As class time came, Lockhart walked into the classroom.

This time, he didn't bring any elves or other magical creatures.

Lockhart still knows that he is self-aware, especially after the first class.

His goal now is to spend a year and leave the school with Lockhart and Hogwarts, which he is currently writing.

The main content of the book, of course, is how he taught the famous boy and the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin.

By the way, the other professors are black and black, which sets off his wisdom and martial arts, tall and mighty.

Finally, there is a drama of "Dumbledore is lonely in bed" and "Lockhart refuses the headmaster position three times".

Toto is another bestseller.

As for whether he will be approached by Dumbledore......

That's not afraid, anyway, the British leeks are about to be cut, and it is time for him to cross the ocean to save the American people in dire straits.

There is a Squib named Trump who is a fan of his books, and last week he enthusiastically wrote to ask if there was any magic that would allow him to fly safely to the sun at breakneck speed!

How can a Squib learn magic, Lockhart casually recommends a Muggle cannon.

He was now ready to go to the other party and flicker again.

Of course, the professionalism of the teachers is still there, and Lockhart didn't want to be exposed by the students, so he started his own performance.

I saw him standing on the podium, shaking his head in disappointment.

He sighed and said softly, "Kids, on Monday, I gave a simple quiz to the little wizard in the second grade.

It's a pity that no one has read my books well or understood much knowledge......"

So, I used the elves to test everyone's actual combat level...... To be honest, I was disappointed with the quality of teaching at the school! ”

Lockhart walked around the classroom with a pained look.

"I—Lockhart, a best-selling British author, a world-class master of the Defence Against the Dark Arts, a third-class medal of the Order of the Lord Merlin—can't I get rid of those little goblins?"

"I'm just trying to create a real environment to test everyone.

After all, in the days of fighting werewolves and banshees, I experienced life-and-death battles and bloody hand-to-hand combat, and I have long since become low-key. ”

"It's a pity...... Of course, it's not your fault...... I heard the story of the first two professors, and it is only because you don't understand anything. ”

Lockhart threw the pot on Quirrell and Tywin, and then began to pick up his "Wall Street Twilight Wolf" and read it to everyone.

"After subduing the werewolves with the 'Suppression Werewolf Curse' that I created uniquely, they finally repented.

I gave the signed version of "March with Werewolves" to the werewolves, and they said they wanted to read it carefully. ”

Behind Lockhart, there were also several Slytherin students, dressed in werewolf dolls, performing expressionlessly.

The students sitting below all laughed and applauded.

Lockhart's stage play is still very good, and he has the potential to be an actor.

"That Sunday, I called Jacob, the leader of the werewolves, and Edward the vampire together for a drink at the bar.

Edward brought out the treasured dragon's blood and invited me to taste it. Oh my gosh, I'm actually quite disgusted with dragon blood, and it makes me sick to my stomach...... Of course, they didn't know that I liked aged whiskey! ”

"I persuaded the two guys to reconcile and not to get mad at Bella's green tea who stepped on two boats.

- By the way, Bella is pretty and beautiful. ”

"I said my wish was 'peace between those who can do magic and those who can't.'"

They laughed, and I said don't laugh, you'll know why after watching my "Sleeping with Giants".

So, I got them both drunk and secretly went to Bella's room...... Subdued her! ”

William smacked his lips and felt that it was a pity, the previous content could be omitted, and this part of the content could be described in more detail.

Soon, class ended, and everyone left unsatisfied.

Lockhart recaptured the hearts of the students, but only in acting.

All students treated Lockhart's class as entertainment.

When everyone left, William was there alone waiting for Lockhart.

"What's the matter, William, is there anything you don't understand?" Lockhart put his arm around William's shoulders eagerly.

"No, I've had some greasy hair lately and would like to ask for a few bottles of your invented shampoo...... It was the kind given to Professor Snape on the day of the Sorting House. ”

"Vision, kid!" Lohartra walked towards William's office.

"No wonder you're the youngest recipient of the Order of Merlin. When I was twelve or thirteen years old, if I had your vision, I would have become the Minister of Magic. ”

"Is one bottle enough?"

Lockhart pushed open the door and walked in with William, pulling a bottle of shampoo from the shelf.

"I'm afraid it's not enough......," William said weakly.

"Huh? What are you going to do with it? Lockhart wondered. For female fans? If that's the case, as a person who has come over, I will have to criticize you.

I've always just accepted gifts and then wrote a thank you note......"

"No, I have a few friends who want to keep their hair shiny like you." William laughed.

Lockhart was silent.

The shampoo was expensive, as he had placed a lot of bird and snake eggs in it.

But because it is too expensive and dangerous and does not sell well, this makes him sad all the time.

He suddenly saw a business opportunity, a new business opportunity.

Lockhart eagerly put his arm around William's shoulders and said with a smile, "William, I heard that you opened an Akali mystery shop?" Sold a lot of expensive alchemy items? ”

"That's right, it's connected to the shops in Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade."

William didn't know why Lockhart brought it up.

"It's just selling gadgets, how would the professor know?"

"It's not a gadget, 'The alchemy items sold in Akali's Mystery Shop are all fines,' even I've heard of it.

So expensive alchemy items can be sold, you must have a wide network, right? ”

William raised his eyebrows, as if he understood something, and he smiled: "That's true." ”

"Can you bring the goods for me? You know, taught me that my secret ambition was to rid the world of evil, as well as sell my own line of hair lotions. ”

William's smile grew brighter.

"Of course, I need to give the shampoo to some friends and let them use it, and by the way, let them promote it.

I'm a loyal customer.

For example, Mr. Fudge, the Minister of Magic, my best brother, Lucius Malfoy, and Umbridge, the senior secretary of the Ministry of Magic, ......"

"Of course, public relations can't be less, just send it." Lockhart was excited. "How many bottles do you need?"

"Ten bottles?" William Merlin opened his mouth.

"Don't......"

"Those eight bottles."

"Thirty bottles, don't be polite to me, or I'll be in a hurry with you!"

William hurriedly refused to give money, and he took out his empty pockets several times, but was severely criticized by Lockhart, and finally had no choice but to accept the shampoo.

Well, the bird and snake eggs are in place, and William can happily make the elixir again.

Sure enough, the white prostitute was cool for a while, and the white prostitute was always cool.

William put the shampoo in the ring and walked out.

He heard Lockhart's excited singing voice from the office, seemingly celebrating the soon-to-be-best-selling shampoo.

"Pale yellow shampoo, fluffy hair.

Hold my hand and watch the latest earned Galleon ......"

"It's just a dream, and I'm still very moved after waking up for a long time......"

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(Thanks to the "Wind Spirit Fifteen", "Sighing", and "Bengang Rice" three big guys for their tips)

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