Chapter 159: The coquettish Chen Jianlin
The princess of the north, Chen Jianlin, is known as Sao Bao.
She is not beautiful, it should be said that she is very ordinary, with big shoulders and a thick waist. The only advantage that can be said is that she has two big boobs that everyone loves, and the big buttocks that the dog drools when he sees it.
The reason why people call her Sao Bao is mostly because of her two "advantages".
This woman, if you look pretty, it doesn't matter, I don't know if others will give you a tofu Shih Tzu, Sai Yuhuan and so on, and if people can talk about this, it can be regarded as praise in disguise.
But this Chen Jianlin wants nothing to do, what she wants, it stands to reason that she should keep to herself and live a good life, but she doesn't think so, she thinks that she has two big things, it is amazing, all day long, with her big things in the upper and lower places, swaggering around the market, attracting bees and butterflies, it is simply not good to say her, and her behavior, it is not so simple to describe it as a sass, it is simply cheap, and it is not an ordinary cheap.
And such a sassy and cheap person, weishenme will become the princess of Wei Changhui, the dignified king of the north, it is really incomprehensible. If you want to say that this king of the north, although his brain is almost good, he is also the prince of the dynasty, and his appearance is also dignified, and he has a little talent if he wants to talk about his identity, so he doesn't have to say it, but he doesn't want so many beautiful girls in weishenme, but he just makes a sassy and cheap dominatrix go home, is he sick?
Maybe he, like some people, likes Chen Jianlin's two things, except for this reason. One really can't think of any other reason that could explain the behavior of the North King.
I heard that after this sao bao arrived in the Beiwang Mansion, it was not very peaceful, and he often seduced some young and handsome men to the mansion, whether Zuihou did it or not, what he did, then there is no way to know, no one has seen it with his own eyes.
But there is no doubt that the king of the north has indirectly worn a lot of green hats, which is certain, and many people know about it. Only the king of the north was kept in the dark. Maybe. It's not that the king of the north doesn't know, but he pretends not to know, it's possible.
So, it comes down to the bottom line. The North King is not a good thing. This Chen Jianlin is not a good thing. When two bad things are put together, it smells like each other, and the bad is worse than the worst. And since the king of the north married this sassy bag. The reason why his character has become more brutal is that this may have played a lot of bad roles behind the North King.
And about the two big breasts on Chen Jianlin's chest, there is still a joke circulating
To the effect that one night, the king of the north drilled under Chen Jianlin for a long time, and felt a little boring, so he proposed that he wanted to do something on the top of the bag, and when the bag heard it, it was a good idea, so try it, so the king of the north rushed up with joy.
But he didn't expect that the two things on the bag were really huge, and only a little gap could barely be exposed between the two meat balls, and the king of the north thought that the top was the same as the bottom, it must be elastic, so as long as you persuade and add a little force, it may go in, zuihou, the result of the force, is really in.
But the consequences of going in are quite serious, weishenme, because you can't pull it out. The two big breasts clamped the North King's thing to death, the North King couldn't move forward, and he couldn't retreat, no way, the two of them were poor in milk, so they squeezed a little more gap between the two things, so that the North King pulled out his things, and after this incident, the North King really served the Saobao, he felt that the big boobs of the Saobao were simply a must between heaven and earth, and there were few in the sky and on the ground.
Although it's just a joke. But it fully shows that this North King and Sao Bao are indeed a pair of living treasures, and the two can collide together, which can be regarded as fate in disguise.
And the reason why Wei Changhui married Sao Bao also has a legend, and there is no way to verify whether it is true or false.
It is said that once Wei Changhui led the army to fight against the Qing army, Zuihou was defeated, and fled in the wilderness, but fled to a swamp, and accidentally, the Qing army that chased him fell into it together, the Qing army was panicked and struggled desperately, and Zuihou could only find Lord Yama to report in advance. But Wei Changhui was calm and calm, he didn't struggle or tie up, trying to keep his body balanced through internal force, and trying to restrain his body from sinking.
Thanks to Wei Changhui's strong martial arts, he was able to hold on for a long time without being spit out by this swamp, but he couldn't get himself out of it, and to get out of it, he knew that he couldn't do it with his own liliang alone, he could only rely on external forces, but there was no one here, where to borrow external forces.
