Verse 11 bragging
Liu Dutou scratched the back of his head and looked at Yun Zheng suspiciously, "You said that stone carving on the side of the road?" Lao Tzu has seen it since I was a child, why don't I know that it says **There is a waterlogged pond on the mountain? ”
Yun Zheng began to bang his head on the table again, he didn't know how to tell Liu Dutou that Mr. Yuan Zi called this mountain Shenxiu Peak, what an elegant name it was, if he wrote it in his article like Liu Dutou. The old man climbed the ** mountain today...... Yun Zheng didn't know if the romantic Tang people had the courage, and he couldn't write this kind of embarrassing article that would be thousands of years old.
"Speak well, if there is really such a thing, we can take over this work, although the county commander is stingy, the salary of twenty or thirty yuan will still be given, this is extra work, does he really want Lao Tzu to be on the mat?"
Liu Dutou dragged Yun Zheng to the top of the mountain, pointed to the open space on the top of the mountain and asked Yun Zheng where the waterlogged pond was, since Mr. Yuan Zi said that he could see the river when he washed his feet here, the river was in the north, and the place where he sat must be in the south.
Liu Dutou instructed the laborers to hurry up and work, and after a while, there was a big pit full of green stones, Liu Dutou smiled very proudly, and ordered the laborers to bury this place again, and he also grabbed a few handfuls of grass and threw it above the soil pit, slapped Yun Zheng on the shoulder and said: "Don't say it to anyone, this is the money that God gave us to us, boy, good ability, five money, Lao Tzu bought your idea, this method will be Lao Tzu in the future, don't tell outsiders, let me Lao Liu also pretend to be a master of war." “
Yun Zheng heard Liu Dutou's words and prepared to hit the tree again.
Lao Liu grabbed him and said, "It's too little, there can't be more money for eight times, Lao Tzu's brothers still have to eat!" ”
"You're hurting me, Liu Tou, let me call you Liu Tou like your brothers, do you think it's appropriate to do this?" Yun Zheng's question made Lao Liu stupid, and he pondered for a long time before he said, "Why is it harmful to you to give you money?" ”
"I'm thirteen years old, my brother is three years old, and you let our brothers take five dollars and put them at home? Are our brothers alive anymore? Five dollars can sell a haode big bull, and there won't be only one or two people who want to kill people for this money, right? You're not hurting me, how can you be hurting me? Yun Zheng yelled at Liu Du angrily.
Lao Liu blinked for a while, his eyes finally understood, squatted in front of Yun Zheng and said: "Boy, you are really letting Lao Tzu look at you differently now, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, and wealth is the poison that urges life, many people know this truth, but there are few who can grasp it in front of their eyes, you say, how to thank you, although I Lao Liu is vulgar, I still don't do things that are ingenious and robbed, you are smarter, think of a safe way to tell me." ”
Yun Zheng arched his hand towards Liu Dutou and said: "That is, your kid will be so dedicated, if you change someone, the kid must pretend that he doesn't know anything, this is your good person has a good reward, just take it as a kid Thank you for letting me be an accountant and be exempted from labor." As he spoke, he reached out and scooped up a handful of rainwater, put it in front of Lao Liu, and said, "What is this?" For me, this is the king of Hades, half a day I can still resist, more than a month, rain all day, no matter how haode body can not bear, these days buried in the trench people boy saw, sixteen people, which one is stronger than me, if something happens to me, the younger brother of the family will not survive, although you don't care, just a gesture, but for the kid, just five dollars to buy two lives.
It's not a secret, the kid didn't plan to give this life away like this, I will go to the children's exam in the future, and I will also go to the Xiucai exam, if the ancestors accumulate virtue, it is the Donghuamen roll call, and the kid also wants to tiptoe enough.
The family teacher is a hermit, although the boy learns some miscellaneous science, but it is the most profound knowledge, purely based on arithmetic, not a boy boasting, there are no stronger people in this world than the boy.
It's a pity that the boy doesn't want to learn from the miscellaneous scholars, and now the boy is back to his homeland, just want to really start from the child, step by step to complete the child's ideals, the child test is just to test the school's mastery of the four books and five classics, only need to memorize by rote, it's not difficult, if Liu Tou can help the kid find a five-person joint guarantee, the boy can take the exam and be grateful. ”
Liu Dutou's eyes were about to crack, and he stammered and swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said to Yun Zheng: "Do you want Donghuamen to roll the name?" ”
Yun Zheng nodded and said: "Why not, the family teacher said that the Great Song Dynasty's talent ceremony is just a joke in the end, a few articles can determine people's life and death, and two poems can make people soar, how sloppy, as a disciple, I naturally want to confirm the correctness of my teacher's words."
The county test is in February, the government test is in May, and the hospital test is in August, I want to see if I can pass three levels in a year, come back with the title of a showman, please Liu Tou help me, Yun Zheng will not forget your kindness. ”
Liu Dutou's eyes were so sudden that he couldn't break out anymore, so he grew his mouth, and the rain on the hat flowed into his mouth and he didn't know how to cover it, and he had completely lost his ability to think by Yun Zheng's words.
God, there is a madman here who said that he wants to pass three levels in a row within a year and complete the transformation from white Ding to fame, God, what does this madman say? Is the Talent Ceremony a joke? God, the Donghuamen roll call is all Wenqu Xing, he actually said it's nothing, Grandpa, the county magistrate is just a person's identity, just like that, the magistrate saw the Dousha Pass system, that is, he just arched his hand, Grandpa, Grandpa, my Grandpa, could it be said that a Wenqu star accidentally fell on Dousha Pass?
Liu Dutou ran away, he turned around and ran without saying anything, he was worried that his head would explode if he stayed for a while.
Yun Zheng wiped the rain on his face and shrugged his shoulders, and went down the mountain, everything to be done today has been done, the woman who cooks filled Yun Zheng's small cloth pocket with polished rice, and the two of them also have such a small pocket, which is the welfare of the person who manages the accounts and cooks, and it is not greedy. It's just that the two women milled the remaining brown rice into polished rice.
Yun Jianqiang and Yun San were still lying at the window waiting for Yun Da's return as usual, and they were happy to see Yun Da's voice and shadow, and the people shouted and barked very lively.
Yun Zheng took out the cloth bag from his waist and poured the polished rice into a small jar, which was the jar for salt vegetables on the construction site, and there were four or five at home, Yun Jianqiang saw that his brother seemed to be very happy, so he asked, "Do you have a happy event today?" ”
"No, it's just bragging and scaring a person, I'll have all kinds of arithmetic problems to do in two days, it's very boring, you can do it, it's an exam." Yun Zheng glanced at the lead-gray sky outside the window, and there was still no sign of the sun coming out.