Chapter 709: Zhang Fei pretends to be a woman

Winter is quietly coming, and Luoyang City ushered in the first snow.

Snowflakes were falling from the sky, and the ground was already covered with thick snow.

Liu Wei was wearing a thick fur and walked on the bluestone pavement in the back garden of the palace, and the trees on both sides of the road were already covered with snow.

Sisters Wang Liu and Wang Zhen were still following Liu Wei, but Wang Liu's face was flushed.

Although Hua Tuo applied acupuncture and moxibustion to her and equipped her with nourishing herbs to recuperate, her body has returned to normal in spring, summer and autumn, but in winter, under the invasion of severe cold, she still can't stand it.

"Wang Liu." Along the way, Wang Liu had already coughed several times in a row, Liu Wei turned his head to look at her with crimson cheeks, and said to her: "The weather is cold, you will rest in the house in the future, and then follow this king in the spring." ”

"It's okay!" If she really rested in the house, Wang Liu would be so idle that she was depressed, she shook her head, and said to Liu Wei: "Mr. Hua Tuo has healed the last general, and the last general is already much better." It's just that in winter, I'm still a little chilly. Walking with His Royal Highness can also strengthen your body. ”

"And for good reason." Chao Wang Liu smiled slightly, and Liu Wei said to her: "Since this is the case, it is up to you." It's just that when your body can't stand it one day, don't force it. ”

"Thank you, Your Highness, for the reminder." After thanking Liu, Wang Liu immediately clenched his pink fist and covered his mouth and coughed.

Wang Liu's swordsmanship is superb, but her body bones are really too weak, which makes Liu Wei very worried about her.

As he was walking forward, Liu Wei heard several cries of baby elephants in front of him.

Looking forward following the cry, what appeared in his sight was Liu Nu leading Tao'er out of Guan Qing's dormitory and wandering around in the back garden.

"Second place!" Seeing Liu Nu leading Tao'er around in the back garden, Liu Wei hurriedly called her.

Hearing Liu Wei call her, Liu Nu turned her head and looked at Liu Wei.

Seeing that it was Liu Wei walking towards her, Liu Nu pouted, her eyes turned red, and she was about to cry when she looked at it.

Seeing her like this, Liu Wei hurriedly walked over and asked her, "What's wrong with Juji?" Why are you so wronged? But Qing'er bullied the second? ”

"No, Sister Qing'er didn't bully Ben Juji!" Liu Nu shook his head, first answered Liu's defense, and then looked at Tao'er, who was already much older than when he came to Luoyang, and said with some loss in his tone: "It's Tao'er......"

"What's wrong with Tao'er?" Seeing Liu Nu looking at Tao'er, Liu Wei blinked his eyes twice and asked her: "If Tao'er bullied Ju Ci, this king will order it to be killed to make Ju Ci angry!" You can also taste elephant meat with you! ”

"Tao'er didn't bully Ben Jiji!" As soon as Liu Wei said that he was going to kill Tao'er and eat meat, Liu Nu raised his eyebrows, glared at him fiercely, and said angrily: "It's ice and snow, under this snow, not only is there no green grass, but even dead grass can't be found, Tao'er has been hungry for several days!" ”

Knowing that Tao'er was Liu Nu's heart's meat, Liu argued that he would kill it and eat meat, which was originally to tease Liu Nu, but when he saw Liu Nu pouting, he didn't continue to tease her.

"There is a lot of hay in the elephant camp...... looking at the sad Liu Nu, Liu Wei couldn't bear it for a while, so he said to her: "It's just that the hay there is reserved for the war elephants......"

"Who said Tao'er wasn't a war elephant?" Before Liu Wei finished speaking, Liu Nu's apricot eyes widened, and he said with some annoyance: "My Tao'er is amazing, it can move wooden stakes!" ”

Although Liu Nu has lived in Luoyang for a long time, she still retains the straightforwardness of a Hun woman in her bones, and she never beats around the bush with Liu Bian.

But it is precisely because of this that Liu Wei feels that it is quite reassuring to keep this Hun Xiaoju by his side.

