Chapter 3 A table of balls
Anyway, I have seen what I should have seen, and I have seen what I shouldn't, since he is my secret guard, he should know my daughter's body, and he should know how to open this iron armor.
"How do I take off this iron armor on my body?" I pulled the quilt down a little and asked him, pointing to the iron armor on my body.
"Back to Your Highness, my subordinates don't know how to remove the armor from your body." The dark guard replied honestly.
"And who knows how to take it off?" Don't even know about the close-quarters secret guards? It's too mysterious.
"Back to Your Highness, Manager Xu should know."
"Oh! Then you go back first. ”
"Subordinates retire!" With that, the dark guard was gone.
"Mr. Xu!" Just now, the secret guard said that Manager Xu knows how to take off my iron armor suit, and this Manager Xu should be the old eunuch!
Sure enough, as soon as I finished shouting, the old eunuch pushed the door and walked in, no need to guess, he should have been guarding the door just now.
"How do you take off this dress?" I asked Mr. Xu.
"What did Your Highness do with this armor?"
"Change!" I replied without thinking.
"Your Highness, what's wrong with you, you've been weird since you woke up? If the old slave asks the imperial doctor to come and take a look at you, this will fall from the palace wall, and it won't be a broken brain! ”
"I ...... "I don't have a brain!" No, I just don't have the memory of the original owner of this body, and now her brain is my brain, I'm fine, and my brain is good. "I ...... It's like I've broken my brain, and I can't remember anything. ”
"My poor Highness...... Manager Xu began to cry again, and only after crying enough did he say, "Does Your Highness remember who you are?" ”
I shook my head.
"My poor Highness, ......"
"Alright! Don't cry, you tell me everything about me first, and then cry when you're done. ”
"Yes!" Mr. Xu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and told me about this body.
This is an era that has never been recorded in history. The place I am in now is called Tianyu Kingdom, which is the largest kingdom in this land, and there was only one country on this continent twenty years ago, called Fengqi Kingdom.
Fengqi country before and after a full four hundred years, unified the entire continent, as the first military general of Fengqi country, my ancestor was named the only foreign surname king in the entire Fengqi country by the Fengqi Emperor, four hundred years of glory and favor, four hundred years of unlimited scenery, although only a vassal king, life is more comfortable than the emperor.
However, when it came to my grandfather's generation, the Fengqi monarch was a villain, a distant virtuous minister, cutting the power of the domain, and chaotic the dynasty. In the end, the whole country mourned.
For the sake of Jiangshan Sheji, my grandfather led an army of 50,000 to assist the uncle of the Fengqi monarch at that time, the king of Nanyang, and besieged the imperial city for a year, but did not attack the city. As a result, there were more bows and arrows left in the imperial city than the remaining rice grains in the whole imperial city, and finally Emperor Fengqi took the initiative to abdicate, and the king of Nanyang was proclaimed emperor.
After King Nanyang ascended the throne, he added ten cities to my grandfather, and for a time, my grandfather became the vassal king with the most fiefdoms in the entire Fengqi Kingdom.
But who knows, since then, the forces in various places have rebelled on the grounds that the king of Nanyang is not rightly named the emperor and is acting for the Fengqi monarch Kuang Zheng Chaogang, and in just a few years, the entire continent has been torn apart.
In fact, to put it bluntly, my grandfather was originally a foreign surname vassal king of Fengqi Kingdom, and the emperor's move to consolidate the power and cut the feudal domain hurt my grandfather's interests, my grandfather and the emperor's own uncle surrounded the imperial city, and a year later, all the food that could be eaten in the imperial city was eaten, and it was not interesting to consume it again, so the emperor surrendered and gave the throne to the king of Nanyang. The king of Nanyang rewarded my grandfather with ten more cities.
However, the forces in various places did not send troops to rescue Emperor Fengqi during the year that Emperor Fengqi was trapped in the imperial city, but after Emperor Fengqi gave up the throne, they thought that Emperor Fengqi had restored the dynasty as an excuse to raise troops one after another.
Not long after, the imperial city was captured again, and the king of Nanyang, that is, the emperor at that time, was killed. The whereabouts of the heirloom jade seal are unknown.
After a period of fighting, the forces in various places have supported themselves one after another, large and small kingdoms have emerged one after another, and emperors of all sizes have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.
So, my grandfather also adapted to the situation, proclaimed himself emperor in the fiefdom, and changed the name of the country to Tianyu. Later, it expanded to the periphery, occupying nearly one-third of the continent. Become the largest country on the continent.
In the second year of Tianyu, the crown princess was pregnant, and the national teacher watched the sky at night and said to my grandfather: "The child in the princess's womb is the destiny of heaven, and she will rule the world in the future." ”
As soon as my grandfather was happy, he immediately wanted to appoint me, who had not yet been born, as the emperor's grandson. The crown princess, that is, my mother, is the daughter of the left minister of Fengqi Kingdom, and she knows etiquette and etiquette. persuaded my grandfather to abolish my father's idea of making me the crown prince. But my grandfather also put down his words, after my father ascended the throne, he immediately made me the crown prince, and the jade seal of Tianyu Kingdom was kept by me.
To put it bluntly, my grandfather asked my father to be the puppet emperor, and I, the crown prince, were in charge alone.
