1.57 Ximen Qing writes elegiac couplets
Seeing that Ximen Qing raised his palm, he wanted to slash straight at the top of Shui Xiucai's head. What kind of strength is in his hands? With this palm split, this skinny Shui Xiucai is only afraid that he will be a whining on the spot!
The personal servant who followed Ximenqing to marry saw that the situation was not good, and wanted to stop Ximenqing, who was present who had the ability? In a hurry, he shouted: "Jiao'er girl! ”
Ximen Qing's palm had already hit less than half an inch away from Shui Xiucai's head, and suddenly heard Ju An's shout, and his heart was shocked, and his palm couldn't help but stop in the air.
The family members who followed Ximen Qing woke up like a dream. Knowing that the master has always been a heavy hand, if he kills this Shui Xiucai today, it will be the wealth of the Ximen family, and he will not be able to say anything when he sees the official. So he hugged his hands, hugged his legs, hugged his legs, hugged his waist, and wrapped Ximen Qingxian.
Juan knelt down and cried: "Lord is here to do a happy event today, if you kill someone, but doesn't it turn the happy event into a disaster?" At that time, you entered the class room, this parent will definitely not be able to marry, Jiao'er girl has knowledge under the spring, watching the sedan chair empty carried in, empty carried out, but let her heart like a one, how can you bear it? ”
Inside and outside the Lichun Courtyard, watching the lively crowds of people, hearing Jue'an say was sad, and the soft-hearted people all shed tears.
Ximenqing was even more heartbroken, pointing at Shui Xiucai and scolding: "When Jiao'er was alive, how many hardships did she suffer? I can't imagine that even after her death, there will be such a villain to humiliate her! This is the thief's own way of seeking death, how can I spare it?! ”
Ju An jumped up all of a sudden, grabbed a flat pole in the corner of the wall, and shouted: "Such a disgusting person, if the master beats him himself, and carefully dirties the master's hands, today, the little one comes to vent his anger for the master and the Jiao'er girl!" As he spoke, he jumped to Shui Xiucai's side with an arrow step, and smashed the flat pole.
While smashing, he thought: "The surname is Shui, although I don't know how you annoy my grandfather, but if you let the master beat you, you will give your life with just one palm, or I will beat you, even if you suffer from your flesh and skin, at least you can still get a way to live." ”
Therefore, Ju Anbian took on the afterburner, took care of Shui Xiucai's head first, and beat him until his head was bleeding and he looked embarrassed until twelve points, and then he greeted the thick fleshy places such as his buttocks and legs. Shui Xiucai was beaten to a "whooping" and rolled around on the ground, not much stronger than the pig that was about to be slaughtered.
The crowd of onlookers didn't know that Shui Xiucai was beaten at first, but after listening to the explanation of the person who understood, saying how the meaning of the implicit package in the elegy was obscene and dirty, and how vicious and vicious, they all clamored and scolded this Shui Xiucai for doing such an article on the head of a dead man, and they couldn't complain that the star lord and the official were so angry, and they should be beaten!
There are also first-class bright-eyed people who are secretly surprised, you must know that Ximen Qing has always been the biggest gentleman in Qinghe County, how can he have the eyesight to find the poisonous flaws in it as soon as he looks at the couplet? Could it be that he is hidden in his daily life? Or after the resurrection of the underworld, he opened the Su Hui of his previous life?
The beaten Shui Xiucai was full of begging for mercy at this time, and wanted to confess to Earl Ying and Li Waichuan to reduce the crime, but Ju An hit him on the mouth with the first flat burden, beating him so that his teeth and tongue were broken, and where could he speak? I can only scream and suffocate.
Ximen Qing didn't speak, and Ju An didn't dare to stop, and when he had another meal, he saw that Shui Xiucai was about to be beaten. Although Gui Qing hated this Shui Xiucai who ruined people to death in his heart, he thought that if he really beat people to death here, how would it end at that time? So he knelt down in front of Ximenqing, and when he wanted to say something, he burst into tears, choked up, and had to stretch out his hand and point to the spirit.
Ximen Qing sighed and waved his hand to Ju'an: "Stop!" Jue An hurriedly threw away the flat burden, and after fighting for so long, he was tired.
Pointing to Shui Xiucai, who was shriveled on the ground, Ximen Qing said hatefully: "Throw this guy out of me!" Throw it away! Lai Wang Lai Xing hurriedly stepped forward, and threw this guy who didn't know whether to say unlucky or lucky, and threw it far away two streets away.
After coming back to Wanglaixing, Earl Ying and Li Waichuan sneaked over and took Shui Xiucai away.
In the Lichun Courtyard, Ximen Qing had already put down the couplet, ripped it off, and tore it to pieces. At this time, the old bustard listened to the guidance of the idle people, and after understanding the deep meaning of the couplet, he regretted it for a while, and cried loudly, only saying that he wanted to look good in front of the spirit, but he didn't expect to lose the faces of the sisters all over the world!
was crying vigorously, but he heard Ximenqing shouting again: "Take the four treasures of the study!" ”
The old bustard wiped his tears, leaned into Gui Qing's ear and asked, "What are the four treasures of the study?" If it's a baby, do you know how much it's worth? ”
Gui Qing said hatefully: "The four treasures of the study are pen, ink, paper, and inkstone!" In the early years, you only asked Sister Jiao'er to learn poetry and songs, but when it was my turn, you didn't let me learn it because it cost money! If I had learned a few more words, how could I have eaten such humiliating people with the surname water today? ”
Although the old bustard is a strong and rational person, he can't help but bow his head.
