73. After feigning illness

In the past two days, three strange things have happened in the Prime Minister's Mansion, one of them, the male servant of Si Laiju has disappeared, this is nothing, there are many male servants in Si Laiju, and it doesn't hurt to have one less, but what makes people puzzled is that the prime minister's maidservant, the diligent and conscientious Fengli girl, disappeared overnight, this is the second, and the third is that the prime minister's new favorite Young Master Suo Huan is sick again.

One word after another, which shows people's mood. It is said that this young master Suo Huan, he is really sick, nine days out of ten days, a seven-foot man, it was filled out by medicine, don't look at his medicine jar, hey, it's very fierce, see it and take a detour, if you don't die, touch his moldy head, cross your waist and scold your eight generations of ancestors. Some people even speculated whether Miss Li's disappearance had something to do with him......

"It's coming, it's coming!" Wan Chun rushed into the house, closed the door, picked up the medicine cup that had been prepared earlier, and pretended to pour the medicine. The soup woman in Suo Huan's hand was still on his face one moment ago, but he was stuffed under the bed the next moment, took two plasters and put them on his temples in a serious way, frowned slightly, and after only a moment, his eyes were full of tears.

After Feng Qiwu entered the door, what he saw was the scene where Suo Huan was about to drink medicine, and at the same time, he saw the big open window.

"What's wrong with him?" Feng Qiwu asked.

Wan Chun saw the salute, and returned the salute like this, in short, frightened, chilled, and feverish.

Feng Qiwu went to the bedside to explore Huan's forehead, hot hands, and it was not an ordinary hot hand.

“…… There you are. Suo Huan said weakly.

Before Feng Qiwu could answer, Wan Chun brought a bowl, "Young master, drink medicine." Suo Huan turned his face away and ignored her, Wan Chun could only look at Feng Qiwu with a blank face, "Xiangye, somehow the young master doesn't drink medicine." ”

"If you don't like to drink, forget it, take a dip in the cold spring, it's the same."

The corners of Suo Huan and Wan Chun's mouths stiffened, shouldn't they all ask the reason for not drinking medicine!! Before he could react, Feng Qiwu lifted the quilt and wanted to carry him away.

"Slow, slow! I'm not going!! As soon as he struggled, the plaster fell off, the tears stopped flowing, and the dragon and tiger ate two large bowls of aphrodisiac.

"That's good? I'm still terminally ill and about to ascend to heaven. Feng Qiwu snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and left.

Suo Huan was so anxious that he jumped up and hugged him, "Don't go first, don't go, I have a fever, I thought I would have to burn for a few more days, but who knew that it would be useless, but it was better again!" ”

"Oh?" Feng Qiwu pushed him angrily: "Okay, it's useless, you have to burn it the same as the last time before it can be used?" It's over when you hang up on your neck, don't waste the medicine. ”

This is clearly a bickering between lovers - Wan Chun is very eye-catching and slipped out early. Suo Huan said shyly: "How can you hang to death, I can't bear you!" Saying that, he put it on like a pot and tweeted and kissed Feng Qiwu's chin several times, which was really very, very shameless.

"Anyway, what's the matter?" Feng Qiwu suddenly despised herself, why couldn't she help but sleep with such a dogskin sticker.

"My lord, they all say that Silaiju is going to change blood, but is it true? Everyone was worried, and I heard that I had three souls and seven souls, so I came up with this method to beg the adults. ”

Feng Qiwu said: "What does this have to do with you, you don't care about my business, you should be thankful if you don't punish you, and you still want to intercede for others?" ”

"How can it be irrelevant to me! I started the head, I picked the disaster, but I let others take the blame? That's too bad! Suo Huan hurriedly said: "Besides, I finally drank my feelings on the wine table, shouldn't I wear small shoes, the adults are all sent away at once, who knows if the newcomer is a ghost, I'm afraid that there is no place for me to stand in Silaiju." Also, the newcomer can't hold the pulse of the adult for a while, and the adult doesn't know their temperament, in case it is the thief, it is nothing to steal me and sell it, it is not worth a few dollars, if the gold beads and silver treasures in the adult's study are stolen and sold, then it can cry and sigh! ”

If you haven't read half of the book, you can tell the truth, and if you read the book, you can pay it back. Feng Qiwu picked Suo Huan's face, rubbed his lips, and said, "Full of crooked words." ”

Suo Huan grabbed Feng Qiwu's hand and said, "The words are not crooked!" He didn't want Qin Feng to go, but seeing that Feng Qiwu didn't answer positively, he was anxious, and he could only hook his neck and shake it around: "My lord-" Another coquettish voice: "My lord, my lord, my lord!! ”

