Things were unexpected, they liked the story very much but didn't like the song, which made Yun Ye sad, although there was a good brother Cheng Chu's silent support, he couldn't stand the fierce criticism of the two Loli, and said that the song art is elegant and noble, and it is necessary to use the most beautiful language to say the most wonderful love. To describe such a beautiful love with country slang, there is a feeling of the thunder of the yellow bell destroying the clay kettle. I don't understand, I'm obviously a prostitute and still fantasizing about love? It can already be concluded that Jiuyi's love object can only be Cheng Chumo, if you fantasize about others, this wonderful triangle relationship will definitely become the Tang Dynasty version of human ghosts. Lao Tzu has been learning this thing since he was a child, how did the folk songs that have been admired by countless big names become something that can't be put on the stage? Isn't "Jasmine" sung all over the world? It's also because Lao Tzu is a literary and artistic young man who can chant such a beautiful song indiscriminately, if it is replaced by a few buddies in my student dormitory, you are still alive when you sing eighteen touches?

This is angry, and tells the maid to get a cart of cantaloupe for Lao Tzu, and then load a cart of various snacks, and then go home, don't ask, the eldest grandson Chong pays! Under the gaze of hundreds of pairs of eyes up and down the floor of Yanlai, he returned with a full load.

The old grandmother didn't sleep again, waiting for Yun Ye to come back, the whole family didn't sleep either, the little girls looked out of the door, and the little girls were still insisting on eating rice like chickens. Yun Ye was a little ashamed, and planned to sneak into the courtyard, but was seen by the sharp-eyed Xiaoxi, and a group of people surrounded him all of a sudden. Fortunately, I have prepared a cantaloupe and a snack for each person. The grandmother didn't ask where Yun Ye went, but just arranged for his sisters to prepare bath water for him, and the aunt washed Yun Ye up and down, especially the key parts. The mouth is still chattering, saying that the people outside are not clean, if you like it, find a good woman from a good family, in case you are pregnant, it will be better, innocent descendants of the Hou Mansion. Yun Ye's face was flushed, and the more she explained, the more disdainful her aunt became. Yun Ye swore that after his hands were good, he would never let the elders in the family bathe him again, saying that my mental age was four, and my physical age was fifteen, and I was not a little kid that the elders would eat casually.

There are countless boring people in Chang'an City, and the matter of Yun Hou Ye running Yan to come to the building to rob the cantaloupe was spread overnight, and even more so, the two of them were shocked in secret words, one muttered, and the other nodded again and again, and in an instant, the incident of robbing the cantaloupe became that Yun Hou Ye did not like beauties, only liked cantaloupe, and he could only fall asleep by holding the cantaloupe at night.

Cheng Chu silently asked how it felt to sleep with cantaloupe, and was kicked twice. Zhuang San stopped far away from Yun Ye, and Liu Jinbao was still using hot eggs to cover his eyes, this was the end of seeing Yun Houye's strange eyes.

"What's so embarrassing about a man's family going to the Qinglou, it's just that why did you get a cart of melons back?" Yun Ye wanted to die, but this one didn't dare to fight. Cantaloupe is just eaten, otherwise what else can it be used for? The old cow didn't even know that he deserved to be pinched by Aunt Niu.

While measuring Niu Jianhu's calf, he warned: "Don't look at me strangely, be careful that I cut off your other leg for you." Niu Jianhu hurriedly shut up, but his face was red and he looked like he had a bad bowel movement.

The arm can move, the old acupuncture and moxibustion kung fu is not given in vain, and the blood is invigorated, and the blood is dissolved, and the hand can move in two days, but it can't hold heavy objects, so now I can only make simple preparations. I said to Lao Niu, since it is the end of the year, then come over and make a prosthetic leg for fifteen years.

Before you know it, the New Year has arrived, and you can't hear crackling firecrackers or smell the choking smell of gunpowder, so it seems that the smell of the New Year is missing. couldn't paste the Spring Festival couplets, and two fairies with strange expressions and hideous faces were hung on the gate. The old grandmother personally smeared honey on the mouth of the stove king, used a big red rooster as the stove king's mount, and sent him to heaven to say good things. …,

Worshiping the ancestors, the grandmother smiled and stroked the grandfather's spiritual position without any sadness, only said that let the grandfather wait for her again, she had just had a good life for a few days, and she didn't plan to see her grandfather now, how could she wait until Yun Ye's big wedding and the little girls got married, so that she could go to him without worry. Yun Ye diligently dipped his brush in black lacquer and traced the tablet of his titular father one by one. There was no one else in the mourning hall, just their ancestors and grandchildren, deserted. The old grandmother sighed vigorously, talking about the sadness of the lack of prosperity, thinking that back then, the mourning hall was full of male family members, and now there is only one grandson, which is sad. But in an instant, he said arrogantly, a room of men is not as good as a grandson, my grandson is now a dignified marquis of Lantian County, and his friends are all princes and like. A few days ago, even His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to give me a gift to this old lady, and the ancestral tomb of your Yun family was smoking.

The Yun family's ancestral tomb is smoking or not, Yun Ye doesn't know, now that he is starting to smoke, or is it coming out of his nose,

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to the Humble House, the Humble House is really full of brilliance, but I don't know where His Royal Highness got a lot of cantaloupe?" Holding back his anger, he gritted his teeth and asked Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian chewed on the twist flowers that were fried for the New Year, and said vaguely: "When I heard a news, I learned that the Marquis of Lantian liked this courgette the most, so that he never left day and night, and there were a lot of things hidden in the East Palace, so he gave some to the Marquis of Lantian to comfort the suffering of the Marquis of Yuntian." After swallowing a large piece of twist flower, he looked disgusting like a confidant.

