The experience of moving to Liangshan was more bumpy, in the original words of King Chao, it was - "One by one, the brothers went down the mountain, and they never broke their spirits." The brothers who went up the mountain from the old and the new, each with the brilliance of heroism" - and what about the time change? haha-this guy "stole chickens and ate them in the name of a good man in Liangshan, so he humiliated us" - for a good man like Chao Gai who has a straight personality and doesn't rub sand in his eyes, of course, it's unbearable for his aunt and uncle.

At that time, Chao Tianwang had not yet been enlightened by Buddhism, and his thoughts were still in the realm of normal people's thinking. If you don't steal yesterday, you will steal today. I have stolen it today, and I will steal it tomorrow" This kind of supreme state of Buddhism and officialdom - this is really the misfortune of the times!

The wall fell down, everyone pushed it, and the drum broke and ten thousand people beat it. When the fleas on the drum were evil, Chao Tianwang was evil, so it was not treated well by everyone in Liangshan, which was reasonable.

Fortunately, there is still a person on Liangshan who is willing to turn the tide and save Shi Qian, a young man who has lost his footing, from the top of the fallen wall and the top of the dangerous building - this person is Ximenqing, the son of Sanqi.

After breaking Zhujiazhuang to rescue Shi Qian, Chao Gai wanted to expel this "tired and humiliated" black sheep from the pure rebel team in Liangshan, and everyone could not be guilty of disobeying Chao Tianwang for a thief who picked the lock and dug the grave, only Ximen Qingli was discouraged, and he must leave the time to move, and cited the historical allusion "chicken and dog thief" to make his own theoretical basis.

(PS: When I used five strokes to type "allusions", what came out was the word "thief".) The Chinese characters are really broad and profound, and the Turing wisdom of the computer is really not to be underestimated, even they know the historical allusions of the thief stealing the chicken and the thief stealing the country. What is a "rooster and dog thief"? It turned out to be the Warring States Period, on the land of China, Qi, Chuyan, Zhao, Han, Wei, Qin, and the Seven Heroes worked together, and everyone was pinched together, and they all wanted to be kings. At that time, there was a fierce man in the Qi Kingdom, who was the first of the four princes of the Warring States - Meng Weijun, who was a peerless swordsman among the people! If there is a wise man in the enemy country, it is the sorrow of the neighbor! At that time, the king of Qin couldn't sit still on the mat, so he asked his eight gunners to plan for An?

His subordinates gave King Qin an idea - isn't it advocating international talent flow now? You can set up a headhunting company and poach Meng Weijun to our Qin State to be the prime minister, and then the sad one will be your neighbor!

When King Qin heard it, what a good idea! So immediately ordered the project manager to actually operate. At that time, the Qin State was rich and wealthy, and it was in a monopoly position in the world, and there was no antitrust method to restrain and decompose it.

There are many ancient traditions in China, and gift-giving is one of them. Meng Weijun is not exempt from vulgarity when he first arrives, and of course he has to give a heavy gift to King Qin - a white fox fur! This dress is as pure as the Virgin, and if it were hung in the Tmall today, no one else would be able to take a picture except for the state cadres who were keen to collect renminbi and the real estate predators who gathered around them.

Meng Weijun thought that he would be able to ensure his safety by giving a heavy gift to the head of state, but it turned out that he was too optimistic. What about weishenme? Although his people came to the Qin State, his hukou was still in the Qi State, and those Qin State hukou who were born from the same root muttered in the ears of the King of Qin all day long - Meng Weijun is the Hukou of the Qi State, and he came to our Qin State just to get a temporary residence permit, how could he serve our Qin State wholeheartedly? As the days go by, this can't help but make King Qin's suspicion more and more strong.

It can be seen that this hukou system is really not a good thing, and it makes sense to juxtapose these two words with "waste" in Wubi with righteous indignation!

So the king of Qin asked the opinions of the Qin household members very well: "Will the plan be released?" The Qin State household members said: "If it were an ordinary person, let's tear up his temporary residence permit and send him back - but this is Meng Weijun!" A swordsman among people, a peerless master! Letting the tiger return to the mountain will inevitably hurt the people of Chu, Yan, Zhao, Han, Wei, and Qin, so in the spirit of internationalism, the king might as well kill him! ”

King Qin hesitated when he heard this. First, talents are like precious jade, it is a pity to break them; Second, people just gave you a fur that is unique in the world and unparalleled in the world not long ago, and it is still in the warehouse without covering the heat, so this is going to be cut down with a knife? In terms of heavenly reason, it can't be said!

