Chapter 65 Old Q Spirit
It's a bit embarrassing for a big man to worry about a pregnant woman, all he can do is just roar two throats, Lu Qingqing leaned forward with his stomach straight, meaning that he has the ability to hit the stomach and hit the soles of his feet.
You can't fight there, Yun Hou Ye can only be angry at Han Niu, standing in the yard like a pillar and bumping into him without knowing how to dodge, the muscles like iron bumps all over his body make Yun Zheng feel like he hit an iron plate.
The Yun family has become chaotic now, there is a porter who likes to entertain passers-by with the Yun family's expensive tea in the concierge, there is a housekeeper who laughs all day long, there is a general who likes to study when he has nothing to do, and a second fool servant who wears a jacket to dry his chest muscles without wearing a padded jacket on a cold day, plus a vicious dog that no one in the entry, it is difficult for the Yun family not to become a picky topic for Tokyo.
Yun Zheng never uses his hands when he fights Han Niu now, he usually uses a stick, this guy who claims to have practiced kung fu to the extreme of the Thirteen Taibao After being beaten with two sticks, he looked at the stick in the hand of the head of the family with contempt, shook his shoulders and didn't know where to hide and grinned.
Usually at this time, the monkey will appear like a ghost, and he will definitely hold a copy of "Spring and Autumn" in his hand that he can't understand at all, so when Yun Zheng hears a grudge like "The little one is already twenty", Yun Zheng's anger will be even stronger.
Holding back his anger, he turned his face to look at the ugly face with several pimples on his face due to excessive hormone secretion and said, "You should go and say to the worm, haven't you been touching people for years?" Tell me there's a fart. ”
"I said it, but that girl took a flower hoe and shaved me. He also said that I was a toad and wanted to eat swan meat! "The monkey was a little aggrieved.
Yun Zheng said worriedly: "I think so too, that girl is like a flower, it's a bit miserable to marry you!" ”
The monkey was about to cry, and shook the "Spring and Autumn" in his hand and said aggrievedly: "I know that he likes to read books with a white face, and when those Jinshi lords gave you a gift a while ago, the little ones found that the eyes of the insects were glowing." That's why I'm holding a book and reading it all day long, but this face is probably not white when it follows Hou Ye's wind and sun. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, Zhou Tong and them are also black-faced, expecting the people who come back from Lingnan to be white and pure, they are simply dreaming. Your marquis, I also have a black face now. Never mind. Just tell me how you want Master Hou to help you? ”
When the monkey heard this, he immediately smiled happily, and wanted to put his big mouth next to Hou Ye's ear and whisper, but was kicked away by Yun Zheng. I had to lower my voice and said, "Isn't it over if you ask Madame to make the decision and give the little worm to the little one?" ”
Yun Zheng said: "This is not a good idea. Only a slave will be the master and the master. The worm is a slave, you are not, according to the law of the Great Song Dynasty, you are just a servant who serves at home. It's not a slave who sells himself into slavery, the Great Song Dynasty is now amending the law to gradually abolish the slave status, which is not feasible! ”
Yun Zheng replied very simply, the monkey and the Han Niu are both generals recruited by themselves, but they are not slaves, they will be of great use in the future, how dare they break their identity,
Yun Zheng didn't care about identity before, but after arriving in Tokyo, he found that the social environment that seemed relaxed on the surface was actually very hierarchical, and the servant was killed by his master, and the Kaifeng Mansion would treat it as a big case, but if the slave was killed, it would be over as soon as he threw it at the mass grave.
The monkey will be an official in the future no matter what, and once people find out that he has a slave wife, he will still be a fart official.
What Yun Zheng can't figure out the most is the Lu family, the slavery of the little worm is still in the Lu family, she is basically part of Lu Qingqing's dowry, if Yun Zheng and Lu Qingqing reconcile, Lu Qingqing will take away his dowry with Xiao Worm and a few maids and servants, these are the back roads prepared by the Lu family for their daughters, even Lu Qingqing himself has no right to give Xiao Worm a good treatment, and this matter Lu Qingqing tried to ask his father for these maids and servants' documents, but she Lao Tzu refused. What do you want to do with money, people, don't give it.
Yun Zheng saw that the monkey was still going to speak, so he slapped back what he was going to say, and said angrily: "If you dare to surrender your identity, just wait to be beaten to death, if you want your wife to talk about it, your current net worth is at least 1,000 yuan, right?" Coupled with your future, let alone marrying a slave, even an ordinary official daughter can marry, so let Lao Liao find you a matchmaker and promise to marry a wife who is like a flower and jade. ”
The monkey's face twitched, and he said loudly: "If the little one wants a beautiful woman, there are many in the Qinglou, this is to marry a wife!" After finishing speaking, he left, and a good copy of "Spring and Autumn" was crumpled into a lump by him.
This is the first time that the monkey has been angry at Yun Zheng, and it seems that the words just now have poked at the sore spot.
