Chapter Seventy-Three on the Boat
After the departure of the fleet, the group was very energetic. Especially the guards in the gambling house, they basically never left the capital, let alone took a boat. Everyone looked at the scenery on both sides of the Grand Canal with great interest. It looks like a migrant worker who has taken a train for the first time in modern times, and has been lying on the window of the train to watch the scenery. But from the next day, there were people on board who were seasick one after another.
The seasickness seemed to be contagious, and gradually, a small half of the people began to vomit happily, and the whole cabin smelled of buckets of swill. The most exaggerated is Yang Goudan, who vomits and howls at the same time. Let's cry, just cry, he still sang a song in his mouth that couldn't be heard clearly, as if someone had died in his family, and he was crying in the mourning hall. provoked his four children to watch with relish.
The eldest shopkeeper Zheng was very energetic, and he proudly showed off that he was used to taking boats from south to north when he was young. What's even more strange is that all the women, up to Zhao Ruya with the old woman, down to Xiaojie, none of them are seasick, which is really impressive: women are indeed made of water.
To Wu Shigong's incredibleness, he knew for the first time that horses would also get seasick. Wu Shigong didn't know that this horse also has a northern horse and a southern horse. Wu Shigong's horses are all northern horses, so he is not used to taking a boat at all. If it was Nanma taken from Nanjing Taifu Temple at that time, there would be no such problem.
Several horses fell to their knees in a state of exhaustion. No matter how good it is for people to get seasick, Wu Shigong is not distressed, but if the horse is good, Wu Shigong will have a pain in the flesh. So, on the third day, Wu Shigong instructed the boatman to dock the boat to the market town on the edge of a canal, and sent someone to the market town to call a doctor.
The doctor who came saw that he was seasick, and unhurriedly prescribed a prescription for Wu Shigong and them to grab the medicine, and told Wu Shigong to grab more medicine according to this prescription, because this medicine also has a preventive effect. Wu Shigong is also as good as a stream, and he has caught a lot more. Then ask the doctor: Where can I get a veterinarian? The doctor glanced at Wu Shigong and told him that this medicine can also cure the seasickness of horses, but to increase the dosage, just use three servings.
Wu Shigong was absolutely speechless, he didn't expect that this doctor would have a part-time job as a veterinarian. However, the medicine did work, and all the people and horses gradually became more and more vigorous. Of course, the pharmacy recommended by the doctor also made a small profit, and Wu Shigong grabbed a total of 150 pairs of medicines in order to treat people and horses, including those prepared.
There was no entertainment on the boat, so the little girl pestered Wu Shigong to tell her stories every day, which annoyed Wu Shigong so much that she couldn't do it. Zuihou, Wu Shigong really doesn't have anything in his stomach. I could only reluctantly talk about a fantasy novel I read on the Internet in my previous life, but I didn't expect the little girl to love to listen to it.
At this moment, Wu Shigong began to broadcast a radio series to the little girl, which also made him breathe a sigh of relief, at least he had a long time to deal with this little ancestor. Of course, Wu Shigong can't remember the fantasy novel completely, but this problem is easy to solve, that is, to make it up.
Anyway, fantasy novels are simple, and the plot is the same: the protagonists are all big heroes, and the beauties are all embraced when they see them. They have nine rings on their bodies for a while, and nine beads on their bodies, and they have nine sets on their bodies. However, how does this statement feel more and more obscene the more you hear it?
Li Xin, who was about to separate, was tired of being in Zhao Ruya's room every day, and even slept at night. choked Wu Shigong enough. After such a long time, Li Xin saw Wu Shigong, although he was still a little cold, but at least he could talk for a while.
Zhao Ruya discovered Wu Shigong's depression, and she was also naughty with a good show. It's just that when no one is around, he will kiss Wu Shigong on the face as a comfort to Wu Shigong.
Xiuzhu also discovered her young master's troubles, she is really a caring little padded jacket. One day, she came to Wu Shigong's side and said to Wu Shigong: "Young master, in fact, the slave has grown up. Then, Xiuzhu hinted to Wu Shigong: Wu Shigong can go to Xiuzhu's cabin to find her at night.
However, before Wu Shigong's answer, the bamboo rhyme didn't know where it came from. She retorted to Xiuzhu and said, "Even if my uncle comes tonight, he should also find a slave for me." The slave is the leader of the big maid. ”
Wu Shigong is no longer surprised, anyway, the topic of the "two bamboos" debate is always so strange and incredible.
Of course, it is impossible for Wu Shigong to find any of the "two bamboos" tonight. There is little space on the ship, and the bamboo rhyme and embroidered bamboo are lived in the same cabin. Not necessarily at night, Wu Shigong and a maid "vomited, vomited", and another maid watched from the sidelines? Wu Shigong is not the protagonist of Dongre.
However, Wu Shigong is not a fool, so he will not refuse the kindness of bamboo rhyme and embroidered bamboo. So, Wu Shigong didn't even look coy, so he announced to the two little maids: When they arrive in Henan and return to Germany, everyone will settle down. Wu Shigong will hold a ceremony with Zhao Ruya first. Then, there will also be a ceremony with bamboo rhyme and embroidered bamboo. After the ceremony, they will be officially taken in.
At this time, Wu Shigong has a feeling like a bird in a cage. When he was in the capital, Wu Shigong's identity as a son-in-law always constrained him more or less. And the gentleness and thoughtfulness of his little wife Xue Yufei and her pregnancy also made Wu Shigong a little worried. In addition, due to the obscenity of his father-in-law Xue Lian, those who invited Wu Shigong to the banquet must have arranged a wine venue, and there will definitely be no flower sky. This made Wu Shigong a little helpless and unwilling at that time.
And now, that is the real Tiangao Emperor far away! Wu Shigong is looking forward to taking a look at the Qinglou culture of the Ming Dynasty. Isn't it true that in many modern film and television works, the talented and beautiful women in the ancient Qinglou are always depicted? Wu Shigong is also a talent, and he is also a great talent!
In the subsequent journey, Wu Shigong and the others, the seasickness had slowed down, so they called a meeting of the main leaders. I thought about how they should train the army after returning to Germany in Henan, and came up with a rough framework.
Attending this meeting were: Xue Yongli and the ten small leaders of the Xue Mansion guards; Zhou patrolled the three of them and Qian Qi; Zheng shopkeeper, now he is no longer the shopkeeper, so he is called his name - Zheng Zhen; He Fei lying on his stomach and the two captains of the gambling house guards. There are also two very strange people to participate: one is Yang Goudan, who was forced by Wu Shigong to participate; The other is the book and ink that the dead skin and face want to participate in.
Unexpectedly, after the meeting began, the taste of the meeting completely changed. Wu Shigong also almost completely lost his dominance in the meeting. And for the occurrence of this situation, Wu Shigong can only have bitterness and can't say it.