19 Li Yuyao
Inner Court assembly.
Zhao Yuyang: "Dongfang Ju!" Look at your bad idea! One is not enough, provoke another! Only then did he get out of the wolf's den and enter the tiger's mouth again! β
Me: "It's not my fault that the Holy Land is so powerful, they are like that!" β
I continued: "We know, but it's a good thing. Just don't mess with them. If I don't come up with this bad idea, you see someone else has come up with an idea to kill her. Let's not say if we can kill her, after the killing, the people in the Holy Land won't blow us up to the sky! β
Liu Xingchao pointed at me and said, "You, continue to receive that woman, what is Li Yuyao's." β
Me: "We're going to get her away?" β
Liu Xingchao: "Of course! I hate them. β
Me: "I think of a story. A bear was caught by a hunter, and the bear said to the hunter ......"
Liu Xingchao: "Shut up, I don't want to hear your story, hurry up." β
Me: "I mean to say that woman is not easy to deal with. β
Him: "Why? β
Me: "Because she has long hair, a well-maintained figure, dresses stylishly, and looks beautiful and temperamental." β
Him: "So what? β
Me: "So she's very smart, she's going to attract men, just like that Sichuan woman." Such a woman is like a woman in a green building, clever. β
Liu Xingchao: "Then keep an eye on her, see what tricks she plays, go quickly." β
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Li Yuyao still has to live in the Apocalypse Palace on the 171st floor.
I'm going to clean up her room.
I entered the room of the Holy Maiden.
The inside was still as it had been when the saint left, and it was messy, as if it had been robbed.
There are a lot of clothes on the ground, some I bought for her, some she bought herself, and more Liu Zijun bought for her.
The lamp was still on, and the drawers of the desk were turned open. There were a lot of torn shredded paper in the drawer, and I flipped through them, and it was a letter, an unfinished letter, a letter to Liu Zijun. Her love letters must have been drafted many times.
I rummaged around, under the bed, up and down the closet, under the table, and finally opened her mattress. There was a big hole in the bed, and there was a small metal cabinet in the hole, and on the cabinet was the sun pattern of the snow-capped mountains of the holy land.
I guess it must have been very heavy, but I took it out as soon as I took it out β it was as light as a feather! In fact I can't say it's as light as a feather, because it's lighter than a feather, it seems like air!
It opened on its own, thinner than paper, and empty inside. It's not iron, it's not copper, it's not gold, it's not silver, it's not wood, it's not jade, it's not jade, it's not gold, it's not silver, it' There are other symbols on its side, and those symbols are the strange words that I have been studying for a long time!
When I got back, I opened the "Foreign Language Dictionary" that Zhao Yuyang gave me and translated it: "MadeInChina" means "porcelain manufacturing". Damn, it's not like I haven't seen porcelain, how can this thing be porcelain!
There is also a line of Arabic letters 3436.12.12 below this word, which is probably the price, which means 3436 gold dollars, 12 silver dollars, and 12 copper dollars. This bunch of bad dealers! I've seen the world, huh, don't try to lie to me!
I also saw a thick book under her pillow with the words "Holy Book" written on itβit turned out to be the "Holy Book" that she had been talking about all day.
She also had a gold necklace underneath her silk quilt and a small gold box at the bottom.
When I opened it, there was a photo of the saint and Liu Zijun inside! When did they take pictures?
I spent all day with the saints, and I didn't even know they had been photographed together!
I flipped through it, and there was nothing else.
I've got all these things in place.
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Li Yuyao was eating in the emperor's imperial dining room. The Imperial Dining Room is on the 150th floor, where only the Emperor and Empress can eat. Of course, there is also Li Yuyao now. In fact, there is only Li Yuyao.
In the spacious room, there was a row of eunuchs, a row of palace maids, and from time to time the imperial chef brought out various delicacies from the imperial kitchen. In the middle is a huge crystal table with a rotating tabletop filled with dishes and wine in crystal glasses.
Li Yuyao sat next to her, and the four holy land guards were behind her. She didn't care about ladylike etiquette at all, and was eating and drinking from time to time.
She saw me come in and sucked her fingers, looking for something to wipe off.
The eunuch next to her immediately handed her a warm cotton and linen towel.
She wiped her lips and hands, and immediately returned to her noble ladylike nature.
Li Yuyao: "I like your food very much. We have all the machines there, like making scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and we put the tomatoes and eggs in the machine, and then we come out with scrambled eggs with tomatoes. For half of the year, it was scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and the remaining half of the year was cucumber vermicelli, and I vomited. β
She looked at my imperial robe, and said, "Who is in charge here, are you?" β
Me: "I'm responsible for serving you." β
She: "Who are you in charge here, the Senate or the head of the Inner Court?" β
She didn't even mention the emperor, it seems that she still understands something.
Me: "It's Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court, the leader of the inner court, and the commander of the forbidden army. β
Her: "Are you?" β
Me: "My name is Dongfang Ju, the head of the harem, and the head of the god department. β
Her: "Core? β
Me: "yes. You are more important than the emperor, otherwise why would I have a core to serve you. I've packed up the Apocalypse Palace on the 171st floor, and I'm waiting for you to move in. β
She said happily, "Apocalypse Palace? Is it the best palace? β
Me: "Absolutely. If it's not good, then there's nothing good in this world. And, if you find anything better than it in the palace, I'll send it all to you. β
She patted the table: "Good! I love this crystal table, move it for me! β
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Li Yuyao is the kind of woman who is full of vitality like the saint, but the vitality of the saint is used to exert pressure on the court every day, and Li Yuyao's vitality is used to explore the palace.
