Xiao Yungui didn't understand that he would call out the four-eyed sister with one mouth, maybe because he was used to it before, at that time, every time Hong Yun'er said the mantra of sister, he would call out the nickname he gave Hong Yun'er - four-eyed sister, and this time was no exception. At the same time, the movements of his hands did not stop, and he separated one hand to hold Hong Xuanjiao's left hand, and the blade stopped a few inches above his throat, unable to move forward a single point.

Under the same eyes, both of them froze, and in the strange silence, they both heard each other's slight heavy breathing, and they could also feel the sound of each other's heartbeats.

In the fragrance of exhaling like an orchid, Hong Xuanjiao did not say anything to deny it, and Xiao Yungui knew that this silence was a tacit acquiescence. Looking at the delicate woman in front of her, except for the pride of Hong Yun'er's disdain and disdain in her eyes, nothing else can be associated with the four-eyed steel-toothed girl. The soft body pressed on Xiao Yungui's body, and her daughter's body fragrance made Xiao Yungui's body begin to have the most primitive reaction.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, and the posture of the two women and men only remained for a while, and the call of the two guards came from under the mountain road: "King Xi, Queen Mother of the West, are you okay?!" ”

Hearing the shout, Hong Xuanjiao seemed to be electrocuted, hurriedly jumped up, blushed, hurriedly put away her blade and sat down, and arranged her somewhat messy robe and hair in a panic. But his heart was pounding, but fortunately he stopped in time, I didn't expect a few guards to go far, so soon to rush over, if I really killed the king of the West, even if I can make up a story again, I am afraid that I will not be able to justify myself.

Xiao Yungui also hurriedly got up, sat upright, and glanced at Hong Xuanjiao, only to see her put the dagger in her arms, and inserted the short blade into the boots, and couldn't help but gasp, how many weapons are hidden in this damn four-eyed girl.

The four guards hurried over, only to see that they were both sitting upright, as if nothing had happened. Xiao Yungui said gently: "What are you fussing about? This king and the queen of the west are fine, you go down. ”

The four male and female guards looked at each other, and when they heard the movement, they hurried up, but they didn't think that nothing had happened here, could it be that the four of them had heard it wrong? A female soldier guard suddenly pointed at Xiao Yungui and said hurriedly: "King Xi, you are bleeding from your neck." ”

Xiao Yungui reached out and touched his neck, secretly annoyed in his heart, his mother was red again, fortunately the wound was not deep, just rubbed a little skin, and glanced at Hong Xuanjiao hatefully, but this four-eyed girl turned her head to look elsewhere as if she was fine. Xiao Yungui held back his anger and said in a deep voice: "It's okay, scratch some skin, you can go down." ”

The two female soldiers had sharp eyes, and they saw that Hong Xuanjiao's face was still flushed, and she was still sorting out her messy hair, so she couldn't help but hold back her smile, pulled the two male soldiers, and turned around and retreated. Following the sound of the four people discussing on the mountain road, "It turned out that the West King and the West Queen were playing with the spear." "Yes, I haven't seen you for a long time, it must be that King Xi wants to make love, but he was gently taught a lesson by Queen Xi."

There was silence on the mountain, these words floated up, Hong Xuanjiao's face turned red again, and she took out a snow-white sweat towel and handed it over, "I'm sorry, let's stop the bleeding first." Seeing Xiao Yungui angrily taking the sweat towel, Hong Xuanjiao asked in a low voice, "You, are you the slug Xiao Yungui?" ”

Xiao Yungui said angrily: "Young Master Ben is Xiao Yungui, not a slug!" Then he asked suspiciously: "I only called you a four-eyed sister, how did you guess that it was me?" ”

Hong Xuanjiao's face darkened, and she said sadly: "Since I was a child, only you, an uneducated guy, have been calling me this, that day the four of us took pictures together in the Panda Stone, and then my sister and I crossed inexplicably, I thought that the three of you might also cross like me, and you, the impostor King of the West, acted so obscenely, so I guess it's you." Then he asked suspiciously, "Then how did you guess that it was me?" And call me that nasty nickname? ”…,

Xiao Yungui touched his neck, the bleeding had stopped, and he shook his head and said, "I don't know, I just heard you say my sister's mantra, so I said it in passing." As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yungui and Hong Yun'er were shocked, and the two of them thought that Weishenme would think so naturally that the person in front of him was the other party? Is it really true that you have responded to that sentence, and it is always your enemy who truly understands yourself?

"Yes, I'm Hong Yun'er, I really can't imagine it, a mountaineering activity allowed the two of us to cross, you became Xiao Chaogui, the Western King of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, but I became Hong Xuanjiao, the mother of the Western Prince." Hong Yun'er sighed lightly and said: "I've been worried these days, but when I recognize you at this time, I don't know weishenme, and my heart is much more stable." ”

Xiao Yungui's heart was also agitated, and he hurriedly asked, "Four-eyed sister, what about Qingyun and the hillbilly?" ”

Hong Yun'er shook her head and said, "I only met you, I originally thought you were all fine, and I was the only one who crossed over." ”

At this time, Xiao Yungui no longer had to pretend to be the rude and heroic Xiao Chaogui, he held his head and sighed in distress: "What the hell is going on? How did we come to this hellish place and lose our bodies to possess others? Four-Eyed Girl, you know what? I've been pretending so hard these days, and it turns out that pretending to be someone else is the most terrible thing. ”

