118.Bone Miscellaneous Talk (2)

118.Bone Miscellaneous Talk (2)

But he said that the inn was here-

"Two clean rooms with hot water for bathing. Brush the horses that feed us, and clean the beans. ”

Wu Ge took off the hat and threw a ingots onto the counter, and the shopkeeper looked at the ingots first, and then looked at the people, which was very surprised. Wu Ge didn't know what he meant, and frowned: "Isn't it enough?" Don't think I don't know what's going on here. ”

"Enough, enough, guest upstairs, please!" The shopkeeper was just a little surprised by his appearance, this Qingya is mostly a villain and a rough man, when did there be such a delicate swordsman? Carefully picked up the ingots and bit them, thought about it in his heart, and asked, "Two?" ”

Wu Ge's eyes turned outward, signaling that the other person was still outside the door. The shopkeeper stretched out his neck and saw a man in white tying up a horse. That horse is really rare, the whole body is snow-white without a single stray hair, but it is completely black below the legs, as if wearing four boots, it looks ridiculous.

It's ridiculous, but it has an elegant name, called "Treading Ink", for the four black legs. Feng Lin once disagreed: "What is it called? Call Boots! Boots are colloquially appropriate. ”

It is indeed very popular and appropriate, Wu Ge felt comfortable when he saw the four black legs stepping on ink, and couldn't help thinking: Shenjun should take a common name, just like the children of a rich and noble family take a cheap name, in order to make a living. Of course, such a selfish horse breeding theory can only be thought about in my heart, Feng Qiwu will not agree to the name of his favorite horse "Boots".

Soon, Feng Qiwu tied his love horse and stepped into the inn, glanced around, and praised: "Although the sparrow is small, it has all the organs." ”

This time, the shopkeeper was completely straightened, and praised again and again: "It's rare, it's rare!" ”

Suddenlyβ€”

"Weird, weird!" Insert a discordant sound.

"Rare" and "strange" both have rare meanings, but it's hard to say whether they are good or bad.

"Who pretends to be a ghost." Wu Ge swept around, only to see a ragged warlock who could be called a beggar sitting on the threshold, his waist was full of tattered magic weapons, his single palm was erected on his chest, and a string of red prayer beads was hung on his thumb. Although he meditated with his eyes closed, he dangled as if he couldn't sit still, and he only exaggerated and sighed "weird".

Wu Ge pointed to the ink and asked him: "But four legs and one head, what's so strange?" ”

The old warlock opened his eyes lightly, and was instantly dumbfounded: "Horse?!" Then he grinned and waved his hand again and again: "Go, if you don't open your eyes, what do you have to say." ”

Wu Ge's face darkened, and the shopkeeper had already come out: "Old beggar, why are you again?" Why don't you squat under a tree, why are you coming up to me? Hurry up, go, don't wait for me to get a broom. ”

"Beggars?" The warlock felt deeply humiliated, and jumped up: "Who is the beggar?" Look at these, magic weapons! Do you know the magic weapon??? "Straighten your waist and shoot the tattered things at a high price," I just meditated, and I saw a great nobleman, and I came to meet the old man. After speaking, he posted it in front of Feng Qiwu, and Wu Ge blocked it with a horizontal knife: "What do you want to do?" ”

Seeing this posture, the shopkeeper was busy with Feng and Wu Zuoyi: "This old beggar is a half-fairy, and the gods of the day are talking and deceiving the passers-by, and the guest officials don't have to pay attention to him. He was a peacemaker, not only for fear of the customers fighting in the store, but also for persuading the warlock to leave quickly.

I didn't want the warlock but didn't appreciate it, and mocked:

"The shopkeeper is bad, although the noble is rich, the rich are not necessarily expensive, for example, the old shopkeeper you, you have countless customers, rich is rich, may you say that you are expensive? It's an old way to rotten your tongue. ”

This person calls himself a Taoist priest, but he acts like a naughty boy, which reminds Feng Qiwu of his master, and he feels kind at the moment, and wants to slip him away.