After all, several of his wives are now too obedient to him, and in the entire Qin Palace, only this Hun Xiaoju still dares to glare at him twice.

"Okay!" Knowing that Liu Nu knew that there was hay in the elephant camp, he would not easily give up asking him for it, Liu Wei said to Liu Nu: "Go back and let the king send a car to Tao'er, there is not much hay, let Tao'er save some ...... to eat."

"Save some food?" Before Liu finished speaking, Liu Nu twisted his eyebrows, tilted his head to look at him, and pouted: "What if Tao'er is hungry and thin?" Your Highness has to have at least three carts of hay delivered! ”

Raising his hand and slapping his forehead, Liu Wei was full of black lines, and he regretted how he remembered to mention to this Hun that there was still hay in the elephant camp.

When Liu Nu argued with Liu for hay, Liu Bei in Xuchang City also received Cao Cao's invitation.

Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to go out of the city and play on the banks of the Bahe River.

It's snowing heavily, and it's bound to be knee-deep with snow along the way.

In this kind of weather, most people will choose to nest at home, and even the soldiers who fight on the battlefield all year round rarely go to the battlefield to fight the enemy in this season.

couldn't understand why Cao Cao invited him, but Liu Bei didn't dare not go to the banquet, so he had to agree.

"Big brother, then Cao Cao is probably going to be unfavorable to the eldest brother." After sending away Cao Cao's messenger, Liu Bei was about to go out, when Guan Yu whispered to him: "It's better to accompany the eldest brother with the third brother." ”

"Right now, we are in Xuchang, if Cao Gong wants to harm me, how can the two virtuous brothers support it?" Looking at Guan Yu, Liu Bei sighed, and said with a bit of loss in his tone: "Right now, I'm waiting for fish and meat, and Cao Gong is for the chopping board." Although the two virtuous brothers are good at martial arts, how can they resist the tens of thousands of soldiers and horses of Cao Gong? ”

Liu Bei's words were extremely grieved, which made Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who listened to him, also feel a sense of loss in their hearts.

Since the rebellion in Taoyuan, Liu Bei summoned the villagers to participate in the pacification of the Yellow Turban Rebellion, and they have always been on the go.

Although Liu Bei deliberately went into the camp these days and got to know a lot of heroes, in the end, he still ended up with a fate that could only rely on Cao Cao's snort, how not to make Guan Yu and Zhang Fei feel resentful in their hearts?

"Big brother goes like this, and I'm still not at ease!" Guan Yu had stopped talking, but Zhang Fei said to Liu Bei: "If this is not the case, a certain person pretended to be the eldest brother's attendant and followed the eldest brother to the banquet." If Cao Cao has the intention to harm the eldest brother, he can protect the eldest brother and kill the general......"

Bowing his head and muttering for a moment, Liu Bei seemed to feel that Zhang Fei's method was feasible, so he said to Zhang Fei: "Brother is going to go, but this black face ......"

"It's easy to get blackface!" Liu Bei mentioned his black face, and Zhang Fei strode out of the room.

But a moment later, he came back with a handful of white noodles.

Back in the room, Zhang Fei wiped the white face on his face, and fooled around with his hands a few times before raising his head and asking Liu Bei, "How does the eldest brother look like this?" ”

With a thick white face on his face, Zhang Fei's whole person looked weird.

The white flour was pasted on his face, but it did not completely cover the darkness of his skin, and under the flour, there was still some faint black.

Moreover, the white flour paste is different, the skin is really fair, and the flour particles on the face are rough, and the fraud can be seen at a glance.

"If you go like this, even if Cao Cao doesn't want to embarrass the eldest brother, he is going to attack the eldest brother!" Looking at Zhang Fei, Guan Yu shook his head, pouted and smiled, and said: "The third brother is good at painting maids, for the sake of the eldest brother today, why don't you make a set of servant clothes and pretend to be a dumb servant woman carried by the eldest brother......

