The 74th anecdote of City A (fifty-three) is corrected
In the mid-nineties of the last century, the urban area of Beijing was still a sea of bicycles, and every once in a while, you could see a beautiful woman riding on the road, which made Guo Xiaosong, who was originally rambling, look particularly novel, and unconsciously ran into a section he had not been to.
Ordinary ordinary people will not look for 'pickets' on the street, only soldiers, and not the kind of officers, ordinary soldiers, can experience the feeling of 'being picketed', and soon Guo Xiaosong found that not far away, several tall 'picket' soldiers were forcing themselves in a semi-encircled form, but fortunately, when he found it in time, he turned the handlebars and galloped away in the original direction.
If he didn't run, he hoped that the 'picket' team members could let Guo Xiaosong go, but as soon as they saw that he was going to run, they immediately reported to their nearby teammates through the guò hand platform, and in this way, Guo Xiaosong was intercepted by a group of pickets and an open military jeep, a tall soldier held his handlebar tightly, and the other pickets formed a semi-encircled state, and Guo Xiaosong had no way out.
Since the 'military ranks' of the pickets were all the same, and it was impossible to tell who was the leader, Guo Xiaosong had to plead in a low voice, "Squad leader, I really didn't mean it, I didn't know you were here!" ’
A tall 'picket', who seemed to be their squad leader, used his white-gloved right hand to give Guo Xiaosong a standard military salute and said, "I don't know if we are here, does it mean that you can do anything wrong, take out the fake slip and soldier card, which unit are you from!" ’
The 'picket team' of the 'Beijing Garrison' is responsible for supervising the servicemen on active duty in the entire capital, and Guo Xiaosong has committed a crime in their hands because of his 'untidy military appearance,' so he naturally has to 'score points,' 'report it,' and 'deduct the comprehensive score of your unit.'"
Guo Xiaosong pretended to be very innocent, and touched the passage with his hand, "Squad leader, I'm in a hurry." Didn't bring it! ’
'Didn't bring it? Okay, let's go with us, the garrison command, we caught another unlicensed person today, it seems that we caught a big fish! ’
'Hahaha! When the pickets heard that Guo Xiaosong did not bring his documents, they were even more overjoyed, as if they had found a treasure.
'No, I didn't bring it, I am~,' for this certain situation. Guo Xiaosong is still the first time to meet it, before always listening to the battalion secretary and tell him that as soon as he enters the urban area of the capital, he will meet the 'picket', sure enough, the real excitement just now has already disappeared at this time, and the beads of sweat the size of beans have slipped from his face and fell on his neck. After that, it slipped all the way to the standard shirt.
"It's not that you didn't bring it, then take it out and take a look, as long as you can prove your identity and the unit you belong to, we won't be difficult for you!" The 'picket' squad leader looked like he was going to get his business done.
In desperation. Guo Xiaosong had to pick up his shirt from the basket and obediently handed over his 'pass' and 'soldier's card'.
"The soldiers of the Iron Regiment, good troops, I didn't expect the soldiers of the Iron Regiment. There are also people like you, oops, oops, still a squad leader. No wonder it's so bullish.,Let's talk about it.,Are you here to give us a code.,Or go back and write a check! ’
'I'm reciting orders!' Guo Xiaosong then memorized the regulations and standards on the 'regulations' concerning the soldiers' going out to the pickets, and because Guo Xiaosong's memory was very good, there were basically no typos, which made the 'picket' squad leader who was holding a small notebook and comparing it nodded again and again.
"You don't understand everything, do you, and do this, okay, I've written it down, the soldier's card and pass, we will detain it for the time being, you can go back, and wait for this month's 'garrison report'!" The leader of the picket squad waved his hand to his comrades-in-arms, and these people made way for Guo Xiaosong to pass guò.
If it is said that it was "named and reported" by the "Beijing Garrison", it was within the honor of the "Iron and Blood Regiment", Guo Xiaosong knew how powerful this was, and hurriedly pulled the "picket" squad leader aside and took out his own box of cigarettes that were not very good.
The squad leader of the 'picket' waved his hand to the cigarette handed over by Guo Xiaosong, "I don't smoke, you have something to say."
"Squad leader, can you do a good job, let me go this time, I have a hundred yuan here, see if you can buy a box of cigarettes for your comrades-in-arms to smoke!" Saying that, Guo Xiaosong quickly took out a 'four old man's heads'.
The 'picket' squad leader smiled at Guo Xiaosong, "It's useless for you to say anything, I can't protect your business, and I don't know you."
As soon as Guo Xiaosong heard that there was a door, he hurriedly followed the other party's words and said, "I went out today to work for the chief's house, and I took off my clothes when I was tired." ’
"Then you can't run away when you see us, I know that your regiment is usually very strict, but we also eat this bowl of rice, don't we, let me give you an idea,"
'Squad leader, please speak! ’
'If you know someone from the garrison, you'd better talk to our captain before next Tuesday, and maybe you can cross out your name, but if it's past Tuesday, it's Wednesday, and you can't find anyone!' ’
'Yes! Guo Xiaosong stood in place and hesitated for a while, and at this moment, the people of the 'picket' had already withdrawn.