Pressed Wu Ge's knife, paced over with his negative hand, and asked, "Then you blame me?" What did you say about me? I don't know what I'm worthy? What's the blame? ”

The warlock was overjoyed, stretched out his nose and sniffed, and stared at his face carefully, and finally was completely convinced, and opened his mouth to say: "Your heartless sandalwood bone is one in ten thousand, with dragon qi on your body, you must be a high-ranking person who enters and exits the court, this is not expensive?" Isn't it strange that the nobles of the Imperial City came to this poor country in the guise of swordsmen? ”

Wu Ge's heart was shocked, the hand holding the knife suddenly tightened, Feng Qiwu's eyes changed, he didn't dare to take it lightly, looked at the Taoist priest's eyes, turned around and said coldly: "Nonsense!" Lone eagle, let's go. ”

When the warlock saw him leaving, he was anxious, and hurriedly apologized: "Okay, I say in vain, don't mind the nobles." To be honest, I have an urgent matter and I want your help from you. ”

This old and evil man, it is better to have less contact, Feng Qiwu avoided it wholeheartedly, and would never care about his nossy affairs, and said indifferently: "Don't be idle", so he left him and went upstairs with Wu Ge.

It is said that this old way is the half-fairy under the locust tree, and in this life there was a chance to take off the mortal womb and become a full immortal, but the qualifications were not enough, so he had to make up for it. Twenty years ago, he met a male doll with bright bones, the sky and the earth show the pink ball cute, a small mouth to ask him to hug, the half-fairy heart like it, can't help but move the heart of compassion, want to do the method of fighting poison with poison, the treasure of the blood Bodhi to him, to suppress the bones in the glamorous, to keep a good life.

Unexpectedly, this rare and unrequited mercy was exchanged for a good beating by the doll's bastard father, and- took off his pants and beat him on the street!

In broad daylight, the flow of people is like weaving, picking up pants!!

At that time, he was a fledgling, young and vigorous, and he was taken off his pants on the street like that, and he was half-immortal and had to have a face to mix it up again? In a fit of anger, he went away from home, and when he left, he threatened, "I want you to be a bully local snake and repent of breaking your intestines."

It's a pity that the will of heaven makes people, and it is unknown whether the snake on the ground has broken its intestines, and he regrets breaking his intestines.

A few years ago, his senior brother, who was proficient in astrology and was about to feather, found him and said: "In this life, you have the opportunity to make a great merit and help the 'Big Dipper Heavenly Pivot' resolve the fateful calamity. ”

The half-immortal is obsessed with bone physiognomy and does not know much about astrology, but he also knows that the "Beidou Tianshu" sits in the Beidou Shougong, commonly known as "greedy wolf" and "Xiaogang Xing". At that moment, my heart jumped and asked: "But is it 'greedy wolf' Zhixing?" What does it have to do with my Blood Bodhi? ”

The senior brother shook his feather fan lightly and sighed in a low voice, saying that the greedy wolf star in this world is flickering, and it seems to have a demonic state, which should be because of the demon bones. The greedy wolf of the constellation, the peach blossom in the water, how can he be blessed with demon bones? The savior is still a demon in the world, it was only in your string of blood Bodhi. And today, the pivot star is dim, and there is almost no universe, I am afraid that it will be weak to return to the sky.

Do you say that a half-immortal can not regret it, and what life will you wait until you miss it in this life? Senior brothers and younger brothers have ascended to immortals one after another, but they are still wandering around in the world, although they say that they don't care, but in fact, they are calling in their dreams: God, even if you give me a little earth immortal, it's so wow!

Today, the half-immortal finally saw hope again - that heartless sandalwood was actually infected with demonic energy, although it was so faint that it was about to disappear, but it could still capture that trace of purity. The half-immortal is sure that mortals can give birth to such pure and beautiful bones, only that little gang star, almost like a fox demon, he is very sure.

If the half-immortal wants to become an immortal, he must ask the whereabouts of Xiao Gangxing from the mouth of the nobleman, after all, the senior brother said "the weakness to return to the sky", not "the weakness to return to the sky", and if you work hard, you can still remedy it.

Senior brother, junior brother, you wait, I will go and complete that great merit, and the great nobles ignore me, heh, can't I do it?

Even after two days of driving, the iron beaten people were also tired, bathing in the room, the heat was thick, Feng Qiwu slept very deeply, and the hand that had changed the bandage was originally on the edge of the bath bucket, but at this time he suddenly smashed into the water, and he was awakened by the sound of water.

How did you fall asleep? After being stunned for a moment, I couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, so I could only change the dressing for the injury again.

It is said that burns are difficult to heal, and this is true, even more so in Feng Qiwu's hands. He rode the horse all the way, and his hands could not be rested, and the situation was even worse, so he opened it to see that it was already inflamed.

Feng Qiwu's hand, very different from ordinary people, the strange scriptures are intertwined, the martial veins are gathered, it is very precious, and it can't be injured at all, once it is injured, the internal force is greatly reduced, and in serious cases, it will affect the heart.

