It went so well! I didn't expect Wudang to be subdued by me like this!

Last time Shaolin was a disaster, and this time it must not be like this. Be prepared, and use unlimited effort to prepare for eternal goals.

I ordered: "The army has occupied all the important places in Wudang City. The walls were covered with cannons, machine guns, and armored vehicles blocked every gate. By the way, a large number of mines were planted outside the city, and it was written, 'Wudang Forbidden Land, who dares to come, Wudang will beat you to pieces with one palm!' ’”

People will think, because it was said that Wudang beat you to smash your whole body with one palm, and you were really beaten to pieces, so this must have been done by Wudang.

Jinyiwei, Xichang, and the Intelligence Department have all arrived, and people have crowded the entire county, and this small city in the south of the Yangtze River is all in the Gyeonggi dialect. If you don't look closely, you won't recognize that this is actually Wudang, and you don't know and think this is Dijing.

A few days later, I walked in Wudang City satisfied. People nodded their heads and were very respectful to me, more respectful than usual. When they see my invincible Praetorian Army, they will naturally curry favor with me, but I don't understand why they are whispering from the sidelines.

At this time, Zhang Kangning ran over: "Boss! Someone from Liaodong is coming! ”

I went to the Taiji Hall, where a large number of people dressed in Liaodong were blocking the entrance of the main hall.

Most of them are Liaodong cavalry, and a small part are dressed in martial arts. Those martial arts people were dressed in white silk, some men and some women, holding two banners, one with "Changbai Sacred Mountain" written on it, and the other with "No. 1 in the world".

Dongfang Tian also brought people to arrive, and there were many Liaodong people under him, so they greeted each other.

Lu Chengzhi, Chen Enze, and Mao Sanmao also came, and they also brought a lot of soldiers.

A guy in his thirties said, "My name is Bai Zi, a representative of the Changbai faction. ”

Me: "Where's the boss?" If you say you represent, you can represent? ”

Bai Zizhong: "The head of Changbai is my father, and I am the future head of Changbai." My father asked me to come to the mainland to sign a contract on behalf of Changbai, but this is not okay? ”

Me: "What's the contract?" Why didn't I know? ”

Bai Zizhong: "A few months ago, the guy who didn't know where he came from went to Changbai Mountain to make trouble, and was beaten half to death by us. After that, they didn't dare to kick out the hall, but they always harassed us, and insisted that we agree to an old man to be the head of the Five Mountains Sect. You must know that the Five Mountains Sect has been gone for decades, and even my father has only heard of it and never seen it. I didn't expect that guy to go to the martial arts conference later. Of course, this self-defeating guy was killed at the conference. But it's none of our business, why did the court beat us? My father asked me to come over and explain to you, telling you that you have subdued us, and the Five Mountains Sect is yours! Okay, right? ”

Mao Sanmao said happily: "Very good, very good." ”

So people gave a feast and entertained them.

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The situation of Wudang City is like holding a martial arts conference in advance. The tens of thousands of square meters of Tai Chi Hall are lined with banquets, with a table of chairmen in the middle and dozens of secondary seats next to it. The statue of Zhang Sanfeng is dressed in red and green, and a banner hangs above his head, which reads: "Warmly celebrate the successful conclusion of the Five Mountains Conference after a hundred years."

But the seating order of this feast is quite depressing. The main seat of the court is Chen Enze, then Mao Sanmao, Lu Chengzhi, and finally me. This is the bad habit of the imperial court, the higher the official rank, the further forward, the lower the official rank, the lower the back. Hey, everything is only superficial, not substantial.

The chairman of Wulin's side is naturally the new head of Wudang, Zhang Baji. But this Zhang Ba Mo didn't understand anything at all, and he was at a loss as soon as he came up. A Wudang maid served him a white steamed bun and a bowl of water. When he came up, he ate steamed buns and drank water, which attracted a burst of ridicule. - It turns out that this steamed bun and water are used to eat braised pig's trotters to rub his hands and wash his hands, how does he know! Zhang Baji glanced around with a fierce light, and everyone shut up.

The envoy of the Changbai faction, Bai Zizhong, looked at Zhang Bajiao beside him.

The three seats next to it are Shaolin Mountain (that is, North Shaolin), Danxia Mountain (that is, South Shaolin), and Kunlun Mountain.

I thought there was no one in Shaolin Mountain, but it turned out that there was a fat monk sitting on his ass. Obviously, it was Mao Sanmao or Chen Enze who took advantage of my absence to be promoted to the position of host.

There are two red signs on the two vacant seats next to them, which are written with a brush "The position of the head of Danxia Mountain" and "The position of the head of Kunlun Mountain", which is quite conspicuous in the crowded hall.

