Chapter 34: The Rabbit Is in a Hurry
Mei Renhou ate too much meat during the day, and had a stomach upset in the middle of the night. It's also a bit strange to say that the Mei family has meat for three meals, and he rarely has diarrhea because of eating meat. But that night he had a stomach upset, and he was so anxious that he didn't care to put on his trousers, so he put on his pants and ran to the toilet.
When he came out of the latrine, he saw that the lights were still on in the third aunt's house, and he vaguely heard the sound of talking, and his heart suddenly became suspicious. It's so late, who's in her house? He wanted to quietly go over and listen outside the window, but he felt that listening to the wall with his bare ass was a bit dirty and unseemly.
But the third aunt is too a little goblin, and she usually makes a lot of noise, and she doesn't have enough every day. His old bones couldn't stand her toss, so he only went to her room once or twice a week.
He can't help but this heart. If the third aunt really seduced the wild man, then he would really catch the rape in bed and let the brother-in-law catch them and dip them in the pig cage.
When Mei Renhou was hesitating, the door of the east wing opened silently, and a dark shadow came out. By the light that came out, he recognized the person as his brother-in-law Wang Mingxuan.
Mei Renhou couldn't help but have a pee war, and got goosebumps all over his body. He quickly curled up in a ball and hid in the dark.
Mei Renhou sent Wang Mingxuan into the guest room with his eyes, and then returned to his own house with anger and heartbeat.
The eldest wife Mei Wangshi lit the lamp, and when Mei Renhou saw her, she was angry, and she went up with a slap, which made Mei Wang's eyes appear to be golden.
"Be in charge, what kind of magic obstacle do you have, beat me like this, my brother is still there!"
Hearing this, Mei Renhou became even more angry, and went up and slapped him again. "Your brother is a dog, don't say anything about eating my food, and sleep with my woman, Lao Tzu will have to kill him tomorrow"
Mei Wang couldn't understand and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”
Mei Renhou wanted to slap her again, but she couldn't help it when she thought about it, and sighed: "This is all my own trouble!" I'm going to mess with paper money at home! ”
"What can I do? The bandits came and robbed us of our money. Big brother, this is the face of our Mei family! If this thing is to be publicized, why will you walk in front of people in the future! Mei Wang sighed for a long time.
Mei Renhou got up silently, holding the hookah in one hand and the fire paper in the other, smoking pot after pot. Mei Wang understood that he was scheming, so he didn't dare to say anything more, and stared blankly at the hookah shining brightly and darkly.
The two sat in their clothes until dawn.
After breakfast, Mei Renhou went to the guest room to see Wang Mingxuan. After a few words of gossip, he asked, "When is the eldest brother going back to the county seat?" ”
Wang Mingxuan sat on the Taishi chair, stilting Erlang's legs and smoking a cigarette pouch, as if he was the owner of this house. "It's not too late to come back in a few days."
Mei Renhou's face changed a little, but in a short moment, he returned to normal: "Didn't the eldest brother say that there are still important official affairs in the county?" ”
"It's not a big deal, I've already sent someone back to make arrangements." Wang Mingxuan sat up straight and said jokingly, "What's the matter, does my brother-in-law want to drive me away?" ”
Mei Renhou forced a smile and said, "What did the eldest brother say?" If you can't invite you, a distinguished guest, how can I drive you away. ”
Wang Mingxuan laughed: "With this sentence, I will live for half a year and six months." ”
Hearing this, Mei Ren broke out in a cold sweat.
Wang Mingxuan couldn't help laughing, and said seriously: "I'm not worried about Qinglong Town, if the bandits of Qiu Meizi are not eliminated, it is a piece of my heart disease, and it is also a piece of your heart disease." Do you say yes? ”
"Yes, yes." Mei Renhou responded in his mouth, but scolded hatefully in his stomach: "Okay, you dog thief, you want to expose my face!" ”
After a few more idle words, Mei Renhou got up and said goodbye. Back to the upper room.
Mei Wang hurriedly greeted him and asked, "When will the eldest brother leave?" ”
"Mom's a fart! He didn't even want to leave! Mei Renhou was out of order and scolded hatefully.
Mei Wang's small feet hurriedly went to find Wang Mingxuan, Wang Mingxuan gave her a soft nail, she had to come back disgraced, and was scolded by Mei Renhou again, both sides are not people.
After pondering in the middle of the night, Mei Renhou had calmed down, and said while smoking a hookah: "If the surname Wang is content, he will accept it when he sees it, and I will swallow this breath dumbly." If the surnamed Wang is full and doesn't know how to put the bowl, then I'm welcome! ”
Mei Wang's eyes widened and he looked at Mei Renhou.
Mei Renhou unhurriedly loaded another bag of cigarettes, smoked it, and said, "His surname is a tiger, and I am not a lamb waiting for him to eat!" ”