In the blink of an eye, Tian Fan woke up for three days, and his father and mother didn't let him go out, and always let him lie on the collapse. It's boring, so I accompanied the maid Xiao Liu'er to chat with my younger brother Tian Kun, and it was good to set up information, wasn't it? Xiao Liu'er is still young, only thirteen years old, she is a very diligent and lively little girl, with a sweet baby face and a little baby fat on her face. The little girl who is in the strip smoking period looks very thin, and her body without four taels of flesh is not very harmonious with her chubby baby face! Tian Fan likes the simple little Liu'er very much.

This girl is innocent, and she is the kind of little girl who can't stop her mouth. Tian Fan's information in her mouth is too simple, he starts, and the little girl will say it all! Younger brother Tian Kun, at the age of eight, is when he is active, he is not very sensible, and he runs around the yard all day long, making the chickens and dogs jump in the yard, and there is no time to stop. This kid looks very clingy to his brother, and he often doesn't leave, and lets Tian Fan tell him stories. also complained that Tian Fan was cheap, and that day he was lying on the couch boringly staring at Xiao Liu'er, so he told her a story. Unfortunately, Tian Kun heard it, and now he runs here every day.

Now that the situation should be touched, Tian Fan is confused.

What should you do when you come to the Three Kingdoms? You can't just wait to die, right? To be an emperor? This matter is quite difficult, it is a high-risk occupation, the danger factor is too high, and if it is not good, it is to destroy the family. Even if he succeeds in the end, is the emperor so easy to be? Be a dumb man who eats, drinks and has fun? will be scolded to death, this is not good, it is too bad! Be a wise man? Well, Mingjun is not so easy to be! There are endless things to do every day, just like Qin Shi Huang, there are hundreds of kilograms of recitals reviewed every day, and Emperor Yongzheng is also tired to death!

Judging from the Qing Dynasty, which is the hottest in the TV series now, the emperor is not a profession that human beings should engage in!

When the emperor has to get up at four o'clock in the morning and go to bed at nine o'clock in the evening, how can he sleep until he wakes up naturally? You want to collect more taxes, and the minister says that you are competing with the people for profit, how can you count the money until your hands cramp?

As a man, sleeping until dawn with his daughter-in-law in his arms is a basic benefit, but the emperor does not have it! The emperor wanted to be fortunate to someone, and they were all sent with a roll of cover, and when the two of them were finished, the woman climbed into the roll and was carried away. Even when the two of them were doing business, there were a few eunuchs and palace maids watching on the side. As soon as you want to do something new, they'll remind you not to mess around. Tian Fan felt that he didn't have that ability, and when the audience was present, he did the whole thing...... He was really afraid that he would be permanently impotent!

The emperor cannot eat at the same table as others. I often hear a certain emperor in the TV series say, what, give a banquet to a certain minister! They didn't eat at the same table, not even in the same room, they just ate in different rooms at the same time! The emperor saw that this crystal pork knuckle was very good, and said to the eunuch, what, give this dish to that person! When the minister in the next room saw this dish, he said that he was thanking Lord Longen, but what he thought in his heart might be - this shit, give me the dish he doesn't like to eat, Nima!

The Emperor is lonely! To be a good emperor, you can't show your preferences, for example, what kind of dishes you like to eat, the emperor eats vegetables for the eunuchs, and you have to eat whatever the eunuchs give, even if you see the fat and disgusting meat given by the eunuchs, you have to eat it all, otherwise it will let people know their preferences and give people loopholes. Think about it, is the emperor so easy to be? Is this the life of man?

What about following someone else? Let's be a civil servant? Well, we don't have that ability in the first place! Traitor? Qin Hui's poetry and calligraphy are very good, and Cai Jing's characters are in Suhuang rice dishes. The Song font we use now is modified according to Qin Hui's font! Look, look, we can't be traitors, right? To be a traitor, you have to have the ability, how can you do what you like if you don't have the ability, so that the emperor will obey you? …,

Nengchen? Not to mention that there are no big mistakes every day, even if we sleep four hours a day, we can't do it. We really don't have that ability!

Loyalists? Guilty of blunt advice, living and dying with the king, we are afraid of death!

Qing officials? Like Hai Rui, buying a pound of meat is sensational news? To be honest, we can't stand that suffering! Hey, it's too hard to be a civil official!

All in all, it's too difficult to be a civil official, we really don't have that ability!

What about being a military attaché? Hehe, with our strength, we can't pull a two-stone bow, and we can't play a thirty-pound weapon. As a general, you don't know astronomy and geography, do you have the face to be a general? Well, if we go to be generals, we'll be a waste of firewood, and we will never be able to do it! It seems that we only know a little guerrilla warfare, destroying the enemy's living forces, and we don't care about the gains and losses of one city and one pool. It's okay to help train the soldiers once in a while, but can we hold it down? I look hanging!

