Chapter 62: Bugging
In order to solve the problem of food and clothing at night, instead of begging on the street, he can only follow Su Zhao's method to perform on the street, I believe he did have this experience thirty years ago.
The three of them split up in the city to search for things that could be used in the arts, and agreed to meet in separate places after an hour. Xia Chuxin first found a sword-casting shop, so that he could say that he was given an iron sword without a blade. Looking at this long sword of about one meter three and thinking that Su Zhao was about to swallow it, that scene was too spectacular, if he really had such a stunt, then his image in his heart would be greatly changed.
On the way to the agreed place, he also picked up a sledgehammer, thinking that Su Zhao was just useful when he performed the chest breaking boulder, so he happily dragged it on. When he was about to arrive at the agreed place, he saw Xia Duo standing there with a spear from a distance, and Su Zhao on the opposite side was walking with difficulty with a large stone slab on his back, and he couldn't help but be a little moved, after all, everyone was not discouraged at this time, whether they were noble sons or princes before, now they are always working hard for a faith. With the big sword on his back, he dragged the stone hammer and quickened his pace towards the two of them.
Xia Duo saw Su Zhao coming over with a slate on his back to help, and the two of them took some effort to put this big slate on the ground, and it seemed that the weight of this slate was not light. Xia Chuxin felt a little inexplicably distressed for Su Zhao, after swallowing the big sword, he still had to carry such a large stone slab on his chest, it was really difficult for him to live.
"Oh, yes, yes, but I'm tired of this king, this king finally stole it on the construction site where people built houses, no, no, borrowed this slate." Su Zhao said.
Xia Chuxin glanced at him and said, "You are a great Chu prince, can you not be so unruly in doing things?" Eat overlord meals and steal the stone slabs that other people build houses? ”
Su Zhao was full of grievances, his old face was bulging, and he was still a little cute, and said: "This king doesn't want to, this king is not afraid that we will die in a foreign land." ”
"Forget it, the king of Qinghe County is also for everyone, not to mention that we can't take care of that in our current situation." Summer Duo played the round road.
It's really strange, how did the relationship between the three of them suddenly become like this? Su Zhao, who has always regarded the princess's mansion as a thorn in the flesh, has become a caring uncle who thinks about the two of them everywhere, and Xia Duo, who is black-faced and cold-hearted, has become a peacemaker in the threesome, and it seems that only he has become a resentful woman who ignores everything from the second lady who doesn't care about everything. It's a lot of fun.
"Okay, then let's start, I said uncle, you are very experienced, and this show is all up to you." Xia Chuxin didn't want to waste time, it would be dark again after a while, and there was no food for a few people in the guard camp today.
Su Zhao instantly smiled, looked at the things that the two of them recovered, and arranged: "After a while, let's carry the things to the downtown area first, there are many people there, we may be able to earn a few more, Tianduo is good, just perform the spear and sword dance, you two brothers and sisters can also perform a chest broken boulder for everyone, according to my experience, this chest broken boulder is the most attractive, but you can be more careful, the power of the hammer must be grasped." ”
Hearing him say that he had been arranging for these two people for a long time, but he had chosen them cleanly, Xia Chuxin asked, "Then what are you doing?" ”
"Hehe," Su Zhao got up and smiled, and said, "I look like a rich and noble person, I can stand in the crowd and pretend to be a visitor, and encourage everyone to give money." Let me tell you, this drag is also very difficult to do, and it is a test of acting skills. But don't worry, after all, uncle and I have life and experience, and we will definitely make a lot of money today. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the brothers and sisters of the Xia family viciously pressing towards him, Su Zhao's face turned pale, and he hurriedly flattered: "That, I can also perform a show for everyone, and I have also practiced the spear for a while." ”
The two were not satisfied, and continued to press him, Su Zhao hurriedly said: "I can also dance the sword,"
Xia Chuxin interrupted him by shaking the big sword he was holding in his hand, and said, "It's not a sword dance, it's a sword swallow." ”
Su Zhao couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he looked at the long sword of the black forest, and then looked at the murderous aura on the faces of the two of them, nodded helplessly, and said, "Swallow, swallow." ”
Xia Chuxin pointed to the stone slab on the ground again, and said, "There is also a big stone on your chest." ”
Su Zhao hurriedly replied: "No problem, no problem, I am the most experienced in this, I am very particular about hammering, to ensure that the strength is just right, and the stones are sparse." ”
"Cut, beautiful you." Xia Chuxin snorted coldly, "I'll hammer and crush your chest." ”
"Huh?" Su Zhao's face was like ashes, and he said nervously: "Uncle, I am so old, how can you bear it, uncle's greatest wish is to return to Chucheng alive." ”
"Don't worry, if you die, our brother and sister will definitely bring your corpse back to Dachu and let you return to your roots." Xia Chuxin frightened.
