"It's boring ......"

After listening to a class dizzily, Zhao Zheng looked up at the sky and couldn't help sighing.

This can't really be blamed for wanting to be lazy, but for an outstanding young man from the 21st century who has received a good nine-year compulsory education and the flower of the motherland - this kind of knowledge learned by ancient Mongolian studies is inevitably too ...... Too easy, right?

What the? Reciting an ancient poem in an hour?

I'll go, just these four five-character poems still need two hours to memorize??

What other arithmetic problems (100 monks and 100 steamed buns): 100 steamed buns and 100 monks, three big monks are more indisputable, three small monks are divided into one, and the big and small monks get a few dings?

Watching his classmates face such a 'profound' arithmetic problem, they frowned in distress and scratched their heads secretly, which was really like being tortured by high mathematics when I was in college......

Zhao Zheng could only yawn boredly - does such a simple math problem still need to be calculated?

One hundred steamed buns and one hundred monks, one big monk divided into three steamed buns, and three small monks divided one steamed bun, and then asked how many monks and monks there were?

Mom, you're embarrassed to take out this kind of elementary school arithmetic problem?

Of course, there are 25 people in the big monk and 75 people in the small monk!

This kind of arithmetic problem, which was disdained by elementary school students in later generations, can there still be any difficulty for Zhao Zheng, who graduated from college?

So I watched my classmates and friends scratching their ears and cheeks one by one, breaking their fingers in a hurry, and some even stuck out their toes...... But I still can't figure it out, I can't figure it out!

This kind of 'advanced mathematics' problem has always been the most headache for many students, but it is also the finale question with the largest annual exam score!

So when everyone else is thinking and meditating, and they can't understand the little fingers breaking around, Zhao Zheng, who is bored and still thinking about the highest philosophical question of 'why do people learn', will naturally be disgusted and unaccustomed to his 'tablemate', the seventh princess Zhao Yun.

"Humph! Zhao Zheng! You need to know how many people I still have who can't fill their stomachs! If our relatives and relatives of the emperor can have such an opportunity to study, how can we be idle every day and grow without any progress! ”

Unexpectedly, Zhao Zheng just walked out of the school palace, and he just stretched his lazy waist, which was quite annoying Zhao Yun, the seventh princess, followed up, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she had a familiar tone of lesson.

"Sister Yun, ......"

Zhao Zheng was not angry, and as soon as he opened his mouth lazily, he was forcibly interrupted by Zhao Yun.

"You! I said you weren't allowed to call me Sister Yun! I'm obviously my sister! Call me sister!! ”

Zhao Zheng yawned and opened his mouth, oh indifferently.

"Oh yes, Yun Mei......"

"You!"

Zhao Yun stomped her feet again and again, but she was really helpless!

"I know that you care about being a brother, and at the same time you care about the world, but the foolish brother has been dull since childhood...... I really can't understand it, it's not a foolish brother, I'm naturally lazy......"

Zhao Zheng stretched out a white little finger, tilting his head diagonally while digging out his ears.

"Brother Huang, don't ...... I! ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, he realized that he was speechless, and he really called this annoying guy a brother!

"Bah, Zhao Zheng, don't bully me! If you are really a dull and lazy person, how can you speak so brilliantly as you did? Can you say that...... It's not a thing in the pool! ”

Zhao Yun hurriedly pouted a few times, and then said with an unusually positive and solemn statement!

After that day, she deliberately went home to tell her grandfather the truth about the events of that day, but she remembered it clearly, and her grandfather's evaluation of this statement was 'this son is definitely not a thing in the pool'!

Since he can get such an evaluation from his grandfather, who is extremely cautious, how can Zhao Yun believe that Zhao Zheng will be a naturally lazy person?

"Don't dare, don't dare, what you said that day was just a casual remark that didn't know the severity, and you couldn't do it really!"

Zhao Zheng was overjoyed when he heard this, casually perfunctory, and nodded secretly in his heart, it seems that his strategy has been half successful, and now the people around him have a high opinion of themselves because of the shocking words of the day, and even faintly look forward to it.

And now he wants to break this expectation with his own hands, so that the higher their expectations, the greater the disappointment, from then on completely lose any expectations of themselves, only regard themselves as an idle vassal king who can only play lip service, know how to eat, drink and have fun every day, and then let himself hurry back to his fiefdom, and it is best never to appear in the capital!

In this way, his goal will not be achieved, obediently go back to his fiefdom to be a blessing, no disaster, no difficulty, no danger of swords, and then marry more than a dozen concubines, and live this life leisurely... Isn't it beautiful?

As for what is too dangerous to participate in the succession, hegemony of the world, and even the unification of the Three Kingdoms...... Why should I get involved, isn't it unpleasant for myself?

Since you were born with such a high starting point, why don't you hurry up and enjoy the opportunity to be a second generation of emperors who have nothing to do, do you still have to learn to work hard with your own heads?

Cut, a fool would do that!

"You! You scoundrel! You know that you are intelligent, why should you waste all your talents? What a waste of a good man?! ”

Zhao Yun was inexplicably excited as she spoke, until she talked about the last 'good man's body', tears welled up in her eyes, and she turned around and left, sobbing secretly as she walked...

"Hey......"

Zhao Zheng was puzzled, why did he cry while talking?

I'd rather waste my bullshit talent, I haven't even cried yet, how can this little girl care more than myself?

"Tsk, a woman's mind is really hard to understand......"

