At ten o'clock in the evening, I was drowsy, and Li Yuyao was still tossing around in the palace.

She suddenly said, "I'm going to take a shower, I had a dirty day today." ”

Looks like I can finally go to sleep and recharge my batteries for tomorrow's continued messing around.

Li Yuyao said, "You come and wash me." ”

I think that if you take a bath, you have to wash the palace maid, and you really think of yourself as a queen. But I saw her staring at me. I looked left and right and there were six of us in the room all the time. Dare to love her to speak to me!

Me: "Don't mess around, I'm the core of the court, the third-rank imperial official, the forbidden army officer, the harem director, the head of the god department, and I won't wash the queen." ”

Her: "No! ”

Me: "Don't mess around, I'll go to sleep." ”

Her: "Stop! If you dare to take a step, I will tell the saint that you have ruined the saint! ”

Me: "What does this have to do with us!?" ”

She: "I said that if there is a relationship, it will be related, and if it is not related, it will not matter!" Alright, you hurry up! ”

She went to Miike.

She said to the four guards of the Holy Land, "You are waiting outside! ”

The four said, "The Holy Land wants us to follow one step at a time." ”

Li Yuyao was furious: "Are you annoyed! You also want to watch me take a shower, and you can't see me when I? ”

The four said, "This is an order from the Senate, don't embarrass us, Miss." ”

Li Yuyao: "Let's go while it's cool!" ”

She closed the bathroom door without waiting for them to come in.

There was a banging on the door outside.

Li Yuyao frowned and listened.

No more knocking.

Li Yuyao's face showed a disdainful smile.

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In the middle of the bathroom is a large pool of pale green water with rose petals floating on the water. Next to the large pool are three small pools with milk, sea salt, and mud. To the south is a shower head with a low leather bed next to it.

There was a circle of palace maids and eunuchs hanging around, and they came over to serve Li Yuyao.

She said to them, "You all go, I don't like so many people watching me take a shower!" ”

They're gone.

She began to undress and then sank into the pool like a catfish swimming and swimming in it.

She popped up, her hair draped over her body, and water was left underneath.

Her: "Am I pretty?"

Me: "Beautiful. ”

Her: "Lie! ”

Me: "Yes. ”

Her: "What is it?" ”

Me: "Lie. ”

She stood in front of me and asked, "Am I pretty?" ”

Me: "First, I'm a eunuch, and my brain is no longer held hostage by hormones, so I can say very fairly that you are indeed beautiful, as beautiful as the 100,000 palace maids in the palace, as beautiful as this imperial pool, as beautiful as the plane you fly, and as beautiful as the bow you wear, but I don't care. Second, you are a person from the Holy Land, your identity is a person from the Holy Land, your identity is different from that of the palace maid, what does it matter if you are not beautiful, what is the point? ”

She: "In the Holy Land, everyone says that I am much more beautiful than Li Yuqin. ”

Me: "Li Yuqin, the name of the saint?" ”

Her: "How do you know?" That was her previous name, and after she became a saint, she had only one name - 'saint'. Do you think she's ugly and dark? ”

Me: "But you're jealous of her." ”

Li Yuyao: "I'm jealous of her? I'm prettier than her, smarter than her, more capable than her, why am I jealous of her? She was just reincarnated - even in fact, it was not reincarnation at all, everything was planned! Even my father and mother don't like her, they are just afraid of her. ”

Me: "Don't you think that all the beauty, intelligence, and ability you have revealed is to cover up your jealousy?" To hide your low self-esteem? A saint is a saint, and this is 10,000 times stronger than you. You've got the saint back, and then you're going to have to go on being a pretty woman. Or is it the same sentence - what is the use of being pretty? ”

Silent.

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Li Yuyao approached the shower head, opened it, and opened it to the maximum.

The white water flowed down and smashed against the jade floor, merging into a trickle and flowing into the sewer.

She: "That's why I don't want to find her, I don't want to go back to the Holy Land." At least not for the time being. ”

Me: "So, you can actually find the Holy Maiden?" I heard that day that you have a sign of a saint, what is going on? ”

She: "Every person in the Holy Land is born with a small pill and then he can know his location at any time. However, the distance should not be too far, not more than a few hundred kilometers. The Holy Maiden is now at this distance. If it were me, I would go to Lingnan or Liaodong, so that it would be enough to find the holy land for a while. But it's hard to find, but if you want to find it, you'll definitely find it. Unless, she's dead. ”

I sighed: "Everyone has everyone's suffering, and there is no heaven in this world at all." ”

Her: "But I want to build my own paradise!" The first step is to deal with the Four Guardians of the Holy Land. Those bastards, they all slept under my bed while I slept! ”

Me: "You're going to transfer them back?" ”

She stared at me, "I'm going to kill them." ”

Me: "Just kidding. ”

I looked around.

There were only the two of us in the pond, and there was only the sound of rushing water.

