Chapter 81 Full of fools
The man saw Zhao Ming's ugly face, as if he remembered some sad past, although he didn't know why his little brother was so allergic to mandarin ducks, the man still closed his questions and changed the topic: "That little brother is here for Luoyi?" ”
Zhao Ming frankly admitted that it was for this name that he deliberately forgot and suddenly appeared.
The older man's face became strange, and in the end, he couldn't help but whisper to Zhao Ming: "At this age, little brother, listen to my brother's advice, cherish your life." ”
"I always feel like my brother is thinking something bad." Zhao Ming laughed, stretched out his hand and grabbed a piece of preserved fruit, and put it down with disgust, "The purpose of my little brother's coming today is to ask for someone." As for how this Luo Yi looks, the younger brother has really never seen it, how can he have that idea from his brother. However, the younger brother has encountered difficulties in singing and dancing, and he has not known how to achieve it. So try it, I'm lucky to get it, and I'm sorry to lose my life. ”
"Oh, what a song and dance. As a brother, he has traveled all over the country, and he can't say that he is proficient in music and rhythm, and he has seen a lot. Let's see if I can give my brother an inspiration. The man became interested, sat up straight and listened to Zhao Ming's novel ideas, and added a glass of wine.
Zhao Ming drank it all in one gulp, naturally agreed, and broke it down one by one, hearing this, the man's eyebrows gathered and he shook his head again and again.
In the end, the man sighed, shook his head and said: "Brother, this idea is bold and novel, I never thought that singing and dancing could be rehearsed like this. I don't have a clue how to express the state of flying as a brother. It's for my brother, please forgive me for my brother's inability to do anything. ”
"The elder brother is serious. It's the little brother who is whimsical and doesn't care about the present. Zhao Ming poured another glass of wine for the man, and the two of them did it, which can be regarded as revealing the matter.
Who knew that the man didn't give up, gritted his teeth and said: "This Luo Yi song and dance is famous in the Three Kingdoms, maybe there is a way." It's a pity, brother came half a step earlier, maybe brother can take you up directly to meet this Luoyi. It's not good to be a brother now. Rest assured that tonight, my brother will help you see this Luo Yi and get what you want! ”
Zhao Ming looked at the sloppy man in front of him in amazement, can he see Luo Yi directly? I can't see it.
"Huh? Brother, can you see this Roy directly? ”
"Yes, anyone can do it, as long as you answer the five questions left by Loy. For my brother, I answered four questions, and the only one was too unbelievable, and there was really no way for my brother. The man frowned, thinking of the question that the ghost didn't know the answer to, and the last subjective question, he said unconfidently: "Maybe you got three questions right?" ”
"Brother can come in without paying?" Zhao Ming clenched his chopsticks and knocked straight on his head, thinking of a possibility, and his heart was dripping blood.
The man looked at the little brother who suddenly went crazy strangely, and replied puzzledly: "If you answer correctly, you can see Luo Yi, how can you ask for cash." If it weren't for the fact that the food in the red sleeves was still famous, the brothers wouldn't necessarily come in. So he politely declined Luo Yi's invitation. ”
I'll go, my entrance fee, a few hundred taels, I paid it for nothing, and I also paid two people for Wang Qinian! Zhao Ming regretted that his intestines were green, he was almost so poor that he wanted to eat, and he obviously answered all five questions, but now it is all wasted. I don't know if she will agree to see Luo Yi now? But the money won't come back. And my brother can't see it, and it's too embarrassing for me to lose face in front of my brother by relying on his previous achievements!
The man thought that Zhao Ming was annoyed that he had come at the wrong time, and missed the time to see Luo Yi directly, so he patted Zhao Ming's shoulder and said comfortingly: "Brother, don't worry, tonight is just these chickens and dogs." Settle them for your brother. ”
The past could not be traced, Zhao Ming had to put down his depression and said: "Thank you brother first, and in the same way, the younger brother didn't put these goods in his eyes." Wait and see the little brother's performance. But the younger brother is curious about how many questions did the elder brother answer correctly? ”
"First, second, third, fifth. The fourth question is completely mindless. The fifth question is not a correct answer, and there is no standard answer to this question at all. "The man didn't expect that he would be trapped in five questions for two hours and didn't finish answering, so he had to give up.
"Question four? How long does it take for the Moon Palace? Zhao Ming recalled, it would be hellish if he could answer this question!
"Yes, brother also answered? Answered a few questions correctly. On this question, who in the whole world can answer except the immortals. Thinking about this topic, the man felt a pain in his head. He thought about it for two days without remembering that it was in that book.
"Well, all five questions were answered." Zhao Ming took a sip of wine, this wine is at most a rice wine, drinking sweet and sour, it is not the same thing to Zhao Ming.
"Huh? Are you Winding? The man stared at Zhao Ming with wide eyes, and slapped Ping Ji hard with his slender hand, he couldn't believe that he would be such a teenager who compared himself.
Zhao Ming couldn't react a little, how did this guy know my pseudonym? "It's the little brother, it's rude, where did the brother know? By the way, I also asked my brother's name. ”
"For Brother Yanlie. Luo Yi announced that the only person who answered the five questions correctly won the Ding. Less nonsense, what is the answer to the fourth question. I'm scared to death. Yan Lie looked at Zhao Ming with a bitter face, he went back to meditate for a few days on this fourth question, but he didn't remember that the sage mentioned this issue in the book. Today, I bumped into a dead mouse, and if I don't figure it out, I'm afraid I'll lose sleep for a few days.
