Chapter 33: The Mustache
When Qianqiu heard this, her eyes widened and her chest straightened: "Where do I not look like a woman?" ”
Han Ziji didn't start and said in a deep voice: "Give me a stop, I will leave the palace tomorrow, my body is normal in all aspects, you don't have to worry." ”
"Really normal?" Qianqiu looked him up and down a few times with suspicious eyes, focusing on the key parts.
Han Ziji was so angry that he trembled: "If you say one more word, I'll go to sleep on the ground!" ”
Chiaki turned around and went under the quilt, and the sound of sleeping snoring was heard in an instant. Han Ziji was speechless, turned his back to her and closed his eyes.
The eyes were closed, but the man did not fall asleep for half a day. Han Ziji turned over, Qianqiu next to him was already asleep, his snoring was extremely real, and he smashed his mouth.
"Dreaming and eating?" The corners of Han Ziji's mouth twitched, and he reached out and poked Qianqiu's pink face as if mischievously.
Qianqiu muttered, turned over and wrapped his hands and feet around his body, and rubbed the placket of his clothes, smearing all the saliva on his head.
"Ji Qianqiu!" Han Ziji was angry, and stretched out his hand to push her, but this thief had a lot of strength, and he couldn't push it away.
If there is no fragrance, I don't know where it wafted out again, Han Ziji was stunned, and couldn't help but lower his head and sniff lightly.
Scented? As if not, he lowered his head and rubbed against her neck, and the aroma seemed to be more enticing. Han Ziji's eyes were a little dazed, and he almost kissed the white neck of the person in his arms.
Stop! Hurriedly pinched himself, Han Ziji raised his head and gasped, his body was already hot.
This thing in my arms is not a woman, it's a bandit! He can't move any beautiful thoughts! It must be that he has changed his body, his whole person is not normal, how can he feel for Ji Qianqiu.
I silently recited in my heart: "One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers, tigers want to eat people, and thieves want to bite people." After reading it more than a dozen times, Han Ziji finally calmed down, ripped Qianqiu off himself, stuffed the quilt for her to hold, and then found a blanket from the cabinet and laid it on the floor.
Qianqiu slept very soundly this night, but when she woke up, she saw a gloomy face in front of her, and two big black circles under her eyes.
"What are you doing?" Chiaki was taken aback.
Han Ziji said with a cold face: "It's okay, let's clean up and send my father and queen mother out of the palace." ”
Today is the day they plan to sneak out! Qianqiu's eyes were bright, she got up and freshened up, and pulled Han Ziji into the sedan chair outside.
"What's wrong with your stomach?" Han Ziji saw Qianqiu's abdomen on one side, she was wearing a very loose palace dress today, but there was a lump in her belly, it was really hard to see if she wasn't sitting.
Qianqiu squeezed his eyes and said shyly: "All the belongings." ”
Han Ziji was stunned, and then took his hand to poke it, and it was estimated that it was her silver ticket and golden beans.
"How much do you need to bring with you?"
"Be prepared, I don't feel at ease in the palace." Qianqiu snorted: "Who knows if there will be thieves in the palace." ”
Han Ziji: "......"
There is indeed a thief in the palace, and he is still a thief. Do you do this by yourself, are you embarrassed to talk about others? Han Ziji scolded twice, but did not choose to say it. Let her go, such a heavy thing is tied to the stomach, and it is not him who is tired.
I thought that sending the Queen Mother and the Emperor Taishang out of the palace must have a big pomp, but I didn't expect the carriage to stop at Chengming Gate. The Queen Mother and the Emperor Taishang changed into ordinary clothes, and there were not many guards around.
"Lang'er is here." The queen mother took off her palace clothes, wore a light cyan long skirt, and pulled a simple bun, which turned out to be even more captivating. Qianqiu was stunned, and couldn't help but exclaim: "It's so beautiful!" ”
The Queen Mother was slightly stunned, then looked at her and smiled: "Concubine Jing, how can you use such words to praise me, an old woman." ”
Qianqiu shook her head again and again, her eyes looked straight: "It's really a country and a city, and the Queen Mother is not old at all." ”
There is no moisture in these words, the Queen Mother should be over forty years old, but she looks no different from a girl in her twenties. It must be too well maintained.
Han Shuo stood aside and said lightly: "My mother and I just went to worship the Buddha, and we stayed on the mountain for two days and then came down." In the past two days, the affairs have been handed over to the Taifu and the emperor to deal with, and nothing will go wrong. ”
Han Ziji bowed his head and saluted: "Erchen understands." ”
Just going for a day or two, naturally there is nothing to explain, Qianqiu salivated and watched the Queen Mother and the Emperor Taishang go away, and said enviously: "Your father and queen mother have a really good relationship." ”
Han Ziji said "um", sat back on the sedan chair and said: "They tossed a lot when they were young, and now they are old, and they plan to be quiet until they are white." ”
Qianqiu sighed, then looked at the simple carriage in the distance, and couldn't help but worry: "With such a small number of guards, aren't you afraid of being assassinated?" ”
Han Ziji rolled his eyes: "Who can stab that old fox?" Just because you can't see it doesn't mean they don't have a guard. ”
Chiaki pouted: "The royal is trouble!" ”
Looking at the hour, it seems to be about the same. Han Ziji took Qianqiu back and changed into ordinary clothes, and then let the Taifu enter the palace to sit in the town, and then a sedan chair took Qianqiu to slip away.
