Chapter 9: The Fake Look

"What are you doing?" Yu Miaoyi tilted her head and asked with a confused expression, only to see Han Xin picking up the Taoist robe that the old Taoist had just taken off and putting it on his body.

Although Lao Dao's body is thin and small, the Taoist robe is very wide, and it is just right to wear it on Han Xin's body, Han Xin put on the Taoist robe, turned around twice with satisfaction, and asked Yu Miaoyi: "How is it, it still fits." ”

Yu Miaoyi nodded, still puzzled and asked, "What are you doing wearing this, you don't feel dirty when others wear it and throw it on the ground." ”

But seeing Han Xin shook his head, he laughed a few times without saying a word, thinking that he was not serious on weekdays, Yu Miaoyi guessed his thoughts, and exclaimed: "You don't want to pretend to be a scholar to get people, right?" ”

Han Xin nodded with a smile and said, "Not bad, Xiao Yiyi, after being with me for so long, I finally got to know a little bit of my brother's demeanor." ”

Yu Miaoyi got goosebumps from his shout of 'Xiao Yiyi', and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You still call me Miaoyi." Then he asked, "Why are you pretending to be a scholar?" ”

"Bring it." Han Xin stretched out his hand in front of Yu Miaoyi, "Take your money bag." Yu Miaoyi said 'oh', and didn't ask why, she honestly took out the money bag on her body and gave it to Han Xin.

"That's all?" Han Xin flipped the money bag, and when he saw Yu Miaoyi nodded, he opened it and counted it carefully, and said, "There are still one hundred and eighty-nine dollars in total, do you have anything else valuable?" ”

Yu Miaoyi shook her head and said: "No, the money bag is in Uncle Shan's, how can I wear jewelry in men's clothes, the jade pendant that I lost yesterday is also a personal thing, so I brought it." ”

Han Xin spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "This is terrible, we only have a total of less than two hundred yuan, and there are still more than 1,200 miles from Xuyi City to Wucheng, don't we eat or drink." ”

Yu Miaoyi's 'ah' exclaimed softly, she didn't think about the problem of money, she has been staying at home since she was a child, and she has been reaching out for food to open her mouth, even if she occasionally goes out, she is carried by her subordinates, how can she carry it herself. After hearing Han Xin's reminder, he understood, and suddenly his face became sad, he looked at Han Xin embarrassedly, and asked cautiously; "Then Brother Han, are you planning to pretend to be a soldier all the way to earn entanglement?"

Han Xin put on his robe, walked to the signboard with the 'Cloth Cloth Divine Appearance', weighed it and found that it was not very heavy. Wen Yan nodded, and then corrected: "It's not me who pretends to be, it's us who pretend." ”

"We." Yu Miaoyi pointed to her nose, looked cute, and asked with a sad face: "Then what can I do, I won't lie to people." ”

Han Xin snorted and said: "Who told you that I am a liar, you must know that your brother Xin knows astronomy and geography, and after pushing forward for five hundred years, we will meet five hundred years later, we don't have this King Kong turn, how can we take this porcelain work, hum...... You pretend to be the little maid next to me, bring tea, water, laundry, and quilts to the poor road, and it is naturally best to warm the bed. ”

After speaking, he roared with full energy, and his voice was much more imposing than the old way just now.

"Predicting the future of fifty years ago, being able to break the momentum of three hundred years, the iron mouth is godlike, the pen judges yin and yang, predicts the past and present lives, and comes to see the previous phase."

Yu Miaoyi was stunned for a moment, and saw that Han Xin shamelessly copied the old way's signature slogan, and couldn't cry or laugh for a while. Thinking of the empty coil again, he suddenly frowned again, stretched out his tongue and made a grimace at Han Xin, who was shouting for his life, and honestly stood next to the bamboo pole to play the role of a little girl.

"This uncle, otherwise, if you want to meet each other, you can turn evil into evil."

"You're big."

"This aunt, I see that you have a bad omen."

"Take you a dead ghost and get out of the way for the old lady."

It's been three days a day, Han Xin still hasn't received a single business, his head is drooping with a sad face, and Yu Miaoyi on the side watched his pretentious performance, and forced a smile without laughing. Although Han Xin was wearing a Taoist robe and pretending to be presentable, the problem was that even if others wanted to look at his appearance, how could they believe it when they saw his young age.

Han Xin was not discouraged, slapped his leg violently, and said, "Let's go eat first." ”

The two hastily closed the stall and found a nearby restaurant. This time, I didn't dare to order food indiscriminately, so I honestly ordered two bowls of corn and ate it.

Han Xin was eating absentmindedly, while looking at the middle of the table and thinking about something, he suddenly slapped the table, so frightened that Yu Miaoyi on the side almost didn't squirt out the rice in his mouth, and said, "It seems that we can't wait for the rabbit, we have to take the initiative." ”

Then he hurriedly finished the rice in the bowl, pulled Yu Miaoyi back to the stall, and the tables and chairs were gone, and he only resisted the signboard of 'cloth clothes and gods' and walked to the prosperous area of the city.

After touching his nose a few more times, Han Xin was still not discouraged, and continued to shout with the signboard. When passing by an intersection, a girl passed by, and when he passed by, Han Xin faintly smelled a smell of medicine on the tip of his nose, his heart moved, and he suddenly stretched out his hand to block the girl's way.

The girl was startled when she saw someone blocking her way, and saw that it was a smiling young man, who seemed to be a few years younger than herself, patted her chest and scolded with a smile: "Little brother, why are you blocking my sister's way?" After taking a closer look at Han Xin's dress, he was stunned again, and said vigilantly: "I don't look at my face." ”

Han Xin was almost choked by her shouting 'little brother', and hurriedly coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment. Seeing that the girl was about the age of her early twenties, she was handsome, and she was looking at herself vigilantly, probably thinking that she would call someone as soon as Han Xin made a move.