It's really embarrassing for a man to be like this, but fortunately, Feng Qiwu eats this set, and he hasn't thought about any "big blood change", but he just disposes of a few over-the-top examples. He shook Suo Huan's twisted waist pole, patted it and said, "What does it look like hanging like this, you go down, it's up to you." ”

Suo Huan thought that he had a big favor, he was overjoyed, and rubbed Feng Qiwu with his forehead with a smile before he let go, and saw that Feng Qiwu's neatly combed sideburns became slightly unkempt, and he inadvertently put a lock on his forehead, which was probably shaken down by himself, he was in a hurry to go, and he didn't pay attention, so he hurriedly grabbed it and said: "My lord's hair is messy, I'll give you a haircut." ”

Feng Qiwu nodded and sat down brightly. Although it was a reason, I saw Suo Huan holding a carved mirror and picking up hair oil, jasmine water, aloe vera paste and some other things. Feng Qiwu said with a smile: "Grocery man, you dare to comb your hair like this on weekdays." ”

"Try a grocer like me!" Suo Huan arranged all the items one by one, and joked: "Which one the guests want, choose by yourself." ”

Feng Qiwu lit the aloe vera cream, "That's it, I use more strings of flavor." Suo Huan immediately took off the crown of his hair, untied the belt, and a handful of cool and smooth hair suddenly scattered, black and straight, just looking at it was a pleasure. Suo Huan looked at it with a smile for a while, and couldn't help but put his face on his hair, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Hurry up, I've got something to do." Feng Qiwu smiled and moved his shoulder to signal him to get up.

He said so, Suo Huan didn't want to rely on him anymore, so he took a fine-toothed mahogany comb dipped in aloe vera paste and gently brushed the hair in his hand, thinking about what kind of hairstyle to comb in his mind, although men's hair buns are not as many as women's, there are dozens of kinds of hair, braided hair, bunched hair, curled hair, and coiled hair...... The combination of several complex ones is no less troublesome to take care of than a woman's. Suo Huan selfishly felt that Feng Qiwu was handsome when he left a few locks of hair on his forehead, which could simply stun people, but he was not a gentleman after all, nor was he a young man. The appearance of a country, although young, must be rigorous and disciplined in the end.

Thinking about it, he divided a considerable part of the hair on his forehead, combed the rest to the top of his head, and then divided the hair that had been left and right into two parts, both twisted into a beautiful twist, circled around the main strands, and finally clamped with small clips, looking like tying up the hair with a hair ring.

"This heavy one, it makes people's scalps hurt, if you don't enter the palace today, you might as well change to a simple one." Suo Huan checked the pure gold inlaid treasure hair crown that he had taken off before, thinking that this thing was tired of wearing, so he suggested this, and Feng Qiwu also acquiesced.

He took out an uncapped engraved gold crown from the cabinet and put it into the hair bundle, tightening the buckle, "This is much lighter." After cleaning up, I held up the makeup mirror for Feng Qiwu to see, it was surrounded by Feng Qiwu from behind, the two heads were next to each other, and two faces were reflected in a mirror, one was feminine and beautiful, moist and rewarding, and the other was deep and cold, and it was difficult to describe with a pen.

- Although they are both men, they do not violate the harmony.

"The grocer is very good, and his hands are skillful, I don't want those things, I want you." In the mirror, he said stubbornly in a serious manner, Suo Huan first bit his lip and smiled, and then feigned surprise: "That's not possible, it's a small and strange thing to live in, it is necessary to wait for a destined person to get rid of it, and the guests have to bid, and they have to spend a lot of money!" ”

Feng Qiwu was slightly stunned, and then pinched Suo Huan's face with his backhand: "Snobbish, it's not enough to eat me, use me, wear mine, do you still want money?!" ”

Who am I, of course, money is big, I've slept with you for so long, what's wrong with asking for money! Suo Huan thought like this in his heart, but his head shook like a rattle: "No, no, no, when I meet you like this, I am a sparing head - for nothing!" ”

"Oh?" Feng Qiwu turned around and grabbed him, and asked with a smile: "What is this?" ”

"Good-looking, literate, can draw, very rich, in front of a big official, he doesn't fall into the golden gun...... Well, that's all I know, but there's definitely many, many more that I don't know! ”

He said it quickly, Feng Qiwu seemed to hear something special, and he was so angry that he pinched his waist hard, Suo Huan said "oops", his waist was weak, and he threw himself into his arms with a smile, "My waist is broken, I can't stand up!" ”

Feng Qiwu was very busy, and found that it was a lot easier to laugh at him so informally, so he simply didn't hurry to leave, and hugged him: "Then lie down for a while." ”

Suo Huan really lay obediently in his arms, occasionally rubbing lightly, like a painful little pet.