So, it's always a matter of being a military advisor, right? How domineering is it to win thousands of miles away in strategizing? But, hehe, I guess we don't have this brain! Look at the ideas of Guo Jia, Xun Yu, and Jia Xu who came up with those strategists in the Three Kingdoms, the whole one is a pervert, and we are ten bundles together, which is not as good as others!

What about being a eunuch? Belch...... Forget it!

Come to think of it, it's not easy to be the emperor yourself or take refuge in others!

Tian Fan thought about it for several days, and his brain hurt when he thought about it, and he hadn't come up with any clue yet! On this day, Tian Fan woke up and found that he was on fire! And it was quite serious, he felt that his throat was very dry, and his tongue hurt a lot. Under Xiao Liu'er's service, he barely finished grooming, and after drinking some porridge, he couldn't eat anymore. When his mother Zhao came to see him, she found out about this situation, which scared her a lot, the eldest son's illness had just been cured, why was he sick again? The old lady hurriedly asked Tian Yi to find a doctor, and she coaxed and frightened Tian Fan to the couch and asked him to lie down obediently.

Tian Fan had to lie down, and he protested: "Mother, the child is fine, it's just a little hot!" The old mother said, "You kid, you are not a doctor, how do you know that you are fine?" Lie down obediently and don't move! ”

After a while, the doctor came. This is an old man with white hair, who looks like a famous doctor! Zhang looked at Tian Fan and the old doctor worriedly, but the old gentleman was not in a hurry, he first gave Tian Fan a number of pulses, stroked his beard and shook his head for a long time, before he said a lot of Chinese medicine terms that Tian Fan didn't understand, what was too much thinking, the rise of false fire and so on, and then prescribed medicine to him. Zhang's heart was relieved, and after sending the old doctor away, the old lady personally decocted the medicine for Tian Fan, and after he took it, she watched him lie down, cleaned up the bed for him, and then sat down next to Tian Fan.

Tian Fan only felt that he was surrounded by a strong family affection that could not be dissolved, and at this moment, he seemed to have seen his mother in the previous life! He is a kind person, he is not afraid that others will treat him badly, he is afraid that others will be good to him! The grace of a drop of water, when the spring is reciprocated, has always been his creed of life.

Grabbing Zhang's hand emotionally, he shouted, "Mother! Zhang heard Tian Fan's "mother" call very emotionally, and saw her son's dependence and attachment to her, she smiled and patted Tian Fan's hand and said, "Fan'er, have a good rest!" If there is anything to say later! Tian Fanqiang smiled and nodded.

After a while, Tian Fan fell asleep, and Zhang looked at her son who was sleeping sweetly, and she smiled with satisfaction! got up and whispered to Xiao Liu'er: "Little Liu'er, take good care of Fan'er!" Xiao Liu'er agreed, and Zhang left.

In fact, Tian Fan didn't fall asleep, he just couldn't stand the look of Zhang's eyes! Seeing that kind of loving and doting eyes, Tian Fan felt very happy, but he also deeply felt that he was ashamed! He knew that that look did not belong to him, and he felt that he really couldn't accept Zhang's strong maternal love with peace of mind! But after thinking about it, I just need to honor her well and treat her as my biological mother? At this moment, he made up his mind that he must treat these relatives well! …,

At this time, Xiao Liu'er's crisp and beautiful, yellow warbler-like female voice sounded, and she said, "Childe, don't pretend to be asleep!" Get up, Madame is gone! Tian Fan opened his eyes, Xiao Liu'er made a naughty grimace at him, and continued: "Childe is still so afraid of Madame, hehe." Tian Fan rolled his eyes and said inarticulately: "Why am I afraid?" I can't stand my mother's eyes full of maternal love! Xiao Liu'er's silver bell-like laughter rang out, and she said: "Childe's words are so profound, Xiao Liu'er can't understand it!" Hehe, but Childe's voice is really strange. ”

Tian Fan said: "Stinky girl, don't make trouble!" I have a headache on my tongue, can the accent not be strange? By the way, do you have a cure for me? Xiao Liu'er shook his head, Tian Fan sighed helplessly, and lay back on the couch.

Xiao Liu'er talked to Tian Fan with a match, but Tian Fan listened absentmindedly. Suddenly, Tian Fan sat up abruptly and shouted, "There is a way!" This voice startled Xiao Liu'er, and she complained: "Childe, why are you so surprised? Shocking! As he spoke, he gently patted his chest with his right hand, which had just begun to develop!

Tian Fan ignored her dissatisfaction and said hurriedly: "Little Liu'er, quickly get me a piece of ice and a clean cloth!" Oops......" The "oops" was because he was in too much of a hurry to speak, and his tongue hurt badly. Seeing Tian Fan covering his mouth in embarrassment, with a painful expression on his face, Xiao Liu'er smiled heartlessly, covering his stomach with one hand and pointing at Tian Fan with the other, laughing so happily! Tian Fan glared at her, the little girl stuck out her tongue, turned around and ran away with a red face! As he ran, he giggled in his mouth!