Hong Yun'er also sighed, supported herself with one hand, and said thoughtfully: "Sister, I am not trembling, for fear that someone will see the flaw, and I may lose my life at any time." In fact, think about it, we human beings live in the world, and when we become adults, we rarely show our true colors, everyone lives with a thick camouflage mask, you didn't boast of being a merry young master in the past, isn't it your forte to act on the spot? Why are you crying out for bitterness? ”

Xiao Yungui raised his head, but saw that his eyes were a little red, and he almost roared: "You don't have to fight with your life to play on the spot, you don't have to face those stinky mud legs all day long, and you don't need to see bloody dead heads!" There's nothing here, you can only ride a horse to get there, it's dark everywhere at night, and you don't want to go a second time if you go to the pit once! There is only killing and deceit around me, and I don't know if I will be alive tomorrow! What the hell do you tell me to stay here?! ”

Hong Yun'er hurriedly pulled him and said in a low voice: "You be quiet, there are still people on the mountain road." ”

Xiao Yungui gritted his teeth and cursed, as if he wanted to vent all the grievances he had been suffering from these days, his face was painful and hideous: "Four-eyed sister, do you know how to go back?" I don't want to be here for a minute, and I don't want to be in someone else's shell, damn it, I'm seven years old for no reason! It still looks like this! It's better to die! ”

Hong Yun'er glanced at him and snorted, but stroked her face and smiled very brightly: "I'm quite satisfied with this body, and there is no myopia and astigmatism of 800 degrees, and my height is taller than before, and I am more beautiful than before, well, my sister is very satisfied." ”

Xiao Yungui sneered: "You are a proud fart, your body has already given birth!" ”

For a moment, Hong Yun'er's face was so red that she seemed to be dripping blood, and she pulled out the short blade in her boots with a bang, pointed at Xiao Yungui and said angrily: "You, are you looking for death?" ”

Xiao Yungui was startled, at this time, Hong Yun'er's skills were not the four-eyed girl who was powerless in the past, and hurriedly waved her hand and smiled: "Just kidding, biedong, we are all together, and we have something to say slowly." Hong Yun'er was full of anger, and her angry appearance was actually very good-looking, which made Xiao Yungui fascinated again.

Hong Yun'er retreated angrily, sorted out her thoughts, played with the short blade in her hand, and said slowly: "I'm also thinking about how we crossed these days, at that time I only remember that the four of us were taking pictures, and then a white light flashed .........,

Xiao Yungui said: "Yes, yes, I also remember that there was a white light, and then the body was like air, floating away with the white light." ”

Hong Yun'er stood up, her hands behind her back, the short knife in her hand was still shaking, she paced a few steps, and said thoughtfully: "I'm sure that the white light is not a flash of the camera, it must be a lightning bolt, I have read some books, but all crossings require strong energy, maybe instantaneous powerful lightning can also have such energy for us to cross." ”

Xiao Yungui was stunned for a moment and said, "You mean to say that all four of us were struck by lightning?" ”

Hong Yun'er's face was solemn, and she nodded and said, "It must be so, and when we were standing on the Panda Stone, the stone must also be strange." ”

Xiao Yungui sighed, and said with a happy face: "Then we only need to go to Jizu Mountain in Yunnan, and then be struck by lightning on the Pantuo Stone once, and then we can go back?" ”

Hong Yun'er was slightly stunned, why does this kid still want to go back? Hurriedly said: "Don't be happy first, I don't think we can go back, if our original body is really hit by lightning, we don't know what it will be burned into, even if we can really wear it back, it will be the life of a zombie." Besides, even if you can go back, will your soul be able to attach yourself to yourself? And will it be able to return to our plane? If you go back to the era of single-celled organisms, you will want to cry without tears! ”

Xiao Yungui was stunned, thinking about Hong Yun'er's words were indeed very right, he had been struggling to find a way to wear it back, but now he was taught a lesson by Hong Yun'er, and all of them came to naught, he couldn't help but let out a sad wail, and said with a bitter face: "Then we have to stay in this barbaric and ignorant era all the time?" There's no light, no TV, no cell phone, nothing the fuck. ”

Hong Yun'er covered her mouth and smiled, put away the short blade, took a deep breath and said, "Don't you think the air in this era is very good?" Don't be so pessimistic, think about everything in the haode side. You should be glad that you didn't dress as a cat or a dog, Zuihou starved to death or was killed, and didn't let you dress as an old man in his seventies and eighties. Seriously, I sincerely thank God Jesus every day these days for allowing me to be attached to this body, and I am very satisfied. ”

Xiao Yungui snorted, looked at Hong Yun'er's plump breasts, couldn't help but swallow greedily, and said with some annoyance: "You're good, you didn't have a look before, but now you have, plus you've read as many books as women I've read, aren't you perfect?" ”

Hong Yun'er was slightly complacent, smiled and comforted him: "Actually, you are not bad, this body is Xiao Chaogui, the king of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, he is only about thirty years old, his body is strong, and his martial arts are good, I don't know how many times better than your previous body that was hollowed out by wine, and you have a noble status, the number three person in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, how many people's life and death are in your hands, are you not satisfied?" ”

Xiao Yungui said with a bitter face: "My life is not guaranteed at any time, why do I think that you, Hong Xuanjiao, always want to kill me?" ”

Hong Yun'er sighed, then remembered the secret order of the East King, frowned and said: "There is a reason for this, since the two of us are together, let's put aside those grudges in the past for the time being, and work together to deal with the crisis in front of us, I want to kill you, let me tell you in detail." ”