Under the sky, there was an avenue, and on both sides of the avenue were people next to each other, and horses were next to horses. People pouted, horses raised their tails, and yesterday's food chirped out with a popping sound. Ten thousand feet fanned, the white light rushed straight to Dou Xiao, and the sun was also shy when he saw it, and hid in the clouds.

People and horses worked together, and it was just a meal of effort, so that the road to Qishan was full of feces and urine. There is diarrhea, it is already a yellow soup, and there are undigested particles floating on it, flowers and so on. The stench pierced the sky, and the clouds where the sun hid turned from white to black in an instant. It turned out that Father-in-law Sun didn't pay attention to take a breath of stink, and the light went black. Suddenly, the earth was selected into the artificial haze in this area.

It's called a notorious, that's a stinky heart, the stench drifts away with the wind, and a mile away, it can make people faint.

The three generals, Dian Wei, Xu Chu, and Pang De, stuffed a cloth in their noses, patrolled along the road.

"Pull it all well, you must clean the goods in your stomach."

"Whoever pulls the most, who has the most credit!"

"General, please."

"It's the panic that gets up in the morning, and this time I pull it out, and I will go into battle easily for a while, and it will be better to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions!"

Xu Chu was very relieved when he heard this, and suddenly found that a person on the side of the road was familiar, and walked over to take a look, it turned out to be Dian Wei. I saw Dian Wei squatting on the ground, clenching his fists and secretly exerting himself.

"Lao Dian, I didn't expect you to hide here and steal!" Xu Chu walked over and slapped Dian Wei on the shoulder, but what echoed him was a pop sound.

"Wowha, I finally pulled it out. Xu Chu, I have been constipated for a few days, but I didn't expect your voice. There is also the effect of urging and pulling, and I will be called twice. ”

"Fuck off!" Xu Chu suddenly changed color.

The other side. Upwind, Qin Feng covered his mouth and nose. Look like you're wearing a mask.

Pang Tong blocked his nose and asked in surprise: "What is on the king's face?" When he opened his mouth, he came in with a foul mouthful, and suddenly his face covered his mouth with a green face.

Qin Feng smiled: "This is a mask!" ”

Pang Tong, who covered his mouth, was immediately shocked when he saw that Qin Feng was speaking soundly. I can't help but pull out a piece of cloth, study, and put it on as a mask. When it was brought to the mouth, I found that it was really good for the king to wear a mask. You can cover your nose and your mouth without getting smelly. The heart said that from this little thing, you can see that the king is thoughtful. Surprising and very reasonable. I couldn't help but bow down: "The king is wise, this kind of mask is really an anti-odor weapon, and it can be passed down to the world." ”

Qin Feng was very embarrassed when he heard this, and said in his heart that you will become a weapon with a mask in the next life. But there is no way, who let Qin Feng come from the next generation, just find something to come out, it is all the law of the sages. All men are to be learned and admired.

Pang Tong admired Qin Feng very much, and he was thinking in his heart, the king is always innovative, and I am always wise, and what the sages say is too vulgar. He looked at the surging water in the distance. With an idea, he exclaimed: "King Shengming! He pointed to the river in the distance and said, "The courtiers respect the king." It's like this surging river, ...... endlessly. ”

Holy! Qin Feng's tiger body shook violently. Almost planted off the cloud-chasing horse. looked at Pang Tong directly, and said in his heart, "You kid shouldn't have crossed over, right?

Pang Tong met Qin Feng's surprised gaze. I can't help but be complacent in my heart, and I said that if I really innovate, you see that the king was surprised, and if you say this in the future, you will definitely be able to compare the old fox Jia Xu who is a sycophant.

However, this is also Pang Tong's youth, and he also has the right way, looking at a stinky road at this moment, remembering his duties with a sad face, and persuading: "King, this road, I'm afraid mosquitoes and flies will not dare to go." Will Zhuge Liang go? Let's go the other way. ”

Qin Feng chuckled, waved his hand and said, "Shiyuan, you don't understand Zhuge Liang. He is a very clever person, and such a road suddenly appeared in this place, and ordinary people will think that this is a way of reincarnation of grains, and it is estimated that the people around him are still coming out. But Zhuge Liang must not think so simply, he will definitely ponder, why did I have such a path as soon as I came? Did Qin Zijin make it? What did he do this for? Are you trying to tempt me? ”

"After that, he must have thought that the Lone King made it and wanted him to go another way, so he just took this road."

When Pang Tong heard this, he suddenly realized, and said in his heart that it was no wonder that Jia Xu always said behind his back that the king knew people, and even a sage could not be compared.

Qin Feng explained to Pang Tong for a long time, and he realized something in his heart, so he looked at the road and said, "Only the is too fake, Shiyuan, you leave the herald and go down, and you will still have some food and leaves in it, and some old clothes will be torn and thrown away." ”

Pang Tong admired and saluted: "The king starts from a small place, sees the big from the small, Pang Tong's admiration for the king is like a surging river, which is called an endless ......." ”

Qin Feng pretended to be angry, and made a gesture to whip the horse, Pang Tong "hugged his head and ran away", and the monarchs and ministers laughed together.

In this way, more than 10,000 people also pulled what they should have pulled, and they also vomited what they should have vomited, just behind the road, the hidden place, ambushed left and right. The soldiers of the Qin army were really happy in their hearts, and they began to pray one by one, "Zhuge Liang must come!" ”

"Zhuge Liang must come!"

"Zhuge Liang must come!"

God seemed to hear the prayers of tens of thousands of pious people, and after estimating for half an hour, he induced Zhuge Liang to come here......