Wei Changhui also understands that if he can't crawl out of this as soon as possible, once his body is exhausted, he has only one way to die, but what can be done, at this time, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he remembered a story of Sima Zhao being trapped by Shu during the Three Kingdoms, at that time, the army led by Sima Zhao, people had no water to drink, horses had no water to drink, and the army was about to be in turmoil. Sima Zhao was saved, and his army was also saved, which means that this prayer can be regarded as indirectly saving the unified Jin Dynasty.
Wei Changhui thought of this, and also wanted to learn from Sima Zhao to pray, maybe he could also get out of trouble through this prayer, so Wei Changhui began to pray, but what he thought in his heart was, beauty, beauty, is there a beautiful woman passing by here, God, God, you will send a beauty to save me Wei Changhui, as long as you can send a beauty to save me, I will definitely promise to be loyal to her for life.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished his prayer, God really sent down a woman for him, but whether this woman is a beauty or not, maybe only he knows.
And the more realistic situation is that this so-called beauty did not come down from heaven, she was just going to meet her friend privately, because she was afraid that others would find out, so she planned to walk from this remote place, but she accidentally ran into Wei Changhui who was trapped in the swamp.
When Wei Changhui saw this woman, he shouted for help, and if an ordinary woman is at such a time, she must be as timid as a mouse and run away, but this woman is bold, not only did she not run, but asked who Wei Changhui was trapped in the swamp, Weishenme would be here, and what was the reason for being trapped here.
Of course, Wei Changhui will not tell his identity, just lied that he was just a passing merchant, and as a result, he missed the time to invest in the store, and wanted to spend one night in this wilderness, but he accidentally broke into this swamp, there is no way to go to the sky, there is no door to the ground, and the sky should not be, and the earth is not spiritual, fortunately, God has mercy, I was praying here just now, hoping that God can send down a big beauty to help me get out of trouble, but I didn't expect that I just finished praying, and the girl came.
In this way, I am the great beauty in your heart, your savior, the woman smiled.
At this moment, seeing that a man was about to lose his life in front of her, she could still laugh, she did have a guts, Wei Changhui was the first time to see such a woman, he thought to himself, maybe this woman can really help him get out of trouble.
Girl, if you can help me get out of trouble, I can meet your requirements, Wei Changhui began to promise. He thought, with Wei Changhui's identity, there is really nothing he can't do.
I want you to marry me, but I didn't expect such a sentence to pop out of the woman's mouth.
Wei Changhui was stupid at the time, thinking, I, Wei Changhui, am a dignified prince in whatever I say, why should I marry you such an ordinary woman, no, of course no.
To be honest, this woman's appearance is indeed too ordinary.
If you don't marry, forget it, just when I don't see anything, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany me, and the woman will leave after speaking.
Hearing that the woman was leaving, Wei Changhui was anxious, zuihou, his heart was ruthless, and he gritted his teeth, so he agreed to marry her.
The woman jumped up for joy at that time, but she thought again, this statement is unfounded, if this man repents after getting out of trouble, it will not be trouble.
So, she came up with a solution, she tore off a piece of her clothes, then bit her fingers, brushed a few times, wrote a blood book, and threw it directly to Wei Changhui.
After Wei Changhui took the blood book, he was still thinking in his heart, what kind of thing is this, it is so bloody, but when he saw it, he was dumbfounded, it turned out that this was a guarantee, to the effect that which man is willing to marry which woman as his wife, never regret it, and set up a letter as proof.
Wei Changhui thought at the time, let's sign it, anyway, it's important to save my life first, and everything will be talked about when I go ashore, so he signed the agreement with his eyes closed.
The woman took the agreement, looked at it, nodded with satisfaction, and said to Wei Changhui that she was not allowed to go back, and then she took off all her clothes.
Wei Changhui's eyes straightened, and he thought, this woman is too bold. But unexpectedly, what this woman did next made him even more dumbfounded.
I saw that the woman tore all the clothes she took off into strips, and then braided them into a long rope, tied one end to the two big breasts on her chest, and threw the other end to Wei Changhui, letting Wei Changhui hold on to the rope, Wei Changhui was extremely shocked in his heart, and instinctively grabbed one end of the rope according to the woman's wishes.
The woman shook her big buttocks, shook her two round arms, and pulled her whole body back. With his brave big breasts, Wei Changhui was saved.
And Wei Changhui thanked this woman for saving her life, Zuihou still married her according to his promise.
Speaking of which, everyone should understand who this woman is, yes, it's a big sass, Chen Jianlin.
Regardless of whether this story is true or not, it shows two things, the king of the north must have his reason for marrying Saobao, and Saobao is so Saobao, and her two big breasts can be proof. (To be continued......)