Chapter 44: Love and Aphrodisiacs
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Hua Niang stretched her waist lazily, feeling that her whole body was sore, and no matter who slept in the dark for three days in a row, she would feel sore.
It's very lively outside, Hua Niang pushed the window open a gap and looked out secretly, there were really a lot of people outside, and there were many people in official uniforms who were very elegant with a teacup in front of Zang Wei, the little rooster with the most hypocritical smile, showing a few white teeth and looking at those officials talking about it adoringly.
As long as someone's cup is empty, he will be very dogged to help others fill it, and his movements are extremely smooth and comfortable, and he looks like a sycophant.
The little girl with bacon walked in, carrying a large basin of water, which seemed to be ready for her own washing, without willow branches? There was only a small white brush, and the flower girl didn't know what it was for.
Fortunately, the bacon is an empathetic and good girl, sprinkled the green salt powder on the toothbrush, and gestured twice with her teeth, and the flower girl immediately knew what it was for.
"Weird."
After a little evaluation, I took a sip of water and began to brush my teeth, it is indeed better than willow branches, Hua Niang washed her face, the bacon also cleaned up the house, and the red paint toilet has been cleaned.
Hua Niang sat in front of the window to tidy up her cloud temples, her hair fiddled around and always couldn't find a suitable hairstyle, the noon sun shone on the water tank in front of the window, a faint halo was refracted into the room, bacon looked at Hua Niang's towering breasts, white neck, slender fingers, picturesque eyebrows. I couldn't help but be stunned, she combed her hair and looked so good-looking?
"Little bacon, only five points of a woman's beauty are given by her father, and the remaining five points depend on whether you can dress up, in fact, you are also a beauty billet, now your breasts are not high enough, and your buttocks are not cocked enough, that's because you are still a yellow flower girl, but your waist is very thin and your legs are very long. This is a sign of beauty. As for the slightly darker complexion, it is not a problem at all, as long as you don't bask in the sun, you will become a porcelain doll in a few months. ”
How and will the flower girl do not know how attractive her charm is. But it can attract a little girl to envy herself. I also feel a little proud. The horn comb slid over the long hair over and over again, and the white hands and jet-black hair showed a bewitching beauty.
She did it on purpose, because there was a rooster lying on his stomach in the doorway watching him.
was discovered. Yun Er immediately changed from a drooling state to a milk doll made of pink makeup and jade, and stretched out his arm to let Hua Niang hug him, really wanting to know what it was like to be hugged by a warm nephrite-like body.
Hua Niang just felt someone peeping, I thought it was Yun Da's little rooster, but I didn't expect that it was a chicken cub who ran in, everyone likes pink children, Hua Niang was just about to pick up Yun Er, but suddenly found the intoxication in Yun Er's eyes, she saw too much of this look, out of vigilance, she didn't want to throw Yun Er on the bed.
After throwing it out, I realized that it was a child who I threw it, and before she could daoqian, the angry bacon picked up Yun Er, snorted at her and opened the door and went out.
Hua Niang smiled bitterly, this is an instinct, an instinct that has been raised by surviving in the robber's den for ten years, if there is no such alertness, I don't know how many times I have been ruined by others, and now I have returned to normal shijie and even the innocent eyes of children can be seen as perverts, which is really bad.
She was very hungry, but the little girl called bacon didn't bring food as usual, she seemed to be still angry with herself, Hua Niang is not a hypocritical woman, since she is hungry, she wants to go to the kitchen to get it, there is always food in the kitchen of the Yun family, especially the kind of cooking cake with filling tastes the best, and there are beautiful patterns on it.
But not today, there are a lot of officials outside, once they go out, Yunda's good days will be gone, and a stunning beauty will appear in the poor cottage, and the idiots will know what the result will be.
A snake crawled down from the beam with its tongue out, and climbed up the table along the legs of the table, comfortably coiling on the table to enjoy the less intense reflection here.
This is a very fat snake, and if it is used to make snake soup, it can make a big pot......
Just when Hua Niang was thinking nonsense, Yun Da walked in with a rice plate, smiled apologetically and said, "Don't care, my family's servants are more temperamental than their masters, but their minds are extremely haode." ”
"It's me who is wrong, I shouldn't have thrown Yun Er who stretched out his hand to hold me into the bed, this is a bad problem developed in Yuanshan, look at everyone like a bad guy."