Shaking his head, Zhao Zheng sighed, and then put the matter behind him, and continued to carry out his 'second plan' - to escape from the Taixue Mansion!

That's right, Zhao Zheng is really fed up with these kinds of days, and he really wants to go out for a walk, and take advantage of the situation to confirm his reputation as the 'No. 1 Cannon of the Great Cadres', so that everyone knows that he has no intention of studying at all, but is a vain person!

Thinking like this, Zhao Zheng was even more energetic, seizing this rare rest time to step back and forth, looking for a suitable place to climb over the wall.

"Bell...... Bell ......"

After a while, the bell in the school palace rang slowly, and Zhao Zheng, who was still secretly investigating, could only reluctantly return and continue his boring studies...

"Today, we are going to recite the Book of Songs...... Who's going to give you a start? ”

Taifu Zhong Miao stood with his hands in his hands, inspected the audience as he spoke, and then ordered Zhao Yun, the 'class representative' who has always been the most active speaker.

"Hmm... Then let's start with the first "Guan Ju" I learned yesterday. ”

Zhao Yun raised her right hand high, and couldn't help but be overjoyed when she heard the words, but she immediately got up and stood up, and after coughing lightly, she recited solemnly.

"Ahem...... Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, fair gentleman, lady is good~"

Zhong Miao was listening with his eyes closed, listening to the recitation of the word and nodding his head, but when he heard the last two sentences, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and after the rest of the students recited it aloud, he reacted immediately, but he immediately shouted!

"Stay! Yun'er! Repeat it! ”

At that moment, the students stopped talking, looking at each other quite strangely, not understanding what happened suddenly?

Her Royal Highness the Seventh Princess obviously recited very well, how could Lord Taifu suddenly get angry?

"Good, good, sir... Guan, Guanguan Ju Dove, in the river island, fair gentleman, lady good ......"

Zhao Yun was also suddenly startled, but she still held back her panic.

Now, all the students can hear it clearly!

Because Her Royal Highness the Seventh Princess actually tampered with the original text, changing the original 'My Fair Lady, Gentleman is good' to 'My Fair Lady, Lady is Good'!

Suddenly, the expressions of the male students became extremely rich, if it weren't for Master Taifu blowing his beard and glaring angrily in front of him, I am afraid that he would have burst into laughter!

'Poof! ‘

Even Zhao Zheng, who was already absent-minded, heard that something was wrong at this time, but he ignored Master Taifu's red face, and laughed out loud with a 'poof'!

"Zhao Yun! Who taught you to recite like that?! ”

Zhong Miao's beard is really angry at this moment, if this is spread out, and he actually teaches this kind of student, won't his reputation be completely ruined in his life!

"It's... No one taught Yun'er to recite like this......"

Facing the suddenly angry Lord Taifu, Zhao Yun, who has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, couldn't help but be timid, and even his tone was inexplicably softer.

"Then you ...... Unexpectedly! ”

Zhong Miao suddenly stretched out a hand and pointed at Zhao Yun and trembled, but he didn't know what to do for a while.

If those boys dared to be so bold, I would have to hit them in the palm with a ring ruler!

But Zhao Yun, as a daughter, has always been very popular with Zhong Miao, but if you say that you can't play the board, you can't do it......

It's really hard for Taifu Zhong Miao now!

"Yun'er is indeed a private change of the original text, but what's wrong? Is it just a gentleman and a lady? Aren't ladies allowed to be good gentlemen?! ”

But without waiting for Taifu to deal with it, Zhao Yun asked rhetorically with a reasonable face!

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked!

Taifu and all the students are speechless!

Even Zhao Zheng, who was deeply influenced by the idea of equality between men and women, was dumbfounded at this time, and couldn't help but secretly admire the upright posture!

You must know that in a polygamous society like this in ancient times, this is simply a big dry version of Wu Zetian, a complete feminist fighter!!

Even if the status of men and women in the country is not too unbalanced, at least the status of the wife also enjoys a great family status, and women can also study and practice martial arts.

But even so, this kind of talk is really jaw-dropping, completely domineering and leaky!

"Bang Bang!"

Unexpectedly, under this strange dead silence, there were suddenly bursts of crisp applause!

At this moment, everyone's strange eyes were immediately attracted to Zhao Zheng, the Nine Emperor Prince, who applauded alone.

"Good! Good! Good! That's a great deal! Men and women should be equal! ”

Zhao Zheng was not afraid, but said three good words in a row, supporting the 'No. 1 women's rights fighter in Daqian'!

"Zhao Zheng! Zhao Yun! ”

Taifu Zhongmiao was finally angry, but he immediately shouted loudly!

"Punish you both! Copy "Guan Ju" a hundred times!! ”

"Huh?"

In the angry shouting of the shaking beard, the corners of Zhao Zheng's mouth twitched suddenly, the applause gradually stopped, he half-tilted his head, and a big question mark suddenly slowly appeared on his head...

“？”

……

"The most precious thing of a person is life, and life belongs to a person only once, and a person's life should be spent like this:

When we look back, we do not regret that we wasted our time, nor do we feel ashamed of doing nothing. In this way, when I am about to die, I can sigh with pride: 'I dedicate the essence of my life to my life's wish - to fight for the equality of men and women!' ’

——Excerpt from the epitaph written by the First Emperor for Zhao Yun, King of Changshan. ”

——The second volume of "The World Speaks New Words" - Struggle