In order to prevent another group of 'pickets' from catching it again, Guo Xiaosong decided to stay still and set up Liu Min's pager. ’
At first, Liu Min didn't hear the sound of his pager, but when he saw someone come out and shouted, 'Whose box is it, you don't know if your pager has been ringing!' Only then did Liu Min walk over and open his changing box.
On the pager of 'Han Xian', only a few words were written, 'Help, I can't do it, Mr. Guo.' ’
'Who called you!' Liu Xuehua also walked over, and when she saw Liu Min's face with a smile, she asked.
'I won't tell you, sister-in-law, you lend me your phone!' ’
'If you don't sue me, I can't borrow you, I know who you call to, in case it's a long distance, my mobile phone is a long-distance call, one minute two pieces! Liu Xuehua opened his changing box, took out his mobile phone, and shook it in front of Liu Min.
'I beg you, I'm really in a hurry, don't believe you! Liu Min reluctantly handed the pager to Liu Xuehua.
'Then here you go, don't call too long, my phone bill this month.' It's hundreds! ’
'Alright, I got it! ’
called back Guo Xiaosong's phone, and Liu Min knew what Guo Xiaosong said, 'Help, I can't do it,' what does it mean, 'Okay, I know, you wait for me in that place, I'll take a taxi and I'll be there soon!' ’
Leaving her sister-in-law, Liu Min took a taxi to find Guo Xiaosong. This made Liu Xuehua feel the weight of the matter, but she also knew that her niece's temper was very similar to her, and she didn't want others to participate in her own affairs, so she had to leave alone.
Although he is not a soldier, as a military family, Liu Min has a lot of power, and when he learned that Guo Xiaosong was being "picketed", his documents were searched. was also 'named', so he became powerful and called Deputy Commander Liu's 'secretary', someone who was 'shitting' behind her father's ass all day long.
'Uncle so. My friend's ID has been taken away by your pickets, and you can help me come back!" Although Liu Min opened his mouth to call him 'uncle', the tone of his words after that seemed to be an order.
'I'm resting today. I'm not at work, I'm at home! A certain secretary on the other end of the phone heard Liu Min's voice. The head is the boss, the daughter of this commander, she is not a mother and son to mess with when she is young.
"You're done resting, then you don't care about my business, if you don't care, I'll go find someone else!" Liu Min has never been in the habit of talking to others.
"Anyway, of course, okay, I'll leave the house now, you wait for me at the gate of the compound!" Not only the chief's wife, but even the chief's children, if one day in front of the chief, say a bad word about you, maybe go to work the next day, you will be transferred away for no reason, a certain secretary has no choice but to drive to the 'Beijing Garrison' headquarters, and met Liu Min and Guo Xiaosong at the gate of the compound.
When he got out of the car, a secretary looked at Guo Xiaosong, who was pushing a bicycle on the side, and said to Liu Min, "It's his ID, let the pickets take it!" ’
'Yes, it's him,' Liu Min knew as soon as he saw the reinforcements coming, and he knew that this would definitely be done.
'What regiment are you from, and what is your name?' A certain secretary needs to inquire about the situation first.
Because Liu Min didn't explain it in advance, he didn't say that her father was a figure at the level of the big chief, and the secretary in front of him was the chief's secretary, and he thought it was a relative of Liu Min, or a colleague of his parents, so he squeaked, he was afraid that things would not be done well, so as to publicize that he was a person of the "Iron and Blood Group".
'My name is Guo Xiaosong, yes~'
"You can't speak loudly, a young man, you don't speak as loud as mosquitoes, don't worry, I can help you do this, I'm here, you can put your heart in your stomach!" A certain secretary is also a cadre who grew up from a soldier, and what Guo Xiaosong thought in his heart could meet when he was young.
'I'm from the Iron Blood Regiment, my name is Guo Xiaosong,'
A certain secretary waved his hand and said, "Okay, I know, didn't you go out without a fake, didn't you bring a pass, did you let someone detain your soldier card, do you want me to help you get your soldier card back, and cancel your name?" ’
"It's not the chief, I have a pass, and I also have a fake note," the pass is a clerk for the battalion headquarters, and Guo Xiaosong must come back and return it to others.
Then I don't understand, you have everything for 'two certificates and one certificate', so why do you still ask others to 'correct'! A certain secretary was amused by what Guo Xiaosong said.
I just took off my clothes on my bike, sweated on my bike, and let them catch me! ’
'Oh, then I see, you guys wait here, I'll get you now!' After hearing this, a certain secretary strode past the doorman of the compound.
'Thank you, uncle! Liu Min saw that the matter had been done, and Xiao Tianzui came again, and her voice was very crisp and sweet.
'Okay, my little aunt, in the future, you can find me two less pieces for such a job!' A certain secretary didn't even look back, and replied loudly.
After more than ten minutes, I saw a certain secretary come out again, only to see that he was empty-handed, and obviously did not ask Guo Xiaosong's documents back. (To be continued......)