Chapter 2: The Three Realms Heroes
Wuge stood in the barren field outside Guyuan Village, looking at the back of his "Engong" who was fleeing in a hurry, and rubbed his nose in a daze: "It's just silver hair, and besides, he didn't come again, as for being scared like this." ”
She shook her head with some contempt, looked down at the sachet lying quietly in her palm, and said in her heart that this demon is rampant, and the gods and Buddhas are all over the world, and there are still one or two kind.
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In the territory of Liulixian
The woman withdrew the profane clothes, and the profane clothes slowly slid down her white and jade-like ketone body to her feet, she raised her legs and stepped into a pool of smoke and waves in the hot spring, her hair was extremely long, black and soft like a black satin, scattered into the water like rootless aquatic plants, delicate and pretty nose, her moist face was flushed, her big eyes were as bright as the moon, her lips were thin and full, and a cinnabar mole between her forehead added a touch of bewitchment.
At this moment, Wuge in the hot spring is scrubbing his body vigorously with soap horns.
"The smell of this body stinks my pool!"
Wuge was a little annoyed, threw the soap corner in his hand into the pool angrily, and shouted: "Qiyuan, can you change the bullet of the song? You play these songs back and forth every day, are you tired?"
The silver-haired monster Qi Yuan in the "legend" behind Wuge was hanging his head and stroking the piano intently at this time, and when he heard this, his slender fingers pressed the strings and did not raise his head: "Calm down, concentrate, otherwise the sound of the piano can't enter your heart, and it won't be able to help you cleanse your demons." The sound of the zither sounded melodiously.
"Heart Demon Heart Demon, can you pay attention to anything else besides nagging me every day? I went to Guyuan Village this time, and my head was almost twisted off, where were you at that time?"
At this time, she didn't care whether she was wearing clothes or not, she turned her face and yelled at Qiyuan, she had to lose her watery face, otherwise just listening to this voice, it was really like the aunt who crossed her waist and scolded the street every day at the entrance of Guyuan Village.
Qi Yuan thought that it would be useless to play again at this time, so with a cold face, he hugged the piano and was about to go to the forest.
"Hey, you stop, I've never seen a monster with such a bad temper in you, and you can't be reasonable. ”
Qi Yuan had a black line on his back on his face, but he was unreasonable: "What's the matter?"
Wuge said "cut" in a low voice, as soon as he quarreled, this Qiyuan was about to slip away, without a bit of manliness, it was really a shameful face: "I have something here for you to help me see, I was chased and killed by the army of 100,000 zombies in Guyuan Village, and a boy who was a hundred times better looking than you saved me from the sky, he gave me a sachet, I came back all the way, and I was stunned on the way and was not entangled by half a monster on the way, you help me see what is contained here." ”
Wuge described his experience of escaping death very exaggeratedly, and deliberately bit the words "a hundred times better than you", although she had never seen the handsome boy who saved her, but who told the silver-haired monster in front of him to be handsome, and every day her nose is not a nose or an eye.
A pale yellow sachet embroidered with auspicious cloud patterns was thrown from behind him, and Qi Yuan raised his hand to catch it firmly beside his ear.
Qi Yuan glanced at the pattern on the sachet, and was a little surprised in his heart, his face was light, and he turned around to look at Wu Ge, who had climbed out of the pool and was dressed neatly: "Where did you get this?"
"Didn't I just say that, from a man who is a hundred times more beautiful than you. Wuge shook his hair impatiently.
"What does that man look like?"
“... A hundred times better looking than you. Wuge squinted at him.
“... What are you wearing?"
“... Probably Xuanyi..."
Qi Yuan looked at her with a cold face when he heard this.
"It's just the clothes, anyway. Wuge couldn't hold back the lie, his big eyes rolled, and he immediately changed the topic: "Alas, you see, it's really a good day today, it's sunny." As he spoke, a thick cloud condensed in the sky, and a lightning bolt pierced the sky.
Wuge stiffened, looking embarrassed.
"This sachet is not like a mortal thing, it should only be found in the Nine Heavens. Qi Yuan lowered his head and looked at the delicate sachet in his hand, as if he was in deep thought.
Wuge was overjoyed when he heard this, thinking that this trip was really not a loss, although his life was almost half gone, but he was finally seeing a fairy. Although she has lived for millions of years in vain, let alone seeing a scattered immortal, she has never seen even an earth immortal.
I can't help but be happy without singing, but when I think about it, there's something wrong.
"How do you know that this is a thing of the Nine Heavens, you have stayed with me in the Glass Fairy Realm for a hundred years, not to mention the immortals in the Nine Heavens, I'm afraid I haven't even seen a spirit next to me, you ignorant little demon I'm afraid you're not deceiving me." ”
Qi Yuan didn't seem to hear Wuge's noisy questioning, and took out a pale yellow invitation card from behind him.
"Two days later, there will be another feast on the side of Qihuan Mountain, I have consulted many classics, there is a medicine that can help you suppress the demons in your heart, this medicine is near Qihuan Mountain, you go with me. ”
Wuge looked at Qi Yuan's silver hair with a sparkling sheen, slightly stunned, and thought that this person in front of him was really good-looking.
"Did you hear that?" Qi Yuan looked at Wuge, who was standing stupidly staring at him, a little surprised, and raised his hand to poke her head.
Wuge came back to his senses, and he didn't want to jump up and slam his backhand on Qi Yuan's head, shouting loudly: "I'm not deaf!"