Yun Da's face suddenly darkened, this little bastard, now he wants to take advantage of anyone's advantage, he barely squeezed out a smile and said: "Don't hug him again in the future, this child is this problem, when I see a beautiful woman, I want people to hug him, I have beaten him many times, and this problem can never be changed." ”
Hua Niang shook her head and said: "Such a young child lost his mother early, it is not unusual to have such a move, if I were not in a thief's hole, my child should be older than Yun Erdu." ”
Seeing Hua Niang's crying appearance, Yun Da knew that he had poked her sore spot, and quickly pushed the dinner plate in front of her and said: "Eat, your last meal was last night, and now it's afternoon, you must be very hungry, try the Yun family's famous leek box, after those officials left, I made it myself, it tasted good, but I had a bigger breath after eating, but the taste is really not good, you are also a person who likes food, you shouldn't care about this flaw." ”
Seeing that it was rude for a woman to eat, Yun Zheng went out after speaking.
As soon as the door was closed, the Qi on Hua Niang's face disappeared immediately, and she pushed the watchman snake off the table with a slap, this is where people eat, and a snake always looks at what to do.
"Big brother, what's wrong with that woman?"
As soon as Yun Da returned to the room, Yun Er came over and said.
"It's wrong, but a woman who has struggled in the robber's den for ten years and can still maintain her heart is worthy of our admiration, so don't tease her in the future, although her expression just now is very fake, but sadness is not fake, I say my heart, I write my heart, both of which are actually the same.
After this year, we are going to Chengdu Mansion, cherish the people and life here, we may not have the opportunity to come back in the future, this era is likely to be a permanent separation. ”
Yun Er was also a little sad, after all, the people here are very good, as soon as he thought that he was leaving, he went out in a daze, and the bacon was unhappy when he saw Yun Er, thinking that he was still angry with that woman, so he went up to the bamboo building with Yun Er in his arms, and the two of them sat on the platform and watched the monkey and Han Niu lying in the haystack downstairs talking about Yuanshan.
Yunda rested for a while, then came to the kitchen, personally prepared a lot of dishes, the next guest is the guest he really wants to entertain today, the wine is made from grapes, or Lai Ba brought it back to himself, I am not willing to drink, I might as well drink it all today.
The food is not much exquisite, the big bones boiled with bacon taste very good, Xiaolin and Wugou like these, and the fatter they are, the more they like it.
This time Xiaolin and Wugou can be regarded as a great favor for themselves, if Xiaolin does not finish, the ghost knows what will happen to the Eagle King who lost all his pants, and it is not impossible for the lost dog to wander into the Han land, and even this guy will be entrenched in Yuanshan and not leave. Now that he is dead, there is no more trouble for him.
As for Master Wugou, his role is even more important, contact the government as soon as possible, sort out the relationship here, and make the most of the benefits of the eradication of the Yuanshan thieves, and completely feed back to the people of Doushaguan.
You must know that there has been no tax for five years, which is a great blessing for the people here.
When the sun was about to set, a monk came together, with big sleeves fluttering, like a fairy among the gods, standing in front of the door Yun Da said to the flower girl standing on the edge of the Xuan window: "Look, the man you want to marry is here, this guy really killed the Eagle King and retreated, do you want to help you find it now?"
Although his clothes are a little shabby, it doesn't matter, the Yun family has cotton and linen, and there is a lot of silk, you can make your wedding dress at home, if you want to press gold thread, there is one in the Dousha Pass, and you will go tomorrow, I see that you have four or five ingots of gold in your baggage, which is enough for dowry. ”
Hua Niang stared closely at the laughing forest on the mountain road for a long time before smiling desolate and said: "Look at his current appearance, the gods are general, even if I have the thought of Chang'e, he probably doesn't have the idea of King Xiang, it's just that, I'm afraid I don't even have friends to do it, it's better for him to enter the avenue, I will enter the red dust, and leave a good story." ”
"Story? False, right? There was a monk who wrote a poem about him, and I agree with it, the poem is like this: "I was worried about hurting the Sanskrit line, and I was afraid that I would not fall into the city when I entered the mountain. The world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to it!
That's a monk! He can't give up Allure, what is Xiaolin, women chasing men, as long as you persevere, I think Xiaolin can't escape from the palm of your hand, even if he is firm, let's get some impotence, don't believe he doesn't give in. ”
Hua Niang looked at Yun Zheng vigilantly, her big watery eyes were full of contempt, and she looked at it for a long time before she said: "I found that you are not a scholar at all, the discipline that a scholar should have, you can't see it in you at all, you are a person who only needs the result, not the process, I even think that you will use any means for the result you want." ”
"You know what, it's the one that has the highest chance of success."
"You are young and don't know what love is like, I just want to see if you really have a woman you admire in the future, will you give her an aphrodisiac!" (To be continued......)