Chapter 83: Bed Bugs Die
Every time Mei Renhou thought of this, he gritted his teeth at the bed bugs, and he couldn't wait to cut the bed bugs with a thousand knives.
But he thought again, he couldn't let this kid go so happily. So, he came up with all kinds of tricks to torture him.
For the villagers of Xiaowangzhuang, that year's New Year will undoubtedly be stored in everyone's memory. Mei Renhou got up before dawn, washed his hands and face, lit two red candles on the sacrificial table, inserted five purple incense sticks, bowed three times, and then put a bundle of thunder cannons under his armpits and walked out of the street door to stand in the still dark village alley.
He pulled out the * twist of the thunder cannon, and blew the fire paper in his hand to ignite the twist, and the twist of the hemp paper rolled * squeaked and burst out a string of shining sparks, and as soon as he shook his arm, the dark night sky above his head made a painful explosion.
He likes to shoot cannons, and only thunder cannons. He stood in the alley outside the gatehouse, pulling out the thick thunderbolts and throwing them into the air, and with one crisp sound after another, the cracker confetti fell down in the cold night sky, landing on his top hat and shoulders.
When he returned to the main hall of the upper room with all his heart's content, the daughters-in-law had already bowed to their ancestors and kowtowed to the old lady, just waiting to give him New Year's blessings.
However, he was still very depressed in his heart, and he instructed the family to temporarily plant a row of wooden poles under the theater in the village. When the sun was three poles, he asked the family to beat the gong and summon the people in the village to watch the play.
Of course, the protagonist is still Bedbug He, and a few of his poor horses are supporting roles, but the trick has changed.
The four men were escorted to stand under the wooden pole by the group, and then a leather rope was hung from the top of the pole, tied to their wrists behind their shoulders, and with a "rise", the four people were hung on the top of the pole.
From the moment their feet were lifted off the ground until they rose to the top of the pole, the terrible cries of the four thick and thin mothers, fathers, grandfathers, and mothers, made the audience feel that they were also lighter and lose their weight and float into space.
Mei Renhou stood at the entrance of the stage and said to the four people in the air: "If you have something to say now, just say it!" None of the four begged for mercy.
Mei Renhou pressed down on his arm, the regiments loosened the leather rope, the four people returned to the ground from the top of the pole, and the other three descendants of the bandit knelt down when they saw this.
Mei Renhou stood at the entrance of the stage and looked at the three beggars kneeling at his feet and said, "The little baby in the village wants to eat spicy food." I said spicy spicy and you don't dare to eat it. That little baby insists on eating, the more you say you don't dare to eat, he wants to eat. I couldn't coax him, so I stuffed a handful of spicy seeds in his mouth. He doesn't want to eat spicy anymore.
"You can't just kneel, you have to go back to the pole to know that it is spicy. You don't know that spicy is spicy, and if there is a storm in the future, the old disease will recur. ”
The three were pushed under the poles, and were lowered by the ropes......
Mei Renhou said: "Three of the seven dead dogs have nothing to say. These three people are heroes! Bed bugs, you are a thief, you love to be in the limelight and fall in love with the high platform, today let you go to the top of the pole, do you feel alive? The little baby doesn't know how spicy it is, and don't you know this coffin pulp? ”
The bed bug laughed at the high pole: "You dog thing, you have eggs but no eggs, women are slept with by others, hahaha." I didn't take you seriously, not even what was in my crotch! ”
The bed bug spat at the mouth of the platform with a "bah" from the air, and people saw a bright red fountain sprinkled on Mei Renhou.
Mei Renhou angrily lifted the placket of his shirt and wiped the blood foam on his face. There was another commotion in front of the stage, and the villagers saw a blood-red lump of flesh bouncing three times on the front of the stage, which was half of the tongue that the bed bug He bit off and spit out.
Mei Renhou stepped on it with his foot, turned his thigh fiercely and rubbed it with his foot a few times. The bed bug Ho's mouth had become a fountain of blood, the bright red blood flowed through his chin and poured into his neck, the white cloth shirt on his chest and the fine hemp rope tied to his chest were stained red, and the blood flowed through the black pants without showing color, as if it had reappeared on *'s ankle after passing through a secret passage, and the plasma dripping from his toes gathered into a puddle of blood on the dry and dusty ground.
Mei Renhou regained his gentlemanly demeanor: "Okay, I like tough guys!" As soon as the group pulling the rope let go, the bugs went from the air to the ground, and their two thick feet kicked and rubbed on the dry ground.
The sound of wooden wheels creaking and rolling sounded in the air again, and the body of the bed bug He who was limp on the ground was hung up again, and the arms bound on his back were straightened, which was a sign that all the joints were broken.
A large number of men and women had already squatted down in the audience, staring at their feet and not daring to raise their heads, and then looking at the body of the bed bug in the air that was red with plasma.
The bed bug He was rectified three times in a row, like a slaughtered cow without anger or groaning. At this moment, the others who were hanging in the air let out a cry of mercy in unison, and under each pole knelt their parents, brothers, wives and daughters.
Mei Renhou waved his hand, and the people were slowly lowered back to the ground. "How many of you know that spicy is spicy this time?"
Mei Renhou said in a tone of teaching the baby in the lower bunk, and looked at the corpse of the bedbug He who was paralyzed under his feet and sighed, "The hardest man in Qinglong Mountain can't get hard!" ”
Wang Shuping didn't dare to look at this bloody scene, saying that she was sick and staying at home. The second fool was not interested, he was still entangled in women's affairs.