"Xiaohou can get the prince's gift, I am really grateful, recently Xiaohou has developed a kind of armament, which can kill the enemy ten miles away invisibly, I wonder if His Royal Highness the prince can go to have a look?"

"Of course Lone wants to see, Yunhou please."

Repelling the guards, the two came to the study one after the other, Yun Ye closed the study and ordered to go down without anyone disturbing him. Li Chengqian flipped through the books on Yunye's desk with great interest, and asked without raising his head: "What kind of sharp weapon is so mysterious." "I asked for a long time, but no one answered. When he looked up, he found that Yun Ye viciously grabbed him and threw him onto the recliner, tickling him with both hands. Now it's too late to run, Li Chengqian laughed itchily, his whole body was sore, and he couldn't use his strength, so he could only let Yun Ye do it. It wasn't until the tears of laughter and snot came down and he begged for mercy that Yun Ye let him go. Li Chengqian, who was lying on the recliner like mud, said aggrievedly: "You are cheating. ”

"Nonsense, I don't cheat, if you do this in the front hall, you will be chopped into meat sauce by your guards, all of your own fault, drag a cart of melons to laugh at me, you deserve it." Yun Ye was indignant, pointing at Li Chengqian and trembling.

"So you really like courgettes and don't like beautiful women? By the way, why do you call courgettes cantaloupe? ”

"I'm not a pervert, of course I like beautiful women, so those few firewood girls with few breasts and no ass in Yanlailou will enter my eyes? When you find the beautiful woman I like, I will let you see what a man is. ”

"I have eaten this kind of melon before, and I specially asked the master, and the master said that this thing is produced in the place of Hami in the Western Regions, what is it called if it is not called cantaloupe?"

"By the way, what are you looking for me? You have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, talk about things, have no time to grind your teeth with you, and you have to celebrate the New Year. ”

"It was my mother who sent me, let me tell you, since you have the leisure to visit the Qinglou, that is to say, the physical problem is cured, and you will enter the palace after fifteen, and she will discipline you well." Li Chengqian was a little gloating, and he had always been disciplined enough by the queen.

"Your mother? The Queen? Are you sure she has a heart for disciplining me? Didn't other ministers teach us lessons? Why did your mother run out again? Yun Ye was a little panicked, the dignified queen mother was not good at disciplining the concubines, and by the way, she would come to a few palace fighting scenes and run out to harm me, a Tang seedling.

"Haha, finally someone accompanies me, my mother's discipline, Yezi, you can bear it, I hope my mother is busy disposing of you, you will relax your discipline of me, you are really a living bodhisattva who saves suffering." Li Chengqian patted Yun Ye's shoulder and was overjoyed. …,

"I'm a foreign minister, it's inconvenient for my mother to discipline, right?" Hold on to the last bit of hope and ask Li Chengqian.

"You have a big face, my mother is the queen, you are a noble marquis, and you are still underage, which means that she has the right to discipline you, and it is not your business to be a minister or a foreign minister."

This is sad, Yun Ye knows very well what kind of person the eldest grandson queen is, Li Er's huge ** is managed by her in an orderly manner, and there is no discordant incident, how much wisdom does it take to do this? A generation of strong women who have experienced a hundred battles and won a hundred battles must take on the heavy responsibility of educating themselves. Predictably, there were no problems. She has been mixed for more than ten years and is still a brick at the bottom of the society, and the little experience in the workplace is a scum in the eyes of her old man. The plan for a happy life made the other day can be thrown into the garbage. Empress Eldest Sun will not let go if she doesn't squeeze out her last bit of oil and water. Li Er! You're ruthless.

Li Chengqian saw that Yun Ye's face was pale for a while, and after a while, he asked worriedly: "Are you okay, Xiao Ye, my mother is gentle and dignified, and she is the most kind." Let her discipline you, this is a good thing that others can't ask for, why are you embarrassed? ”

"That's for you, it's not so easy to be kind to me, brother, my good days are over." Yun Ye said with a sad face.

Li Chengqian is also full of Qi Qiran, he knows too well how powerful his wife is.

Sending Li Chengqian away, the grandmother asked Yun Ye what was going on and why his face was so ugly. Yun Ye told grandma that the queen mother was going to teach herself personally, and the old grandmother closed her eyes and thought for a long time and said, "Ye'er, grandma is shallow, and she doesn't know the stakes inside, so she can't build it for you." But grandma has lived for nearly 60 years but understands a truth, the royal family pays attention to the prosperity of those who go along with it, and the death of those who go against it, and your father, grandfather, and uncle gave their lives under this sentence. Grandma doesn't want you to follow in their footsteps, and expects you to inherit the Yun family for me and live a good life. Let go of your pride and offer your master in your heart, since Niang Niang wants to change you, she will use all means, and now she is just using righteous and bright means to deal with you, obviously, what you have done is beyond their control, they want to put a shackle on you again, and let you be used by him. You remember that your life is of the utmost importance at all times, and do not worry about us. ”

Yun Ye stepped forward and hugged his grandmother: "No, grandma, I want to live, you also have to live, you have to live to be a hundred years old." ”