"How did the second brother come up with a bad idea?" As soon as Guan Yu's words came out, Zhang Fei glared at him, and said angrily: "A certain husband is a dignified husband, how can he pretend to be his daughter's family!" ”

"Cao Cao invited the eldest brother, I am afraid that it will be unfavorable to the eldest brother!" Looking at Zhang Fei, Guan Yu sighed lightly, raised his hand to stroke the beard on his chin, and said to Zhang Fei: "You and I are big brothers and brothers, if you have such and such long hair, you are also willing to pretend to be a woman and go to the banquet with your eldest brother." ”

"Cut that long hair!" Guan Yu asked him to pretend to be a woman, Zhang Fei was full of depression, and heard him say that if it weren't for his long hair, he would definitely be willing to accompany Liu Bei to go together, and hurriedly said: "If the second brother thinks that the cut is not clean, I am willing to help!" ”

"Third brother!" Zhang Fei was about to find a tool to cut Guan Yu's beard as he spoke, Liu Bei hurriedly stopped him and said to him: "It is not easy for the second brother to grow a beard, why is the third brother like this?" If Cao Cao really has the intention to cause harm, even if the third brother is present, I am afraid it will be difficult to kill with a certain one. It's better to go alone, if you are really harmed by Cao Cao, the two virtuous brothers just leave Xuchang as soon as possible! ”

When Liu Bei said this, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei both had an entanglement on their faces.

But if Guan Yu shaved his beard and went to the banquet with Liu Bei, he would rather die than agree.

For the beard, Guan Yu has cherished it to the extent that even if he loses one, he will not be able to eat for several days.

Knowing that Guan Yu was like this, Zhang Fei's words were just fighting with him.

After being silent for a moment, Zhang Fei sighed and said to Liu Bei: "There is no other way right now, if you pretend to be the eldest brother's attendant, you will definitely see through it for the Cao thief." For the sake of the eldest brother, I will be a woman today! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Fei shouted out of the door: "Come on, get a servant woman's clothes, remember to ask for that kind of fat!" ”

The two soldiers guarding the door had been silently listening to Liu Bei and the others.

When Zhang Fei really shouted to them, asking them to get a set of servant clothes to come, the two soldiers glanced at each other, and one of them quickly ran out of the palace to find the clothes of the servant woman for Zhang Fei.

After the small half-pillar incense, a servant woman's shirt with small white flowers on a dark blue background was placed in front of Zhang Fei.

The clothes are very wide, even with Zhang Fei's physique, I am afraid that he will not feel bound by putting it on his body.

With his hands behind his back, around the servant's clothes that were spread flat on the low table and had covered the entire table, Zhang Fei muttered: "There really is such a strong woman in this world!" If a thin man marries this woman, and the husband and wife fight, the woman will come up in anger and slap her husband to death......"

"Third brother, try this dress, and then shave off your cheeks and beard, otherwise the servant woman will not be beautiful with a beard!" Zhang Fei was still circling around the woman's clothes, and Guan Yu said on the side: "There is also a hairstyle, and it has to be made to be the same as a servant woman in order to hide from Cao Cao." ”

glared at Guan Yu very depressedly, Zhang Fei didn't speak again, bent down and picked up the servant's clothes from the low table and put them on his body.

The clothes were put on his body, and what made Zhang Fei even more depressed soon happened.

I saw that after Guan Yu put on his clothes, he tore off the list from the bed, tore the list into two pieces, strode towards Zhang Fei, and stuffed the two sheets into Zhang Fei's arms without saying a word.

Stunned to see Guan Yu stuff the list into his arms, Zhang Fei was about to ask Guan Yu what he was doing, Guan Yu said to him: "How can a woman's chest be so flat?" And a fat woman like the third brother is even more huge on her chest! That's how it looks. ”

Looking down at the two groups on his chest that were several times larger than ordinary women's chests, Zhang Fei stared at Guan Yu blankly with round eyes, and asked Guan Yu after a while: "Second brother, but on the way to Xuchang a few days ago, you took your Spring and Autumn Festival to Gong, so you are so right?" ”