Zhao Ming took a peanut and threw it into his mouth, and said with a strange expression: "Well, brother can understand it this way, the closest distance from here to the Moon Palace is about 767,000 miles. Even if a person walks day and night, it will take more than 4,400 days. ”
"How do you know this data?" I don't know such detailed data, I have been reading poetry and books since I was a child, and there are a large number of ancient books left in my family. Why haven't you heard of it yourself?
Speaking of this, Zhao Ming's heart darkened, how could he explain it? This is all the wealth left to him by later generations, and it is all evidence to remind him that he does not belong to this world, pour himself a glass of wine and drink it up, looking at the bright moon in the sky with gloomy eyes.
"Brother, let me be taught by a god in a dream at night."
Looking at Zhao Ming's gloomy face, Yan Lie fell silent, who hasn't had a little bit of the past that he didn't want to think about?
"Okay, the world is only a hundred years, don't look for troubles, there is wine today and drunk today. Come, go one. Yan Lie poured a full wine glass for Zhao Ming, and drank it all first.
Zhao Ming sighed dejectedly, and took a sip of the water and wine, but he felt that the wine was a little bitter.
"Virtuous brother Mo Zasi, look at this moonlight and water, full of fools. When drinking another glass. Yan Lie looked at the group of scholars in front of him, although everyone had something at hand, none of them put their hearts on it. From time to time, he peeked at the gorgeous singers on the stage or the attic with tulle hanging in front of him, and forced himself to pretend to be free and easy, and Yan Lie had a sneer on his face.
"Brother, you're going to get me drunk. However, these people are judged by their clothes, they are colorless and have no color, they do look a little stupid, and the position of the brother is extremely wonderful, and it is worth a toast. "Looking at this corner away from everyone is like watching a flock of peacocks, proudly showing their feathers in the direction of the attic, but not knowing that their bare butts are completely exposed in front of their eyes.
"Haha, yes. My brother is my confidant! A cup is so enjoyable that it is worth drinking a pot, and the store will serve it again. Yan Lie laughed, he had admired the scenery for a long time and finally had someone to watch with him, and his heart was emotional.
The maid who came to serve the wine looked really good, Zhao Ming put down his thoughts, raised his eyebrows and watched with a smile as the maid was busy on the table. The maid couldn't help but be a little shy when she found the strange eyes of the handsome boy in front of her, and secretly raised her eyes to return an ambiguous look. Seeing that this boy didn't say anything, his eyes were a little aggrieved, and he even took a few steps slower to retreat. This action caused Zhao Minglang to laugh, and his mood was much better.
The maid was very lovely, seeing that the two of them were drinking heroically, they simply moved two jars, and the small figure moved a small wine jar and walked staggeringly, Zhao Ming looked interesting, helped to take it, and also rewarded a piece of jade pendant, but it was a more resentful gaze when it came back.
Zhao Ming filled the wine pot for himself and the brother he had just met, "A pot is a pot, and the younger brother will blow the pot." Brother at will. "Raise the pot to the moon, tilt your head and swallow the wine syrup.
"Feel free to fart, the virtuous brother doesn't look down on me, your brother and I grew up drinking, and the wine country is really heroic. Come on, it. Yan Lie raised his eyebrows, his face was provocative, more heroic than Zhao Ming's movements, and he poured the lid of the pot into his mouth.
Wine is a thousand cups of confidants, and words are like speculation.
Zhao Ming and Yan Lie didn't know how many cups they drank and how many words they said in the moonlight. Wine into the moonshine is the most likely to get drunk and sad.
In the end, I don't know when the brother next to me has already gotten under the table, and he is really heroic in the wine country, and he has exhausted these local chickens and dogs...
Zhao Ming felt dizzy, his eyes were hazy, the noisy music, the tempting dance, the sweet water vapor, and the demeanor of everyone were mixed together, making people feel unhappy, there were thousands of barriers in his chest, he didn't vomit and was unhappy, his abdomen was full of reverie, and he was screaming in the moon.
Take off the garment of bondage, and untie the girdle of the head. Life is born naked, death is also earth, and everything in the world is just illusory.
Strode to the stage in front of you, dispel the obscure sound, and drive away the Heavenly Demon Dance.
Facing those stunned native chickens and dogs, Zhao Ming, who was dressed in single clothes and had a cloak with an evil smile, found a chair and sat down, facing the middle people in the audience, supporting his cheeks with his hands, but looking into the distance. The candlelight flickered, and the figure shining on Zhao Ming was also a little uncertain, the figure seemed to be lonely, like alienation, like arrogance, like tyranny! Zhao Ming opened his mouth, his voice was flat but his words were clear, like nine days of thunder!
"You chickens and dogs, I'm going to see Luo Yi tonight, and no one wants to stop you. This son doesn't want to work hard, so you can go together, piano, chess, poetry, painting, books, hops, and sit and talk. As long as you win the same as me, I will kowtow and apologize, and get out immediately if you lose, I see you upset now! ”