Qi Yuan's head was hit by Wuge's full strength, and there was a little "buzzing" at the moment, he looked angry, turned around and walked away, rubbing his head with his other hand as he walked.
"What a stingy youkai. "There is no song to talk about, looking at the back of Qiyuan getting farther and farther away, I always feel that something is not right.
"Hey, my sachet!" Wuge patted his head and hurried towards Qi Yuan.
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"Hey. Wu Ge lay on the auspicious clouds and sighed faintly as he looked at the rolling Qihuan Mountains at his feet.
"It's really a demon than a demon, tell me why God is so unfair, I want to have a figure, I want to have a look, you tell me where I'm bad. Saying that, he got up with his hands and feet and turned around Qi Yuan, raised his head slightly and brushed his black hair, and threw a wink at Qi Yuan, who was standing on his side.
Qi Yuan squinted his eyes and glanced her up and down: "Almost brains." ”
Wuge was very discouraged when he heard this, and leaned over on the soft auspicious clouds, his chin pressed against the auspicious clouds and said unwillingly: "The brain may be a little worse, but the age is there, and after eating rice for so many years, I can't grow in cultivation." ”
She stared at Qi Yuan with some envy: "What are you capable of, don't you just look better with your hair? Why can you soar through the clouds, I have to run with my feet when I go out, and when I am tired of running, I have to pick up a branch as a crutch, and if I pick up a branch, I can cut my leg, and if I bleed a little, I will be chased and run for eighty miles..."
Qi Yuan was a little annoyed by her chatter, and took out a peach wood hairpin from his arms and handed it to Wuge: "You put this hairpin on it, you are a demon, it is inconvenient to go to the banquet, this hairpin can hide your breath." As he spoke, he flipped and pinched a trick with one hand, and the blue cloth dress worn by Wu Ge turned into a blue cloth robe in the blink of an eye.
Wuge stood up and pulled the wide sleeves of his robe, and wrinkled his delicate eyebrows: "You changed it for me according to your size, these arms and legs are drooping." ”
Qi Yuan turned his head and pretended not to see.
"You are just jealous of my beauty, you are a demon with high mana, you should treat the demon kindly, do everything in a friendly manner, bow down, nod your head, you see what kind of attitude you have. ”
Just when Wuge was babbling words in her mouth, she heard a woman's voice not far away: "Don't worry, princess, I have inquired, although the third prince left us to come first, he did not go with the daughter of the Dragon King of the West Sea." ”
Wuge followed the source of the sound, and saw a group of people gradually emerging in the thick clouds not far away, the maid of Qing Yishui was wearing the same peach-colored clothes, combing the same bun, the clothes were gorgeous, and she was slightly hanging her head and hugging a chariot frame, the chariot frame was embroidered with auspicious cloud patterns, and there were gauze curtains hanging around.
Wuge thought to himself, why did he seem to have seen this auspicious cloud pattern somewhere.
She suddenly came to the mind of gossiping, pretending to arrange her clothes, and leaning sideways to listen to the conversation over there.
At this time, a tactful but somewhat sad voice came from the shelf: "The third brother thinks I'm cumbersome, I said that I would go together, but now he left first, and he also took the invitation, and I don't know if the dragon girl went first." ”
More than a dozen maids in that column did not dare to come out, except for the first one who was quite scheming at first glance, she was bowing her waist at the chariot, and said flattering words in her mouth: "Princess, you are too worried, your appearance is the only one in the Nine Heavens, the daughter of the Dragon King of the West Sea is less than one ten-millionth of yours, the three princes usually take care of you, and today you should have something to do before you go, and besides, your noble identity, even if there is no invitation, no one in the Three Realms and Six Realms dares to stop your way." ”
When Wuge heard this, her heart beat a drum, and she tugged on Qi Yuan's sleeve on her side: "Does this mean that this is the princess of the Nine Heavens next door?"
I only heard the woman in the chariot say again: "But the emperor is also going to this feast, the emperor has been away from the world for a long time, and I have never seen him, this time is really rare." My father specially instructed me not to lose my heavenly demeanor, how can I hold my identity and break the rules. ”
"Don't worry, princess, I'll help you figure it out before you take the table. The peach-clothed woman at the head bowed to the chariot frame.
Wuge was secretly a little stunned in his heart: "Qiyuan, you are honest, what kind of banquet are you taking me to?"
He looked ahead, silver-haired robes, and his clothes were waving in the wind: "The Three Realms and Six Realms Heroes Meeting held by the Nine Heavens." ”
Wu Ge's legs trembled when he heard this, and he grabbed Qi Yuan's sleeve robe with both hands, thinking that what evil was this happening, how could these two demons still swagger to the banquet of the gods, seeing that Qihuan Mountain was close at hand, she held her forehead and pondered.
After a while, Xiangyun had already begun to descend slowly, and Wuge tugged at Qi Yuan's sleeve and refused to leave: "Qi Yuan, let's go back, although I also want to see the world, but think about it, forget it, what do you say when I am arrested and refined into pills." ”
Qi Yuan was stunned when he heard this, and squinted at her: "Are you talking about immortals or demons." With that, he lifted his leg and walked to the banquet.
Wuge covered his face, hooked his head and followed him: "Alas, I said, you haven't seen it, if you are caught, I won't have time to save you." ”
The two of them headed towards the entrance of the banquet at the foot of Qihuan Mountain.