This hesitation gave Meng Weijun time to react. This person is worthy of being a peerless master of swordsmen among people, he has built a lot of wind-permeable walls around King Qin, and if the Qin household instigated King Qin to kill him, he would know it immediately.

So Meng Weijun asked a group of Qi Guo accounts under his command: "Will the plan be released?" "The Qi household accounts have brainstormed and offered a plan - the most efficient, effective and cost-saving method now is the beauty plan!

King Qin conquered the world with a sword, he was a hero; But the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, the beauty is sandwiched * to conquer the king of Qin, and the pillow wind is 10,000 sentences against the Qin household accounts - as long as you go through the door of the beauty, you will be able to integrate the three effects and achieve great success!

The best thing is that the beauties don't need to offer the beauties of our Qi country, as long as they find ready-made beauties of the Qin country. After all, beauty resources are limited, and it is one that can be saved, which is called cost saving.

When Meng Weijun heard it, what a good idea! Hurry up and go to the door of the most favored beauty of the Qin Kingdom. As a result, Qin Guomei held her chin and said: "It's okay to do things, I don't want anything, I just want white fox fur!" "It turned out that King Qin was wearing white fox fur and wandering around the harem, blinding the eyes of countless beautiful eyebrows, and women have always had no resistance to this kind of luxury, and since then they have been lovesick.

Shijie on good things come in pairs, you Meng Weijun has a white fox fur, inevitably, certainly, there is definitely a second one!

As everyone knows, Meng Weijun was already in a hurry to hang himself. Where are there so many white foxes lined up on Shijie for me to catch? That white fox fur is truly unique!

Women are unreasonable, and beauties are even less reasonable with you, not to mention that the current Meng Weijun doesn't even have time to reason with beauties, and King Qin may send someone to invite him to drink tea at any time - this time, he won't be able to come back!

The Qi household accounts are also anxious - how can they not report it if they have received the kindness of their sons on weekdays? But the problem is that none of them have ever been to Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and they don't have the blessing to worship Sun Wukong as a teacher to learn seventy-two changes, so they can't do anything in a hurry!

At this time, an inconspicuous Qi Guohu stood up and spoke: "Although I don't have seventy-two changes, I will become a dog." ”

The Qi State households, who are all civil and military, looked at this guy who was beyond his strength, and sneered: "Those dogs who can only have chrysanthemums in the past, now, and in the future, why fight for you?" ”

Qi Guohu, who can turn into a dog, said: "You have misunderstood! The dog I became was different from those people. Although I was covered with a dog's skin, I was still a human inside, I just used the image of a dog to deceive the eyes of the guards in King Qin's palace, and went to King Qin's treasury to steal that white fox fur back from Gongzi! ”

So in full view of the people, the man put on a dog's skin and went out, and after a while he came back and offered the white fox fur up: "You can go and perform the beauty trick!" ”

The civil and military people didn't even have time to be ashamed, so they hurried away. The beauty of Qin got the treasure she wanted, and she was overjoyed, so she hugged King Qin and made a sour offense, and took the opportunity to say good things about Meng Weijun in the middle of the comings and goings. King Qin was hard everywhere at this time, but his ears were soft, and he was caught by his own beauties, and he changed his mind without much effort.

Following King Qin and the beauty, Meng Weijun also got a chance to breathe, but his respite time is limited, men are easy to pull out their cocks ruthlessly, and the king is the best among them, after King Qin reacts, he will definitely kill him! The Qin State is no longer a place to stay with the master, so let's run as far as we can!

Immediately decided, Meng Weijun took the Qi national household registration to run, everyone carried forward the spirit of the marathon, and ran to Tongguan in one breath, as long as they got out of the customs, they would be safe.

The problem is that they arrived at the wrong time, arriving at Tongguan just in time for late at night. Since the Shang Dynasty changed the law, the Qin State has been strictly forbidden, not like today, stuffing a bunch of red envelopes can Lu Zi understand that Yi crosses the river - he has passed the customs in confusion, it is a real iron wall, there is no one to talk about, even the fleeing Shang Ying was planted in the hands of the law created by himself, not to mention Meng Weijun, who has now even lost his temporary residence permit?

