Chapter 36: Late Night Bar Opening
After adding water to Bai Jiaoyue and adjusting the water temperature, Shen Fu retreated.
Alas, in the past, they could be together at this time, and Bai Jiaoyue didn't say politely, let herself.
This belongs to being a guest at my house, and I don't understand this bit of politeness.
Shen Fu settled down in the second bedroom and began to write a small composition of today's confession with Bai Jiaoyue, waiting for Xiaodie to show tomorrow.
He always felt that his words would be clearer than his words, and today's conversation gave him a deeper understanding of Bai Jiaoyue.
After I finished writing, it was less than 10 o'clock, and there was no Xiaodie, and I felt that time passed so slowly, after all, there were many less husband and wife projects.
So he was in the author group for a while, mainly showing off his macho pink mechanical keyboard.
As expected, this group of old guys opened their mouths with sour words such as "uh, this one must be very cool to kneel" and "better than a washboard", and the group was full of happy air for a while, but Shen Fu knew that they must be very bitter in their hearts.
This kind of bitterness is jealousy~
After that, he wrote a detailed outline of what will be updated tomorrow and an outline for the next month.
After the first month on the shelves, it can be a little slower, 4000~6000 words per day, and the quality is strictly controlled.
Just lying down, Shen Fu heard something outside, as if some door was open?
Could it be that Bai Jiaoyue is going to run out again?
Shen Fu didn't wear any pants, and immediately ran out to check, and then saw that in the dark, Bai Jiaoyue, who was wearing white pajamas, was standing in the refrigerator, holding a tomato in his hand, and the refrigerator door was still open.
Bai Jiaoyue also found Shen Fu, and her other hand retracted from the refrigerator, and there was another cucumber in her hand.
The two kept looking at each other, and Shen Fu spoke first, "Are you Bai Jiaoyue or Bai Shanshan?" β
Bai Jiaoyue closed the door and said calmly, "I haven't eaten at night, so I'm looking for something to cushion my stomach." β
It seems that it is still Mr. Bai, "Then you ......"
"Shhh
"Huh?"
"Isn't it basic politeness to put on your pants when talking to a lady~" As she spoke, she took a hard bite of a cucumber.
It used to be like this at home, Shen Fu was helpless, and put a big pair of pants on top of the boxers, hey, it seems to be the one that Bai Shengnan worn.
Shen Fuyi, who was dressed, counted Bai Jiaoyue with words, "I asked you when I was eating just now, you still said that you don't eat or are hungry, but now you are secretly eating and stealing." β
"You also said, just now, I wasn't hungry just now, I'm hungry, I didn't want to eat just now I want to eat, what's the problem, and I'm not stealing, I didn't turn on the lights just because I don't want to affect your rest, this is a manifestation of my kindness."
"Xiaodie participated in the Qinghua debate team, shouldn't you be the one who played for her, so good!"
"I'm just convincing people with reason~"
"Then have you ever heard of a truth, vegetables and fruits should be washed before eating, otherwise it is easy to get upset."
Bai Jiaoyue glanced at the half of the cucumber in her hand and said worriedly, "I only ate one bite." β
Shen Fu walked over, took the cucumber from her hand, and naturally took a bite, "It usually won't take until the next day to react, if Xiaodie has diarrhea, I will accompany her." β
Bai Jiaoyue looked at her empty left hand, "It's a pity that there is only one toilet in a bathroom, otherwise you can join hands together." β
Shen Fu paused, imagining that picture, "Hey, Bai Jiaoyue, you are so disgusting!" β
Bai Jiaoyue: "You disgusted me first, show your affection to me!" β
"I did it instinctively, not on purpose," Shen Fu reflected on himself, "In the future, when you are there, I will try to refrain as much as possible, and bring the tomatoes." β
"What's the matter, you want to eat this too!"
"I'll make you a scrambled egg with tomatoes."
"Where's the egg?"