She: "Let's just say that the saint killed her." They prevented the saint from eloping, so it makes sense that the saint killed him, right? ”

I almost laughed: "The plot is reasonable, but how can the saint kill those four men?" I think they are martial arts masters, and they walk with the wind. ”

She smiled and said, "Not only martial arts masters! Any of you mainland's 'top ten masters' or 'top ten wanted criminals' will not survive more than ten seconds in front of them! However, if the saint wanted to kill them, it would not take a second. ”

My smile retracted: "Are you kidding?" ”

Her: "It's true, otherwise why didn't we dare stop her at the time?" The Holy Land gave all her powers to the Holy Maiden, which is why she is called the Holy Maiden! She was stupid, stupid, ugly and stupid before she became a saint, and within a day, the pheasant turned into a phoenix! ”

She slapped the pool with a bang.

I didn't speak, only the sound of rushing water in my ears.

Li Yuyao continued: "I came to the mainland so easily, but I didn't come to prison. I didn't even go to Xi'an County today. Is Xi'an County fun? ”

Me: "Are you really going to kill the four guards?" So what do you tell me to do? Let me testify that the Holy Maiden was killed? ”

Her: "That's second, first, you help me kill them." ”

Me: "No kidding! How dare we kill the people of the Holy Land! Why don't you do it yourself? ”

Her: "You're kidding! I'm an ordinary, weak woman, and I'm not a saint, how can I kill it? As I said, those four are masters of the Holy Land, and I don't know any martial arts! ”

Me: "How are we going to kill?" Send a few men with submachine guns to kill them? ”

She nodded: "Simple and rough, I like it." However, I would suggest that a few hundred people be shot with submachine guns and killed at once, so that they would be able to react and it would be difficult to do it. ”

I said, "Okay, enough of the jokes, you see you're all, go back to sleep." ”

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Li Yuyao: "Don't go!" ”

Me: "Don't say it, I think you're too impulsive." ”

Her: "Then I'll tell you something that isn't impulsive." ”

I stared into her eyes.

Big eyes, long eyelashes, and water droplets.

"Trust," she says, says, is just another word for a transaction. Directly asking us to trust each other is nothing but a tree without roots, water without a source. But if we can trade for the long term, then we will really keep our promise. I heard about the Holy Maiden's tossing of you, she always likes to go to extremes in her work, such as the Ministry of Thought, the Ministry of Labor, the Ministry of Witchcraft, the Ministry of Survival and other departments, these departments are in the Holy Land, not to mention the mainland! I guess you don't like them either, do you? If you help me kill the four guards, I promise that I will not interfere in your affairs. In fact, I don't care about you at all. Otherwise, I will not only tell the Holy Land that you dare to tamper with the system, but also that you teach bad saints. I might even fly a plane to blow up your palace. Don't say you can resist, you broken army is not enough for me to stuff my teeth with a plane! ”

Me: "Why are you exposing the bottom line like that?" Can't be tactful? ”

Her: "It's a good deal for both parties. ”

Me: "I feel more like a threat. ”

Her: "You can think of it as trust. A transaction is trust, and trust is a transaction. What do you think? ”

Me: "I'll talk to the boss and get back to you tomorrow." ”

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I immediately told Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court, about this.

He immediately convened a rally of the elite of the inner court.

I saw Zhao Yuyang.

I said to him, "What are you doing coming in for the Inner Court Elite Gathering?" ”

He looked at me with his chin: "You are a little third-grade official, dare to talk to me like this!" ”

Me: "Aren't you a third grade?" ”

Him: "The third product is in the middle!" ”

Me: "Lao Tzu is still the head of the harem and the head of the god department!" ”

Him: "Pull it, you will serve two women!" ”

Me: "What are you doing, rising so fast?" Good fart? ”

Him: "I'm staring at the senators well!" ”

Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court, came in at this time and asked me to explain this matter again.

Li Feiyu: "Hurry up and kill the matter, let me do something about the Ministry of Thought and the Ministry of Labor all day long, let me be an exception and not a person." It's okay, what kind of witch department are you, what kind of thing is the witch department! Others laugh at me for being a great dancer! ”

Lu Ziluo: "Kill the people in the Holy Land, it's okay that the people in the Holy Land don't know, how to clean it up if they know?" ”

Liu Xingchao: "What I think is if she tricks us into taking the bait." What if she kills the four guards watching her with us, and then pushes the blame on us? ”

I said to Liu Xingchao, "I have an idea. My lord, if there are ants on the ground, will you frame them when you twist them to death? Will you find a reason? If you want to fight, just hit it directly, why do you spend this thing? The people of the Holy Land kill us like ants. Li Yuyao wants to deal with us, just send a letter, why is it so troublesome? It must be true that she used our hands to get rid of the four guards, so why would she frame us again? When we die, we can stab this to the Holy Land. The two of us have voted for each other, so both sides are stable and trust each other. ”

Liu Xingchao thought for a while and said, "I'm going to see her in person." ”

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It's a shame that Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court and the commander of the forbidden army, actually met Li Yuyao in the women's toilet!

The four guards watched too closely, Liu Xingchao could only go to the women's toilet to squat first, and then Li Yuyao went to see him inside.

After Li Yuyao left, the head of the court and the commander of the forbidden army walked out of the women's toilet.

Liu Xingchao said to us: "The agreement has been reached. Li Feiyu, you go and prepare, kill all four of them! ”