Yun Zheng sat in the chair under the porch worriedly, beckoning Lao Liao, who had been eavesdropping, to come over, this thing had to think of a way.
"This bastard thing just owes a beating! regarded Hou Ye's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. As soon as Lao Liao came over, he gritted his teeth and cursed.
"It's all fucking donkeys, and the worm is Madame's dowry to put it bluntly, I went to ask Madame's dowry is not enough to shame money? What do you think this guy's mind looks like? I have to marry a worm, why didn't I see how good that girl was? ”
Lao Liao cursed a few words with Hou Ye's tone, the monkey didn't know what to do, but seeing that he seemed to have another way, Yun Zheng asked: "Is there any way to say, the Lu family refuses to let go of the good, and I can't force others to do anything?" ”
Lao Liao smiled and said: "Master Hou, you are a person who does big things, how can you understand these dirty things in these small doorways, and Madam will not care about this kind of work, you can just leave it to the old slave to do it." ”
Of course, Yun Zheng knows that Lao Liao has a way, but marriage always needs to be agreed by both people, right?
Lao Liao shook his head and smiled: "The blind can see the future of the monkey, as long as the Hou Ye goes out again, the monkey will become the general who leads the army, how can the worm and the monkey get along for many years and not know the truth, in the eyes of the old slave, the worm is a good boy, worried about delaying the future of the monkey, so he said such a heartless word, Hou Ye rest assured, the old slave will arrange it." ”
Yun Zheng nodded and said to Lao Liao: "Then you go and ask Madame and get her consent." ”
Lao Liao arched his hand and went to the back house to discuss with Lu Qingqing.
Unknowingly, he became the master of the chicken and the dog, and the people of the Yun family hid far away when they saw the head of the family, and wanted to see Yun Er's work, but they were blocked by an official before they passed through the moon gate, saying that the Ministry of Industry is heavy and idlers are exempt.
Yun Zheng thought for a while before he figured out that this was his home and not the Ministry of Industry, so he was going to find someone to come over and blow this official out, and saw Mr. Peng Li walking over on crutches.
"The most important thing in a person's thinking is continuity, you don't want to mix it blindly, Yun Yue and Su Shi Su Zhe are very thoughtful, you don't impose your thinking on these three children, and when they finish the model manufacturing, everyone will start to discuss and revise."
"I think I can help them myself......"
Mr. Peng Li paused for the crutches in his hand and went back, as for what Yun Zheng said, the old man didn't want to listen to it at all, and that damn Ministry of Industry official actually asked Yun Zheng to go out, saying that this is the rule set by His Majesty.
Damn imperial power is always omnipresent, like a virus to invade every cell of your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and will even try to command your brain, eager to do everything for you, from the whole world is not the king's land, the shore of the land is not the king's minister, you can know that even when you are married to Dunlun, in fact, they are in place of the emperor Dunlun, because the women in the world belong to the emperor.
Thinking that the emperor was being cuckolded by men all over the world, Yun Zheng's mood was inexplicably better, this precious old Q spirit was the pillar of Yun Zheng's survival in the Great Song Dynasty.
"God's imperial power, definitely God's imperial power, there's nothing wrong with that! Let's continue to discuss the situation in the northwest, your idea of going to Qinzhou has been rejected by the emperor three times, it seems that no one wants you to have extraneous branches at this time, after all, the whole world is safe and happy, but you yourself are thinking about how to recapture Hehuang from the Qingtang people, this is definitely not good. ”
Di Qing didn't want to talk to Yun Zheng about imperial power at all, and after giving the most affirmative answer, he decisively changed the topic, he thought that it was much more interesting to discuss the gains and losses in the northwest than to discuss what was going on with imperial power.
"The big tiger is going to die, the little tiger hasn't grown up yet, this is the best time to make a deployment, I don't know what those people think, don't take advantage of Qingtang's weakest time to plot it, do you have to wait until Dong Yu, Qingyi and Ghost Chapter all grow up?" Yun Zheng said lightly, he was rejected three times, and he didn't have any hope.
"You are not the only one in the world, you are the only one who divides, co-opts, murders, and divides these methods, you didn't go to Qinzhou, I heard that Fu Bi went to Qinzhou, and your old friend Chong Yu became the commander of Qinfeng Road, what you said is that everyone is actively carrying out, and we don't need to worry about it, only when it comes to fighting, is it time for us to dispatch."
Di Qing fried tea in a small red clay stove, while talking to Yun Zheng, the emperor rewarded Xiaolongtuan tea, and heard that Yun Zheng didn't like it, so he took Yun Zheng's share together.
Watching Di Qing drink those turquoise tea soups, Yun Zheng took out his teapot and drank the flower tea slowly, the quality of the flower tea in Shuzhong this year is very good.
"We've been reduced to thugs, and I think I should have tattoos on my chest, on my back, on both arms, and hang naked in the streets, that's what a thug looks like." (To be continued......)
PS: Chapter 1