Section 53 Li Tai's Gate
The four-wheeled carriage was running lightly on the road, and the sound of conversation in the carriage was constantly heard outside the carriage.
"Dear Mr. Hypatia, a fat bird flew past the carriage just now, this king estimates that it is at least three catties, what a fat bird, but the head is very small, but the chest is very large, if it were not for my soft heart, I could have pulled it off with a whip......"
Yun Ye, who was sitting next to Li Tai, carefully leaned his body to the other side, leaned his head against the car window and closed his eyes to rest, and went to the Mengjia village to participate in a "moon jumping party".
"Dear Mr. Hypatia, there is another fat bird standing on the branch, I bet that if I scare the fat bird, it will fall from the branch, let's go and pick it up, and when we get to the Mengjia village, there will be a gift for the elder. You say yes, right? Anything heavier than air couldn't fly anyway, and I don't know how the bird managed to climb to the top of the branch. “
Yun Ye secretly opened his eyes slit, aimed at Hypatia, whose face was like black charcoal, and quickly closed his eyes again, about Hypatia's slip of the tongue, it had been arguing for half the night last night, Li Tai's image was very bad the night before yesterday, and he kept throwing the furnishings of the house out, and when he threw one of them, he said a word and flew up, and Hypatia was about to go crazy with anger.
said that the three of them would go to the "Moon Jumping Party" today to ride in a carriage, originally Hipatia and Xin Yue, who sat together that day with the twilight bell, who knew that she deliberately climbed into the first carriage to find abuse.
Li Tai is very wrong, very wrong, when Hypatia wore a red dress that night, his eyes were very intoxicated, when Hypatia changed back to his usual outfit, he immediately became very angry, this anger is still not dispersed. It's weird if this bastard doesn't like Hypatia!
The war began, and the blue-faced Hypatia sat between Yun Ye and Li Tai, seeing her waving her pointed nails, Yun Ye naturally put his body on the opposite seat, ready to enjoy the show.
"Li Qingque, Li Xiaoniao. Don't be mad at me, okay? Shall I put the red dress on for you tonight? I know you're a good person, the best good person, don't you say? “
Yun Ye's eyes almost fell, Hypatia's body leaned softly on Li Tai's shoulder, begging Li Tai to stop attacking him in a sheep's voice, her red lips leaned on Li Tai's ear, and one breast was already squeezed and deformed on Li Tai's arm.
The goosebumps on Li Tai's neck rose, but he didn't push Hypatia away, and tried to turn his head out the window. Pretending to appreciate the scenery outside, his slightly trembling legs had already revealed his current mood.
Hypatia blew into Li Tai's ears, Yun Ye knew that this guy was finished, speaking of which, His Royal Highness the dignified King Wei had already read countless women, but in such a scene, Yun Ye could say with certainty that this guy was the first time to experience it, a woman from the Tang Dynasty. Especially serious women, no one will do this.
himself and Li Chengqian. Li Tai went to the Qinglou, although there were so many times, but I don't know why there will always be accidents, either by the imperial history, or when he encountered the city patrol department to arrest criminals, the most outrageous thing is that there was a time when the stairs collapsed. Once or twice, I thought it was an accident, but there were many times, and fools knew that there was a problem, when a bastard wearing a fast hunting suit dared to point at Hou Ye's nose and ask the eight generations of ancestors, Yun Ye knew that there was a strong queen standing behind the fast catcher. Although the catcher was kicked down the stairs as soon as he wished. But everyone has lost the interest in visiting the green building.
The rookie in Qinglou is Li Tai's current fate: "Actually, what you said is not what you mean, I understand, you mean that in pure circumstances, things heavier than air can't fly, for example, when the bird doesn't flap its wings, it will definitely fall." “
After listening to Li Tai's idiot-like explanation, Yun Ye already knew what drama would happen next, holding his head and covering his ears without planning to see Li Tai's tragic situation, they were all brothers, and it was immoral to hide aside and watch the play, so just cover your ears.
"And you're still babbling endlessly along the way? Li Xiaoniao, believe it or not, I'll throw you down and see if you can fly? Although Yun Ye covered his ears, Hypatia's voice was too loud, and it was difficult to hear it.
Seeing Hypatia sitting back in her seat in full clothes, Li Tai was about to twitch angrily, no woman dares to do this to herself, she will take off her clothes if she wants her to take off her clothes, and she will do what she wants her to do, no woman has ever dared to lie to herself and turn her face after telling the truth.
