The Han sisters are the same age as Wu Shuo and Qi'er, although they are both innocent of girls, but the Han sisters seem to be more intellectual and sensible, and they will hurt people. And Wu Shuo and Qi'er are completely stupid and cute little Lori, who can't think about anything else when they get together except play.

"Where's the mirror?"

Qi'er pointed to Wu Shuo in the outhouse, Liu Yue could only see Wu Shuo concentrating on what he was doing from a distance, and when he walked out, he found that the little magic stick was focusing on the curtain with a magnifying glass.

"Hey! It's going to catch fire, not to the curtains. ”

Before Liu Yu's words fell, a flame had risen from the curtains, curtain cloth and papier-mâché windows and wooden beams, and the fire intensified, not even giving Liu Yu a chance to stop the fire. Wu Shuo raised his head and looked at the rising flames and was stunned, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "It's on fire!" ”

Qi'er had never seen a fire, and she didn't have the sense of urgency to run for her life immediately, but instead looked at the rising flames, her face was faintly excited.

"See what?" Liu Yu was speechless at these two little Lori, regretted teaching them to play with a magnifying glass, and yelled at Qi'er, "Don't run away yet!?" ”

Qi'er was puzzled: "Isn't it time to put out the fire if it's on fire?" ”

Liu Yu was speechless, and said in his heart that this should be the result of a lack of safety education.

"To fight the fire, you have to run for your life first! Old man Wu, it's on fire! Evacuate! ”

Wu You hurriedly cleaned up the things on the table: "Wait first, move the things out of the house, you ...... Come over and help. ”

This escape stall, Liu Yu still had the heart to go over to help him pack his things, and glanced at Qi'er, Xiao Lori was turning around and looking at Wu You in a daze, and what was even more odious was that Wu Shuo shouted a few words and didn't run out, but came to the inner room, seeing that the rising fire had burned the roof beam of the outhouse.

"Fuck, the palace houses are all made of saltpeter? Is it so easy? ”

Liu Yu scolded, raised a chair and smashed it at the window, the window broke in response, Qi'er asked, "The window can be opened, why do you want to smash it?" ”

At this time, it was really unwise to explain to this stupid little Lori, Liu Yu jumped out of the window, the smoke began to choke, Liu Yu yelled at Qi'er and Wu Shuo in the window: "Come here!" ”

Even a little Lori found the urgency of the situation, but she couldn't climb up to the window, Liu Yu put her hands under Qi'er's armpits, raised one like a radish pull, and then pulled Wu Shuo out, Wu You also hurried to the window, handed Liu Yu a box of messy things, arched himself and drilled out of the window.

The four of them sat side by side in the open space, watching the eunuchs and guards in the palace beat gongs and drums to fetch water from the water tank and well to fight the fire, and Liu Yue secretly rejoiced that he managed to escape for his life before the fire spread to the inner room. First, his own kitchen caught fire, and then Old Man Wu's astronomical institute caught fire, and Liu Yue felt that his five elements were on fire.

Wu Shuo muttered and complained indistinctly about not bringing out the clothes and divination utensils in the house, Qi'er persuaded beside him, and Wu You muttered that he wanted to move his residence. Liu Yu glanced at the heartless three, and felt that he couldn't do it.

The fire in the palace was a major event, and even He Mao, the commander of the Imperial Forest Army, came to check it in person, but fortunately, the fire was extinguished in time and did not cause a big impact, but the inside and outside of the house were smoked black and could no longer be inhabited.

Qi'er's mother, Lin Meiren, heard that this was on fire and was worried about her daughter's safety, so she personally came to pick up Qi'er back to the inner court, and kindly thanked Liu Yu for saving Qi'er in time. Counting this is the third time Liu Yu and Lin Meiren have met, the first time I saw Liu Yu, I still felt that she was a little nervous, and now it seems that Lin Meiren just doesn't care about foreign affairs, she is still very concerned about her daughter.

