45. Laughter and threats

In the evening, Feng Lin went to Biluo Yuan to find worry-free, Suo Huan saw him, and immediately went back to the inner room to take out the brocade box, and said with a smile: "It's a coincidence that you came, well, this is for you, the day guard is in a hurry, and he has never given it to you, I thought I would ask the prime minister to hand it over, but unfortunately the lord did not come to the study all day, now it's okay, since you are here, you can't go back empty-handed." ”

It's so solemn, but what is it? Feng Lin was curious, took the long brocade box and opened it, and saw that it was a very beautifully framed scroll.

"Expand and see." Suo Huan said.

Worry-free came in with tea, and when she saw this scene, she had always been steady and spilled the tea, and the lid of the cup touched the cup, making a big crisp sound. Suo Huan winked at her quickly, soaking back the smile that had already appeared, waving at his son-in-law with his hand in his sleeve, with a lot of helplessness in his eyes: he will bully honest people!

As soon as Feng Linfu unfolded it, the smile on his face froze. On that pair of scrolls, there is no one next to it, it is a dense number of small turtles, head and tail interspersed, one by one, row by row, team by team, there are always thousands of them, and the painting is really neat!

“…… Why did you give me this? ”

Suo Huan immediately showed an injured look, and said hurriedly: "Why did the guard forget?" You said that I was good at drawing, and asked me for it, and I agreed! ”

Feng Lin almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, how could I ever ask you for it!! Just as he was about to theorize, Feng Qiwu appeared behind him without knowing it, glanced at the scroll, and was also slightly stunned, and then his eyes flashed, and he nodded: "Well, I remember that there was such a thing." Then he turned around and sat down, and the old god was holding a teacup on the ground - watching the play.

Seeing that someone was helping, Suo Huan became more and more energetic, and said a blessing: "Lord Guard, resign from the old year, Vientiane is renewed, Suo Huan has no long things, so I can only use this to express my heart and congratulate my adult on his long life." After that, he looked at Feng Lin very expectantly, and slowly pursed the corners of his mouth, "You don't like it...... Nothing! Adults don't like it, it must be too small, so Suo Huan will give it to adults with a big picture! ”

Big ...... Big ......

Feng Lin paused, suddenly closed the two ends of the scroll, and arched his hand: "Don't bother!" Thank you for your kindness! ”

"No thanks, no thanks!" Suo Huan waved his hand and raised his chin proudly, "In order to make it easier for adults to hang in the hall, I specially chose the best silk cloth paste, which is shining with golden light, which can set off the identity of adults!" When a visitor sees it, it can still add light to his face, right? ”

Kakedoya ...... Kakedoya ......

Feng Lin looked at the paper turtle in his hand bitterly and hatefully.

The two people on the side, one of them raised their eyebrows, and the other lowered their heads and pressed their lips, both pretending not to see. Master Feng is really determined, he can still take a leisurely sip of tea, walk forward as usual, take the scroll and look at it, "Suo Huan Gongzi is thoughtful," he praised, and then patted Feng Lin evilly, "Don't let him down——"

What are you doing here?! Feng Lin looked at Feng Qiwu with a smile: "Are you serious or are you joking?" ”

"Seriously. Very serious. He stared at the scroll for a moment, and said: "But since you want to hang the hall, you can't have no name, the little turtle on this painting stretches endlessly, not to mention there are thousands, the saying 'thousand-year-old king eighty-thousand-year-old turtle' is extremely longevity, which is in line with the meaning of Suo Huan's son's gift of paintings, it is better to call the title of a thousand longevity pictures, how?" ”

Suo Huan's head was like pounding garlic: "Very good!" Very good!! - The Prime Minister is really knowledgeable!! ”

What a knowledgeable person, he is just playing tricks on people.

I saw Feng Qiwu in high spirits, took a wolf's hair, pressed the paper, and dropped the three big seals of "Thousand Longevity Map" on the upper right, and a line of small characters under it: Midwinter number nine, snow clear jade cold, friends made this piece, reward me for loving Bole to know the heart of talent, I feel its sincerity, and attach money. After writing, he threw away the pen and took out a private seal engraved with Yin inscription and pressed it.

