Chapter 24 Revision

The shoes were white, the robes were white, the dust was white, the eyebrows and beards were white, Chiaki's eyes widened, and she pointed at the person who came in and exclaimed, "It's this liar!" ”

The father-in-law of Shunzi, who was standing at the door, was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he immediately knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, this person unveils the emperor's list and counts gossip, all of which are strictly investigated by the priest himself before he dares to be put into the palace to face the saint, should... Not a liar. ”

Han Ziji held down Qianqiu's posture of wanting to pounce and bite, and reluctantly smiled: "It's the emperor who is excited for a while, this person has a relationship with us outside the palace, father-in-law don't worry too much, let's go and rest first." ”

"Hey, the minions are leaving." Father-in-law Junko glanced at Han Ziji gratefully, and then retreated sharply.

The door of the main hall closed, and as soon as Han Ziji's hand was loosened, he jumped over with a bang, grabbing the neck of the white-bearded old man and shaking vigorously: "You liar, if you want to tell fortunes, you might as well make it clear, what kind of catastrophe, if you know how to do it, don't say the lines of those Jianghu warlocks, okay?!" ”

Whitebeard was pinched and stuck out his tongue, and said with difficulty: "Quick... Stop, I'm here to fix my life! ”

"Fix your head!" Qianqiu's eyes were red, and she didn't pay attention to what he said.

"Chiaki!" Han Ziji saw that she was almost pinched, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, dug the old man out of her claws, and said with a little reproach: "Don't be so heavy!" ”

Whitebeard said gratefully: "Thank you to the emperor for saving your life." ”

Han Ziji patted the dust on his shoulder and said with a smile: "He can't change it back, and it's not too late to be executed." ”

"......" Whitebeard lowered his head and began to think seriously, is it worth it for him to enter the palace? Is life or money important?

"Alright, now let's talk about what this incredible thing is all about." Han Ziji pressed Whitebeard to the edge of the table and sat down, and he and Qianqiu sat next to him:

"Listening to your name, you should know what is going on with the two of us, right?"

shouted at Ji Qianqiu's body to the emperor, but he really knows something.

The white-bearded old man sat up straight, coughed lightly, straightened out his beard, and said, "The old man has expected that the emperor will move aside, and the evil ...... The hypotenuse star stays in the imperial palace, and the emperor must be in trouble. ”

Han Ziji and Qianqiu glanced at each other, and Qianqiu said depressedly: "If there is a difficulty, it can also be a death, why is there such a thing as soul exchange?" ”

"......" Han Ziji slapped Qianqiu on the back of the head with a black face: "You just died!" ”

Qianqiu covered her head and said very untemperedly: "I'm just making an analogy." ”

"Haha." The white-bearded old man smiled happily, looked at Qianqiu and said, "You are also a strange woman, fate with a phoenix, I made it clear earlier, but you don't believe it." ”

"It's not credible." Qianqiu rolled her eyes, pointed at herself, and said, "The emperor wants to marry the princess of Wu Kingdom, where did I get my destiny to bring a phoenix?" ”

"Oh?" Whitebeard was slightly surprised, and twisted his fingers to look hard. After a while, he frowned and said: "The emperor is not only this one, but also from other countries, let's not discuss this first, the emperor posted the emperor list, saying that those who can change their lives will be rewarded with a hundred taels of gold and be crowned gods, is it true?" ”

Han Ziji nodded, looked at him strangely and said, "You immortal wind bone, what do you want this mortal thing for?" ”

The white-bearded old man said unconvinced: "The fairy wind Dao bone is not an immortal, at most, it is to grasp the law of the stars and eat with a mouth." How can you live without food? And you can't pick the stars to fill your stomach. Money matters! ”

Looking at this unproductive philistine, Qianqiu suddenly felt that the old man was very kind, and couldn't help but nod in agreement: "That's right, the gods still want to eat incense, why don't you let people eat?" ”

Han Ziji rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, everything said on the emperor's list counts, so can you quickly think of a way to change our bodies back and let us live a normal life?" ”

The white-bearded old man smiled confidently: "No." ”

The three of them were still for a moment, and the next moment, Qianqiu jumped up and pressed the old man to the ground, and said with a hideous face: "What did you say? ”

The old man was frightened enough, and while jumping up and hiding behind Han Ziji, he said, "Don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet!" ”

"Let you sell Guanzi, I'll break a leg for you first!" Qianqiu ran after him hard, full of anger.

