Chapter 32: Snape's Love Letter (Merry Christmas, Part 1)
Professor Tywin was undoubtedly lucky.
Judy Crouch's withdrawal spell shot at the base of his thigh, less than a centimeter away from a particular part.
At that distance, if Judy's little hand shook slightly, Tywin wouldn't be able to laugh.
There are no bones there, but who can guarantee that the corpora cavernosa or prostate will not disappear.
After all, no wizard has ever tried.
Madam Pomfrey was upset.
"You shouldn't teach a young wizard such dangerous magic!" She said angrily, "You are all injured yourself, can you still protect the children?" ”
Madam Pomfrey once again thanked William and said that he could come to Hogwarts to teach in the future.
The school lacks such an excellent professor as him!
This embarrassed Snape and Tywin, who were lying on the bed.
Madam Pomfrey melancholy tossed Tywin a set of pajamas, "Professor, you'll have to stay here for the night, but you'll be miserable." ”
She took a large bottle from the cart with the label "Bone Spirit" on it.
"But it shouldn't be particularly difficult to have Professor Snape with you," she said, pouring out a large steaming cup of potion and handing it to Professor Tywin.
"It tastes weird, but it works."
Professor Tywin looked at the lump of yellow, viscous liquid in the cup, resisted the nausea, and drank it in one gulp.
The bone-spirits burned in Tywin's mouth and down his throat, causing him to cough and splash yellow liquid.
However, compared to the discomfort of the taste, the visual impact is more unacceptable.
Madam Pomfrey withdrew, but still kept smacking her lips, complaining that Defence Against the Dark Arts class was too dangerous and the teachers were too incompetent.
If Madam Pomfrey had been the headmaster, she would probably only have allowed medical classes.
Snape's bed, not far from Professor Tywin.
He was wearing a black cartoon pajamas, and instead of a small green snake, two silver deer were grazing together.
An elusive smile appeared on Professor Snape's face, and he said greasy, "Oh, let me see, who is this...... How? Tywin, looks badly injured? ”
"It's okay." Professor Tywin smiled, "Just learning like you." ”
The burns on Snape's face were almost healed, but his neck was still wrapped in a bandage, and he looked like a mummy.
Snape wanted to go back, too, but no one in this hospital could disobey Madam Pomfrey, not even Dumbledore.
William noticed that on Snape's table, there were a few condolence cards and a French cream cake.
There are pitiful things.
Aside from what William called on Cedric and a few Ravenclaw students to send, there were only condolence cards from the professors.
Almost no one of the students sent him, including Slytherin!
William seriously suspected that the condolence cards of those faculty members were also euphemistically "reminded" by the old man Dumbledore.
It can be seen that Professor Snape's popularity is really not very good!
Wait a minute......
William's dark green eyes flashed with shock.
O Merlin's beard!
He actually saw a bouquet of flowers in the trash can, or roses!
In any culture, roses represent love, and the wizarding world is no exception!
How, wild lily...... Sorry, do old bats have a spring too?
Professor Tywin followed William's gaze and noticed this, and he quietly took the wand next to his pillow and cast a flying charm on the flower.
The entire bouquet flew into Professor Tywin's hand, and on top of the bouquet, there was a small pink card with a brightly dressed witch kissing on it.
Astound! In Hogwarts Hospital, in front of Professor Snape's bed, there was a "small card" like the one in the hotel.
Professor Snape won't be "witch jumped", right?
William was clearly overthinking, and there were no such "high-end" scams in the wizarding world.
This is nothing more than a simple and simple confession letter.
I saw Professor Tywin cough his throat and, like a poet, read aloud with emotion:
"Oh,
Your eyes,
It's as black as a shell that has just pushed a dung ball,
Your hair,
With a beautiful luster like gutter oil,
You are full of stories,
Almost as vicissitudes as the black dungeon,
I want you to be mine,
You're really handsome,
Warriors who conquer potions!
……”
"Divided!"
Before Professor Tywin could finish reading, the entire card exploded instantly, and Snape stared at Tywin with a blue face.
Murderous!
Not to be outdone, Professor Tywin pinched his wand and aimed it at Snape.
"Come on, Severus, I've wanted to fight you for a long time."
The disguised smile on Tywin's face vanished, and he roared, "You despicable traitor! ”
"I didn't ......," the pupils in Snape's eyes shrank sharply, a flash of pain.
"None? Then How did Jaime and the Dark Lord die? Why did you live at Hogwarts for 10 years? Professor Tywin said coldly.
"Severus, you should be in Azkaban, not Sirius......"
William stood there with a bewildered expression.
Professor Tywin spoke of several people he didn't know except the Dark Lord.
But he did know that Snape and Tywin had known each other.
Maybe it's a classmate, but it's not an academy.
Madam Pomfrey heard the movement and walked in quickly, screaming as they both lowered their wands.
Soon, William was also kicked out.
At the end of the first period, news of Professor Tywin's hospitalization spread throughout Hogwarts.
In two days, two professors fell in a row, and William's title of "professor killer" spread far and wide.
All the teachers began to avoid him.
But William's reputation at Ravenclaw College was very popular.
His performance in the classroom is obvious to all, and the Ravenclaw students know the truth.
Of course, most of the students at Hogwarts are also looking forward to William's success in getting the third and fourth professors admitted to the hospital.
But it's a pity that Professor Flitwick is so resourceful.
In the first few weeks of Charms class, no charms are taught, only wand wave gestures.
There are only seven basic movements, but there are more than 230 variants derived from them.
If it involves the magic spell of the ancient Runiwen, the action of waving the wand will be more complicated, cumbersome, and changeable.
Professor Flitwick doesn't teach them all, he only teaches the most basic movements, which are enough for school and daily life.
The rest of the knowledge points will be studied in the advanced class, or left for students who have spare time to study!
As for ordinary students, don't ask too much.
Therefore, in order to prevent teaching accidents, Professor Flitwick forbade the young wizards to hold wands, and only used wooden sticks of similar shape instead.
He was really afraid that some students would accidentally poke others, or make some kind of moth again, which would lead to the hospitalization of him, a professor.
William waved it very standard, and Professor Flitwick quickly added a point to him, and told him to stop quickly.
William is very aggrieved, from beginning to end it was an accident caused by others, he is just in the aftermath, what does it have to do with him?
Of course, the aftermath is not without benefits at all, and in just two days, William has added one hundred and twenty points to Ravenclaw College.
One hundred of those points were added because of the Snape and Tywin teaching incidents.
At this point, Ravenclaw is far ahead, counting the sapphires in the hourglass, which can circle Hogwarts once in a row, for two consecutive days, the first in the whole school!
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(ps Merry Christmas, first update, ask for recommendation (⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄))