Chapter 502: Crazy Life (Part II)

You Heng has made a fu called "Parrot Fu". According to the analysis of modern people, the parrot with "strange posture" and "special wisdom" is described in this endowment, but unfortunately it is "closed to the carving cage and cut its wing feathers" and loses its freedom. The unfree life of "pitching along the threshold of the cage, peeping at the door to hesitate", and "Gu Liuxi's destruction, although he is as fast as he is", is obviously a parrot to express the indignation of a talented man born in troubled times, reflecting the author's strong dissatisfaction with the political darkness of the late Eastern Han Dynasty.

When I saw this Fu and analysis in my previous life, Tian Fan also sighed, such a talented person was born in the Three Kingdoms era but was not reused, it is really incomprehensible!

But later, Tian Fan realized that it was caused by You Heng's bad character! He is indeed very talented, and his ability is extraordinary, "Parrot Fu" proves his talent, and his excellent performance as a clerk under Liu Biao and Huang Zu proves his extraordinary ability. But...... What is the most hated person in the world? Tian Fan doesn't know, but Tian Fan knows that people who are arrogant and don't know how to respect others are very annoying. And You Heng happens to be such a person.

And now, after all these years under Liu Bei, Tian Fan has a deeper understanding of the affairs of the Three Kingdoms, and he has a deeper understanding of the death of You Heng. This is all off-topic and will not be mentioned for the time being.

In any case, Tian Fan is still very curious about such an interesting person, so he naturally wants to pay homage to one or two. In other words, this guy has left a name in history, he must not be a simple character, and his personality dictates, maybe he will hang up one day, if you don't watch it at this time, you may not have a chance next time, right?

Asked the shopkeeper to push open the window, Tian Fan came to the window first and went to the hall to look. The four women also broke up because of the chaos caused by You Heng, or intentionally or unintentionally, they left the embarrassment just now and came to the window to look outside.

I saw that in the center of the hall on the first floor, on a platform about three feet and two feet square, a young man dressed as a scholar stood tall. This person has a fair face, heroic spirit, wearing a scribe's crown, dressed in a scholar's uniform, seven feet eight inches tall, and looks like a majestic instrument.

And the scholars in the audience were applauding desperately and cheering loudly.

He saluted the crowd and shouted, "It's ugly!" It's ugly! ”

Seeing his style, Tian Fan was stunned for a moment. Doesn't it mean that You Heng is so arrogant that no one can enter his eyes? Looking at the way he returned the courtesy, it wasn't a random gesture, but it was very serious? What's the situation? Is there a mistake in history?

The shopkeeper saw that Tian Fan and the others were very interested in Youheng, so he whispered about Youheng beside Tian Fan.

You Heng is indeed very talented, although the ancients have no first martial arts, but in the face of absolute strength, the literati are still very graceful. Moreover, You Heng is more flamboyant and has a strong desire to perform, but some students in the academy who are as talented as him are relatively low-key, so his reputation is very loud, and he has been privately called "Little Mister". "Little Mister" is naturally a title that distinguishes it from the gentlemen in the academy.

It is said that the gentlemen in the academy also have a high opinion of him, except for Zheng Xuan and Guan Ning, the rest of them all said that this child can't be taught, not because he is too naughty, but because his knowledge is no less than his own. Especially Kong Rong, who is almost a brother to him, will definitely be together every time he comes to the academy.

Tian Fan smiled slightly, and said in his heart that Zheng Xuan and Guan Ning were indeed great Confucians in the world, and their attainments in Confucianism were known to the world. However, they only studied Confucianism more deeply, and naturally surpassed some of the others in Confucianism. But this doesn't mean that the rest of the teachers don't teach, Liu Hong's mathematics, Huang Chengyan's organ manufacturing and agriculture, Pang Degong's art of war strategy, and Sima Hui's things that are not easy to teach, these are not easy to teach others, but I am afraid that You Heng is not qualified yet.

Easily, the applause and cheers of the surrounding students decreased slightly, and only someone in the crowd shouted: "Mr. Zhengping, may I ask, what is the relationship between governing the country and cooking!" ”

The students immediately shut up.

You Heng saluted everyone again, and said impassionedly: "Lao Tzu has clouds, and governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh." Therefore, governing the country is also like cooking, pay attention to the heat! If the heat is too large, it is easy to stick to the pan and cause a big disaster, and the heat is small, and it is time-consuming and laborious, and it is difficult to work, so this heat is the most difficult to control. In the world, the principles of all things are connected, and cooking can also enter the Tao. As small as a family and a room, as large as a government and a country. Just like this government, the key to governance is to sneak into the night and moisten things silently, as the so-called governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh ......"

Tian Fan couldn't help frowning, the shopkeeper was quite shrewd, and when he saw it, he knew that Tian Fan was a little puzzled by these headless words because he didn't hear the previous words. The sound insulation effect of the private room is very good, and Tian Fan's energy is on the few girls around him, so he didn't pay attention to the movement outside.

The shopkeeper explained: "Mr. Xiao didn't want to talk about anything today, but he said casually that everything in the world can be connected to the way of governing the country. His companions were puzzled, so he explained. Hehe, just now he said the connection between the tea ceremony and the way of governing the country, which is about some moderation, monarchs and ministers, etc., and the villain didn't understand it. ”

Tian Fan nodded and did not speak.

At this time, after listening to You Heng talk about the relationship between cooking and statecraft, all the students in the audience felt novel, but after thinking about it carefully, it made sense and immediately applauded.

The cheers decreased slightly, and another person said in a loud voice: "Brother Zhengping, the younger brother is puzzled, I don't know what this way of Go has to do with governing the country?" ”

You Heng smiled and arched his hand, and said: "The way of Go, there is a saying, the bright moon has a golden horn and a silver edge grass belly!" In this world, isn't it a game of chess? For example, today, the safest place is naturally the corner place, such as Youzhou, such as Jiaozhou. There are natural dangers to be feared in the two places, and it is difficult for the rest of the princes to attack. And the most dangerous place is naturally the middle belly, that is, the Central Plains. The land of the Central Plains has always been a battleground for soldiers, and it is naturally the most dangerous. ”

Everyone nodded in agreement, but Tian Fan did not nod. The strategy he helped Liu Bei set was like this, but it was not called the way of Go.

I only heard You Heng continue: "Moreover, the way of Go, the way of the change of yin and yang in heaven and earth, is unpredictable. The way of Go lies in taking land, just like the hegemony in this world, where the princes of various families have frequent wars, for the sake of the land! The way of Go lies in taking the momentum, just like the hegemony in the world, whoever holds high the banner of righteousness, who is strong, who is more popular, who will be easy to win the world. As the so-called homeopathic wins the world! ”

Hearing this, Tian Fan was stunned. Doesn't it mean that the reason why You Heng doesn't look down on Cao Cao is because Lao Cao is a traitor? But these words are clearly afraid that the world will not be chaotic?

Thinking about it in his heart, he didn't listen to what You Heng said next, and when he came back to his senses, another student asked, "May I ask Brother Zhengping, is there a relationship between medical Taoism and governing the country?" ”

With a smile on his face, You Heng raised his head proudly, and said loudly: "How can it be irrelevant? ”

After a slight pause, he said: "Medicine, pay attention to looking, hearing, and asking, and when dispensing medicine, pay attention to the complementarity of monarchs and ministers." Governing a country is like treating a sick person. The so-called hope means that the monarch cannot stay in the palace all day, but needs to go to the market often to observe the people's feelings, understand the people's suffering, and know the urgent needs of the people. The so-called smell refers to the monarch's main purpose of making good use of the imperial history, so that the imperial historians of the court and the central government can truly become the eyes and ears of the monarch, and will not be occluded. The so-called cut means that the monarch should communicate with the three princes in a timely manner about the problems found, come up with appropriate strategies as soon as possible, and implement them to solve them. The so-called question refers to the monarch's ......"