Feng Qiwu hugged him quietly, and listened to him whisper softly like a dream: "Adult's hair is so fragrant." On his body, he also ...... fragrant" felt the skin at the base of his neck being gently bitten, and lowered his eyes to see that he had buried his face in his neckline.

He smiled, pulled Suo Huan out, and whispered in his ear: "Don't talk about this in the daytime, wait for the evening." ”

Suo Huan's cheeks were slightly red when he heard this, and his eyes looked at Feng Qiwu with bright eyes, "Then you have to come." Knowing that he had a lot of things to do in the past few days, he was afraid that he would be forgotten if he said it again, so he said again in an accentuated tone: "You want to come ......"

It's like there's infinite anticipation.

"Okay." Feng Qiwu touched his head, seeing that he had to go, Suo Huan got up, reluctantly sent him out of the door, but he was still reluctant, and walked with him for a while, and sent him straight out of Silaiju.

"You go back, the early spring breeze is strong, don't catch the wind again." Feng Qiwu saw that he still couldn't stop, and remembered that he had said that he really had a fever before, so he was not allowed to send it again.

Suo Huan lowered his head, no matter what, he was embarrassed to tell Feng Qiwu why he had a fever at the gate of Silaiju.

…… If you shoot too deep and don't clean up, you're going to get hot......

Feng Qiwu didn't know this, but he said that he was weak and sick, so he groaned and said with a smile: "The east wind is evil, the joy is thin, and the sick soul is often like a swing." (Adapted from Tang Wan's "Hairpin Phoenix")

This means plainly teasing him for being sick.

Suo Huan had never read a book, and when he heard "Huan" and "Suo", and heard unlucky words such as "evil", "thin" and "sick soul", he was unhappy and refuted: "My name is not interpreted like this. There is 'worry-free', so there is 'Suo Huan', separated from the lover, carefree, only to say that adults have literary talents, but they can't even see such a ready-made pair? ”

After he mentioned it, Feng Qiwu found out that it was indeed the case. "Worry-free" can be understood as "sorrow", which is the opposite of the literal coexistence of "Suohuan", which is very interesting. In addition, the connotation of these words is also very interesting, there are Buddha clouds:

From love to sorrow,

Born of love,

If you are separated from your beloved,

Worry-free and fear-free.

"Worry-free" was born from "divorce from love", and he is "Suo Huan", a "Suo" word, active, forceful, greedy state is about to come out, destined not to be "carefree", but "sentimental, terrible, calamity and disease", eight sufferings in life, seven sins in the world, all at once.

Feng Qiwu put his chin and looked at it, and said: "You are still not happy, according to what you said, the explanation is not better than what I said, you are a little Buddha named after a small person, and the monks know that they want to jump their feet." ”

Suo Huan waved his hand and said disdainfully: "Who cares if the Buddha is not a Buddha, I only choose a name based on worry-free to show my cherishment." Besides, I'm not called Suo Huan, do I want to call it 'leaving Huan', 'abandoning Huan' and 'disgusting Huan'? Prostitute, naturally I hope that there will be a lot of customers, and if I ask for joy, isn't the guest's silver mine? This is called being in his position and seeking his government. "It's the same as adults in nature!

"Fang is still soft and likable, how can he change his face so quickly?" Feng Qiwu pressed his shoulder and said, "Just when I borrow your name to make a sentence or something, just listen to it, no need to be serious." ”

There were two male servants standing by the door of Silaiju, and when they heard him take the initiative to mention the drunkenness of that day, they were already nervous and ashamed, and this time it was tantamount to a whip in the face, and they almost jumped up, and when they heard "no need to be serious", they didn't seem to blame them for drunken misconduct, so they relaxed a little, and even more had to put on a very respectful posture, and they didn't dare to come out.

Suo Huan looked left and right, understood that he was giving reassurance to the people of Silaiju, laughed again, and said: "Then you should be punished, say that you are not allowed to be sad, although they are drunk, they are all good words." ”

Good? Feng Qiwu raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you take 'Joy on Tonight', 'Huanduo Don't Let Qin Hanzhao' and the like listen to good words?" (Zhao Ji, the mother of Prince Yingzheng, is said to have been a woman in the Qinglou, and later became the queen mother, raising male pets.) Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty's favorite concubine Zhao Feiyan, born as a dancer, favored the harem in the early stage, and was later beaten into the cold palace for adultery with a man. ）

"Isn't that a good word?" Suo Huan's eyes widened in surprise.

The male servants were so embarrassed that they buried their heads deeply, and they regretted it to death: drunken gaffes, drunken gaffes!

Feng Qiwu glanced at Suo Huan deeply, "It's a good word, but it's not a good word for you at that moment." After saying that, he left, with a little teasing smile on the corner of his mouth.