Chapter 51 Cleaning Services

Are you trying to scare my mother to death?"

"Chartered ......"

"What do you call me?" The "charter wife" himself is naturally reluctant to let others call him the charter wife, Liu Meijuan is naturally the same, "The room is like this, you don't want the deposit of 1,000 yuan, right?"

The deposit for the room is almost twice as much as Li Wen's rent, and if the deposit is really deducted, Li Wen is even more heartbroken than cutting off a piece of meat.

"No, big beauty, why are you coming to my room?"

Li Wen's rainbow fart came unexpectedly, and Liu Meijuan, the "charter wife", raised her orchid fingers with great interest, "Really?

"It's ......" After all, the charter wife is Li Wen's second parent, Li Wen began to quickly conceive in his mind, and stimulated twelve times the enthusiasm for writing, "Do you know? It's that kind of beauty, very special, the kind that can't be said, really, the kind that needs to be felt with your heart." ”

"That's pretty much it. Liu Meijuan, the charter wife, took out her mobile phone and looked at her face with the reflection of the screen, "You kid, I won't pursue it this time, if I come to the room tomorrow, I won't let you go." ”

"Don't worry, big beauty. Li Wen's rainbow farts were fired one after another, and Liu Meijuan's steps began to be messy.

"Hurry up and clean up!"

Li Wen came to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, held a handful of cold water in both hands, soaked it on his face, and lasted about ten seconds before opening his hands.

The towel has turned from white to grayish-yellow, and when you put it out of your nose, you can smell a slight pungent smell of sweat.

took out his mobile phone and glanced at the calendar, if the charter wife didn't remind him, Li Wen didn't realize that he had been nested in the room for more than a month.

The data of the novel has not been read once since the beginning of Li Wen's retreat, and the main reason is that Li Wen is afraid.

Any online writer will be afraid of negative comments, and even more afraid that he will become depressed because of negative comments, and will be forced to immerse himself in the impact of negative news every day, which will then trigger a series of vicious circles.

Levine opens the writer's backend page of the writing page, and the mouse pointer hovers over the "data" sign.

Is this the time? Li Wen asked himself in his heart, if he reads the comments now, if they are all negative comments, then Li Wen's efforts this month will definitely be in exchange for a bunch of shit.

Do you want to click on the comments?

What if it hits the streets?

But what if it's all positive?

What if it's all sprayed on me?

......

The two villains in Li Wen's body began to fight, and the fight was inextricable.

The mobile phone screen lit up, it was Chen Guo's call. In order not to be disturbed during the writing process, Li Wen specially put his mobile phone on silent.

"Hey. ”

In order to avoid the choice problem, Li Wen chose to pick up the phone.

"Haven't you looked at the data for new works lately?"

"Yes, what's wrong? Is it pounced again?" Li Wen wanted to use this to test Chen Guo's tone, and wanted to "borrow a knife to kill people" and solve his choice problem.

"You'd better go and look at the background data yourself, I won't spoil your part of the fun. ”

“......”

Hung up the phone, Li Wen didn't know whether the fun Chen Guo was talking about was the fun of being abused on the street and being happy, or whether he suddenly became a god and became rich overnight?

At present, only by pressing the "devil button" can you get the answer behind it.

"Reviews99+"

"Recommended Ticket 999+"

"Monthly Pass 1000+"

"100,000+ fans of the work"

......

"This ......" Li Wen's hand on the mouse began to tremble involuntarily, "Am I going to become a god?"

With an excited heart, Li Wen finally had the courage to check the content of the comment, and as for the content of the comment, Li Wen couldn't laugh or cry.

Because, the content of the comments is all "useless scholars!"

Netizens are too cute, right?

When he saw the comments, Li Wen knew that these people were real fans, and they were Li Wen's most real readers.

The phrase "useless scholars are awesome" comes from the last sentence of the first chapter of Li Wen's latest novel, "Useless Scholars".

The description in the book is like this, the useless scholar in Lee's novel "The Useless Scholar" is ridiculed by his peers, thinking that he will never become a person who can write, let alone a real writer. In the face of the gratuitous ridicule and sarcasm of this colleague, the useless scholar set a FLAG on the spot: Sooner or later, one day, I will make everyone shout "useless scholar is awesome"!

It is precisely for this reason that there are such comments under Lee's novels.

Now whether it is the "useless scholar" Li Wen in reality, or the writer with the pen name "Useless Scholar" in the novel "Useless Scholar" written by Li Wen, they have all reached the point of being famous.

In "Useless Scholar", the sales of physical novels written by "Useless Scholar" exceeded 100,000 copies, but in reality, "Useless Scholar" Li Wen has 100,000 fans of his works, although it is not as good as the millions and tens of millions of fans of the bigwigs, but it has finally come out.