"Take it and hang it, see who dares to laugh at you!" Feng Qiwu said, the arrogant look on his face was very charming.

Forced to get such a gift, Feng Lin really had nothing to say. Waiting for the handwriting to dry, Suo Huan put the "Thousand Longevity Map" into the box and handed it to Feng Lin with both hands, "Isn't the adult happy to look at it?" Come on—when you laugh, take it, the prime minister's words are precious. As he spoke, he threw a shiny wink at each other.

Feng Lin couldn't stand this, so he quickly grabbed an excuse to go out to find worry.

The candlelight is warm yellow, and the traces of the New Year's festivities have not faded, lanterns, red candles, and window flowers create a different kind of peace and tranquility.

Feng Qiwu has been staring at Suo Huan for a long time, the light is not dim, but the emotions in his eyes are dim. Suo Huan subconsciously leaned on the armrest of the chair, lowered his eyelashes and said with a light smile: "Adults seem to have seen the villain's daughter dress up, but why is it still like this...... Fun. ”

Fun? Feng Qiwu half-squinted, she looked interested?!

"I haven't seen it for a long time, it looks very fresh at first glance, Suo Huan's son is always suitable for light makeup, no wonder the girl ran away."

"Sounds like you're blaming me."

"I'm complimenting you." Feng Qiwu said slowly, his expression a little cold. Suo Huan chuckled in his heart, sat up straight and thought for a moment, then slowly walked to Feng Qiwu and knelt down.

"Adults are not satisfied with Suo Huan?"

"Not satisfied."

Feng Qiwu held Suo Huan's chin, and his eyes were very sharp: "Let me ask you, the people below are talking about the fact that this official is bullying people and indiscriminately prostituting, is this a ghost made by you?" ”

Suo Huan expected this, so he replied, "Yes." Before the words fell, there was a pain in his jaw, he frowned, immediately stretched his face again, and said unusually calmly: "Aren't adults allowed others to tell the truth?" ”

"Tell me the truth?" Feng Qiwu smiled coldly, approached and asked, "This official forced you?" The official forced you? ”

Suo Huan grabbed his wrist and said, "The adult has not explicitly threatened him, but if it weren't for the fear of the adult's official authority, Suo Huan would be willing to do these unflattering things?" Don't hide it, even at this moment, I still don't want to! He gritted his teeth fiercely and continued: "As for using force, I have only revealed that meaning to the county lord, why others would guess like this, it is really reasonable and unexpected. ”

It is indeed reasonable, he is just a girl, but he is a man, between men and men, there are many taboos and reveries, Suo Huan is as weak as a woman, Feng Qiwu actually "forced" him, so it is naturally impossible to be consensual in the curtain.

Suo Huan didn't beg for mercy, even if he dared to say it like this, Fengqi Wu was extremely angry, slapped the coffee table, and picked up the kneeling person horizontally, but he walked to the inner room, his steps were calm, and his face was cold.

"Childe !!" Carefree stood at the door, anxious and surprised.

Feng Qiwu stopped, glanced back, and warned, "You guys, don't come in." ”

"What's the matter......" Feng Lin followed, seeing this situation, he was so shocked that he couldn't bite the cake in his mouth, and thought: No...... It won't be......

The door was kicked open with his feet, and he was also closed with his feet, and as soon as the door was closed, Feng Qiwu let go of his hand and threw the person directly to the ground, staring at Suo Huan condescendingly. Suo Huan covered his buttocks and gritted his teeth, his face was distorted, and before he could return to his soul, Feng Qiwu stepped forward, knelt on Suo Huan's thigh on one knee, separated one of them and pressed it to the side, the action was done in one go, and in an instant, Suo Huan became a defenseless posture.

"My lord, are you trying to make the rumors come true?" Suo Huan twisted several times and failed to free himself from his shackles, so he resigned himself to lying on the ground, opening his arms, and saying this sentence in a loud voice.

