The eighteenth dedication of the god car to bribe Zhang Rang, Nan Guanghua was sealed to the state (10)
Nan Ye had already guessed that Zhang Rang, this treacherous and cunning guy, couldn't trust him, and seeing that he had to find a fall by himself, he took a step back and made a gesture of please: "Grandpa Zhang wants to try the magic car." It's just that the lower officials have said it first, this magic car is not something that ordinary people can control, and I ask Grandpa Zhang to be careful. If he falls and injures his father-in-law, the guilt of the lower official will be great. ”
Zhang Rang saw that Nan Ye's riding was as simple as riding a horse, and he could ride a horse himself, so he didn't believe how difficult this bicycle was. His mentality was the same as when Su Shuang, Liu Bei and others saw the bicycle for the first time, and they didn't take Nan Ye's reminder to heart. nodded disappreciatively and said: "The mage doesn't have to worry, the lower official has also practiced bow horses, even if he can't control the magic chariot and won't fall." ”
Nan Ye knows that some people's temper is not to hit the south wall and not look back, the more powerful and confident people are, the easier it is to not listen to good advice. So Nan Ye didn't say anything more and gave up the place.
Zhang Rang followed Nan Ye's example and stepped on the pedals with his left foot, and before his right foot could be lifted, the bicycle fell to one side. Nan Ye really wanted Zhang Rang to fall and learn to be obedient, but today he had a request for Zhang Rang, so naturally he couldn't really watch him fall, so he hurriedly stepped forward and stabilized Zhang Rang and said, "Father-in-law Zhang beware!" ”
Zhang Rang was held by Nan Ye and his face turned red, only then did he know that what Master Nan Ye said was true, this magic car was really difficult to control. After standing still, Zhang Rang said, "What the mage said is true. Only a saint like a mage has the fate to drive the divine chariot. ”
Nan Ye pretended to sigh and said, "The difficulty of this divine car is only one of the reasons why the lower officials dare not make offerings, but it is not the main thing. There is another harm that is really hard to mention. ”
Zhang Rang just heard Nan Ye say that this magic car is good and harmful, but he only saw the benefits of the magic car, and did not see the disadvantages, at this time, the more Nan Ye said that it was difficult to speak, the more he wanted to know, and urged: "Since the mage came to discuss with our family, he must be trustworthy to our family, so please ask the mage to say bluntly what are the benefits and disadvantages of this magic car?" ”
Nan Ye hesitated: "Don't hide it from Father-in-law Zhang, if you ride this magic car from time to time, you can strengthen your body, live a long life, and have the effect of nourishing yin and aphrodisiac." ”
Zhang Rang was overjoyed when he heard this: "I don't want the divine chariot to have such great benefits, if the mage puts the divine chariot into Bixia, it is extremely easy to want the position of the three princes." ”
"Ahem~" Nan Ye coughed, pretending to be embarrassed and said, "Grandpa Zhang may not have understood." No, no, it's the lower officials who didn't make it clear. The main effect of this magic car is not to strengthen the body, but to nourish yin and aphrodisiac. ”
Zhang Rang was completely confused by Nan Ye, he had been sick and had seen the imperial doctor, in the mouth of the doctor, this strengthening the body and nourishing yin and yang are usually the same thing. Zhang Rang couldn't understand the difference between the two, so he asked suspiciously: "What is the difference between strengthening the body and nourishing yin and aphrodisiac yang that the master said?" ”
Nan Ye pretended to be unspeakable and said: "Alas~ Xiaguan will talk to Gonggong Zhang bluntly." This divine car is still secondary, and its main function is aphrodisiac. Xiaguan rode all the way to Dahan, and at first he didn't feel anything, but he felt that this magic car was very convenient. But after more than ten days, boundless thoughts often arise in my heart, and the erotic infatuation is like a demon in the heart, which makes people want to find a woman to vent. ”
"Ah~ah? Such a thing! And how did the mage deal with it? Zhang Rang felt like he was listening to gossip at this time, but the magic car was right in front of him, and he couldn't help but believe it. I thought: No wonder the mage is not easy to talk about, it turns out that there are such reasons, and I don't know if the mage went to find the mountain village Gu Huan to have a good relationship.