She was from the Holy Land, and no one dared to stop her, especially when her plane was still parked on the water.
One day, she took me, the four guards of the holy place followed her, and a group of six people walked to the queen's bedroom, and happened to meet the Sichuan woman Rui'er.
Li Yuyao: "Ha, everyone is here." β
Rui'er and Empress Li Fangnan beckoned to her.
Li Yuyao pounced violently, and threw herself on the royal bed from a long distance.
She was lying on her back, her feet stretched out, supported by her back, and I could even see her bare backup.
Rui'er and the queen looked at each other.
Li Yuyao: "This is the big bed you sleep in with the emperor?" Bigger than my room in the Holy Land! Hey! Why do you only have one pillow on this? β
The queen could not answer at all.
Me: "The Emperor sleeps in his own room." β
Li Yuyao: "Oh, I see. How many imperial concubines did the emperor have? How many palace maids? How many eunuchs? β
Me: "More than 80 imperial concubines, 100,000 palace maids, 50,000 eunuchs. β
Li Yuyao put her foot down and said exaggeratedly, "What?!" So many people around one person? No wonder we don't have an emperor in the Holy Land, so we can't afford to raise it. β
She rolled her eyes and said, "The emperor has one woman a day, even if it is 100 years, there are only more than 30,000." Haha, that's not exhausting him. β
Math is good, but who dares to answer? Rui'er and the queen showed helpless expressions.
Li Yuyao: "Have you ever had an empress?" Does the empress have a male concubine? β
Me: "It's not in the King James History Books, but I remember that there was an empress 10,000 years ago, what was her name?" Forgot! β
Her: "Actually? β
Me: "Actually, who knows. Each dynasty changed the history books of the previous dynasty. β
Her: "Hey. In our country, a man can only have one woman, and a woman can only have one man, and it is not of her own choosing! Looks like neither of us is fun! β
She turned to me and said, "Do you know the stinky man who seduced my sister?" β
Me: "This...... Seen it a few times. β
Her: "Where?" I see what it looks like! β
Me: "A small scholar in Gaoling County." She took him. β
Li Yuyao shouted: "What do you mean? What does it mean to take away? Elope? β
I nodded: "It fits the concept of elopement." Well, she eloped. The saint eloped. β
She thumped the royal bed hard and said, "Little slut! I thought you were just running away, but it turned out to be elopement! See if I don't arrest your adulterer and adulteress! β
Li Yuyao said: "Take me to his house to see!" β
I said, "Why don't you have lunch first?" β
She tugged at my clothes: "Eat a fart, hurry up!" β
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We walked to the gate on the first floor of the palace.
Li Yuyao said to the four guards of the Holy Land behind her: "I'm going to look for clues about my sister, you stay in the palace and wait for me." β
Four guards: "Miss, the patriarch will deliberately let us follow you anytime and anywhere, don't embarrass us!" β
Li Yuyao: "You just said that you follow me, and then I also said that you follow me, so isn't it the best of both worlds?" β
Four Guards: "Miss, you know it's impossible. β
Li Yuyao sank her face and walked out of the first floor of the palace.
She approached the plane.
I thought, is she going to fly a plane?
Li Yuyao shouted to the forbidden army by the lake: "Hurry up and find a boat, I want to go up." β
A small boat rowed over.
Li Yuyao: "The boat is small, first two by two." Dongfang Ju, you go up with me first, and the four of you go up later. β
One of the four guards grabbed me and said, "I'll go first." β
Li Yuyao was unhappy: "Don't you believe me?" Do you have to doubt this? β
The man said, "I just want to protect the eldest lady, what does the eldest lady mean by this?" I don't understand. β
Li Yuyao: "You just pretend to be stupid." β
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Six people sat exactly six positions in the fighter.
The expressions of the five of them were relaxed, but I was so nervous. The scene of riding in a car for the first time five years ago came to my eyes, when I was a dung digging boy who had never seen anything, and now I am an imperial official of Sanpin. I even touched a car then, and now I don't even bother to drive a car because I have a driver.
I thought planes had to have seat belts, but I didn't see anything like that when I touched it.
I twisted left and right to find the seat belt, Li Yuyao said: "Sit up straight, twist what, you should dance!" β
At this moment, a metal frame fell from his shoulder and clamped his whole body, which reminded me of the torture of the edict, and I was so frightened that I almost peed my pants.
Li Yuyao pressed a button, and the fuselage began to shake slightly.
The water outside was swept into the sky by the air spewed out by the engine, and the small boat was swept directly into the bottom of the lake, and the forbidden army by the lake was blown by the wind, and I felt that my body became heavy, and the palace slowly became shorter.
Now we have reached the height of dozens of floors.
The view from the cockpit was so wide that we could even see the Praetorian Army below squinting at us with their hands blocking the scorching sun.
Everyone in the palace looked at me in amazement.
Haha, I became the only one of the hundreds of thousands of people in the palace who has ever made a plane to the Holy Land!
Li Yuyao: "Where is that guy?" β
Me: "Sixty kilometers northeast. β
Her: "Roger." β
The thing in front of her was similar to a car, and there were pedals for the left and right feet, but the steering wheel had been turned into a lever.
I don't know what she did, the plane slammed forward, the acceleration was much greater than the car, and I was squeezed hard forward and up by the seat.
As far as the eye could see, the one-thousand-meter-high palace slowly turned into a small dot beneath him.