Whitebeard grabbed Han Ziji in a circle, and said while dodging: "Respect the elder! Do you understand? You dare to fight me with such a big beard! Can I wait until I'm done? ”

"If you didn't finish talking to me in one breath just now, it's too late now!" Qianqiu's eyes widened angrily: "How great is the beard? Grab it and cut it for you! ”

Whitebeard was frightened, and he didn't dare to drag it anymore, and said like a bamboo tube pouring beans: "There is no way to let you change it back soon, but you can take your time, you two are destined, fate attracts each other, plus the emperor stars and rain a month ago, there will be such a thing." It's easy to change it back, just wait for the next shower! ”

Qianqiu stopped chasing it, stopped and thought: "What is Xingyu?" ”

Han Ziji said: "But the light that sometimes falls from the sky? ”

Whitebeard nodded: "When there is a lot of falling light, it is the star shower, and it is generally believed that the star rain represents the coming of disaster, but it is not necessarily, this old man is continuing to observe." ”

Han Ziji was silent for a while: "When is the next star shower?" ”

Whitebeard's embarrassed eyes fluttered: "This old man didn't calculate it, it's as short as a month, and as long as it's ...... Decades, hehe. ”

Decades! Qianqiu's eyes are dark, decades later, can she still get married? Yes?

Han Ziji was also a little desperate, if it was really a few decades, he might as well die with Ji Qianqiu now, let the old fox and the queen mother have another prince.

"Don't do this, I'm not here to change my life?" Whitebeard sighed and sat down, looked at the two people in front of him and said, "Soul communication, maybe it can happen by chance, and it is more likely that it is ......"

After a pause, the old man was embarrassed to say more.

Chiaki bared her teeth, clenched her hand into a fist again, and raised it towards him.

Whitebeard smiled bitterly: "Can you leave me some dignity as a charlatan?" I have the right to sell it! ”

"Speak quickly!" Han Ziji interrupted him impatiently.

"You two get married, after the cave house, maybe there will be unexpected gains." The old man looked serious.

"Poof-" Qianqiu squirted tea on the table and looked at him in disdain: "You want me to use a man's body and a woman whose soul is a man's cave room?" Did your brain get smashed by the shower? ”

The old man said helplessly: "I also know that the situation is special, isn't there no way?" You can wait a little longer, maybe you're lucky enough not to have to wait so many years. ”

Han Ziji was in a trance, he felt that he needed to calm down, what the hell did he encounter, even if he became a woman, he still had to have sex with a man. Even if it's a woman in that body, but sleeping with his body, he doesn't want to imagine it at all!

Qianqiu's mood was similar, staring blankly at the sparkling tea on the table.

If you are in a cave house, you want to get married, right? Marriage means that she wants to marry Han Ziji? What will she do when the cave is gone? I'm afraid there is no good family to remarry.

Qianqiu wanted to cry again, and since she practiced the iron man boxing taught by her father, she rarely wanted to cry. I didn't expect to come to Luoyang, and it was completely ruined.

Both of them were stunned for a long time, and the white-bearded old man went down to receive the reward with a melancholy and happy expression, and the room was quiet, and no one spoke for a long time.

Han Ziji looked down at this body, in fact, Ji Qianqiu is very good, where she wants, she is thinner and stronger than ordinary women, and her temperament is ...... can barely tolerate it, if he really marries and puts him in the palace as a concubine, he should not be so boring.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was not bad, Han Ziji cleared his throat and said, "What do you think?" ”

"How's that?" Chiaki slowly came back to her senses.

"That's it...... I married you to ensure that you will not have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of your life, and you will try to satisfy everything you want. ”

Qianqiu lowered her eyes, and said after a long time: "It sounds good, but you don't like me, marry me, and I will be quite pitiful in my life." ”

Han Ziji scratched his head and opened his mouth but didn't know what to say.

"But it doesn't matter, as long as you don't have to worry about food and clothing, what do you want to like or dislike!" Qianqiu suddenly perked up, and said arrogantly: "As long as you keep me alive here, and the people in Heifeng Village live well outside, my body will be sold to you!" ”

Blinking, blinking, he thought it would take a lot of effort to convince her, but he didn't expect her to convince herself.

Is...... Let him not know what to say.

"That'...... As for the establishment of the concubine, you have to go and explain it to your father and queen mother, and I will tell you what to say. Han Ziji coughed lightly and said: "The emperor's first concubine is also a big event, and it happens to be a few days for you and me to prepare mentally, after all... It still takes courage to go to the cave house. ”

Qianqiu's face was wrinkled, and then she nodded with a dead look.

If only I could get back on my body.

Han Ziji took a deep breath: "I'll go to the Yeting Palace first, you think about it here, let's calm down separately." During this period, if there is anything you can't handle, ask someone to go to the Ting Palace to find me, understand? ”

"yes, okay." Chiaki nodded, stiffened her feet and crawled onto the dragon bed.

Yeting Palace is the residence of the palace maid, and high-ranking female officials like Han Ziji generally don't need to live in this kind of place, but he needs to find a place to calm down now.

It's only been two days since he became a woman, and he hasn't fully adapted to this body, so he doesn't dare to drink more water or bathe alone.

But now, since he is going to the cave room as a woman, he still has to understand this body first.

At present, apart from knowing that women have to squat when they go to the toilet, he doesn't know anything about women.