Nan Ye sighed and said: "Although the scientific avenue of Xiaguan's cultivation is not forbidden, but after all, distracting thoughts hinder cultivation, so Xiaguan wants to abandon the magic car and not use it. It's just that it's easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it's hard to go from luxury to thrift. The speed and convenience of the car is extraordinary, if you don't use it at the beginning, forget it, but you can't find a more convenient substitute to abandon it halfway. ”
Zhang Rang listened to Nan Ye's narration and also realized his entanglement, and came up with an idea: "Wouldn't it be good for the mage to find a woman to have a good time and then go on the road?" ”
"Ahem~" Zhang Rang's words were so suspenseful that Nan Ye choked to death. He didn't expect Zhang Rang, a dead eunuch, to be so lustful and come up with such a bad idea. But thinking about that Yan Ji just now, Nan Ye can know that Zhang Rang is an immortal flower with a lustful heart. Shaking his head, he said: "What Gonggong Zhang said is wrong. At that time, Xia Guan didn't know that this was the miraculous effect of the magic car, and he thought that his cultivation was not enough, and he couldn't control this magic car, so he gave birth to infinite demons. It is not easy for the lower officials to cultivate themselves, so how dare they act recklessly and indulge their demons? ”
There were no science fiction blockbusters or fantasy novels in the Three Kingdoms period of the Later Han Dynasty, Zhang Rang believed it when he heard Nan Ye's bizarre but reasonable words, and then said nervously: "The mage has distracting thoughts but can't bear to abandon the magic car, how can this be good?" ”
Nan Ye saw that Zhang Rang had already entered the play and laughed in his heart, so he began to flicker to death and said: "Alas~ At that time, the lower officials had no good plan, so they had to walk for a few days, wait for the idea to decrease a little and ride again, so that although the speed is slower, it is better to be at ease." I don't want to think that after a few months, there will be an incident again. ”
Zhang Rang couldn't help but urge when he saw that Nan Ye was about to speak again: "Mage, tell me quickly, what kind of incident happened?" ”
Nan Ye lowered his voice and said to Zhang: "Don't dare to deceive Zhang's father-in-law, go down to the official...... After Xiaguan rode the god car for a few months, that ...... Xiaguan's penis has actually become a lot bigger. ”
"Huh?" Zhang Rang was really stunned this time. Who doesn't know that Master Nan Ye is a saint of the Western Avenue who was personally enshrined by the emperor. It is evident that a saint had said this in his private chamber. If it weren't for that, who would joke about something so private? Besides, it's not funny to boast about the size of his penis in front of the powerful Ten Standing Attendants, unless that person is a madman who wants to die, and Master Nan Ye is obviously not.
Nan Ye was stunned and didn't give up, and continued to flicker: "Don't say that Grandpa Zhang, you were surprised, even the lower officials were also surprised at that time. In this way, Xia Guan Ke no longer dared to touch this magic car, so he had to change horses and continue to move forward. But how can this horse compare to the chariot? I didn't get far after a few months. At that time, Xia Guan moved the plan to use the magic car again......"
Zhang Rang listened attentively and stammered: "That...... Then the mage is not afraid of the phallus chief's out-of-control? ”
Nan Ye's eyes widened and said, "How can Xia Guan not be afraid if he has palpitations?" So I couldn't make up my mind for a while. Just when Xia Guan hesitated, he suddenly had a strange dream. ”
Zhang Rang hurriedly asked, "I wonder what dream the mage had?" ”
Nan Ye whispered: "That night, Xia Guan dreamed that Lao Jun came to look for Xia Guan, and asked Xia Guan if he had already arrived in Dahan?" The lower official said bluntly that he had not arrived. Lao Junqi said: There is the help of the god car to calculate the date. The lower official told Lao Jun all the things he was afraid of......"
Zhang Rang suddenly realized: "This must be Lao Jun's peace of mind, Tuo Dream and Mage." I don't know how Lao Jun will tell? ”
Nan Ye flattered: "Grandpa Zhang is wise! Isn't it Lao Jun's dream! Xia Guan was in a dream at the time, and he didn't wake up at all. Lao Jun laughed when he heard what the lower official said. Pointing to the official road: That magic car does have the effect of strengthening the body and aphrodisiac. And this power is divided into three layers. The first level of skill is just a thought, which can refresh the mind for sexual affairs, as long as it is done as it wishes, it will be natural and safe. But if you endure without letting go of it and make the yang energy gather, this skill will enter the second layer, that is, the yang will be strengthened and the thoughts in your heart will be better than before. ”
Zhang Rang couldn't help but ask, "What about this third-layer skill?" ”
Nan Ye said: "At that time, the lower officials also asked Lao Jun like this. Lao Jun said: As long as it is a mortal, when it reaches this second layer, it will be disturbed by the thoughts, and it will not be able to resist the desires in the chest at all, and it will definitely be released quickly, so mortals will have nothing to do with this third layer of skills. And the one who can resist the second layer of power is unless it is a sage in the world, or...... Or ......"
Zhang Rang saw that Nan Ye began to look at him again, and said anxiously: "Mage, say it quickly, or what?" ”
Nan Ye said: "Gonggong Zhang, don't blame, Lao Jun said: Unless it is a sage in the world or a person who has no roots, he can hold back this desire and exert the third layer of the power of the magic chariot." If the sages of the world reach this third level, they will be able to keep the golden gun from falling, have sex as they please, take yin to supplement yang, and cultivate yin and yang. If a rootless person reaches this third layer, he can form yang energy and regenerate his roots. ”
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