Chapter 22: Assassination
"Those false names Meng De don't care, as long as they can get rid of this traitor, it is worth paying any price, not to mention Meng De's life!"
"This is the Seven Star Treasure Knife, I hope I wish you a rape!" As soon as the words fell, Cao Cao hid the seven-star knife in his sleeve, and then turned around and walked out the door. And Wang Yun looked at his gradually departing back, his eyes narrowed slightly, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he said to himself: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone!" ”
At noon, Dong Zhuo suddenly set up a banquet, with a large wine and all kinds of dishes on the table, which made Lu Bu stunned. That is, when he first came here, he set up a banquet, and since then, he has eaten with Lan Xin in the room every day.
I don't know when Dong Zhuo went crazy today, and he even put on a big banquet again, after coming for so many days, he found out that Dong Zhuo was so arrogant today, maybe he would invite some ministers of the DPRK and China to dinner! But after he sat down for a long time, he found that there were only two people in the banquet, he and Dong Zhuo, which made him muttered in his heart, thinking about what kind of medicine was sold in Dong Zhuo's gourd!
"Feng Xian, you've been here for a while, what do you think I do to you?" Dong Zhuo faced Lu Bu, smiled with a smile on his face, and asked coldly. At this time, Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, hurriedly arched his hand, and said: "Xiangye is as kind to me as a mountain, and he has the grace of knowing him, Lu Bu dare not forget it!" If it weren't for Xiangye taking me in, I would have returned to Xiangye to farm a long time ago! ”
But Lu Bu secretly cursed Dong Zhuo in his heart, this crazy dead fat man, knowing that he was a military general, but he had to let himself do some civilian work, and he was fooling himself if he made it clear!
"Hah! Ha! Ha! When Dong Zhuo heard it, he laughed heartily, the sound was deafening, and it almost didn't break Lu Bu's eardrums. Fengxian, you are a talent, and I think you are destined for me, so today I want to accept you as a righteous son, are you willing? As soon as the laughter stopped, Dong Zhuo seemed to change his face, and his eyes narrowed into a slit.
As soon as these words came out, Lu Bu was so shocked that his chopsticks almost fell to the ground! What the? This dead fat man wants to take himself as a righteous son? What kind of international joke, if he were his son, he would not be scolded to death by future generations!
Then again, through these days in the Prime Minister's Mansion, he also knew that Dong Zhuo was surrounded by fierce generals, although he was strong in martial arts, but his two fists were hard to beat with four hands, even if he was covered in iron, he could punch a few nails! This matter is absolutely not good, if I remember correctly, Dong Zhuo will not live long, if he dies, the notoriety of aiding and abetting will not be borne by himself!
No, you must find a way to fool the past, since you have become Lu Bu, you can't betray the reputation of treachery, capriciousness, and mercenary! Just as Lu Bu was thinking hard about countermeasures, Dong Zhuo's face sank, and he said with some dissatisfaction: "What? I am your father-in-law, and I have insulted you? ”
"No, I thought about it just now, there are countless elite soldiers under Xiangye, and there are many strategists around him, how can I Lu Bu He De, not long after I came, I recognized you as a wise and martial person as my father-in-law, I'm afraid everyone will not accept it!" Lu Bu got up and said, he was so frightened and flattered that even Dong Zhuo was frightened by him.
"What am I going to do, who would dare to object?" Dong Zhuo snorted coldly and said domineeringly, as if he was just like the emperor. And Lu Bu scolded secretly in his heart, but said respectfully: "In this eventful autumn, there must be a time for me to show my skills." When I make a great achievement, I think no one else will have an opinion! ”
"Besides, I want to do something for you, and I don't want to live up to your expectations of me! I am willing to go to the soup for Xiangye and help Xiangye lay a foundation for all generations! The first is completely the cultivation and appreciation of Xiangye, and at that time, people all over the world will regard you as a savior, a hero, and a hero! When Lu Bu said this, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and his spit was flying.
Sure enough, after Dong Zhuo heard this, his face turned from cloudy to sunny. "Eternal inheritance! Savior! Big Hero! Big hero! Interesting, Fengxian, you are really loyal to me, don't worry, I will never treat you badly! Dong Zhuo laughed loudly, so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.
Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear! Hmph, Lu Bu is a person who lives in the 21st century, and fooling this guy is not a matter of minutes! Alas, he finally avoided it, and while Lu Bu was proud, he couldn't help but wipe a cold sweat.
Due to the experience last time, Lu Bu didn't dare to drink too much anymore, and excused himself from being unwell today, so he only drank a few glasses. After Dong Zhuo ate and drank enough, he lay on the tiger skin bench in the middle of the hall, because of his obesity, it didn't take long for him to feel tired and fall asleep, while Lu Bu stood aside and did his duty as a "bodyguard"!
"Look at this guy's fat-headed and big-eared pig-like, low literary style, full of foul language, he can also achieve the position of Xiangguo, such a corrupt court, it's no wonder if it doesn't perish!" Lu Bu saw that Dong Zhuo's snoring was like thunder, and knew that he was sleeping very dead and couldn't hear the sound of the outside world at all, so he took advantage of the fact that there was no one in the hall, pointed at Dong Zhuo's nose, and scolded him so much!
At this time, Lu Bu suddenly felt a pain in his abdomen, and hurriedly went out to the thatched house. And not long after he left, Cao Cao quietly entered the hall.
Because Cao Cao is a frequent visitor to Dong Zhuo's mansion, and Dong Zhuo himself often praises him in front of everyone, so Cao Cao came here like a visit, and no one took it seriously at all.
At this time, Cao Cao walked in front of Dong Zhuo step by step, watching him sleep like a dead pig, and then turned his head to look around, and a cold light suddenly flashed in his eyes. The next moment, Cao Cao took out the seven-star knife from his sleeve, and in an instant, the gem on the knife shone brightly, and the entire hall was full of brilliance!
"Oh, what a dazzling light, what's that?" Dong Zhuo's eyelids were stung by the light of the Seven Star Knife, and he couldn't help but wake up. In fact, Dong Zhuo was thirsty, and he saw a dazzling light as soon as he opened his eyes.
Cao Cao saw that Dong Zhuo had woken up and knew that he had missed the best opportunity to kill him. "Xiangye, I happened to get a seven-star treasure knife today, and I came to give it to Xiangye, I hope you will smile!" Cao Cao raised the seven-star knife with both hands and said with an unchanged face.
Dong Zhuo just woke up, and without thinking about it, he took the seven-star knife, and after a closer look, this knife was cold and bright, and the seven gems inlaid in the knife body alone were already priceless. So, while Dong Zhuo was playing, he couldn't help but praise: "Sure enough, it's a treasure knife, Meng De has a heart!" "Hehe, Xiangye is serious, with Xiangye's current status, this treasure knife should be prepared for you!" As the saying goes, a sword is a hero! Cao Cao smiled and said respectfully.