Holding the ears that were buzzing by Hypatia's noise, he pointed at Hypatia and said loudly: "You stupid, you don't admit that you have said the wrong thing, the most important thing in learning is rigor, your words summarize countless possibilities, no matter which aspect can be refuted, if you hand over such an assertion to the academy, it must be a shame for Yushan Academy, and people all over the world will think that the gentlemen of Yushan Academy are idiots, and indirectly question the wisdom of the entire academy." “
Hypatia poked her red tongue out, licked her lips exaggeratedly, took out a wad of paper from her bag, and shook it towards Li Tai with a very proud look.
Li Tai snatched the papers, flipped through two pages at random, the arteries in his neck bulged, and roared: "Who allowed you to make a text of the opinions of the two of us to the academy, sue you, I don't agree!" “
After saying that, he tore the paper to shreds, and provocatively stuck his hand out of the car window, letting the shredded paper fly away like a butterfly.
Hypatia didn't care, took out the makeup box given by Yun Ye from her bag, looked at her appearance from the mirror, and retouched her hair, and waited until she felt that she was perfect, then she smiled at Li Tai, who was waiting for her to be angry, and took out a stack of paper from her bag and stuffed it into Li Tai's hand and said: "It's always such an urgent child, how can you lose your temper after only reading two pages, read it carefully, I did both the two things you didn't do when you were lazy, there are detailed numbers in it, and I found that I injected air into the glass bottle, The balance changes, but when air is poured into the pig urine bubble, the balance does not.
And then I thought, what went wrong? I'm sure the air in both containers is about the same, so what's the reason for the disagreement? Later I thought that their volume changed, the volume of the air in the glass bottle remained the same, but the density must increase, so the balance at rest would tilt, and the pig's urine bubble was filled with the same amount of gas, but its volume became larger, so I was sure that the air was buoyant.
The rest is your growth, you have studied mechanics very well, and now it's your turn to tell me, why can the big-breasted fat bird you see fly? “
Li Tai's pupils shrank, and suddenly shouted for the carriage to stop, he jumped out of the carriage, picked up a stone and threw it far away, thought for a long time, and threw several more stones before he got back into the carriage with words in his mouth, except for Yun Ye, no one understood Li Tai's behavior, including Hypatia.
Li Tai suddenly opened his eyes and said to Hypatia: "You don't need to sign my name when you find air buoyancy, you did it, even if you make a discovery, it belongs to you alone, and it is not uncommon." “
Hypatia has never been modest, took out her charcoal pen, happily crossed out Li Tai's name from the paper, and quickly stuffed the paper into her bag, and said to Yun Ye with a smile: "Li Xiaoniao really has the bearing of a manly man, I am a little woman, so you are welcome." “
Yun Ye will not tell Li Taitong what a huge door he has opened for himself by throwing stones just now, if there are more people like Li Tai, Yun Ye thinks that he may have the opportunity to travel around on Datang Airlines in his old age.
Li Tai glanced at Hypatia with disdain, shook the hem of his robe, sat down and asked Yun Ye: "Yezi, are you sure that there are endless bananas in the Mengjia Village?" And that kind of miracle drug, Tian Qi? “
"That is, that banana forest is still found by me, very large, I estimate that a thousand acres is less, but there are always wild beasts there, including elephants who go there to eat bananas, and we also found a rhinoceros back then, and the huge rhino horn cup in my house is made of that rhinoceros horn. I don't show it to ordinary people.
As for Tian Qi's thing, it is something that Mr. Sun considers, you will not be interested if you see it, we are here to chop bananas, and by the way, we will participate in the "Moon Jumping Party" to have a good time, during the previous time, we have lived too hard, it is necessary to compensate yourself, the people in the Mengjia village are very good, sometimes I feel that this is the habitat of my soul. “
Li Tai didn't know what the "moon jumping meeting" was, and thought that it was the same festival as August 15 or the first day, since he was about to start the hard research work, it would be good to have a good time before this, Hypatia was even more yearning for this quaint totem ritual, she thought that the "moon jumping meeting" was the same as some wild witches in the West, wearing the skull of a beast, drinking the bat feces with live menstrual blood, if there was a beautiful girl on the scene who was put into a stone mortar and mashed and then eaten by everyone, That would satisfy her yearning for savagery even more.
In order to facilitate the transportation of dried bananas and Tian Qi, the Yun family specially built a road for the Meng family's village, of course, this was with the permission of Young Master Li Rong, otherwise it would be a crime.
This road is very flat, it is rare for people in the mountains to have a flat road, so they attach great importance to this road, as long as it is the village on both sides of this road, they will consciously repair it, even a big stone can not be seen on the road, the rain in Lingnan is very much, but this road is not damaged at all, as long as there is a damaged place, whether it is a pedestrian on the road, or the people in the village will stop, repair the damaged place, will continue to hurry, this is already a custom here.
Because the wise Great Elder of Mengjiazhai said that those who don't build the road will be eaten by the Dark Lord if they take this road. (To be continued......)
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