The most important data that affects a writer's income is "equalization", and Li Wen's "average" is 5,000.

According to the calculation rules of the platform, the income of a writer per 1,000 words is five cents, and the average is set at 5,000 words, and the income of a chapter of 3,000 words is 750 yuan.

Writing a chapter of a novel and earning 750 yuan is something Li Wen has never thought of, and it is the ultimate dream of every online writer.

Li Wen's works have been labeled as "high-quality", and according to Li Wen's current writing speed, if he updates three chapters a day, then his daily income is 2,250 yuan.

According to the number of VIP chapters that have been updated now, Li Wen's income now is about 22,000 yuan, and compared with the income data displayed in the background, 22,100 yuan, there is no particularly big gap.

The VIP chapter was updated for twenty days, in exchange for more than 20,000 yuan in income. Li Wenle is happy, because he knows that compared to his current peers, he is finally in the middle of the position.

"Congratulations, you have earned the [Rising Achievement], which increases mission progress by 10% and total progress by 23%. ”

After the system finished reporting the progress, he appeared beside Li Wen, "Not bad, I didn't expect you to be really patient?"

"Thank you for the compliment. ”

"Wait a minute, what is this place now, what village is this pigsty?" the system mocked.

"Don't make a fuss, I'm so busy writing that I don't have time to clean up. Li Wen went back to the bed and sat down, insisting on writing for ten hours a day, Li Wen was vaguely about to suffer from hemorrhoids, but fortunately, the quilt hanging on the side of the bed could relieve him a lot.

"Do you need cleaning services? a thousand quests for a month. ”

"You're too bad, aren't you? 1,000 mission points are 100,000 yuan! 100,000 yuan! I'll invite ten cleaning girls to be more than enough!" Li Wenzuo roared, his eyes widened.

"Can you invite such a cleaning girl for 100,000 yuan?"

A bright light flashed around the system, and Li Wen stretched out his hand to cover his eyes.

"Can you?"

Hearing this familiar voice, Li Wen knew that the system had changed into the appearance of Yui Aragaki, the goddess of his (Kebo) dream.

If you look closely, it is so, and what is even more excessive is that the system has turned into a maid Yui Aragaki.

"This ......" Li Wen is a good gun presser in the game, and in reality he is a master who controls his selfish desires, he has been single for so many years, if he hadn't controlled it, Li Wen would have already sat through the prison.

"How's it going?"

Li Wen's exclusive balance interface appeared in front of him, looking at the balance of 1021.3 behind the starlight sign, Li Wen actually had a little heartbeat.

"Smack!" Li Wen slapped himself, and "Yui Aragaki" looked at Li Wen with wide eyes, "You're too hard, aren't you?"

"You bad old man is very bad, I can't be fooled by you, if I fail this mission, I won't have a mission point reward, then I accept the punishment, and after returning to reality, won't I have no time to stay at all?"

"I didn't expect your brain to be quite flexible. "The system has changed back to what it was.

"Of course, you have to be careful when dealing with you. ”

"However, you may have thought too much, I just wanted to lie to you about the mission point. ”

actually admitted it so shamelessly, the system is really a system, stinky and shameless, fearless.

In the face of the system, Li Wen was helpless, and Li Wen was ashamed of himself.

"Okay, I won't tease you, you better enjoy your codeword road, I'm going to see a new movie. ”

"What's new?" Li Wen pondered, "Could it be that the system will also watch the new movies released on Earth, or will the world in which the system live have a completely different order?"

Perhaps, in the world where the system is located, Kebo is just a player in a role-playing game called "Earth OL" controlled by the system.

Li Wen's previous excitement calmed down a lot, and after checking the writer's consultation news, Li Wen's works have received a total of six strong recommendations.

Today's results are half due to Li Wen's own ability, and the other half is due to Chen Guo's kindness.

"Hey, Chen Guo. ”

"If I'm not mistaken, you've seen the background data, right?"

"Hmm. ”

"Congratulations, one step closer to becoming a platinum god. ”

"Thank you. Li Wen sniffed.

"It's my job. ”

"I'll invite you to dinner when I pay for my press next month, okay?"

"Why don't you invite me to dinner now?"

Li Wen was a little puzzled, the voice on the other end of the phone sounded too loud and too "immersive".

The door of the room was slowly pushed open, Li Wen looked at the position of the door, Chen Guo was standing at the door wearing a red hip skirt, holding a phone in his hand, "How about it?

"Good. ”

Li Wen subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

But in the next second, the romantic atmosphere created by the two disappeared.

"I'm X, is your room a pig's nest?".

“......”

"The system is big, is it too late for me to pay you the task point now?"