After a while, Xiao Liu'er brought what Tian Fan wanted. Why does Tian Fan want these things? He remembered some foreign movies he had watched in his previous life, when someone was injured, he would usually take an ice pack to make an ice compress, which would relieve the pain. Tian Fan couldn't wait to take the thing from Xiao Liu'er's hand, wrapped the ice cube with a cloth, and then stretched out his tongue to lick it! Xiao Liu'er exclaimed, "Oh, Childe! Cool! Tian Fan smiled proudly, but his smile was very weird! Nonsense, tongue sticking out, making a smile, can it not be weird?

After two seconds of being proud, Tian Fan's face changed-his tongue was actually stuck to the ice pack! With a straining of both hands, the tongue finally separated from the ice pack! But my tongue hurts even more - there's a layer of flesh stuck to the ice pack! Tian Fan snorted, covered his mouth and lay down on the couch, his body twisted and rolled, and his mouth let out a scream like a dying beast!

But Xiao Liu'er was scared, she grabbed Tian Fan's hand in a panic, and asked anxiously, "Childe, what's wrong with you?" Tian Fan's face was covered with cold sweat, and it took a long time to recover! Talkable voice...... He said, "It's okay, oh my God, it hurts me!" I wiped my sweat and let out a deep breath, and the most painful moment passed.

Seeing that Xiao Liu'er's face turned white with fright, he patted Xiao Liu'er's hand and said, "It's okay, I'm fine!" Xiao Liu'er saw that Tian Fan had eased up, so he breathed a sigh of relief. Remembering that everything was prepared by her and Tian Fan, she said with a guilty face: "Childe, it's all my fault!" Tian Fan smiled and said, "It's okay!" After saying that, the wound on the tongue was pulled again, and there was another gasp! Xiao Liu'er hurriedly said: "Childe, don't talk so fast, if you speak slowly, it won't hurt!" ”

Tian Fan said slowly: "It's okay, it doesn't hurt......" Seeing Xiao Liu'er's guilty face, Tian Fan had an idea! Is there something that can be done? Forget it, people are still young, this is too sinful! After thinking about it, it doesn't matter, anyway, the little girl will be her own person sooner or later, if she is not satisfied with her, her final fate is to marry the little girl in the family, it is better to follow herself! After a few days of contact, Xiao Liu'er took care of her wholeheartedly, and Tian Fan was also very satisfied with her. Even if you cultivate your relationship in advance! …,

Thinking about it, he smiled maliciously, but it touched the wound again, and he couldn't help but gasp. He took Xiao Liu'er's hand and said, "You can treat me, right?" Xiao Liu'er nodded without hesitation, only to realize that he would not be cured, so a pair of puzzled, ignorant and beautiful big eyes looked at Tian Fan.

Tian Fan said: "Lick me with your tongue!" Xiao Liu'er's face flushed, although she was not yet an adult, she still knew some things! Her mother had asked her questions that made her blush, and had taught her something she would surely know later. She learned from her mother that since she served Childe, her identity was predestined, and she would be Childe's person. She also understands that as long as the son needs it, she should be satisfied with more excessive things!

Tian Fan saw her hesitation, and immediately made a look of unbearable pain, Xiao Liu'er was really fooled, she no longer hesitated, her resolute eyes seemed to be preparing to feed the tiger with her body! Tian Fan pulled the little girl and hugged her waist in his arms, the little girl's face was red, her petite body trembled slightly, her eyes were closed, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and her breathing became obviously short! Tian Fan was also a little excited, in order to relax his mood, he smiled, but the voice was weird! It's just that Xiao Liu'er, who was extremely nervous, didn't hear it.

After laughing, he let out a breath, adjusted his mood, and gently kissed her cherry lips. Although the little girl was excited, she did not forget her responsibility, when the two lips touched, she crossed the lilac tongue, Tian Fan also stretched out her tongue, and the tongues of the two were quickly mixed together.

After a while, Xiao Liu'er felt a little dizzy in his brain, so he moved his lips away, and asked with blurred eyes: "Childe, are you better?" Tian Fan said: "It's much better! However, it still hurts a little...... Again? Xiao Liu'er nodded shyly!

Xiao Liu'er treated Tian Fan for a quarter of an hour, and it wasn't until Tian Fan spoke neatly that this fragrant treatment came to an end.

After being treated by Xiao Liu'er, Tian Fan felt that his brain seemed to be more effective! Soon, he figured out what he planned for the future.

What we have is 1,800 years ahead of this era, and we know a lot of things that others can't imagine. How good is that, we are responsible for selecting the right people and letting them do what we want to do.

So who are you going to take refuge in? Hehe, we don't like Cao Cao, that guy kills people at every turn, and we don't know how to let him die. Sun quan? Sun Ce still doesn't know how he died. Others, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Ma Teng, Zhang Lu and the like are all waste, let's not consider it. It's still Liu Bei, Liu Bei is more benevolent and better to his subordinates, well, it's him!

Now let's wait for an opportunity for Liu Bei to appreciate us and recruit us! Hehe!

After thinking about this, Tian Fan can be regarded as able to sleep peacefully!