Mao Sanmao raised a glass wine glass. He picked up the silver chopsticks and knocked on them, trying to silence everyone. As a result, the wine glass was shattered, splashing Lu Chengzhi and Chen Enze, and even the crotch of his pants was wet. However, he finally succeeded in attracting everyone's ideas.

Mao Sanmao: "I suggest that the position of the head of the five mountains is Shakyayi, how about it?" ”

Obviously, Shakyamuni is the fat monk.

Zhang Baji's face was displeased.

The white seed was still smiling.

I stood up: "I suggest that the position of the head of the house be decided by competition." ”

Mao Sanmao was unhappy: "I am appointed on behalf of the imperial court!" ”

Me: "I know a!" Do you know what it means to be in charge? Do you know what power is? At the last martial arts conference, I took the beggar gang leader, the eunuch gang leader, the general private gang leader, and the Shaolin head to participate, but the gang leader appointed by the imperial court was not recognized by the rivers and lakes! If you can be the leader, you must convince people to listen to you. As the leader of the martial arts alliance, you must convince the whole martial arts so that people will listen to you! ”

I pointed to the monk: "Just this fat man? You say he's the head of the Five Mountains Sect, who is he? Aren't you afraid that he will be stabbed to death when he goes out? ”

I shouted: "This fat man is the head of your Five Mountains Sect, are you convinced?" ”

Everyone shouted: "Not convinced." "And the farther away we are, the louder it gets.

I continued shouting, "Do you want to challenge him? ”

Many people shouted, "Yes." "And the farther away we are, the louder it gets. There are still many people who are eager to try it and are squeezing in this way.

Shakyayi hurriedly said to Mao Sanmao: "Official! I said I can't, you have to ......."

Mao Sanmao stared at me: "Then who do you say you want?" ”

Me: "Wudang head Zhang Baji!" ”

I shouted: "Zhang Baji, the head of Wudang, is the head of the Wushan faction, are you convinced?" ”

Everyone shouted, "Convinced." "And the farther away we are, the louder it gets.

I continued to shout, "Are you unconvinced and want to compare with him? ”

No one spoke. Someone quietly looked outside, and the blood was still dry, and there were broken bones in the cracks of the stones.

I said: "I announce, the election results, three votes agreed, two abstentions, the head of the Wushan faction is the head of Wudang Zhang Baji!" ”

This is the home of Wudang, and everyone is cheering.

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But these are useless. I've learned the lessons of last time.

I shouted, "Do you listen to the head of the Five Mountains Sect? ”

Everyone shouted, "Listen! ”

I shouted, "Are you loyal to the Five Mountains Sect? ”

All shouted: "Faithful." ”

I said, "Do you know the definition of loyalty?" It's not that you say you're loyal, you're loyal. It's useless to talk about loyalty, you must take action! ”

People are looking at me.

I continued: "I found a few junks last time, and I kept saying that I was loyal to the court, but it turned out to be all farts! The beggars and eunuchs are all finished, just because they are disobedient! Now, since you have declared your allegiance to the Five Mountains Faction, you must be absolutely loyal to the Five Mountains Faction, otherwise, those few corpses outside will be your end! ”

I spread out a piece of paper, it was the order I had written last night. I read: "Shaolin, Wudang, and Changbai each sent 100,000 people to Jiangnan, brought their own weapons, grain and grass, stationed near Wudang Mountain, and directly obeyed the orders of the head of the Wushan faction to prepare for various matters of the martial arts conference. ”

People were amazed.

I said, "Whoever does not obey the order is a traitor to the Five Mountains, and the head of the Five Mountains will kill him, and the sect will be destroyed." And not only the five mountains will make a move, but the imperial court will also take a shot! ”

People whispered.

I shouted, "Who keeps the order?" ”

No one spoke.

I said, "Good! Everyone said to do it, hurry up and tune it! If it is a day late, it will be said to be a betrayal of the Five Mountains faction in the small area, and a betrayal of the imperial court in the big one! ”

The hall was silent.

I asked Zhang Baji, the head of Wudang: "Can you do it?" ”

Zhang Baji said: "Yes." ”

I asked Shakyayi, "Can you do it?" ”

Shakya twisted his buttocks, looked around, and said, "Yes." ”

I asked the Changbai messenger, "Can you do it?" ”

Bai Zizhong was discussing with the people around him. When he heard this, he said, "We are discussing." ”

I said, "If the result of your discussion is 'can't,' then it's rebellion." Don't blame me for not saying good things about the Liaodong army. ”

Bai Zizhong said expressionlessly: "Okay." ”

Seeing that the Wushan faction was almost messed up, I was very excited: "Open dinner!" ”

Mao Sanmao said: "I haven't said it yet." ”

But no one paid any attention to him.