Zhu'er pretended to love herself and prevaricated for a while, twice, and fell into the arms of Pavilion Master Li for the third time, and said coquettishly: "Pavilion Master, don't forget what you said, people have handed over their bodies to you......"

Hearing this, Pavilion Master Li turned into a wolf, rubbing his big hands up and down Zhu'er's body, it was definitely not a "hunger and thirst" that could not be described.

After a period of "pulling" each other that could not be explained, Pavilion Master Li threw Zhu'er, who had taken off his underwear, on the bed, and then turned off the light and couldn't wait to pounce on it.

"Oh, don't be so rude, people are so painful~"

"Baby, let me touch it...... What is this?"

Pavilion Master Li's voice suddenly broke, then he got out of bed, the light turned on, and he came to the side of the bed with a gloomy face, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he roared angrily: "You are a !! with a handle."

Bang~

The house shook off a layer of earth.

The next room, the next room, the upper room, and the lower room all seem to hear it.

"Ahem, is there an earthquake?"

"No, it seems to be the voice of Pavilion Master Li......"

"What's wrong with him? Why are you so angry...... I just saw a beautiful woman accompany him into the room, he should be happy!"

"Didn't you hear the roar of Pavilion Master Li......?

......

The next day, in the stinky ditch in the slum area of Xicheng, Jiangjing County, someone fished out a corpse, and the deceased who seemed to be his daughter's body turned out to be a man after examination!

For a while, there were many arbitrary scandals in the city.

......

Chen Xinghai has a good life here, and he earns 10,000 yuan every day...... Uh, it's 10,000 spirit coins.

He also finished the tenth volume of "Journey to the West", and by now, the four Tang monks and apprentices are about to go to the west.

"Let's finish the next volume, and at the same time, it's time to consider the arrangement of the National Day program. ”

Chen Xinghai was dressed thickly and sat on a recliner at the door, basking in the sun while thinking about what would happen next.

Last time at the Mid-Autumn Festival Book Fair in Suiyang County, Chen Xinghai did not forget what the deputy county guard said. In this world, a county is equivalent to a prefecture-level city, and the activities held by a prefecture-level city will not be petty, right?

The program is good, and you may be selected to the state capital~

A state is equivalent to a province.

"I thought about it last time, but it's not good at dancing or sketches, there are few people and a poor foundation, so I can't support it at all...... It's definitely not that I, Chen Xinghai, is incapable!" Chen Xinghai narrowed his glasses, "Then only singing is left, and Xiaorou girl also has a bit of foundation." ”

Do what you think.

Chen Xinghai entered the QQ group, ready to ask the commissioner Lei for an MP3 or something, of course, not for Su Dairou, but for him to listen to himself, he himself wants to remember this song, and then teach Su Dairou.

If the cheat can be kept secret, it can't be leaked!

Ray: Wouldn't the score be better? Oh sorry, I forgot it was another world [funny laughs]

Qianshui-Feilan: Trouble! I've thought about this problem for a long time, so I've made a magic weapon that doesn't reveal the identity of the traversal and can solve the playback problem very well.

Chen Xinghai: Kneel and beg!

Eternal - Shen Feng: Feilan Fairy, I, kneel and lick [stick out your tongue]

Qianshui-Feilan: @陈星海, I'm going to give out red envelopes, you should be quick later, otherwise you will be snatched away by Shen Feng's tease!

Chen Xinghai, who saw this news, hung three black lines on his head.

If you don't talk about it, it is estimated that that guy may not necessarily rob it, this said, Shen Feng will definitely rob it, and he will prepare in advance...... Just imagine, how can Chen Xinghai, a person who has just started his cultivation, compare to Shen Feng, who is already a big man?

Sure enough, Shen Feng spoke in the group, and the sentences were short and full of deep meaning.

The moment Miss Feilan sent out the red envelope, Chen Xinghai used the fastest hand speed he had ever made, but a "You're late" told him that although he hadn't been single for so many years, the unicorn arm was still not as good as Shen Feng.

However, Shen Feng suddenly sent a message:

I rub!

I'll go!

Pit!

Feilan, you're so ruthless!

Murder of your own husband!

Woo woo woo~

Chen Xinghai was stunned, he didn't know what was going on, and then he saw Miss Feilan send a message.

Qianshui-Feilan: Hee-hee, I know you can't help but snatch my red envelope, are you fooled? Exciting enough, isn't it fun?

I understood in an instant, it turned out that everything was Miss Feilan's plan.

The most poisonous woman's heart!

Eternal - Shen Feng: My face is almost ruined, woo woo woo~ You compensate me for my handsome and invincible appearance!

Qianshui-Feilan: Phew! It's originally ugly, where did you come from? Since ancient times, only Yifan is handsome, and Lu Han is also love! You, you, have never entered the camp of handsome men!

Eternal - Shen Feng: You actually said this about me, I was injured~

Chen Xinghai covered his forehead, and said in his heart, it started again, it started again, and their entangled water group career began again!

Miss Feilan sent another red envelope.

Qianshui-Feilan: @亘古-Shen Feng, take me this octopus Paul Lucky Candy, eat it to ensure that you are happy like a fairy [funny laugh]

But Shen Feng was already on guard, so naturally he wouldn't go to receive this red envelope.

Then Miss Feilan spoke again: Then you can also send one to me, so that we can even settle it, okay?

Shen Feng thought about it, this is okay, and then spoke: You wait, I'll go find the demonic poison, I promise to impress you, and you can't forget me!

Qianshui-Feilan: You go quickly, I'll wait......

Then there was a period of coldness, and there was no one else bubbling up the water group, Chen Xinghai was ready to quit QQ first, what should he do.

However, just when Chen Xinghai was about to quit QQ, Miss Feilan suddenly @ him.

Qianshui-Feilan: @陈星海, hurry up and get the red envelope I just sent!

Chen Xinghai: Ah, I'm afraid of poison!

Qianshui-Feilan: Stupid! That's the magic weapon I sent to you......

Chen Xinghai: Are you sure?

Qianshui-Feilan: If you don't get it again, that tease will come back, and when he sees the message I sent, you just wait and cry!

Chen Xinghai didn't say a word, and clicked on the red envelope above.

Receive the red envelope, click on the red envelope to check, and sure enough, it is a conch.

There is also a manual on this conch.,Corresponding to various hidden mechanism buttons on the surface.,You can achieve the same function as MP3.。

Chen Xinghai took a general look, and after knowing that this was indeed what he wanted, he was happy in his heart, and then ...... A question suddenly came to his mind, and then he asked Fei Lan again.

"Little sister, how many songs are there in this snail?

Qianshui-Feilan: Is Jay Chou's okay? Eason Chan's? Phoenix Legend can also be fell?Liu Huan, Jolin Tsai, Lin Junjie, TFBOYS...... Anyway, there are a lot, there is definitely something you love!

Chen Xinghai: With Jay Chou, it's all right!