When the Venerable gave him exercises, he reminded him: The sharp weapon of your life will also become your life. "Maharaja Heavenly Hand" is based on imperial qi, changing the meridians of both hands, connecting the ten fingers and the atrium, so no matter what, protect your hands. However, Rashomon Zun "forgot" to tell Feng Qiwu: "Maharaja Heavenly Hand" is the name of the main god of the Esoteric Great Freedom Heaven - Maharaja Shuluo Tian, once cultivated, you must devote yourself to the Immortal Buddha Dao, otherwise the flesh and bones of the mortal fetus will suffer even more.

That's right, in a sense, Feng Qiwu was tricked into the mountain gate. Hey, don't say much about the past, Zuo is just a gain and a loss, apprentice tea, stunts have also been learned, you can't blame him as soon as you know the disadvantages.

Regarding this stunt, the people in the rivers and lakes are called the Heavenly Demon Hand, because no one has ever seen it, and they have a deep misunderstanding about it. They thought it was a kind of palm technique, urging internal force to hurt people invisibly, but in fact, it was gathering qi into a blade, relying entirely on external force to hurt people.

If you really want to calculate it, Feng Qiwu's internal strength is not very deep, at his age, he is busy with political affairs every day, and he is not obsessed with martial arts, how can he cultivate a high level of deep internal strength. The internal strength is not deep, but it is not shallow, and meditation is still enough.

Just after transporting a week, the door was suddenly swept open by force, and Wu Ge said outside the door: "I can't stay here, the lord leaves, and I will lead the horse." After saying that, he picked up the knife and left, Feng Qiwu didn't ask the reason, grabbed his bags, put on his hat and stepped out of the window.

The momentum was huge, and the inn was already full of officers and soldiers, and there were people outside the inn, all with faces. The strong man with his head is bald and has no eyebrows, and his expression is vicious.

I saw him kicking the table and stool, and threatening the shopkeeper while picking his teeth with his little finger: "I know that the people who come to our Qingya are not good birds, and usually when the wind blows, you old fritters rush to report to the residents and help them escape the search." But today, the owner of this village borrowed troops to come, neither to make trouble nor to arrest people, in order to help my girl bring back Ruyi Langjun - you know, she is notoriously picky, notoriously irritable, and the years of delay have grown to twenty-five or sixteen, and she has not looked down on her. I heard that you have just lived in a noble person here, the appearance is one in a million, the conversation is very good, the owner of the village I specially came to help the girl to see, to make this marriage, not only I have no worries, you can also get a large amount of thanks. But if you run away from him, you can't do happy things, don't blame me for not reminding you, the owner of this village has always saluted first and then soldiers, and he is not forgiving! ”

Hearing this bullshit theory, Wu Ge almost didn't snort and snorted out loud, he thought that the exposure of Lord Feng's identity attracted the people of the Yamen, but it turned out that he was forced to marry - it was inexplicable and unreasonable!

When the shopkeeper saw him coming, he was expecting to be able to break the siege, but he didn't want him to just carry a knife and move forward, and he didn't look at Boss Yu, so he hurriedly shouted: "Guest officer, please stay and speak clearly, otherwise the shop will be annoying!" ”

"Is that him?" Boss Yu glanced at it a few times, seemed very satisfied, and said, "Young man, I'm afraid you have to come with me." With a wave of his hand, all the officials surrounded Wu Ge. Wu Ge knife turned a turn and retreated two people in a row, and then quickly cut off the lasso, flew on the horse's back, and said: "Dare to force a passer-by, it's unheard of, old horseman, don't say how your daughter is, just from you you can get a glimpse of one or two, officials are not officials, bandits are not bandits, strange women, strange Taoists, I think this green cliff should also be cured!" After saying that, he shook the reins, shouted "Death to those who stand in my way", and led the ink to break through the encirclement!

At the entrance of the town, Feng Qiwu, who already knew what was going on, lifted the hanging veil on the hat, looked at the half-fairy helplessly, and sighed: "I obeyed you, and you introduced me to the bandit's daughter without even knowing my name." What's wrong with you? As long as it's not tricky, I try. ”

The half-immortal smiled, looking like he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme: "It's not a trouble, just ask a few words, and hope that the noble person will tell you the truth." ”

"Ask."

"Have you been sleeping with a man lately?"

The wind suddenly fell silent.

