At the mouth of Xichuan, Zhuge Liang led his troops to seize Xichuankou, wanting to get back the main road, not wanting to let Zhuge Liang be full of scheming and repeatedly making high plans, Sima Yi just decided that he was a dead reason.

Stick to it.

As the saying goes, if the enemy does not move, I will not move; If the enemy moves, I will not move; If the enemy moves again, I will not move; The enemy is moving, but I just don't move.

Anyway, this shrunken turtle and I Sima Yi deserve it, see what you Zhuge Liang can do with me?

Sima Yi responded to all changes with the same, only made Zhuge Liang white-headed, the so-called flies don't bite seamless eggs, but Sima Yi, the bastard, has no holes, what can you do with me?

At the mouth of Xichuan, Zhuge Liang rode on a small boat, and under the support of the general Wenpin, he looked at the impregnable Sima Yi Water Village in the distance, and couldn't help but feel a deep powerlessness.

Gently swaying the feather fan in his hand, after a long time, he suddenly saw Zhuge Liang sigh heavily, slowly stood up from the boat, and said, "It seems that you can only use that trick." ”

Behind Zhuge Liang, the general Wen Ping arched his hand and asked, "Does the military advisor have a way to deal with Sima Yi?" ”

Zhuge Liang nodded and said, "There is no other way to treat this kind of person than to insult him and force him to fight!" ”

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On the second day, a messenger came out of the camp of the Shu army, took the gift that Zhuge Liang had carefully prepared for Sima Yi, and went to Yuan Dazhai.

When the two armies were at war, it was common to send envoys to communicate, and Sima Yi was also an old fritter on the battlefield, and his apparent kung fu was enough, so he personally met with the envoy of the Shu army in his handsome tent.

After seeing the ceremony, the envoy of the Shu army went to the point with his words and said: "My military adviser has heard the name of Mr. Sima Yi for a long time, but he rarely meets. Come to see Mr. Sima Yi, just a small courtesy, and please don't shirk. ”

Sima Yi raised his eyebrows when he heard this, Zhuge Liang gave me a gift? Make no mistake!

Waving his hand, Sima Yi said with a smile: "Since it is a gift from Mr. Kong Ming, I should keep it properly." ”

The messenger then handed over the gift box letter, Sima Yi was on the table, opened the wooden box, looked at the contents, and couldn't help but change his face.

But see in the wooden box. What stood out was a set of women's clothes, which also came with rouge gouache and hairpins.

Sima Yi picked up the letter and took a cursory look at the contents, the general meaning of the letter is that you, Sima Yi, as the commander of the three armies, are only a turtle with a shrunken head, and stick to it all day long. Put on women's clothes, smear gouache, plug in hairpins, and be an old girl! Such a high-end profession as a commander of the three armed forces is not for you. Housewives are what you should do.

After reading this letter, Sima Yi's face couldn't help but twitch, and the anger in his heart almost reached an incomprehensible level.

Seeing this, Le Jin next to him couldn't help but be annoyed and angry. Suddenly got up and pulled out his sword, and said angrily: "Zhuge villager, dare to do this." We swear to destroy it! Look at me to kill you first, and then go and kill Zhuge Villager! ”

After that, he was about to swing his sword to slash the messenger, but he heard Sima Yi suddenly say calmly: "Stop!" ”

When everyone heard this, they all turned their heads to look at Sima Yi.

But seeing that Sima Yi seemed to have regained his calm, a smile appeared on his face again, he gently covered the gift box, and persuaded Le Jin: "The two armies are fighting, and if you don't kill them, the Lord always educates us on fair days, you can do nothing, but you must have a vegetarian zhì." ”

Seeing Sima Yi say this, Le Jin had to withdraw the sword from its scabbard, and then sat back in its place and sulked.

Sima Yi smiled and closed the gift box and said, "I accept this gift from Mr. Kong Ming!" The messenger came from afar, it was very hard, if you come, you will go back later, come, I will invite you to eat, let's drink some! ”

When the envoy heard this, his mouth was about to fall to the ground in surprise, but Sima Yi not only did not kill him, but also accepted the gift...... And, to invite him to dinner?

This man is sick!

When he was young, the wine and food were arranged, Sima Yi personally accompanied, and during the banquet, Sima Yi asked the messenger Zhuge Liang about his daily situation.

The messenger told Sima Yi that Zhuge was a military advisor who worked hard and complained, and that the affairs of the three armies would be done by himself, and sometimes he would work until midnight, sleep very little, and not eat much.

Sima Yi sighed when he heard this: "Zhuge military division works so hard, but he eats and sleeps less, it's really hard, how can he get it for a long time?" In this way, come and don't be rude, your Mr. Kong Ming has given me gifts, how can I not give a gift back, I will let people send a gift back in the future, to Mr. Zhuge is also a little bit of my care. ”

The envoy complied, and after the banquet, he took his leave.

