Chapter 58: Tear Pants One (Ask for Recommendations!) )
Xiaodie looked at the pajama pants, and Shen Fu looked at her.
He is innocent, but he is afraid of leaving the seeds of doubt in Xiaodie's heart.
So Shen Fu took the initiative to attack before Xiaodie hid her pants.
"Wife, guess who I ripped it from, Mr. Bai, male sister, or Shanshan?"
Xiaodie was a little panicked and lowered her head, "I don't know, but I don't think it's okay, they are the same as me." ”
Shen Fu rubbed her face, "Silly girl, what do you think, guess what." ”
Seeing that Shen Fu did not shy away from talking about this matter, Xiaodie thought for a while, "Is it a male sister, I see that you seem to have a wound on your face?" ”
Can you even see it? Shen Fu touched his face, "Wrong, a wrong option is ruled out, the next two choices, the last chance, there is a punishment for answering wrong." ”
Xiaodie felt that Mr. Bai didn't look like the kind of character who would suffer, "Shanshan? ”
"Sure enough, Bing Xue is smart!" Shen Fu praised, "When she was sleeping, she made a dead knot in her trouser belt, and as a result, she was anxious to urinate in the morning, and she couldn't untie it, and she was about to pee her pants, which made her anxious." ”
"So you're going to help her?"
"yes!"
"Bare hands?"
"Hmmm! I didn't even expect me to burst out with so much energy at that time. Shen Fu was proud, so white!
Xiaodie threw her torn pants aside, crossed her waist, "Husband, although I don't think it's a big deal to tear people's pants, but this is hundreds of dollars to buy, but it's strong, and with your IQ, don't you know that there is a thing called scissors in this world." ”
She was really suspicious, she was really jealous!
Shen Fu couldn't cry or laugh, "But this is the truth~ I don't believe you turned around and asked Bai Shanshan, is there such a thing." ”
Xiaodie thought for a moment, closed the curtains on the balcony, and then tied the pajama pants she was wearing now.
"This one was bought together with that one, and the materials are the same, you tear one up and show it to me." Xiaodie looked at Shen Fu with her head held high, not that kind of suspicious look, but a little naughty who was a little provocative.
The little girl wants to play a little rough with herself~
Xiaodie, you've changed!
Shen Fu rolled up his sleeves that didn't exist, "Okay!" Let you see your husband's hard power! ”
He grabbed his wife's pants and began to tear them violently!
"Whoa!" Shen Fu dubbed himself, but did not get a response.
Xiaodie's pants were wrapped intact, she breathed a sigh of relief, and then her slender jade finger poked at Shen Fu's chest, "It turns out that tearing pants with bare hands does not exist." ”
"Wait a minute!" Shen Fu walked around behind his wife, "I didn't tear it from the front, I want to tear it from the back, you cooperate, don't laugh." ”
Shen Fu was angry and sank into the dantian, and pulled it hard with both hands, uh, there was still no response, but he was a little reluctant to let go of his wife's small waist, it was so fine!
Xiaodie smiled even more happily and twisted her body, "Don't affect me, I still have to do the laundry." ”
"You wash yours, I'll tear mine," Shen Fu leaned against Xiaodie's back and tore his pants with all his heart, "Are you sure it's the same material, I don't think it's like it, it's easy to tear." ”
Shen Fu persisted for half an hour, and practiced weightlifting in the middle, pull-ups, and strengthened arm strength, but it was still fruitless, but Xiaodie's teasing face turned red, and there was a man hanging on his body, and he forcibly completed the laundry and drying work with shame.
"Okay, I'm going to change my clothes, let's go to the psychiatric clinic." Xiaodie terminated Shen Fu's exploration of her pants.
"Can you solve it?" Shen Fu asked her.
"What's so hard to unravel, I ......" Xiaodie touched the dead button, and suddenly was dumbfounded, "Eh, why is it so tight, it wasn't so tight at first?" ”
That is, Shen Fu kept moving on her waist, and with his efforts, it was indeed much tighter than at the beginning.
Shen Fu spread his hands, "It's okay, there are scissors." He also gave up, maybe there was an opening in the first place.
Xiaodie looked for a long time, "Where's the scissors?" ”
"Can't find it? Usually you put it. ”
"Oops!" Xiaodie patted her head, "I'm afraid that my male sister will hurt you again, so I hid the scissors!" ”
It was the first time that the male sister injured Shen Fu, she came back from outside in a taxi, and the first thing she did was to hide the scissors, and there were some small knives, and there were no other cutting tools at home except for kitchen knives.
"Where's the hiding?"
"I can't remember, I'm in a mess now, I want to shhhh~" Xiaodie was aggrieved.
Xiaodie's scene reproduces Bai Shanshan's experience this morning, she can't untie it, she can't fade it, she can't find the scissors, and the ants on the hot pot are like this.
"I don't want to pee my pants~" Xiaodie was really anxious, "Do you want a kitchen knife?" ”
At this moment, Shen Fu carried Xiaodie to the bathroom and put her in front of the toilet, only to hear the sound of "bang", Shen Fu was so ruthless that he directly tore his pants in half.
"I made it!" Shen Fu proudly seemed to tear the earth apart, and felt that his whole body was full of wild power.
Xiaodie didn't have time to help him celebrate, so she pushed him, "You go out first~"
Waiting for Xiaodie to come out of the bathroom, Shen Fu suggested, "Wife, these pants are too expensive, let's buy some cheap and good clothes, what do you think?" ”
Xiaodie's face turned red and she hurried into the bedroom, "Don't tell me this, I don't know where to sell it." ”
Shen Fu "hehe" couldn't stop laughing.
It's better to be your own daughter-in-law, you can be flirtatious, but you can be light, how dare he in the others, there is no life mood at all.
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On the way to Emily's Psychological Clinic, Shen Fu kept making fun of Xiaodie with this incident, "I think it is necessary for you to record a video to report this matter to the sisters, so that they can be careful in the future, just say that I have recently developed a bad habit of tearing people's clothes." ”
"Don't tear it up again in the future, it's bad to trample things~" Xiaodie regretted it, those two pajama pants were her favorite, so expensive.
"Okay, good, these I bought now don't tear them, I'll look for them on the Internet when I go back~" Shen Fu pondered while driving, "Actually, the stockings that Mr. Bai bought are quite easy to tear, I shouldn't have taken them off last time~"
If it weren't for him driving, Xiaodie would definitely play a set of meow punches on him, but she herself was angry and funny.
It's just that when she arrived at the psychiatric clinic, her mood became heavy again, and there was no smile on her face.
The people in the psychological clinic are all off work, and only Long Wu is waiting for them.
Long Wu stared straight at Bai Xiaodie, she believed that this time it should be the main master, it was the feeling of that meal, a gentle and strong little girl.
"Xiaodie, thank you for believing in me, come in, let's have a good chat." Dragon Dance spoke softly.
Seeing that Shen Fu was about to come in, Long Wu stopped, "Don't go in, don't go in, you belong to the doctor." ”
You can't rub it! Shen Fu was angry, "I can give double money, let me audit." ”
Xiaodie pulled Shen Fu's sleeve, "Husband, you just wait outside, don't affect Sister Xiaowu's diagnosis, I'll tell you when I come out." ”
Long Wu coughed, "Next, call me Dr. Long, let's be more formal, Mr. Shen can play some psychological games in the break, come in, Mrs. Shen~"