At this time, Ju An picked up a few pieces of paper and a pen, all of which were unbearable things that he had found temporarily, and Ximen Qing knew that he had said it briefly, so he shook his head and said: "I want to write an elegy for Jiao'er by myself, but these things are useless!" ”
The star lord and the big official, you have to write the elegy in person! The onlookers were in high spirits. Ximen officials were so brave and ruthless when they were young, and their fists were famous in Qinghe County, but when it came to literary talents, no one took him as an ordinary dish.
However, there are also many people who believe that the star lord is a big official and can do what no one can. You must know that many people spend a lot of money to auction off a "standardized contract" of merit cooking cakes, and its purpose is not to have five meritorious cooking cakes in one hand, but to take a fancy to the painting with the signatures of the Ximen Star Lord and the Wu Star Lord, as well as the two halves of the Star Lord's riding seal. Everyone believes that with this treasure town, the evil spirits must be avoided, and the ghosts are hidden. And there is already a mage shiyan who solves demons, and he uses a standardized contract with the aura of the star lord to cast the spell, and the effect is different, and the effect is like a god!
It's just that the standardized contract made by the Star Lord of Simon unintentionally has such a powerful effect, if he really writes one, no! It's to write two elegiac couplets, so can you pay it back? I'm afraid that the book will move out of the world, and the words will be shocked!
The owner of the paper shop volunteered to stand up: "The star lord and the villain's shop, the four treasures of the study, all the first-class, is the paper that writes the couplet, and it can also be folded for the star lord and the big official, but I don't know how many words the star lord and big official need to use for a couplet?" ”
It turns out that when writing couplets, according to the different lengths of the paper and the number of words written, the couplet paper has different folding methods. The folded line acts as a frame similar to manuscript paper, so that the written words are decent, symmetrical and beautiful.
Ximen Qing made a silent calculation in his heart, and said: "My couplet wants twenty-six words!" ”
"Okay!" The owner of the paper shop agreed, and was about to leave, but he heard Ximenqing stop him.
Ximenqing said solemnly: "My couplet is twenty-six words each of the upper and lower couplets, adding up to fifty-two words, and you can choose a bigger one!" ”
When the owner of the paper shop heard this, he was so shocked that his tongue stretched out and retracted how many couplets had been written in Qinghe County, except for the self-saving couplet of Ximenqing's wife Chen, how could there be a second person who had such a huge work?
When the people who watched the excitement heard that Ximen Qing was going to write such a long couplet, they immediately caused a sensation, and there were many talented Confucian students who came to the front one after another.
Suddenly, the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone arrived, and with the help of the good thing, he lifted out a big beard bed as flat as a mirror, and spread the paper on it with all hands and feet, and then retreated far away.
Ximenqing stepped forward, his fingers swept over the paper, and he counted enough to fold out twenty-six folds, then he nodded and grabbed the large row of pens next to him.
At this moment, there seemed to be countless past events passing through my heart, which seemed to be real and illusory, like crazy, but it made people's hearts sour, their ribs swelled, and their eyes were jerky.
Ximenqing closed his eyes and shook his head fiercely, shook off the grief for the time being, took a deep breath, stretched out his pen to dip his pen into ink, hung his elbows and hung his wrists, and the word "I" had jumped on the paper. When the scribes in the front row opened their eyes wide, they saw that the Ximen officials wrote a willow style known as "the heart is correct and the pen is correct".
Without adding points, the twenty-six characters have been written, and they are raised high in front of the spirit. When everyone was anxious, they saw that Shanglian was ruthless in my life, and there was no Hehuan wine in the gentle tent, so that the jade beads sank, and the eighteen-year-old onlookers cheered loudly, and there was ** shouted: "Xialian!" Allied! ”
At this time, someone had already laid out the lower joint paper on the Hu bed. Ximen Qingbi never quits ploughing, and he can do it at a turn. When hanging up to see, the next link is a sense of mourning, don't drink Meng Po soup on the platform of Wangxiang, and wait for the old world, and then unite for hundreds of millions of years, and there was a quiet in the four places, and in the ground, a shocking cheer broke out.
All the Confucian scholars in Qinghe County were shocked. Chen Qing, an old Confucian who had always looked at Ximenqing the most unpleasantly, walked up and gave Ximenqing a deep look: "Ximen Star Lord, the old man can really serve you today!" ”
Ximen Qingmu returned the salute, staring blankly at the couplet fluttering in the wind, and suddenly he was full of sadness and couldn't hold back anymore, and sat on the ground and cried bitterly. This is exactly what it is:
Last night's bleak wind withered the jade tree, and tonight's lonely pen accompanied the incense grave. But I don't know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.