Chapter 155: Bedwetting at the age of twenty (2 begging for a monthly pass!) )
(Guaranteed 22)
Is this raising a child, it is really easy to increase blood pressure, and you can't be angry with her, after all, she really doesn't know how to use chopsticks.
After serving the children to eat, she looked at the bear infested again, and Shen Fu looked up on the Internet how to teach a five-year-old child to use chopsticks, and then saw the kind of children's auxiliary chopsticks that assist children in using chopsticks.
Bought it, bought it!
Seeing the food oil stains falling from Coco's collar, Shen Fu bought a napkin again.
Thinking that she was easy to get lost, Shen Fu bought a children's positioning watch again, which should arrive tomorrow, and I don't know if I have time to use it for her.
Shen Fu was thinking about it, but Coco touched the coffee table and felt lonely, only to remember that the snacks were hidden by Shen Fu.
So her smart little head turned, "Uncle, let's play hide and seek!" ”
"Okay, you go and hide, I'll look for you." Shen Fu put down his phone and prepared to participate in parent-child activities.
"Uncle, I want to find it, can you hide it~" The little girl said sweetly.
"Of course you can," Shen Fu showed his old father's smile, "Then you cover your eyes and count to 100, and if you win, I'll look for you." ”
"But I can't count 100~" The illiterate girl smiled shyly.
"What about 20?"
"Difficult~"
"Ten?"
"I can do it!" She's confident.
Okay, ten is ten.
At the beginning of the game, Shen Fu looked at his small house of more than 200 square meters, and finally decided to hide behind the curtains in the living room.
Hiding in another room, he was afraid that the child would sneak out again.
But fortunately, the two have gone through the initial run-in period, and the little girl who signed the contract seems to have adapted to life in this poor family.
After counting to 10, she began to look for people in various rooms.
In the refrigerator, in the shoe cabinet, on the top of the wardrobe, even the trash can was found, "Eh, why don't you have it~"
Finally, she walked into Shen Fu's study.
Shen Fu felt that Coco had already found the master bedroom, so he slipped into the master bedroom and hid behind the door.
At this time, the phone rang, and he hurriedly pressed it, muted the phone, and sent a message back to Long Wu, who was calling.
"What's the matter, I'm playing games with Coco, don't bother!"
Playing games? Long Wu couldn't help blushing, "What kind of game are you playing on the big night?" ”
"Hide and seek!" Shen Fu replied, "I'm the one who hid, and I was almost heard by her just now." ”
"Oh, play this~" Long Wu replied, "It seems that you guys get along well, then I'll rest assured, I'll go over and see you tomorrow morning." ”
"Okay, remember to wear a police uniform."
"Know, know~" Long Wu pulled the skirt of the police uniform on his body, it was too short, and he would wear safety pants next time.
Putting down her phone, she got up and opened the refrigerator, which still had a few corn cobs frozen in it, and had dinner.
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Shen Fu stared cautiously outside, but there was no movement for a long time.
"What's the matter, the study is so big, it should be easy to find?"
He waited for a long time, and kept staring at the door, but he didn't notice her sneaking out, and he didn't see her come out, and finally he couldn't stand it.
Shen Fu came lightly to the outside of the study, there was a crack in the door, Shen Fu saw the situation inside through the crack in the door, and then his blood pressure suddenly rose.
What the hell!
I saw Coco sitting on the ground next to the safe, the door of the safe was open, she was tearing open a pack of spicy strips, and some snack bags and scraps could be seen.
"Yes! Can! Love! Love! Shen Fu rushed in angrily.
The little girl wiped her mouth, "Haha, I found you, it's your turn to find me!" ”
After speaking, she was about to run, but Shen Fu grabbed the back of her neck.
Shen Fu can see it, she is hiding and seeking, this is to lure herself away and concentrate on finding snacks!
"Don't be angry, this is what I found with my ability, well, it's so fragrant!" She licked the spicy off her lips.
Shen Fu's blood pressure began to fall, and he was not angry, after all, he asked her to find it, and now Shen Fu was only a little curious, "How did you turn it on?" ”
Although the lock of this safe is not very complicated, the key, fingerprint, and password can be opened, but the cute love has no brains, how can she open it!
Coco recalled, "It was originally opened~"
Could it be that I didn't lock it up?
Shen Fu looked at the little girl's innocent eyes, "Okay, I believe you this time, and I'll lock the rest again." ”
"Why, it's all mine when I find it~"
Shen Fu reformulated the rules, "But you have to know, after eating these, there will be no more, you will have to live in my house for a long time~"
The little girl is still very knowledgeable about current affairs, so she let Shen Fu put the rest of the snacks back, but she just stared at it, as for the 1 million cash inside, she was not interested at all.
Shen Fu wiped the corners of her mouth clean, "If you want to hide it next, I will count to 100." ”
"Wow, you can count to 100!" The little girl exaggerated.
"That's, I'm also in elementary school, let's go, take this garbage out with me."
Shen Fu began to cultivate her ability to work on her own, although Long Wu said that her mind will basically not change, she is five years old now, and she will be five years old in the future, but as long as she can grow up, her companionship during this period is not in vain.
The child hid too shallowly, Shen Fu found it at once, in order to increase the fun of the game, Shen Fu passed by her three times and didn't find it, and said a lot of "Where is it?" next to her. "It's hidden too deep" and something like that.
It wasn't until the fourth time that she was pulled out, which also drove Coco's enthusiasm to play the game, and the two of them played such a simple game until nine o'clock.
After nine o'clock, the child seemed to have no energy, and Shen Fu wanted to arrange for her to brush her teeth and wash her face and sleep.
Brushing your teeth and washing your face took a lot of time.
Because she had already taken a bath during the day, Shen Fu only needed to wash her feet, and she also received a "Thank you, uncle".
In the end, he helped her fold the quilt, and Shen Fu finally had time to write, and finally when he went to bed, he chose to go next door.
After all, Shen Fu took chastity in his dreams, and his wife was lying next to him, so it was inevitable that his head would be hot.
He didn't want to break the trust he had built so hard.
However, Shen Fu couldn't sleep well this time, and woke up three times in the middle, and if there was any wind and grass outside, he would get up and take a look.
I'm afraid that Coco's quilt will be kicked off, I'm afraid that she will sneak out again, and I'm afraid that mosquitoes will harass her.
When Shen Fu returned to his room for the last time to fall asleep, it didn't take long for Xiaodie to run to his bed, "Uncle, why are you still sleeping lazy!" Let's go out and have fun! ”
Shen Fu looked at the time, it was not yet five o'clock, "Why did you get up so early!" Let's sleep a little longer~"
"Don't sleep, Huahua is awake! Let's go out and catch mice! ”
Shen Fu couldn't bear it, and hugged her legs and let her lie next to him, but when he hugged her, Shen Fu found that her pajama pants were wet.
He sniffed at the smell, "But! Can! Love! Love! You're wetting the bed! ”
(Is there still a commuter pass?) )