My mother was originally a noble daughter of the first dynasty, and the first monk did not believe in Buddhism, but the protector of Tianyu was an old monk, so my mother secretly found a respected old Taoist to tell me my fate, and the old Taoist did not deny the old monk's statement, but added four words before the words "unify the world": "Phoenix Dance Nine Days".
It means that my mother is pregnant with a phoenix in her belly, daughter!
My mother and my father discussed countermeasures, and even thought of stealing beams and replacing them with the boy born to my father's daughter-in-law, but my father didn't agree to anything, and said that only I could rule the world, in case they didn't do it and messed up the mandate of heaven, it would affect Tianyu's qi, and maybe it would harm Tianyu's country.
After I was born, my unconscious father tried every means to make me a boy, and "I" was also greedy for imperial power, and tried countless perverted ways to make myself a man. But it didn't work out. So I put on this iron armor and didn't even take off the shower.
This iron-clad manager only knows how to open it, but if he wants to remove it from me, only the golden-faced secret guard entrusted by my mother before she dies can do it. But my mother's last words, except for life and death, or after I truly dominate the world and have no fear, otherwise I will never be able to take off my iron armor.
I know that this is what "my" mother did to protect me, but I pity the hearts of parents all over the world! No, it should be a pity for the world's motherly heart. "I" dad, and my modern dad, are not worthy of pity.
Knowing the ins and outs of this matter, I had no choice but to give up. I hurriedly got dressed and came to the side hall for breakfast.
Before I entered the door, I saw that the group of beautiful men were all standing under the shade of the tree outside the side hall, and when they saw me coming, they quickly stood in line, folded their hands, raised their hands to increase their foreheads, and bent down and shouted in unison: "Greetings to His Royal Highness the Prince." ”
"Excuse me!" I now know that these are not my brothers, but my ...... My male pet!
Although the original owner wants to become a man, this heart is still a woman, and what he likes is also a man. Coupled with the domineering and lawless personality that he has cultivated since childhood, when he sees a good-looking man, he will go to the East Palace, and if he doesn't obey, he will threaten the lives of his whole family. If you don't obey, you will be forced back.
And as long as she takes a fancy to it, no matter what the identity of the other party is, even the princes of other countries will take it right. For this reason, several times almost brought disaster to Tianyuguo.
Oh! By the way, I haven't told you what the prince's name is. The prince's surname is Gu, and his name is ...... Gu Tianba! My grandfather, who was the emperor of Tianyu and the founding of the country, gave it to me, which means the overlord of the world.
Ay! A military general is a military general, and the names of the literati are all exquisite: female poetry, male Chu Ci, Wen Analects, and Wu Zhouyi. Or choose words that imply auspiciousness and elegance. Like this day, Yuguo's country name has been achieved well.
Ay! But my name. Your name is Tianyou, Tianci, Tiangang, Tianlu...... It's also a name that can be called, but how does this Tianba sound like a bandit who has fallen into the grass and is the king of the mountain?
Ay! I don't know how my well-informed mother agreed with my illiterate grandfather to give me such a local name. And he didn't give me a nickname or a milk name behind my back. Tianba, do you want to add the dynamic tyrant tua. Tianba, Dongba Tua. Run, brother!
And now it is the twentieth year of Tianyu, Gu Tianba was born in the third year of Tianyu, and he is only seventeen years old this year. In the fifteenth year of Tianyu, the first emperor passed away, and Gu Tianba's father ascended the throne, and now, Gu Tianba has been the prince for five years.
Let's not talk about that, looking at the table full of food, I was shocked again. Co-authored this prince likes to eat meatballs! Look at large meatballs, small meatballs, steamed meatballs, deep-fried meatballs, and meatball soup...... It's really varied, it's all balls.
It seems that in addition to Gu Tianba's taste for men, which is quite normal, his taste for other things is really otherworldly.
I can't finish such a large table of meatballs alone! Adhering to the principle of shameful waste, I waved to the beautiful men standing at the door: "Don't stand outside, come in and eat together!" ”
Originally, I thought that they were all Gu Tianba's male pets anyway, and it was okay for me to let them eat with me. Who knows, when they asked them to come over for dinner, they all turned pale, as if what I had made them eat was not food, but poison that sealed their throats with blood.
I am a newcomer, and I have no grudge against them, how can I harm them? So, I picked up a small spoon, scooped up a ball, and put it in my mouth, it was fragrant and chewy.
"Look! I've eaten them all, and it's delicious! As I spoke, I scooped up a larger ball, put it in my mouth, and made a look of enjoyment.
Seeing that they didn't move, Mr. Xu pointed his throat and raised his orchid finger and shouted at them angrily: "Are they all deaf?" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has let you sit at the table, that is your blessing, don't be embarrassed! ”
Hearing what Mr. Xu said, the beautiful men encouraged each other to walk into the side hall with heavy steps.
"Sit down!" My graciously invited.
Seeing the beautiful men sitting down around the table tremblingly, in order to let them shift their minds from their fear of Gu Tianba to food, I also deliberately made an exaggerated expression and praised the balls on the table: "Delicious!" It smells so good! Manager Xu, such delicious meatballs can only be made by the imperial chef in the palace! Tell me how to do it? ”