He Mao wanted to report the fire to the emperor, and only mentioned the accident in the cause of the fire. The emperor allocated this temple to Wu You for research, and naturally he had to bear all the consequences caused by scientific research, including fire. Liu Yuxin said that if he studied a military gunpowder and firearm here, the fire would be considered light.

After being tossed like this, Liu Yu returned home with an empty stomach, and as soon as he passed the porch, he saw Cao Zhan peeing on the flowers, followed by a group of female guards peeping.

"Zhan'er, what are you doing?" Liu Yu shouted with a calm face.

"Pee." Cao Zhan raised his head and looked at Liu Yu.

Liu Yu saw that he didn't lift his pants after peeing, so he went up to help, and said, "Old man, won't you go to the thatched house when you pee?" How embarrassing are so many little women watching behind you? ”

Cao Zhan was puzzled: "These sisters are very good, they can watch it, and my mother often watches Zhan'er pee." ”

Seeing the appearance of those female guards snickering, Liu Yue knew that he couldn't explain to this little guy what it meant to be "men and women don't kiss", and seeing Cao Zhan go back to bow with a group of female guards, Liu Yu walked into the room with a gloomy face, Xu Xuanzhu smiled and said: "Why should the husband be angry, Zhan'er is still young, and it doesn't hurt to be seen." Is the husband angry outside? ”

Liu Yu told him about his imminent temporary leadership of the Imperial Forest Army and the fact that the palace was on fire.

Xu Xuanzhu smiled and said, "I didn't expect my husband to stumble." ”

Xu Xuan learned to cook and set his kitchen on fire, Liu Yu taught the two little Lori to play with a magnifying glass and burn down the palace, and the couple had a common character in "ignition".

Xu Xuanzhu said: "Fujun's two friends, Sui Shaoyin and Li Duwei, have been here before, and I heard that Fujun went to the palace, so he went back without stopping. ”

Liu Yuxin said that this time the suppression of the rebellion Li Mi and Sui Yi can also be regarded as a meritorious service, and it stands to reason that they should be promoted, but their official positions are promoted fast enough, and they cannot be promoted. It's always inappropriate to let two hairy boys who are new to officialdom take charge. Li Mi said that most of the time, the Yamen of the Defense Division is a furnishing yamen, and Sui Yi is only suitable for being the second-in-command, slowly learning the tricks of being an official.

"Didn't say anything?"

Xu Xuanzhu said: "It's like inviting your husband to a banquet." ”

Liu Yu felt very tired running around all day today, and didn't want to wander around with Sui Yi and their Xiaohualou Zangyunfang, and said: "I won't go to any banquet if I don't have anything important, madam, I'm hungry, is there anything that can cushion my stomach?" ”

Xu Xuanzhu instructed the newly arrived maid to get snacks, a new temporary kitchen was built in the house, and there were maids with good cooking skills, so the three meals in the house finally didn't need to be eaten again and asked Sui Yu to find someone to send them.

Near dusk, a left commander of the Imperial Forest Army named Yang Lie came to pay a visit, saying that he had sent a calendar for Commander He. He Mao was going to leave Chang'an that night to take the second prince Su Dian back to Beijing, which means that from the second day, Liu Yu would temporarily act as the commander of the Imperial Forest Army until He Mao returned.

"Commander Liu You, the lower official will take you on patrol these days, and you can ask the lower official if you don't understand everything." Yang Lie is only thirty years old, belonging to the typical second generation of officials, who has risen to prominence at a young age, and speaks very flatteringly.

Liu Yu felt that it was wrong when he heard this, he introduced the right commander of the Imperial Forest Army as the temporary commander, and his familiarity with the business was not as good as a subordinate, and he wanted his subordinates to accompany him all the way to explain it, why did the emperor find him as the temporary commander? Wouldn't it be better to find another right commander in charge of military training, or just let Yang Lie do this errand?

Anyway, the errand was sent, and Liu Yu's leisure time had to come to an end first.

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