"Here, next to the ham sausage, two is fine," Shen Fu reopened the refrigerator, "You can go to sleep quickly after eating, sleeping hungry is not good for Xiaodie's stomach." β
Watching Shen Fu skillfully scramble eggs first and then tomatoes, Bai Jiaoyue asked, "Bai Xiaodie won't cook for you?" β
"Yes, but I'll do it myself, not as good as her."
Bai Jiaoyue said objectively, "Her cooking is average, nothing more than putting more chili peppers and peppercorns, and she is not used to eating." β
"Where are you from?"
"Spiritual Demon Capital People."
"How old are you?" Shen Fu asked with a smile.
"You're going to call me sister."
"yes, it does feel a little old-fashioned." Shen Fu finished the dish, and finally sprinkled the green onion and served it in front of her.
"You're old-fashioned, and I'm twenty-eight!"
"Yo, peers."
"Half a year older than you." Bai Jiaoyue picked up the chopsticks.
Cut, I don't have an ID card, it's not like you say how old you are.
Shen Fu watched her eat, "Sister Bai is not used to it, let's still be Mr. Bai, I think we should also get a code, I almost took you for Bai Shanshan just now." β
"Is it necessary~" Bai Jiaoyue felt naΓ―ve.
"Of course there is, in this way, if I don't think something is right, I'll go over and kiss your left cheek, the front is the same as Xiaodie, and then ......"
"Then I'll slap it over, and use this as a code!" Bai Jiaoyue said.
"That's not good, that's not good, Bai Shengnan probably has this kind of reaction," Shen Fu shook his head, "In this way, just when I was about to kiss you, you put your hand against my head and said: Don't, my face is too powdery." β
"You're got powder on your face!"
"Then you want one." Shen Fu spread his hands.
Bai Jiaoyue had almost eaten, got up and said, "Come here, simulate it." β
Shen Fu leaned over and pretended to kiss her, Bai Jiaoyue blocked his head with one hand, thought about it, twisted two fingers of the other hand to make a heart, and then touched Shen Fu's lips lightly.
For a while, Shen Fu was stunned, this woman is so good at flirting!
Xiaodie can't play this trick at all, she is worthy of being a 28-year-old light mature woman, and then match this light summer pajamas......
"Hey, is that okay?" Bai Jiaoyue woke up Shen Fu, who had lost his mind.
"Oh, it's okay, that's it," Shen Fu put away his plate and turned his back to Bai Jiaoyue, "You go to sleep quickly, you have to go to work tomorrow." β
Bai Jiaoyue left, and Shen Fu bent down to return to his room, this night was difficult.
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The next day, Shen Fu woke up very early, he first ran to the master bedroom and shook his sleeping wife, "Xiaodie, Xiaodie~"
When his wife opened her eyes, Shen Fu grinned, and she grabbed her arm, then kicked her leg and kicked it under the bed.
Shen Fu hurriedly covered his ill-fated head, "Bai Shengnan? β
"It's me, Bai Jiaoyue," Mr. Bai rubbed his hair, "What kind of heat are you having in the morning." β
"I was polite, and I didn't touch you!"
"Then may I ask what's the matter~" Bai Jiaoyue saw that the other party was wearing shorts and vests, which was still her duty.
"I just want to ask if Xiaodie is back, if she comes back, just, let's go downstairs and buy breakfast together~"
Bai Jiaoyue glanced at him, and there was disbelief written in her eyes, "You better buy it yourself, and I'll sleep for a while." β
"No, why didn't Xiaodie come back? Why aren't you leaving? β
Bai Jiaoyue lay with her back to Shen Fu, "Maybe she doesn't want to go to work, and I do the same when I go to work." β
Shen Fu stood up and patted his buttocks, his own, "Did you practice those two times just now?" β
"Bai Shengnan has taught us some basic anti-wolf methods, she is very powerful, if you want to learn, she should also teach you."
"Cut, I have my own family history, and I have been descended from Shen's orthopedics for several generations, and I teach her about the same." Shen Fu turned away conceitedly.
When he got out of the bedroom, he breathed a heavy sigh of relief, fortunately he woke people up first, otherwise it would have been a big mistake!