It is said that Zhuge Liang gathered the remnants of the defeated army all the way, and when he arrived, he was also unlucky, it happened to be downwind, and before he saw the road, there was a breeze that sent a stench. Zhuge Liang ran wildly all the way, panting, and after taking a big breath, his face suddenly crumbled on the spot, and he exclaimed: "What's the situation, why is it so stinky?" He glanced at Zhang Fei next to him and said angrily: "Third general, are you farting again?" ”

"you!" Zhang Fei was furious, and said in his heart, you Zhuge Liang, you led the army and failed, the third master didn't clean you up, and you accused the third grandfather of coming here.

Lu Bu walked over from the side with a few generals, covered his nose and said: "Such a foul smell, something bad must have happened, don't be an epidemic or anything like it in front, send someone to check it out." ”

In ancient times, epidemics were not a matter of dying a household register, but often the death of a village by village, and it was the summer and autumn season at this moment. It's hot, and the stench comes from piles of corpses. Fortunately, after Qin Feng came to the Eastern Han Dynasty. Perhaps the number of days has changed, and there has been no major epidemic.

Zhuge Liang was shocked when he heard this. Said: "That's it, General Yan Yan go and check it out." ”

After a while, Yan Yan's face was extremely embarrassed and he rode back, and everyone only thought it was an epidemic. Who knew Yan Yan said: "It's really strange, no epidemic was found in front, but a road was found." ”

"road?"

This word is too fresh, Zhuge Liang, Zhang Fei, and Lu Bu glanced at each other, and it was difficult to hide their curiosity.

"Let's go, let's see." Zhuge Liang has a good brain. I thought about it a lot, and my heart said don't be a deception, so I want to see it for myself.

As a result, the crowd led more than 20,000 remnants of the defeated army and will continue to move forward.

After coming to the fork in the road, everyone was shocked, numb, and their faces changed drastically, crazy, and ......stupid.

"Wow. What a road! Zhang Fei looked into the distance, and saw that this road, which could pass three or two large carriages side by side, was full of feces and urine, and countless flies smelled it. Surrounded by and flowers, feasting. Oh oh yes one by one, green-headed flies, hemp flies swarmed on the road. Roll away. There is also a shell lang who launched a new dung ball and came to his partner to show off.

It's really an ecological road. In just a few hours, a new ecosphere food chain has been formed.

However. The coalition soldiers vomited, they have countless times in their lives, but it is really the first time they have seen such a magnificent road. It's really not a hero who doesn't go to the Great Wall, and he doesn't know if he doesn't see.

"Phew!" Lu Bu spat and said, "The people here are really rubbish, they actually pile up on a large scale. ”

Yan Yan was older and a little better, and when he heard this, he said: "This is fertilizer, maybe it is piled up to fertilize the land." ”

Zhang Fei retorted when he heard this: "Old Yantou, don't talk nonsense about you, old baby, if you dig a dung pit on the edge of your own land, I believe it, and I will never believe it." ”

"Third general, you don't respect the old ......." Yan Yan said unhappily. The heart said that you baby, you have only been in Xichuan for a few years, and you want to speak Sichuan.

Zhang Fei was about to say more, but Lu Bu was already impatient, and said: "Are you full of food, study this road, the road leads to Qishan on the side, let's go quickly." ”

"Qi Shan!" This remark attracted Zhuge Liang's attention, and he had a smart brain, and suddenly turned over four or five thoughts, and asked, "Where does this road lead?" ”

Lu Bu has been in Yongliang for many years, and said casually: "Chen Cang ......." You can't go, if you don't go, you go first. After Lu Bu finished speaking, he took action, and said in his heart that he had never seen such a retreat, and if he didn't go, he would study.

"Wait!" Zhuge Liang hurriedly stopped him and said alarmistly: "There is fraud here!" ”

Lu Bu was startled, stopped the army that had just started, and said, "Where did the deception come from?" ”

Zhuge Liang glanced left and right at the road and pointed: "These poops are extremely fresh, and they look like they have just been pulled out." ”

Lu Bu's face changed greatly when he heard this, and he couldn't wait to knock Zhuge Liang to death with a halberd, and said in his heart You really started to study poop. However, Zhuge Liang's words still aroused everyone's vigilance. Everyone couldn't help but look at it again, they every day, and some even several times a day. Fresh and aged are still clearly distinguished.

Zhang Fei was shocked after taking a closer look, "Wow, it's really new, how many people does it take to pull so many at once?" ”

Everyone somewhat understood what Zhuge Liang meant.

I heard Zhuge Liang say: "There are no ruts around, it will definitely not be transported here by the people, and it is impossible for the people to come here to, it must be pulled by the Qin army!" ”

"What is Qin Jun doing!" The crowd was puzzled.

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly, and said with a bamboo in his chest: "Qin Zijin is a person, you don't understand. Over here......! He tapped his finger on his temple and walked around a few more times, "Cunning and cunning, he put here, ordinary people will definitely not leave, he is just ambushing on the other side, let's pass this road to be safe!" ”

When everyone heard it, it made sense, but when they saw this road, they really killed themselves and wouldn't leave.

Lu Budao: "It's better to find another one and go to the valley!" ”

Zhuge Liang said: "This is where Qin Zijin is cunning, if we go around the valley, he will have enough time to intercept and kill us, and we will definitely die." ”

Everyone looked at the road and hesitated.

On the other hand, the end of the road.

Qin Feng was in the woods next to the road, and after half an hour, he was also a little confused, and said, "Why hasn't Zhuge Liang come yet!" ”

"Coming, coming, king, Zhuge Liang's army is coming, stepping on!" Dian Wei exclaimed, his black face was full of incredulity, and he shouted: "The king go and take a look, come here with, a grand occasion that is rare to see in a thousand years!" (To be continued......)