Feng Qiwu didn't answer, a little evil aura burst out in his eyes, and suddenly pulled out a bright dagger from his boots, pressed it against Suo Huan's throat, and then went all the way down, briskly disconnecting the clothes belt, and then the blade was erected, and the layers of soft fabric, outer robe, shirt, middle coat, small coat were pasted on the left and right, and finally the flesh of the person was white and flowery.

The tip of the knife moved and scraped in the chest and abdomen, creating a creepy sound, Suo Huan couldn't stand such fright and stimulation, his skin trembled with a layer of small bumps, and he didn't even dare to breathe too much. The blade slowly left, but suddenly moved to the place where the lower body bulged, and stuck to the root of the appliance through the pants, Feng Qiwu exerted a little force, Suo Huan suddenly let out a gasp, and dense cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

- This is not flirting!

"Young Master Suo Huan," Feng Qiwu's voice was as dangerous and cold as a dagger, "this is the compulsion." ”

Hearing the threat, Suo Huan didn't know what he thought, his eyes were full of tears, although his body didn't dare to move, his hand slowly groped for Feng Qiwu's hand holding the dagger, and dragged him down a little bit, facing another place.

"For me, that's what compulsion."

His hands are very steady, his movements are calm, and he often seems to pull the "sharp weapon" at himself, but the sharp weapon at this moment is something that can really kill him.

Feng Qiwu looked at his hand, and then went all the way to his face, slightly hooking the corners of his mouth, and now, there was an obvious expression of interest.

"My lord," Suo Huan relaxed slightly, and pleaded softly: "Is it okay to let go, I was next to a cold thing, I was cold and scared, and I wanted to pee." ”

Feng Qiwu sneered angrily, "Do you still know that you are afraid?" What are you afraid of? As he spoke, he withdrew the dagger, stood up and kicked him lightly, "Get up." ”

Suo Huan staggered to his feet, smiled embarrassedly, and said, "I'm scared and my legs are weak." Then he ran to the bed and sat down, wrapped himself in the quilt, and patted the empty space on the bed, "Come and sit down, and let me tell the truth." ”

Feng Qiwu went over as he said, only to see Suo Huan pouting, looking very aggrieved. "The adult's command, there should be no complaints, but the adult pushed the small one forward, and then let it go, what is this! It's not that the county lord's temper doesn't know, how dare I really argue with her-in order to protect myself, and to make her die faster, I have to make others mistakenly think that adults like me very much. If the adults really mind like this, go to find a woman as soon as possible, the villain doesn't have the confidence to fight with the county lord. ”

"So, it's my fault?"

"It's the adult's fault!" Suo Huan was arrogant, and when he saw Feng Qiwu's eye knife flying, he immediately fell, raised his little finger and pinched out half a knuckle distance, and said, "I'm also at fault." ”

"Humph!" Feng Qiwu uttered disdainful syllables, as if he was angry, but the corners of his lips were pulled upward.

Suo Huan puffed out his cheeks, peeked at him with his eyes, and complained in a low voice: "Adults are so chic, I go out to eat all day long, I bullied her, and I have nowhere to reason......"

You think I want to go? Feng Qiwu shook his head, broke his face, and asked, "How did she bully you?" ”

At the mention of this, Suo Huan was suddenly excited, and accused the county lord of Yuhua of being unreasonable, how to bully others, fortunately - haha, she is so smart, not afraid of * brave and resourceful, and finally resolved her sinister intentions one by one.

——A complete excerpt with twists and turns, a beginning and an end. Feng Qiwu sounded both childish and ridiculous, but the unhappiness in his heart gradually disappeared.

"My lord, she still beats me! Chasing and fighting, hanging and fighting, the fat fist of the sandbag, the big slap of the fan, but the strength to greet me on the face! Look at you! It's all asymmetrical—" Suo Huan pointed to a face that almost came into Feng Qiwu's eyes, insisting on letting Feng Qiwu know how much he had sacrificed.