Therefore, the country is like a pyramid, this base must be good, the top spire is rotten, just replace it, but if even the base begins to crumble, then this pyramid is not far from complete collapse - no one has a good life at that time!

The fact that the pyramid of the Qin State can finally overlook the six countries has nothing to do with the fact that they have a haode base.

But now Meng Weijun doesn't think so far, he only thinks about how to get out, as soon as the morning dawns, King Qin's pursuers will come up to make dumplings, and there will be no more beauties of Qin to intercede for him at that time.

The captain of the Qin State who can guard the pass is selfless, it is estimated that the person's surname is Pei, and he is a distant relative of the iron-faced face Pei Xuan, he said that the rooster does not crow, does not switch, this is the rule!

The cutest people on shijie are this kind of people who act according to the law, without them, a country without one person has no backbone; The most hated people on Shijie are also in this kind of law, so the respected meat eaters will tacitly arrange for them to guard the pass in the cold wind in the middle of the night, so as to protect the meat eaters in the pass and do something that can make them flutter.

Faced with these gatekeepers who did not pay attention to human feelings and only talked about legal principles, Meng Weijun was desperate. But at this time, another inconspicuous Qi Guohu under him stood up - "Although I won't become a dog, I will become a chicken!" ”

With the lessons of the past, the Qi State Hukou, who was full of civil and military skills, did not dare to sneer casually anymore, and everyone looked at him with wide eyes.

So in front of everyone's eyes, the man took a deep breath and shouted to the sky. When the master of the inner family is successful in practicing qi, the power of a roar is like a dragon's roar, and this person's cry is completely a rooster cry in the middle of the night.

It turns out that the chicken is a blind animal, and when they hear the loud cry of a kind, whether it is true or not, they can't wait to follow the sound; Or to put it another way, chickens are a kind of comparison animals, hearing the loud cry of a kind of people, they immediately have a psychological attack of jealousy, and they have to follow the shouting and overpowering each other - these two kinds of chickens, many of them have evolved, and today when you look at it, there are their shadows shaking in front of your eyes everywhere.

However, for Meng Weijun, who is at the end of the road, whether it is blind obedience or comparison, they are all good qualities, and they should be vigorously advocated and praised. Because as soon as the counterfeit and shoddy products came out, the sound of the chicken's crow immediately sounded from all directions, echoing above the heads of the selfless people in the iron mask.

At this time, Meng Weijun looked at the iron mask selflessness with a grateful look in a desperate situation, which means: "The rooster crows, the gate should be opened, right?" ”

Iron Mask Selfless also wondered: "Why are the chickens crowing so early today?" Could it be ...... Is there going to be an earthquake?!"

Shocked, Tie Mian selflessly hurriedly organized the people in front of the gate to evacuate before the earthquake, and Meng Weijun and his Qi household registration were also evacuated. After Meng Weijun ran away without a shadow, the earth really shook - it was the Qin State Armed Police Force with the general order driving the primitive tank, the horse-drawn chariot, and chasing Meng Weijun all night long!

Although their appearance is full of momentum, Tongguan, where birds can't fly, has been crossed by Meng Weijun, just like a dragon returning to the sea and a tiger entering the deep mountains, unless the pursuer grows a divine palm, who else can catch him?

After Meng Weijun, who had died for nine days, fled from the Qin State, he finally returned to the place where his scrap was - wipe! Wubi made his own initiative and replaced the "hukou" with "scrap", but Lao Tzu was too lazy to change it - so many people sighed, it turned out that the chicken and dog thieves were also useful!

The rooster and dog thieves, like the people at the bottom of the well, would not have been able to ascend to the hall of elegance, and they were estimated to only have a temporary residence permit in Qi State, and they did not even have a temporary residence permit. In order to thank them for saving their lives, Meng Weijun personally went to dredge the relationship between the kings of Qi, and with great effort, they finally turned their hukou into the official Linzi waste product of Linzi, the capital of Qi State-uh! You're a bastard! Scrap again!