Everyone applauded, and after the cheers stopped, You Heng continued: "The way of drug compatibility, pay attention to the complementarity of the monarch and the minister, the king cannot not have the appearance of a king, and the minister must also keep in mind the duties of the minister, and must not be confused, if not, the world will be in chaos!" ”

At this moment, even Tian Fan was surprised. Not to mention, if the world is compared to a sick person, then now, the most obvious problem is the problem of the complementarity of kings and ministers.

It's just that if the reason for the chaos in the world is attributed to the fact that the king can't be the king, and the ministers are not like the ministers, isn't it a bit of a symptom but not a cure?

Scholar, after all, he is a scholar, don't look at what he says is the Tao, but once he is really put in power, maybe what the situation will be!

Looking at his arrogant appearance, Tian Fan felt a little annoyed. Taking advantage of the fact that there was still some chaos in the hall, he suddenly said in a strange manner: "Excuse me, can the affairs of men and women be related to governing the country?" ”

It was very sudden, without warning. Moreover, at this time, the scholars in the hall were reminiscing about Youheng's remarks, while others stood up and asked some questions that they did not understand, Tian Fan's voice floated leisurely, and the hall was suddenly silent.

The scholars were stunned for a moment, and then looked at each other. Suddenly, someone burst out laughing, and then the laughter spread like a contagion, and the whole hall burst into laughter. No one knew where the sound was coming from, no one wanted to look it up, they just felt that it was a brilliant question! So, everyone who was easy to calm down collectively looked at You Heng, who was changing color on the stage, green for a while, white for a while.

In the private room upstairs, Tian Fan was unlucky! Two of the four girls around him moved their hands at that time, and twisted them to his waist with a red face. The other two were infected by the atmosphere and followed suit......

Tian Fan was busy defending, but how could someone with two hands and eight hands be efficient? After a while, he estimated that his waist and eyes were blue......

So, Tian Fan was angry, he glared at several women viciously, and also started to fight back, pushing the four women who went forward and succeeding each other, and then pushed away, and then pushed away......

When the girls saw that they couldn't handle him, they started the division of labor very tacitly, Jia Lu attracted Tian Fan's attention, and the other three went around behind Tian Fan.

At this moment, You Heng finally spoke.

Tian Fan pushed away Jia Lu, who rushed to his side with a red face, and it happened that Lu Xin behind him gave him a palm, so he exclaimed in surprise and fell to the ground. The two of them have become a commonly used posture in a certain matter, Tian Fan is on top and Jia Lu is on top. Moreover, Tian Fan's hands were pressed on the chest of the girl......

Tian Fan was stunned for a moment, seeing that Jia Lu's face instantly turned red to the base of his neck, his small mouth opened slightly, and his face was frightened, obviously about to start screaming. He hurriedly covered her mouth with one hand and whispered: "Don't scream, don't scream, people are going to talk!" ”

The other hand, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, pinched two handfuls on the girl's chest. Tian Fan thought to himself, it's so big, it's so big...... Look at Jia Lu's little face again, this is about sixteen years old, damn me, stunner!

Jia Lu was completely stunned, after Tian Fan let go of her, she tidied up her clothes, glanced at Tian Fan with a red face, and was honest......

At this time, Tian Fan stuck out his head and listened to the words of You Heng outside.

Jia Lu was dumbfounded, only she and Tian Fan knew what happened just now, and the other three women didn't see it, it seems that this loss is fixed, and it is for nothing!

"The Way of Men and Women...... To put it bluntly, it is actually the way of reconciling yin and yang, and it is also the way to govern the country. The way of men and women can only be harmonized with yin and yang, and yin and yang can be used simultaneously...... In the way of governing the country, the yang side is the legal side of the country, and the yin side is the edification side......"

Tian Fan had to sigh, this guy is really quite talented!

PS: This chapter is really hard to write, and I admit I didn't write it well either. I owe a chapter yesterday, and I will pay it back tomorrow.

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