Chapter 583: Not a funny joke

But Fang Yingwu, who was about to break his leg in the past two days, was led out of Xihua Gate and came to Xiyuan. Fang Yingwu still has some special thoughts about this place, he led the people into the palace to clear the snow three years ago, and he saw a woman with a special identity here, and he didn't know how she was doing.

But today, although Fang Yingwu entered the West Garden again, he did not have freedom of movement, and walked north along the Taiye Pond to a flat site surrounded by green trees.

There are dozens of palace eunuchs gathered here, through the gap in the crowd, Fang Yingwu vaguely saw that there were two people in the field holding clubs, hitting the ball carved from wooden lumps, and there were eunuchs holding dozens of wooden clubs waiting on the side.

Combined with his own historical knowledge, Fang Yingwu guessed that this is the legendary popular sport of the Ming court? It is said that it is said to be an ancient golf game, and the style of playing this is more like the goalball of the elderly in later generations. But there's a little hole in the ground, and it's a bit like golf again.

The inner prisoners who acted as spectators surrounded the venue, cheering and cheering at every turn, and the atmosphere of the scene was extremely warm. Only the newcomer Fang Yingwu stood alone outside the crowd, waiting to be summoned.

He could see that among the two figures in the venue, there must be one person who was the Son of Chenghua, and he didn't even have to think about it. But Fang Yingwu is more concerned about who is the other person who competes with the Chenghua Heavenly Son?

Being able to play with the Son of Heaven is definitely a privilege and grace, and it is not something that ordinary people can enjoy.

With so many internal supervisors present, Fang Yingwu had the heart to find someone to ask, but after opening his mouth a few times, no one paid attention. In the end, Fang Yingwu was the only one standing alone on the periphery. It seems to be excluded and isolated by the invisible circle, and can only wait for this ball game to end.

There is nothing unbalanced. Who made him a newcomer who broke in, and a newcomer who was different from everyone else. Who does not exclude him? All newcomers must have this awareness.

I don't know how long I waited, but when I felt numb in my legs again, the crowd suddenly opened up a passage, and Zhu Jianshen, the son of Chenghua, was helped out by two little eunuchs. Then someone moved the throne and helped the Son of Heaven to sit down and rest.

The eunuch who led Fang Yingwu into the palace stepped forward quickly, played a few words with the Son of Heaven, and then turned around and shouted: "Xuan Fang Yingwu!" ”

Fang Yingwu stepped forward quickly, bowed three times and bowed nine times with a big salute, and shouted long live in his mouth. Then the Son of Heaven gave him a flat body according to the custom.

Zhu Jianshen is an introverted personality and stutters, usually taciturn, and does not like to take the initiative to speak. And Fang Yingwu stood in front of the Son of Heaven and found that he couldn't open his mouth anymore!

He originally thought that with his verbal skills, he would not make the mistakes of Peng Shoufu and Teacher Shang back then, and when he saw the Son of Heaven, he couldn't just shout long live?

But the reality told him that things were not so simple, and the old-timers were not so stupid. There is indeed a reason for the cold situation where there is nothing to say.

Above the temple, whether it is the Son of Heaven or the minister. used the identity of the public to the public, and appeared with their own masks.

In addition, the Son of Heaven in private is for most ministers. It's a very strange character. Whoever suddenly sees a stranger, but he is afraid that he does not know what to say for a while.

If it's an ordinary stranger. Then you can test a few sentences and find a common language. But the stranger in front of him is the emperor who lives and kills. Who would dare to risk a big disapproval and tempt casually? Therefore, bureaucrats with a little experience will inevitably have ideas similar to "ten thousand words are better than one silence".

Fang Yingwu couldn't help but think crankily, did he have to be in a daze for a while, and then go out after kowtowing a few times and shouting long live? Finally, there are rumors that there will be another long live blue sky?

At this time, the eunuch who had accompanied the Son of Heaven to beat the pill appeared on the right hand side of the Son of Heaven, pointed at Fang Yingwu and scolded: "Fang Yingwu, you are so bold!" The emperor has gracefully summoned you, and you dare to be late! This is disrespectful! ”

Zhu Jianshen subconsciously looked at the sun when he heard this, it was already noon at this time, and Fang Yingwu was indeed a little late.

But when Fang Yingwu heard that someone was talking about him being late, he secretly screamed in his heart! The other party must be prepared to come, and someone in the palace took advantage of this to make trouble, which is enough to prove that he was decisively trapped!

In retrospect, from the first step in entering the palace, someone dug a trap for himself!

The Son of Heaven came to Xiyuan today, and he should have let himself come directly to Xiyuan to face the saint, but the damn guide eunuch led him to make a long detour to Qianqingmen, and then took himself to Xiyuan again in a pretend!

In between, I don't know how much time was delayed! By the time I arrived at Xiyuan, it was obvious that it was too late!

This palace is really the most dense place of intrigue and intrigue in the world, and I tried every precaution, but I still didn't even see the face of the Son of Heaven.

Fang Yingwu thought about it again and again, and then replied: "Tossing and turning last night, I got up and flipped through the sage books, and accidentally read too much, so I got up late to wash up. ”

The eunuch sneered again: "What do you read the book of sages? It's just a pretext and an excuse. ”

Fang Yingwu took a step forward and bowed his hand and said, "I don't know the name of this father-in-law?" ”

The eunuch replied quite proudly: "In the next place, Liang Fang is also!" ”

It turned out that he was the great eunuch Liang Fang! Fang Yingwu was taken aback, no wonder this person is qualified to accompany His Majesty Xià to play pills on the field!

Fang Yingwu couldn't help but take a closer look, but saw that this Liang Fang was born with fine skin and tender meat, and he still had a bit of appearance. But it's normal, the Son of Heaven definitely doesn't want to be surrounded by crooked melons and cracked dates, which will hinder the view.

While gathering relevant knowledge in his mind, he replied: "I did read the sage book last night, but when I thought about it, I found that there was a sentence to give to Grandpa Liang!" ”

"The Book of Sages? Which one is worthy of Liang Gong? Suddenly, someone asked.

"It is the Analects of Yang Goods, and there is a sentence in it, the master smiled and said: Cut the chicken with a knife and give it to Liang Gonggong when the time comes."

The people around him all knew that this joke was funny, and they could even figure out two meanings, but they all stuck in their throats and refused to laugh.

These two meanings, one is to ridicule Liang Fang's desire to die on behalf of Liang Fang, and keep asking questions and speaking on behalf of the Son of Heaven; The second is the deliberate misinterpretation of the literal meaning, which is a naked humiliation of the eunuch.

But no matter what it means, after laughing out loud, it will offend people. Therefore, the scene was silent, as if Fang Yingwu had said a bland dialogue.

Just when Fang Yingwu felt bored, the Son of Heaven raised his head and laughed, and then said, "The Liankong Saint will maliciously make fun of the eunuchs." ”

The Son of Heaven is the biggest here, and if he can make the Son of Heaven laugh, the problem is not a problem. The matter of coming late will be skipped at that. (To be continued......)