This is the story of the rooster and the dog thief. This story gave me two lessons. The first is the conclusion that has been proven countless times by history - the ruler is short, the inch is long, and no matter how weak and humble an individual or group is, at the right time and in the right place, it will also shine! The second is that the account is a waste! You have worked hard to save other people's lives, and they will repay you by only helping you transfer your account!

It's not like I'm saying it alone, I can't even read five strokes. I just typed "transfer account", do you know what came out of the five strokes? - "Black-hearted waste" - hit the nail on the head!

After all the heroes on Liangshan listened to the story of Ximenqing's "chicken and dog thief" that day, Chao Gai and his friends were stunned. It turns out that time migration is not a waste product! As a result, King Chao officially granted the Shiqian Liangshan household registration.

It stands to reason that Shi Qian has not yet stolen the chicken and dog to save Ximenqing, and Ximenqing helped him turn the household registration problem into a positive one, and Shiqian should be grateful to Ximenqing, so he turned over and fell to the ground, saying "I am willing to die for Brother Siquan", but the problem is - this guy Shiqian doesn't appreciate it!

What about weishenme? It's not that the times are ungrateful, but that his not majestic body is wrapped in a sensitive and proud thief heart.

Except for some unborn wonders, most people on shijie are not born to want to be thieves, and Shiqi is no exception. Unfortunately, although there are many roads on Shijie, some people's motto is to go their own way and let others have no way out.

Unfortunately, he met most of these people—officials, soaps, messy, chickens and dogs...... Everything beckoned to his head, from childhood to adulthood, Shi Qian was forced to become more and more helpless, and he had few options.

The government forced the people to rebel, and they had to rebel. But the cost of rebellion was too great for Shi Qian to play, so he chose to be a thief. Since then, his hometown, Gaotang Prefecture, has one less Shunmin and one more thief.

He stole the official office, robbed the treasury, robbed the greedy and helped the poor, and tossed lawlessly, until one day, Gao Lian came to be the prefect of the Tang Dynasty, and the good days of time moved came to an end.

Gao Lian is a left-handed person, Shi Qian finally escaped from his pursuit, and since then he has become a frightened bird, and he does not dare to return to his hometown, so he ran to Jizhou, Liao, to avoid the limelight. At that time, there were no international extradition regulations, and Gao Lian did not have a chance to change the time.

Who knows that the house leak coincides with the rain, the boat is broken and the head wind, although there is no terrible high price here, but there is a sick pass Yang Xiong, at that time Yang Xiong was in Jizhou prison as a festival, the time was careless, and when he stepped on the plate during the day, he was secretly caught by Yang Xiong, and when he started at night, the end was only captured alive.

But Yang Xiong immediately discovered that this thief was different from ordinary petty thieves. As soon as it fell into Yang Xiong's hands, Shi Qian immediately took out a bag of money - but it was not a pure bribe, but said: "This festival-level brother is convenient for good deeds, and there are a few little beggars in the broken temple outside the east gate who have no cotton on them, but I am afraid that they will not survive this winter." My brother took this money and rewarded them with a few strands of cotton yarn at will, and he could live a few lives, and he was better than how many seventh-level floating slaughters he created! ”

How many years has Yang Xiong been in the section, and it is the first time he has encountered such a thief, and he is going to be in prison, but he can still think about others so calmly! Yang Xiong was very curious, and ordered his subordinates to take Shi Qian into prison and not to abuse him, and then he really went to the broken temple outside the east gate, and there were really a few little beggars waiting to be fed. Yang Xiong sighed, and after settling these little beggars, he had the heart to rescue Shi Qian.

But he is not a high-ranking official, and he said that he could release people, so he had to wait for the opportunity. While waiting, he discovered the difference of this thief again - he reads books!

When he was treated humanely in hell, he moved an inch and asked to read a book. The other jailers only thought that this guy was mentally abnormal, only Yang Xiong sighed secretly: "This thief is not a thing in the pool!" ”

The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, but the thief is afraid of culture. Therefore, Ximenqing's story can move most people, but it can't move the times. In his opinion, behind this story of chickens and dogs, how many alms are hidden, even if I am a thief, I have my own arrogance! Ximen Qing! Do it to others, you food that comes from you! This is exactly what it is:

The rooster and the dog are back in the past, and the dragon and tiger are leaping to see the present. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.