Chapter 190: A Spectacular Scene
The monkey came to see Hu Hao, Hu Hao was not happy, and now Hu Hao was afraid that Head Zhang would find the monkey and ask him about last night.
"Okay, tell you to go, don't let my brother see you, hurry up, I'll find you later!" Hu Hao said.
'Ahh The monkey is still inexplicable.
"Ahh Hu Hao scolded,
After scolding, he took his own food and walked around in the trench to a slightly safer place, which was relatively safe that Commander Zhang could not see.
"What's the matter, Brother Hao, the whole god is chattering!" The monkey asked.
'Less him. Mother's nonsense, I finally didn't get beaten by my brother last night, and told my brother that I went to find you, remember, don't go to see my brother until the devil is poisoned!' Hu Hao said.
"Well, Brother Hao, when can the devil be poisoned, I saw that they were all eating, and there was no reaction!" The monkey said.
'That's so fast, just eaten, besides, Lao Tzu is eating, does he dare to have something? Okay, you go back first, I'm going to eat!' Hu Hao said, the monkey heard Hu Hao say this and immediately went back,
After Hu Hao finished eating, he honestly returned to the command and fell asleep on the bed.
And at the headquarters of the devils, the devil's Major General Shigenobu Yoshiko and the 2 wing commanders Osaku were looking at the map and arranging today's offensive.
"Today, we must take the opposite position and enter the interior of the Eighth Route Army, please two!" Shigeshin Yoshigu said.
'Hey!' The two wing captains said.
'Goo!' Seiichi Yamashita felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, but he didn't care, he guessed he had a cold last night,
'Alright. Get out of here!' Attack at 8 o'clock on time!' Shigeshin Yoshigu said.
After the two of them went out, Seichi Yamashita found a place to go to the toilet and began to squat, but he couldn't pull it out, it was estimated that Croton had just had a seizure, and he didn't care, so he went out with his pants on.
After arriving a few hundred meters away, there was another breath of gas back and forth in my stomach!
'Shhh Yaga!' As he spoke, he touched his stomach and continued to turn around and go to the place where he had just unleashed, but as soon as he went over, he found that the places where he dug haode had long been occupied, and Seiichi Yamashita didn't care, because this was the case before, so just wait, but slowly the stomach activity became more and more intense, and I felt a little unbearable, so I stepped up my legs and shouted:
'Yaga, hurry up and come out with one!'
But no one came out, and slowly found that there were more and more fighters coming here, all of whom ran over with their stomachs clenched and their legs, and Yamashita Seiichi also saw Shigenobu Yoshiko. They are all waiting in this row of unties.
"Baga, what did the cooking class do to give us food, Lao Tzu is going to kill him!" Shigenobu Yoshigu saw so many warriors coming here, and more and more people were doing the same thing as himself.
'No, I can't help it!' A warrior ran into the field in front of him as he spoke, and one of the other warriors saw it and followed, Shigenobu Yoshiko wanted to wait, but his stomach couldn't wait, so he also followed, and Yamashita Makoto was squatting in the field early in the morning, surrounded by warriors full of devils.
'Baga, didn't the cooking class wash those vegetables again!' A devil shouted, and then Seiichi Yamashita found that the soldiers in the entire barracks had run out and squatted in the field!
I immediately had a premonition of not haode in my heart, and I wanted to find out where Shigenobu Jigu was, but I looked left and right, and I didn't find it, and after wiping it, Yamashita Seiichi put on his pants and wanted to look for it, and discussed it with Shigenobu Jigu, but he didn't go out ten steps, and he couldn't help it, and then took off his pants and squatted!
And on the artillery side, many soldiers of the artillery began to feel uncomfortable, how delirious, and then there was foaming and convulsions in the mouth, zuihou hung up, many devils just wanted to move, wanted to save other fighters, but carried themselves and fell, foaming at the mouth,
When an officer of a devil saw this, he ran to the radio station with all his might, but as soon as he reached the door of the radio station, he was shouting with another soldier in his arms, and when he saw the officer coming, he immediately climbed over.
'Quick, quick, send a report to Commander Lu. Let's just say that our artillery has been poisoned and suffered heavy casualties, so let's save it quickly!' After the officer finished speaking, he twitched a few times, no,
The devil's communication soldier immediately began to contact the radio station on the infantry side, but he couldn't get in touch, not because he couldn't get in touch, but the whole devil's communication soldier went out to the toilet, and there was no one at all.
"Baga, what the hell is going on, why do you have a stomach upset, go and call me all the people in the cooking class.'" Shigenobu Yoshigu said to a few guards crouching next to him.
'Hey!' After one of the guards wiped it, he immediately lifted his pants and walked forward, but he didn't go far, no, he was about to come out again, so he took off his pants and continued to squat! And now there is only one devil left in the entire devil's barracks who is setting up a secret post and has not eaten, so they have nothing to do, but the other devils who have eaten breakfast are basically squatting in the field now.