Han Xin didn't answer, stretched out his hand and pretended to pinch his fingers to count, and said, "This young lady, has your master been sick for a long time?" ”

The girl was stunned, looked at Han Xin suspiciously, and said, "How do you know." ”

Han Xin smiled slightly, didn't speak, pretended to be unfathomable, stretched out his hand behind him and gestured towards Yu Miaoyi, Yu Miaoyi understood, and hurriedly said in an agreed voice; "My family can predict the future and live in seclusion in Yandang Mountain all the year round, and this time I came down the mountain to purify all sentient beings."

After all, it was the first time for her to deceive people, and she was fluent at first, but she stammered a little later, and her little face was flushed. The girl didn't notice her abnormality, looked at Han Xin to make sure that she had never seen him, and then looked at the signboard of 'Cloth Clothes and Divine Appearance' in his hand, and couldn't help but believe a little in her heart.

Han Xin saw the girl's suspicious look, he couldn't help but be secretly happy, and still pretended to be a 'sanctimonious' look on his face, what he said was actually not difficult to guess, seeing that the girl had already passed the age of marriage but was still combing the girl's hair, he guessed that she was a maid of a certain family, and she was carrying a medicine bag but she was not in a hurry, and she was in the mood to stay and laugh with herself, either she didn't take the master to heart, or the master had been ill for a long time and had been taking medicine for a long time, so she was not in a hurry.

The girl looked at Han Xin and hesitated for a long time, and finally spoke; "This Taoist, my old master has indeed been sick and bedridden for many days, and the medicine prescribed by the doctor has been taking but has not improved, I don't know if it is inconvenient for Changfang to go to .......?"

Before he could speak, he saw Han Xin nodding vigorously and said, "Convenient, extremely convenient." ”

The two followed the girl through the downtown and came to a somewhat deserted alley, where the girl stopped at the gate of a house and stretched out her hand to knock on the door.

Although this family does not occupy a wide area, and the gate is a little dilapidated, the front of the door is clean and abnormal. The plaque hanging on the door reads the word 'Lu Fu' is vigorous and powerful, unlike out of ordinary hands, and the bamboo forest in the courtyard can be faintly seen through the wall, but it also looks elegant and chic, and it seems that it should be a solid home.

It didn't take long for the door to open, and a young woman of about twenty-seven or eighteen came out, and when she saw Han Xin and the others standing behind her maid, she was slightly stunned, and after her maid explained in her ear, she couldn't help but be angry, and looked at the maid sideways, thinking: "Cuiyan has always been a clever person, but I didn't expect to do such a ridiculous thing this time." ”

Thinking that she was also for the good of her old father, and caring about it was chaotic, she was slightly angry and said to Cuiyan: "Cuiyan, take twenty Wen before giving this Taoist and the girl, and then go stew the medicine." ”

He also said to Han Xin: "This little Taoist, my father hates the words of Fang Shi physiognomy the most in his life, so I forgive the little girl for inconvenience." ”

Cui Yan Nuo on the side responded, opened his mouth slightly and wanted to say something, but was glared at by the young lady, and was too frightened to say more. Han Xin saw that although this Miss Lu was very beautiful, she could speak decently, and when she just glared at the maid named Cuiyan, her pretty face was not angry and arrogant, so she guessed that this beauty must be a very assertive master, and it was not easy to fool, so he began to retreat in his heart.

Just wanted to take the money and leave, suddenly smelled the faint aroma from the backyard, and his heart moved, and he said; "Miss Lu, although the orchid herb has the effect of calming the nerves and calming dreams, it is not good for Ling Zun's body if it is used for a long time."

Miss Lu let out an 'oh', slightly surprised, and couldn't help but look at Han Xin a few more times. Orchid herb is a kind of grass in her husband's hometown, burning it has the effect of calming the nerves, this time before returning to his parents' house, he heard that his father was suffering from a head disease, and he specially brought some more back to relieve the pain of his father's head disease, but Han Xin actually recognized it.

Han Xin walked to Cuiyan again, took the medicine in her hand, put it in front of her nose and sniffed it slightly, and said, "Tangerine peel, andrographis, and Xuanshen, these medicines are mild and suitable for regulating wind diseases and headaches. ”

In order to cure his mother's illness, Han Xin has carefully read various medical books, and has been serving his mother on the sickbed, and has become a doctor after a long illness.

Miss Lu was stunned and asked in surprise, "This little Taoist leader, you are also proficient in medical skills. Seeing Han Xin's 'unfathomable' look, he put away his contempt, hesitated, and said, "What do you call the Taoist chief?" ”

"My name is Han Xin, and this is my little boy." Han Xin pointed at Yu Miaoyi unashamedly. Miss Lu looked at Yu Miaoyi, and saw that although she was dressed in coarse cloth clothes and her appearance was a little immature, her eyes were like a little paint, her eyes were picturesque, and she had a faint look of a city.

"Han Daochang, aren't you a scholar, how can you also be proficient in medical skills?" Cui Yan on the side couldn't help but ask, and Miss Lu's beautiful eyes were also staring at Han Xin, obviously suspicious.

Han Xin smiled slightly, and continued to pretend to say: "Poor Dao has a lot of dabbling in seclusion in the mountains, physiognomy is only one of the means of making a living, and the same is true of medical skills. Miss Lu nodded, and no longer doubted. Since the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there has been no conclusion on the contention of a hundred schools, so it is not uncommon for many people to dabble in various skills.

"I'm tired of Daoist Han going to the inner room to heal my father, if my father is healed, the little girl Lu Pheasant will be grateful."