"Haha, I knew that! This breath mixture is not something that ordinary contact can achieve! The unintentional sandalwood is not taboo for men and women, and it is really good! Hey - what guys have you slept with...... Oh no, I should ask: Is there one of the men you've slept with who is so red that you can't help yourself? ”

Fucking stinky Taoist!

Feng Qiwu walked forward without waiting for him to finish speaking, with "I don't care about crazy people" written on his face, but the half-immortal chased after him, and followed step by step: "What are young people shy about?" I don't want you to tell you the details of the merry life, just tell me who he is and where he is, and I'll look for him. ”

Fucking stinking Taoist!!

Feng Qiwu stopped suddenly, twisted around with a palm, the half-immortal was defenseless, and was knocked away, with his feet facing the sky.

"What are you doing?" The half-immortal jumped up and patted the loess on his buttocks.

"Shame on you! If it weren't for the fact that you're old and have two supernatural powers, it would have been easy for me to kill you. ”

"Eh, scold, scold, don't hit people, hit people, you just hit people, you remind me first!" The stinky Taoist priest with two supernatural powers even dared to shout. Feng Qiwu sneered and said, "I don't know what to say!" It's light to hit you, and if you dare to entangle again, it's cheaper than just one palm. Seeing that the half-immortal was holding the old waist and grinning, he just refused to leave, so he raised his palm and threatened: "Don't get out yet, right?" ”

"Good! This is the roll, this is the roll. The half-immortal turned his back in fear, only to take two steps and turn around, crying and saying, "Just tell me, when I become an immortal, will you bless your wishes?" ”

"No, if you can become an immortal, God is blind." Ruthless refusal to add ridicule.

"Then can I burn high incense for you?"

Curse me? The corners of Feng Qiwu's mouth twitched, and he didn't say anything and began to count: "One, two...... "It doesn't matter, and when the count reaches three, this crooked stinky Taoist priest will be abolished."

How can young people be so angry...... Fortunately, the unintentional sandalwood bone man has lingered incense, as long as he follows him secretly, he can find the beautiful bone in the end! Thinking of this, the half-immortal couldn't help but show his signature smirk.

It's a pity that Feng Qiwu is also a multi-minded, secretly thinking that in order to inquire about this kind of boring thing, the stinky Taoist priest actually chased all the way to the inn, and forced himself to run to the entrance of the town. The stinky Taoist priest has a bit of magical powers, if he doesn't give up chasing me to the far side of the town, wouldn't it be a big deal for me!

Think about it, plan from the heart. Feng Qi Wuman said, "The Taoist priest is back." ”

The half-fairy fart is coming.

"For the sake of your age, I've changed my mind. If you're talking about women, I really can't remember, as for men, it's only that oneβ€”I met a few months ago, and the ghost sent the gods a few times, and now it's broken. He was a blind beggar, wandering around, and I don't know where he went. ”

Beggar! Still blind!! - Oh my God, Xiao Gangxing, who was a greedy wolf, has fallen so far! It's all my fault! It's all my fault!!

"Can you tell him his name?"

"Can the Taoist priest tell me the reason for looking for him?"

"The secret of heaven must not be leaked, please bear with me."

Feng Qiwu looked up to the sky and smiled: "Naturally, I will forgive you." His surname is Gou, his name is leftover, I heard that he went to the south to beg, you go south to try, or you can find his traces. ”

"Leftovers?" The half-immortal retracted his joy and showed a puzzled expression: "It's not right......"

"Isn't that right? What's wrong? Feng Qiwu said angrily: "I don't know if it's a pseudonym, Hanako generally doesn't use her real name, that's all I know, you go quickly, don't let me see you again, once you see it, you will be killed immediately!" ”

The monk didn't speak, and the stupid Taoist priest who never spoke believed Feng Qiwu and hurriedly ran back to the locust tree to pack up his belongings. At this time, Wu Ge also came, reported on the inn, and pointed out that "the governor here is bold, and the officials and bandits collude." After reminding Feng Qiwu to take care of it, Feng Qiwu nodded: "Don't worry." "Turn over and get on the horse.

The Taoist priest was poor and didn't have much to do, so he packed his bags in a few clicks, picked up the stick and waved at Feng Qiwu from afar, Feng Qiwu nodded slightly goodbye, and watched him leave cordially.

"You need a stick to walk a long way, where is he going?" Wu Ge felt strange in his heart.

"Go south."

The clouds are receding, the sun is in the sky, and the end is suitable for hurrying. Seeing that the half-immortal jumped and disappeared completely, Feng Qiwu was finally relieved, and urged the horse to say, his clothes flying, and he rushed towards the north like hot lightning.