As soon as the messenger left, Le Jin said to Sima Yi: "Zhuge Liang is too bullying!" Isn't this a clear on our heads? Can you tolerate this? ”

Sima Yi shook his head and said: "Zhuge Liang is a military advisor, but we are delayed here, I must be anxious in my heart, the Shu army on all battlefields is extremely difficult, he is in a hurry to go back to help Liu Bei, but he can't abandon us, so he came out of this radical method, wanting to force us to fight, a quick victory, but I just don't fall into his set, I just don't fight, I just drag, grind and grind him to death!" ”

Le Jin said: "Even if you want to grind him to death, but you can bear such an insulting thing?" ”

Sima Yi showed a strange smile.

"Of course I can't bear it! So, I also have a gift for him! ”

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On the second day, from the army of Yuan's army, a eloquent envoy went to the Shu army camp with Sima Yi's "carefully prepared" gifts.

Yesterday, the envoy came back to report that Sima Yi was not only not angry when he saw the gift letter, but also invited him to dinner with a smile, which made him very embarrassed.

After Zhuge Liang found out, he was disappointed and became more wary and attached more importance to Sima Yi.

But Zhuge Liang never expected that after a day, Sima Yi actually sent someone to bring him a gift.

Sima Yi accepted his insult very much, and Zhuge Liang naturally would not lose to him in temperament, so he also sat on a four-wheeled car and personally greeted Yuan Jun's envoy.

The envoy saw Zhuge Liang, and after a few polite words, he showed the gift that Sima Yi gave to Zhuge Liang.

As soon as he saw this gift, Zhuge Liang suddenly couldn't laugh anymore.

Sima Yi actually sent someone to bring a stretcher.

Swinging the stretcher to the middle of the camp, the envoy of Yuan Jun began to explain the function of this stretcher to Zhuge Liang in a colorful way.

"Yesterday, Mr. Sima personally asked the envoy of your army about Mr. Zhuge 's physical condition, and knew that Mr. Zhuge would be courteous in everything, work hard every day, lack sleep and food, and he was already in a wheelchair at a young age!"

Zhuge Liang's face changed when he heard this, and he subconsciously reached out and touched the "four-wheeled vehicle" under his buttocks......

Sima Yi, the bastard, actually called the four-wheeled bicycle he was sitting on a wheelchair......

The messenger ignored Zhuge Liang's face and continued to smile: "My Mr. Sima pondered, Mr. is in such poor health, he doesn't know how to maintain it well, and he doesn't know how long this wheelchair can last, it is estimated that in a few years, the wheelchair may have to be eliminated, so he specially designed such a stretcher and sent me to Mr. Zhuge to give it to Mr. Zhuge . ”

After that, he turned around, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Mr. Sima said, this stretcher is designed by my skilled craftsmen in Hebei, not only is it simple and comfortable, the workmanship is exquisite, and the fabric is still specially used for your Shu brocade, which is used in five layers!" Lying on it is not only silky and smooth, but also extremely load-bearing! ”

After that, the messenger walked to the side of the stretcher, pulled the lifting rod, and continued to smile: "Mr. Zhuge , you see how good this stretcher is, it is specially designed for you...... Not enough to make it longer enough! ”

On both sides of the handsome tent, the generals of the Shu army under Zhuge Liang were angry, and they hated to go up and kill the envoy of the Yuan army who was selling wheelchairs.

Now that the enemy envoy is coming, it doesn't matter if he doesn't entertain him, if he kills him, wouldn't it seem that he is narrow-minded, not as generous as Sima Yi?

So, everyone held back their strength and told Sù not to kill him.

Zhuge Liang looked at the stretcher sent by Sima Yi, and he was a little crying and laughing.

Looking at this first wise man in the Yuan army, it was far more difficult to deal with than he thought.

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After sending Yuan Jun's envoy away, Zhuge Liang immediately fell into deep thought.

Sima Yi's forbearance is not only powerful, but also has the means to fight back, since he made his debut, it is the first time he has encountered such a difficult opponent, it seems that ordinary methods do not work for him, if you want to lure him into battle, you have to spend more blood and more sophisticated strategy.

After pondering for a long time, he saw that Zhuge Liang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he instructed the outside world: "Find Wen Ping to see me!" ”

When he was young, Wen Ping came to see Zhuge Liang: "Military advisor, what are the instructions for summoning the last general?" ”

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan in his hand and said lightly: "Tomorrow, immediately prepare the three armies, the whole army will march eastward, and no longer continue to waste time with Sima Yi here, and return directly to Jiangling!" ”

When Wen Ping heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, and said: "Military Division, Xichuankou is the key road here!" Sima Yi's soldiers are strong and strong, and there are Zhang Liao, Li Dian, Le Jin and other famous generals to supplement, if you ignore them, I don't know what this enemy army will do, and when the time comes, it will be too late to regret it, and I hope that the military division will think twice. ”

Zhuge Liang waved his hand and said: "Sima Yi insists on not fighting, it is useless to consume it, General Wen should not be suspicious, just do what Liang said, and immediately prepare the army and horses to evacuate tomorrow." ”

After Wen Ping left, Zhuge Liang immediately raised his head and let out a long breath, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Sima Yi, Sima Yi, you are the turtle that locks the head again, this time, Liang will make the play the biggest Cheng dù, I don't believe that you can still nest in the camp and not come out!

For the stretcher you sent, we have to compare each other this time, and we will have a good division of the highs and lows.

"............" (To be continued......)