Chapter 164: Reading to You (1, Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Shen Fu thought that the male sister was going to pass like this, but then sprayed a few mouthfuls of water on her face, and she eased up again.
"You squirt me?!" The male sister wiped her face.
"Don't dislike me, it's not like you haven't kissed, didn't I see you faint? How did you do that? ”
The male sister stood up from Shen Fu's arms and stood up again, "I'm fine, I'm just sleepy." ”
"You can still sleep while typing, and we didn't fight all night last night, did we?" Shen Fu saw that the male sister turned her head and didn't look at the screen, "I don't write about ups and downs, and I won't make people fall asleep, right?" ”
"It's none of your business, it's okay to write, but I can't control the rest of it, you let someone else write it for you."
Shen Fu looked at the male sister and then at the screen, "Could it be that you are faint?!" ”
Some people faint blood, some people faint high, and some people faint milk, in this strange society, fainting is not unusual, and naturally there should be faint words.
"What's the matter, I just have a little bit of dyslexia, I get dizzy when I see so many words, that's all!" The male sister defended herself.
"You call this dyslexia, you're much worse than dyslexia, okay!" Shen Fu hurriedly said, "Hurry up and get out, you, here are all books, there are words everywhere, I'm afraid that you will faint again, I can't drag you like this now." ”
"Oops~" The male sister is still stubborn, "I just can't stand too many words put together, you look at this small screen, there are at least thousands of words, dense, and the head of the person watching it is big." ”
The mouth was very strong, but the movements were not slow at all, and she hurriedly left the place that made her uncomfortable.
When she arrived in the living room, she slowed down for a while, and poured a few sips of water to feel better.
Shen Fu remembered the book "The Biography of Tong Lin" that he gave her, "So you didn't read that book at all." ”
"I didn't look at it, you can take it back," the male sister looked at the smiling Shen Fu and snorted, "What are you laughing at, I'm not illiterate." ”
"I didn't say that you were illiterate, I just thought it was magical, Kao'er has a super memory, Xiaodie and Mr. Bai can also be regarded as scholars, but you get dizzy when you see words, how amazing is the human brain, to make a few of you."
"You don't have to worry about this, do you still write, do you want to help you call a Didi to write on your behalf."
Shen Fu shook his head and sat down across from her, "Bring that book." ”
"Give it back to you." Bai Shengnan took the book.
"Find out for yourself, I'll read it to you."
"Huh?" The male sister was stunned for a moment.
Shen Fu said seriously, "It's very uncomfortable to not see the finale of a book, I am the author and the reader, I feel the same way, anyway, you are only a few chapters away, I will read it to you, so you don't have to worry about it." ”
The male sister suddenly became squirming, "Don't be so troublesome, I'll look for the original sound on the Internet." ”
"What's the matter, you can't look down on my voice," Shen Fu suddenly turned into Shan Tianfang, "The child has no mother, it's a long ...... talk."
The male sister was instantly happy, "Eh, it smells like that!" ”
"It's okay~" Shen Fu smiled, "Your hobby is similar to that of my father, when I was a child, I often saw him holding a radio to listen to the Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness, White Eyebrow Heroes and other commentaries, I am familiar with the old man, come on." ”
Seeing that Shen Fu was so sincere, the male sister quickly flipped to 199 times, turned the book over and handed it to Shen Fu, "It should be here." ”
"You press the book, listen to my password and help me turn the page~" Shen Fu's hands were inconvenient, so the two cooperated, one said and the other listened.
Until noon, even though the male sister kept pouring water on him, Shen Fu still had a dry mouth, and he went to the toilet several times halfway.
Except for the diaper used for the first time, the male sister helped him to go to the back.
Anyway, men and women, that's it, with the biao of male sisters, after seeing the differences between each other, they even deliberately teased Shen Fu.
"Oops, yes, yes!
"You're the helmsman, you can't align it!
"Wait a minute, mop the floor yourself, huh!"
Behind him is the laughter of the male sister's successful prank.
The male sister cleaned up the bathroom, shook the water droplets and said, "It's time for lunch, let's talk about it after eating." ”
Shen Fu scratched his throat, "Please make me a cup of tea, it's really a drain, I admire Shan Lao too much." ”
"People have a natural voice, you do it on purpose, don't do that," the male sister said, "just tell me the story smoothly." ”
It's not a few chapters left.
The two ordered takeout, Shen Fu began to yawn, after the meal, the male sister served Shen Fu to take a nap, she began to continue exercising herself, listening to the book review in the morning, she sat for a long time, and her hands and legs were already itchy.
When Shen Fu woke up, he saw that she was pedaling the car, and her forehead began to sweat, Shen Fu held the mobile phone in his two crippled palms, and took a photo with difficulty.
"Ah, why are you filming me?" The male sister yelled at Shen Fu.
Shen Fu explained, "Not only did I shoot you, but I also filmed Cute Love and Xiaodie." I'll take a group photo of you guys when the time comes. ”
"Group photo?"
"This is Xiaodie's wish, I hope to take a family photo with a few of you sisters, it can't be realized in reality, but I learned the P-picture Dafa, and I'll let you see it when I'm done."
"That's it~" The male sister suddenly became interested, "Then you can take a few more shots, one for boxing, and burpees, do you want to ...... handstands"
After taking a set of photos with the theme of Sunshine Police Flower Fitness, Shen Fu said, "Okay, let's continue to read to you." ”
"This is not in a hurry, just finish talking before going to bed at night," the male sister asked, "Then what about you, or I will hold on a little longer, the 2,000-word chapter can at least be delivered today." ”
Shen Fu shook his head, "I've already thought of a way." ”
"What's the solution? Need my help? ”
"Don't use you, use Qianqian~"
Shen Fu flipped out a mouse from the bookshelf, "This is the voice mouse of the XX brand, I read it out, and the text can be generated." ”
Saying that, Shen Fu tried for a while.
"But there's a typo, the punctuation isn't right, and it's not segmented?" The male sister glanced at it and immediately moved away.
Shen Fu smiled, "So, when I finish writing, I will send this chapter to Qianqian, let her revise it for me, and then publish it, I will calculate, so that the speed is about the same as usual, because with Qianqian's help, it may be faster, maybe I can double change it today." ”
The male sister applauded, and Shen Fu smiled, "It's all because you inspired me, I just came up with this idea by reading to you, okay, you go to exercise, I'll start." ”
"Well, call me when you pee and drink water~"
Shen Fu: "Pay attention to the order!" ”
After the male sister went out, Shen Fu began to work, in this way, ordinary hair must be accurate, and Shen Fu can say a mouthful of ordinary hair.
It was written quickly, there were no paragraphs, the punctuation was wrong, it was full of lumps, Shen Fu shouted "male sister" and asked her to help send it to Wan Ziqian.
Qianqian was really online, and quickly asked, "What the hell?" ”
Shen Fu opened the video and raised his hands, "Qianqian, ask for help!" ”
Wan Ziqian saw Shen Fu's hands, and also saw Bai Shengnan in police uniform behind him.
"Wait, I'll go over and save you!" Qianqian gritted her teeth and closed the buckle after speaking.
Shen Fu shook his head with a smile, "After all, it's a niece, and you have to come to see me when you see me like this, forget it, let's prepare a meal for her in the evening, male sister, let's continue~"