Feng Qiwu didn't see the so-called asymmetry when he looked left and right, and he really couldn't understand how much Suo Huan had sacrificed, so he "snapped" and slapped it with a palm, pushed it away, and snorted and said, "It's symmetrical now." ”

Why don't you marry and maintain it so much! Suo Huan rolled his eyes and said, "I think you are the same guy," poked the right side of his face hard, "Oh, she also hit this side, it's even more asymmetrical!" ”

"Oh?" Feng Qiwu smiled sinisterly: "I can correct it." ”

Suo Huan ate the wilt, immediately blocked his face, and strongly said that natural correction is very good, don't bother with it, adults.

Jokes are jokes, and I have to say seriously, Suo Huan proposed that the prime minister should take the county lord of Yuhua back to the prime minister's mansion to take care of it, and there will be conflicts when there is a meeting, and there will be victory and defeat, and there will be repentance if there is a victory or defeat - and then the county lord can say goodbye, so that he can not send it away!

"Someone has been sent." Feng Qiwu also knew that it was not a way for Yu Hua to blindly escape, he saw Suo Huan smiling evilly, and pinched Suo Huan's left cheek fiercely, "Listen, if you dare to fight a bad idea without telling me privately, you will really be castrated!" ”

Wow - Suo Huan hurriedly covered his crotch, like a chicken pecking rice, but he was shouting in his heart: Come on, come on, it's useless anyway! At this time, Feng Qiwu pushed him and said, "You go down, this official is sleepy." Suo Huan blinked and reacted for a long time before he fully understood what he meant, and he suddenly became angry.

"It's cold on the ground, it's cold on the ground." He said pitifully.

"Hmm." Feng Qiwu nodded, his expression seemed to say, of course the ground is cold. "Just curl up." Lord Feng kindly gave him some advice.

Suo Huan was furious, fell down in a huff, and lay on the bed in big characters. The house I live in, the bed I sleep in, my warm bed—oh, let it be you? Am I curled up on the ground? Why!

Feng Qiwu hugged his arms and said coldly: "You can't get down?" ”

"No, no!" Strong two words.

Not really, right? Feng Qiwu didn't bother to talk to him more, so he dug him out of the quilt and poked him on the ground in two clicks, kicked his shoes and socks, and got into the warm quilt.

Suo Huan was so angry that he was about to cry, Suo Huan really cried, so he poked on the side of the bed and cried, the more he cried, the more miserable he became, just like his dead mother.

Crying and crying, I was tired, and I stretched out my head to see that the bad seed was breathing for a long time, and he was already asleep, so he had to pout his mouth, suck his nose twice, and obediently went to the cabinet to find a quilt and lay it on the floor. Feng Qiwu opened his eyes face inward, listened to the aggrieved sobbing, and hooked his lips and smiled. At this time, the unhappiness in my heart can be regarded as truly dissipating.

In the hall, he stared at Feng Lin gloomily, "You said that you adults don't love men. ”

Feng Lin was stared at and felt weak, slammed his fist on the table, and said, "It's not love!" I've always been in love, what's wrong today? …… Didn't your son-in-law say it was fake? Is it for the sake of making a play for the lord of Annan? This must be known by the officials in the court, and no trouble must be made! "Feng Lin was impeached by the official to the point of incompleteness, but he couldn't be punished by the doctor, and even Feng Qiwu didn't bother to deal with those old rotten Confucians who were not afraid of death. He had suffered the loss of Yanguan, so he knew the stakes, and he was deeply worried about Feng Qiwu at the moment.

"You mean, my son-in-law seduces you adults?" Carefree and cold, he raised his hand to wipe the wet marks from the corners of his eyes, and said, "Didn't you hear him crying?" ”

In the face of such a question, Feng Lin was speechless, he scratched his head anxiously, and secretly thought: Adults are too bad at doing things, how can men and women be the same, making him cry so fiercely, and he can't find a reason to say a good word for you.

"That, our lords...... It's the first time to ...... with a man" This is okay to say to a rough old man, but it is difficult to say it to a girl, so he has to turn around and say very quickly: "Anyway, please take care of your son...... I'll go first! ”

Sanssouci knew what he didn't say, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all, just a deep sadness and a little disgust—not to anyone specific, but to a huge group, a force of reality that she couldn't change.