Taifu Zhang Shu didn't stop him, but said: "The emperor should come back early, and he will discuss with the important ministers how to deal with Hu Lu in the evening." ”
"I understand." Han Ziji responded, and then pulled Qianqiu and ran away.
"Young and vigorous in the end." Zhang Shu stood in the palace, smiling and brushing his beard.
The streets of Luoyang are still prosperous, but Qianqiu has lost the crampedness when he first came. She has been the emperor, what else is she afraid of?
"Excuse me, go to the grocery store number seven." Qianqiu pulled Han Ziji to catch the carriage that ordinary people were riding.
"No. 7 grocery store, near the White Horse Temple, twenty copper plates and one person, sit down tightly!" The coachman shouted, and the horse set off.
The carriage is naturally not as good as the carriage that Han Ziji used to sit in, in addition to him and Qianqiu, there are also aunts holding children and dusty old uncles next to them.
"Hey, I heard that there is another fight on the border, and after a while, I'm afraid that taxes will be levied again." The aunt said worriedly: "Can our family's two acres of land still afford a family?" ”
Han Ziji tilted his head slightly.
"What's the way, those tax collectors are so fierce, if you don't give it, more will be robbed, no different from bandits!" The uncle said helplessly: "Go back and hide some food first, so that you can leave something for the child to eat." ”
Qianqiu listened and said unhappily: "Uncle, what you said is true, thieves are not just robbing people, some thieves are also willing to be charitable and helpful, better than ordinary officials!" ”
The uncle turned his head, looked at Qianqiu strangely and said, "Look, this lady is from a rich family, and she doesn't know anything if she hasn't been out." Can a bandit still be good? ”
Yes! Auntie and grandmother are!
Qianqiu wanted to say this, she had robbed in the area of Xionghu Mountain for many years, but she never bullied the old, weak, sick and disabled, did not bully women with children, and only robbed fat and big-eared wealthy businessmen. Occasionally, when she encounters a difficult uncle, she also pours money to others!
Because of this, the brothers of Heifeng Village have been looking forward to her getting married soon, otherwise everyone will be collectively hungry.
Han Ziji was afraid that she would talk nonsense, so he opened his mouth first: "This uncle, is the tax official very vicious?" ”
The uncle and aunt all looked at him, the aunt was stunned for a while, and the uncle said uncomfortably: "Naturally, it is vicious, and it is also a common thing to enter the house and smash things, as soon as there is news of the war, no matter whether the emperor orders it or not, they will come to rob it, it's really ......"
Han Ziji's face turned cold, and he was silent for a while before asking, "Where are you from?" ”
"It's not far away, from Xinghua Village." The aunt hurriedly said: "The apricot blossoms are blooming beautifully there, and the apricot blossom wine is also delicious, if you are free, young man, you can also go and play." ”
Han Ziji smiled and bowed his head politely: "Okay." ”
Qianqiu felt strange and kept staring at the person opposite, Han Ziji turned his head sideways and met her eyes, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "What?" ”
"It's fine." Qianqiu shook her head: "It's just quite strange, I thought you wouldn't smile at people." ”
It's cold in the palace, and it's cold in her body, but when she comes out today, she smiles at the civilian aunt she doesn't know, what a weird person.
"Why can't you smile at people?" Han Ziji said: "If people make friends with their hearts, you naturally have to return their hearts." ”
Chiaki scratched her head: "What do you mean?" ”
It's really annoying.
Han Ziji rolled his eyes: "You don't understand, sit honestly!" ”
Chiaki snorted and stopped talking. The uncle and aunt next to him were enthusiastic, pulled Han Ziji to explain how many people in the family had finished speaking, got off the carriage, and stuffed him with a bag of jujubes.
"I grew it at home, and I gave it to my son to taste."
Han Ziji took it with a smile, and watched them get in the car and walk away, before pulling Qianqiu into the shop behind.
When I arrived at the place, the plaque in front of me said "No. 7 Grocery Store" in a very strange and ugly word, and there were small words next to it: "Luoyang flagship store, national chain, welcome to join." ”
I don't understand. Han Ziji stood hesitantly at the door, the shop looked no different from an ordinary grocery store, but it just made people feel strange and out of place with the surroundings.
"Let's go." Chiaki pushed him and jumped in first.
"Welcome." The mustachioed shopkeeper, who was bored of fighting mosquitoes, immediately raised a smile when he saw someone coming.
"Why are you again?" Qianqiu looked at the shopkeeper behind the counter with wide eyes: "Aren't you the shopkeeper in Boulder City?" ”
With two mustaches, the whole person looked like a thief, and the shopkeeper of the grocery store blinked, looked at Qianqiu and said, "What a coincidence, repeat customer." Last time, the villain happened to go to Boulder City on a business trip, and by the way, he did your business, what else do you need this time? ”
Han Ziji looked at him and remembered that it was this mustachioed man who released a hot air balloon for them last time?
"What carbon paper do I have you here, do you have any stock?" Qianqiu looked like she had seen an acquaintance, so she went up and asked enthusiastically.