Su Zhao knew that she was joking, but she was still full of worry, she was really cheap, blowing what kind of fire swallowing sword and crushing boulder in her chest, knowing that she was not the opponent of this brother and sister, this time she really lifted a stone and hit herself in the foot.
After arranging together, the three of them picked up their temporary belongings and walked towards the downtown area. The people of this Jing ancient city do not communicate with the outside, and they were full of curiosity when they saw the three people in strange clothes, but now these three foreigners are still carrying stone slabs in the downtown area, and after a while, a circle of people surrounded them, Xia Chuxin thought to himself that God blessed, and even shouting was saved. Xia Chuxin thought about the words of the artists in the TV series he watched before, organized the language, and said to the crowd of onlookers: "Ladies and gentlemen of Jinggucheng, our uncle and nephew went south from the Central Plains to do business. ”
The crowd kept whispering but no one talked to Xia Chuxin, this scene was slightly embarrassing, Xia Chuxin said again: "Fellow villagers, fathers, we are not liars or beggars, we just want to earn some hometown entanglement with our own hands, I have long heard that the people of Jinggu City are warm and hospitable, and we have just entered the city." ”
After saying this, someone answered the conversation, and a middle-aged man in the crowd who looked quite loyal said: "If you want to say that our Jing ancient people are naturally kind and enthusiastic, you just have to act, and we will definitely have a reward for doing a good job." ”
The three of them stepped down on their hearts. First of all, Xia Duo played a set of spearmanship, one move and one style were quite imposing, and won a good start, Xia Chuxin picked up a broken bowl out of nowhere and walked around the crowd, and there was even some broken money. Xia Duo finished a set of marksmanship, and everyone applauded in unison. Someone in the crowd shouted, "What else, hurry." ”
Xia Chuxin said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll give you a big move right away." After that, he stabbed Su Zhao and said, "Hey, your chance to show your face has come." Aren't you fire-breathing? Come on, spray one. ”
Su Zhao squirmed: "It's not that I don't want to spray, we don't have fire-breathing props here, and we don't even have a little fire oil, so we can't spray it." ”
"Then you didn't say it earlier? If you can't breathe fire, you can swallow the sword, and I can get you this big sword. Xia Chuxin said and took out the big sword.
When Su Zhao looked at this sword, it was almost taller than Xia Chuxin, and he couldn't help but shake his head and said: "Niece, swallowing a sword is a professional soft sword, you made such a big iron sword, do you want me to perform sudden death for everyone??" ”
"You don't talk nonsense, this can't do that, I should have thought that you were just an old bastard who talks nonsense, my brother and I will tie you up and give it to Ajia Toast now, I don't believe that I can't exchange a few big money enough for us to go back to Dachu." Xia Chuxin's patience has been completely grinded, and what he said is really from the bottom of his heart.
Su Zhao saw that she was really moving, so he hurriedly pulled her arm and said, "Hey, look at it, look at it, or be young and vigorous." Broken boulders in the chest, broken boulders in the chest. ”
"Hmph, hmph." Xia Chuxin sneered, pressed Su Zhao to a long bench, turned his head to greet Xia Duo, and the two of them moved the big stone slab to Su Zhao's body, Su Zhao's face was pale and he didn't dare to resist, so he could only let them manipulate himself.
Some of the onlookers had seen this, so they excitedly shouted: "Oh, this is good, this is a big stone in the chest." ”
Xia Chuxin rubbed his hands and shouted at the crowd: "Look at the excitement, come here, everyone has a good time, don't forget to give two rewards." ”
From time to time, there was a urging voice from the crowd, saying, "Hurry up, the reward is indispensable." ”
handed over the broken bowl to Xia Duo, Xia Duo walked towards the crowd with low eyebrows, and his worries were obviously a little unnecessary, how many people at this time called him Xia Dagongzi holding the broken bowl and asking for money? All eyes are on the upcoming performance on the field.
"Hey, hurry up, hurry up."
Xia Chuxin shook his arms, pricked the horse, raised the sledgehammer in his hand, and said, "It's coming." Everybody, just look at it. ”
After that, he raised the hammer high, and when the hammer fell, Su Zhao hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, if we get a reward in a while, we can get fifty-five points, otherwise I won't act." ”
Xia Chuxin couldn't help but laugh and said, "I'm really worried about your IQ, what kind of bargaining chips do you have in your current situation?" One nine, my brother and I nine, you one. ”
Su Zhao was dissatisfied, struggled to get up, and said, "One nine? My life is in danger, why am I only one? ”
Xia Chuxin raised his foot and stepped on the stone slab, pressed him down, and said, "Uncle, you have thought about it, if you want to go down with my hammer, your chest or this big stone may be broken first." If it's 19 points, I guarantee you'll be unharmed. ”
It's just a villain's ambition. Su Zhao wants to cry without tears, there is no good thing in this princess's mansion. But what can Su Zhao do? Su Zhao is also very helpless.