042 Hongji diving

"Xu Caizi, don't come out of this, that's not right, I see that your talent in Jiudou is going to divide our brother Liu, hehe~~"

Some Yangzhou geniuses were dissatisfied with Xu Hongji's arrogant and arrogant performance just now when he regarded Yangzhou talents as nothing, and when he saw him being repeatedly pressed under Liu Yuan's hands, he was extremely happy in his heart, and couldn't help but say something.

Xu Hongji calls himself "Cai Gao Jiudou", which is extremely lonely and narcissistic, if Liu Yuan is divided into a bucket, then his "Nine Buckets" will become "Eight Buckets", and there are more people who are known as Cai Gao Eight Buckets and Rich Five Cars, which means that he is not as talented as the legend, but likes to boast and boast of himself.

Another middle-aged fat man's mouth was even more damaged: "It's nothing, we Yangzhou is very atmospheric, everyone who comes is a guest, if it's not suitable, let's go out again, there must be a suitable one." ”

This sarcastically said that Xu Hongji said that those two sentences must not be compared, and then said that he rarely studied the palindromic style, and he was not proficient in it, so he was obviously not right, but he wanted to find a reason.

"Ha Lu Ha~~~" The talented men on the ship laughed very "gracefully".

I was so angry just now, I was depressed for so long, and finally laughed at it, literati, sometimes compared to it, it is even smaller than a woman, and her qi is very small.

The literati spoke like a loss, without a single dirty word, but Xu Hongji, who was known as the head of the northern talents, was so embarrassed that his face was hot, and his handsome and extraordinary face was about to drip blood.

But he couldn't find any reason to fight back, which made him so depressed that he was about to lose his breath.

Shame, shame.

"This time Xu did something wrong" Xu Hongji lowered his hair and said ruthlessly: "The three pieces of color just now, all belong to Brother Liu, from now on, we will play a little harder, we will fight against each other, if which one is not right, there will be no place for him here, just jump back to the shore." ”

What the? If you lose, you have to dive and play so hard?

Everyone was surprised, although they were caught and fought against each other, many times they brought a little color, usually they invited each other to eat a meal or visit the green building, drink flower wine or something, they were all elegant things, happy things, and now they are so excited that they want to jump into the lake, it's too extreme.

What should I do, that guy, at first glance, he was suffocated, a person was first held very high, suddenly fell, fell off the altar, fell to the bottom, that kind of mood is very complicated, the mentality is unbalanced, that will do something radical.

If Liu Yuan loses, with his suffocating appearance that his face is about to drip blood, won't he turn the gun to deal with the talented people on the ship?

At this time, everyone stopped talking, just staring at Liu Yuan, secretly cheering for him in their hearts, it is best to get rid of this goods that do not "keep to themselves" immediately.

Liu Yuan, you have to come on.

Liu Yuan, who was sitting in the corner, was a little dumbfounded.

Originally, I wanted to come up with one by one, let him match, and then I didn't match it naturally, and said a few humble words, and tonight's matter was like this, but I didn't expect to be provoked by everyone, this Xu Hongji actually gambled and dived.

Faint to death, Sao Nian, now it's late at night, the lake is cool, you can catch a cold if you are not careful, the current level of medicine is not high, if you meet a quack, you can't braid?

Just now

"Knocked" a few times, but he became more and more capable, no, this time you have to beat him down with a stick, don't make any accidents, although I don't want to step on his head to become famous, but I don't want to come happily, and I have to jump back to the shore and become the laughing stock of others.

Liu Yuan was thinking on the surface, but he was scratching his ears and cheeks in his heart, and he was so anxious.

There's no way, although there are a lot of good poems, but they can't be thought of right away, I'm not from a liberal arts background, I have a belly of ink, I can get as much as I want, drink two glasses of wine, and then have a feat of 100 poems.

I really regret it, I remember the two best sentences in my stomach and went to the event, what should I do now? Now I'm going to come out with a quatrain, or this sentence is out, he definitely can't match the kind, I can't think of it, what to do, what to do~~

"Brother Liu, don't be busy, come, drink a glass of wine first and then think about it, you must think of a difficult one, drive him into the water, see if he dares to underestimate our Jiangnan talents?" Qin Lang on the side saw that Liu Yuan was a little anxious, his brain was sweating, he had the heart to relieve pressure for him, and he picked up the pot of Tianfu incense with a smile and was about to pour wine into Liu Yuan's cup.

"Don't don't, I'm not used to it~~" Where can I still drink now, when others drink, it is a burst of pride, and the thoughts are gushing, and when I drink it myself, I guess I have to fall.

Liu Yuan said as he subconsciously pushed away the tin pot containing wine.

West Lake, tin pot? Suddenly, Liu Yuan had a thrill in his heart: Yes.