'Well, what's going on, why is the devil still out?' Master Chen saw through the telescope that the devils on the opposite side were now squatting in the field.
'What do you want to do?' Squatting, is it about to attack, come on, give Lao Tzu an order, the devil is about to attack, everyone pay attention, wait, no, don't go yet!' Master Chen found a few devils lifting their pants, and then went back, but he didn't take a few steps and took off his pants!
'Hey, what's going on!' Master Chen couldn't figure it out. After so many years of fighting, I have never seen such a strange thing!
When Hu Hao heard this, he immediately got up from the bed, rushed to the side of Commander Zhang and Master Chen, snatched the telescope that Master Chen was using, and looked at it himself!
'What are you doing, boy! Look at the fart. Sleep your sleep goes! Master Chen suddenly found that the telescope in front of him was gone. turned his head and found that Hu Hao had snatched it, so he immediately wanted to snatch it back.
'Haha, I've been recruited, brother, the devil has been recruited!' Hu Hao held the binoculars and looked at the devils in the field in front of him and said with a smile.
'What do you say!' Division Commander Chen stopped grabbing the telescope in his hand and asked Hu Hao, and Regiment Commander Zhang also stopped and continued to look with the telescope, and also looked at Hu Hao, and Wu Bing also looked at Hu Hao. Hu Hao didn't see it, and continued to appreciate his masterpiece last night!
"I hope that the stinky boy, I will explain to Lao Tzu, what the hell is going on!" Commander Zhang snatched the telescope and scolded, and at the same time handed the telescope to Commander Chen!
'Ahh Hu Hao was suddenly asked.
"Ah, what, what tricks, you bastard must have gone to the devil's side last night, and you haven't made it clear to Lao Tzu, hurry up!" Head Zhang shouted at Hu Hao.
'Oh. Brother, let me tell you, haha, I went to drug the devil last night, and I mixed all the devil's white noodles with croton, you see, those devils are having diarrhea, hahaha!" Where is Hu Hao talking while hahadaxiao!
'Bang' Captain Zhang slapped Hu Hao's head with a slap.' Your stinky boy, haha, you still dare to lie to Lao Tzu!' Head Zhang himself couldn't help but laugh.
'Hey, brother, you see how spectacular, thousands of people have diarrhea!' Hu Hao said with a smile.
"Okay, now let them pull first, come here, go and scout for Lao Tzu, and see if the devil really has diarrhea!" Division Commander Chen immediately ordered, and a communication soldier went out immediately.
'Good boy, yes! It's just that this move is a bit too much!' Master Chen said.
'Hehe, no matter what his moves, there is no poison on Lao Tzu's side, only a little arsenic, all given to the devil's artillery, I just don't know if the devil's artillery is poisoned! If there is!' Hu Hao still wants to brag,
Commander Zhang immediately grabbed Hu Hao's arm and asked, 'Wait, you just said that you threw arsenic on the devil's artillery?'
'Ahh Yes, not much, if there are too many, I will vote for the devil's infantry too!' Hu Hao said affirmatively.
"Come on, send someone to the devil artillery to reconnoiter and see if the devil artillery has any dead people!" Head Zhang immediately shouted. After shouting,
Head Zhang slapped Hu Hao's head again: 'Why didn't you bastard say it last night?' I'm still fooling Lao Tzu, and I'll settle accounts with you when the time comes!'
'Brother, am I not afraid that you will whip me? Besides, I don't know if it's useful, but I said what if it doesn't work!' Hu Hao said.
'Okay, I don't care about you now, I'll clean you up when I get back!' Commander, I'm going to set things up outside, you can show me a good look, you can ask him if there's anything!' Head Zhang said.
"Cheng, don't worry, he still can't run away in my hands for the time being!" Master Chen said with a smile. After saying that, he continued to look ahead with a telescope and saw that those bones were still squatting.
"Good boy, ah, haha, if the devil is really poisoned, Lao Tzu will give you a great credit, and the whole army will give you a report and praise!" Master Chen looked ahead and said happily.
"Well, this thing doesn't work for me, if you really want to give me credit or help me get past my brother's level!" Hu Hao glanced at Master Chen next to him and said.
"Then I don't care, your brother wants to clean up your brother's business, and the credit still has to be credited to you!" Master Chen said.
"But your kid's hand is playing beautifully, better than the tens of thousands of horses in Lao Tzu's hand!" How about coming to Lao Tzu's guard battalion as a battalion commander, Lao Tzu will never beat you!' Master Chen asked with a smile.
'Cut? I'm not interested, I'm going to be the battalion commander, my brother gave it early!' Hu Hao didn't care about what he said.
"Okay, you kid Niu, you don't feel ashamed, don't inquire, the old Red Army soldier who participated in the Long March in the whole army is still like you, just mixed with the platoon commander, and now the lowest is the deputy company commander!" You kid have to keep it up!' Master Chen said. (To be continued.) )