Liu Yuan remembered a story: According to legend, one summer night, Su Dongpo and his friends were boating on the West Lake. A friend wanted to pour wine for Su Dongpo with a tin pot, but accidentally dropped the tin pot into the lake. Another friend standing next to him blurted out that he made a couplet that was not matched in the future, and it should be an eternal absolute that could not be perfectly matched: mention the tin pot, swim in the West Lake, and the tin pot will drop the West Lake, and it is a pity that the tin pot will be lost.

This situation suddenly stimulated the memory in Liu Yuan's heart.

"I'll do it myself."

In the surprised eyes of everyone, I saw Liu Yuan holding a wine jug in one hand and a glass in the other, pouring it while walking, like that, very chic.

Everyone knows that he is conceiving a good couplet, and they all hold their breath, for fear of disturbing his train of thought, even Liu Yuan's opponent Xu Hongji is also very graceful and silent, not urging or disturbing, first, he is embarrassed, after all, people have accommodated himself twice, and secondly, no matter how high he is, he is not a computer, so he has to take some time to brew.

Liu Yuan's time for thinking was just right for him.

Pouring while walking, wiping the second mouth from time to time, the girl on the ship's floor felt that Liu Yuan was really too personable and personal, and her beautiful eyes were wide open, and her heart was looking forward to it, and what amazing masterpieces would come out of this interesting little talent.

Not only those young girls, but also where Liu Yuan went, the eyes of the talented people on the ship also followed, and everyone wanted to see what good masterpieces Liu Yuan could come up with.

It's a national idol.

Liu Yuan pretended to walk to the railing of the boat, looking at the beautiful scenery of Slender West Lake, only to feel that the lake and shore were brightly lit, and the lanterns were like stars in the sky, which was very beautiful.

Leaning against the railing, he lifted the flask, raised his glass, and was about to pour himself wine, and then his hand shook inadvertently, as if he couldn't hold it steadily, and with a "plop", the flask fell into the lake at once.

"Alas, it's a pity that the pot of Tianfu incense is gone." People with good wine couldn't help but sigh.

When Mr. Su was about to send another pot of wine to Liu Yuan, he suddenly heard Liu Yuan shouting: "There is." ”

Pregnant?

The genius on the ship's floor suddenly raised his ears high, secretly looking forward to what masterpieces this guy who gave people infinite surprises.

Liu Yuan snapped his fingers and read aloud: "Brother Xu, listen well, my uplink is: Mention the tin pot, swim the West Lake, the tin pot falls off the West Lake, and it is a pity for the tin pot." ”

What the?

Not only Xu Hongji, but everyone on the ship's floor had wide eyes, and their mouths were so wide that their fists could be stuffed in.

This pair, double homonym, perfectly integrates things, place names and moods, and can be used as a quatrain for the ages!

is holding a pot of wine, pouring himself to drink, accidentally, the jug containing the wine fell into the lake, it's such a simple thing, usually love boating in the lake, where has he not met three or five times a year, but Liu Yuan was inspired and made such a quatrain at once.

This is the distance, others have seized this inspiration, but they have not.

The talented and beautiful people who witnessed the whole process were shocked and didn't know what to say.

That's absolute strength.

looked at Liu Yuan as if they were looking at monsters, and they couldn't speak for a long time, and a few girls who were lucky enough to sit on the boat floor had big eyes that were about to drip water.

Liu Yuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the actor is not good, under the gaze of so many people, he seems to be repeating the case, simulating the situation of the Su scholar back then, and shocking those guys well, didn't they say that the two pairs of the Jinyu family were made by themselves? also use this to destroy their noble "character", and now come to an instant scene, and see if they dare to talk nonsense in the future.

Now that you're ready to be in the limelight, let's pretend to be a little more forceful, hum.

When he saw Liu Yuan drop the wine jug just now, Xu Hongji, who was a little dissatisfied with Liu Yuan's pretentiousness, laughed a little in his heart, what's wrong with this person, he couldn't hold things back just now, and now a wine jug is also out of his hand, it is simply powerless, I didn't expect that just dropping a wine jug made him feel inspired and get such a peerless good.

As soon as the couplet came out, everyone focused their eyes on Xu Hongji, and the face they saw changed on the spot, and then their faces became more and more solemn, their brows were tightly locked, and their foreheads wrinkled out of a "Chuan".

After a long time, Xu Hongji saluted Liu Yuan: "Sure enough, there is a sky outside the sky, a mountain and a mountain high, Brother Liu is talented, the younger brother is shallow in learning, and he is willing to bow to the wind, I really underestimate the talent of Yangzhou, I used to be young and frivolous, and I pretended to be Mr. Jiudou, from now on, I will only call Xu Hongji, please don't say anything about Mr. Jiudou." ”

After speaking, he walked to the side of the boat in three steps and two steps, jumped up, "fluttered", practiced the color he just said, jumped down into the lake, and swam ashore by himself ~~~~~

Everyone stared at Liu Yuan's still childish face, and sighed in their hearts: Demon, you actually forced Xu Hongji, the head of the northern talents, to jump into the lake......

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