Someone broke the siege, Emperor Wanli was naturally happy, and when he looked at it in a blink of an eye, he felt that this person was a little familiar, so he beckoned: "Speak closely!" ”

When Ye Xiaotian arrived, Wanli suddenly remembered him and smiled: "Hehe, you are ......"

Ye Xiaotian immediately gave a long sigh: "Minister Tongren Mansion Pusher, Ye Xiaotian!" ”

Wanli said "ah": "Not bad! Ye Tuiguan, since you can sing music, then go on stage and sing a paragraph for everyone. ”

Ye Xiaotian bowed and said, "Minister, the order!" ”

Ye Xiaotian turned around and walked around to the back of the stage, tore off the official robe with two of the three, and said to the troupe master in a hurry: "Hurry, hurry, dress me up!" ”

The class master thought that he was going to sing on stage, but when he heard that he was going to put on makeup, he couldn't help but say, "This adult, you ...... Who are you going to pretend to be, you have to tell the villain first! ”

Ye Xiaotian slapped his forehead and said, "Confused, confused, who to pretend, who to pretend?" Which one should I sing? ”

Ye Xiaotian walked around the studio twice, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said, "If you have it, you will pretend to him!" Chen Zigao! ”

The master of that class was full of drama in his stomach, so he naturally knew which one he was talking about, so he didn't dare to slack off at the moment, and immediately gathered the most capable people in the troupe, combed Ye Xiaotian's bun, hooked his face, changed his costume, and dressed up.

I just listened to a play before, and I'm changing it now. A clown was juggling on the stage, and Wanli Tianzi sat with great interest for a while, and he didn't see Ye Xiaotian come out, so he couldn't help but be a little strange. He tilted his head slightly, and the eunuch next to him immediately leaned over and whispered flatteringly: "Then Ye Xiaotian sings music for His Majesty, and he works very hard." The slave and maid have been watched, and he is dressing up in the background. Hehe, this person, in order to make the emperor happy, he really worked hard! ”

can be the companion of the Son of Heaven. How could that eyesight be bad, Wanli only looked at one side, and he immediately understood what Wanli was thinking. When Wanli heard him say this, he couldn't help but smile slightly, and then he also calmed down and waited patiently.

After another moment, someone in the corner of the stage made a gesture, and when the juggler saw it, he immediately made a gesture and stopped what he was doing. Lying on the stage, he kowtowed to Emperor Wanli, and then retreated, Wanli knew that Ye Xiaotian was going to appear, he didn't know what Ye Xiaotian was going to play, he was curious, and couldn't help leaning over slightly.

As soon as Ye Xiaotian said that he was willing to sing for the Son of Heaven, all the civil officials were full of disdain, disdain, and mocking expressions, but at this moment, it was really Ye Xiaotian's turn to appear, and they couldn't help but be curious. Everyone stopped talking and looked at the stage one after another, and the situation was even more sensational than the appearance of the famous characters.

There was a banging sound on the side of the table. A beautiful woman is on the scene......

Hey? Ye Xiaotian also found a drama for him? Look at it again, although this person's waist is slender, but where is a woman, Fenchen is a plain robe scholar. Naturally, it was Ye Xiaotian who played it.

Although the plain robe scholar is men's clothing, the eyebrows, eyes and facial features are described according to the characteristics of women, plus a light powder. Thinly coated with rouge, a face is as bright as a peach blossom.

I saw him take a few steps, Wan Ting stood still, and with a flick of her cloud sleeves, she said in a coquettish voice: "Yesterday, there was a scholar who said that I had a dragon face and a phoenix neck, and I was a woman who was destined to be a king." Hey, if my grandmother gave birth to me as a daughter, with my talent, I would say that Emei refused to let people, and I was also able to confuse the master. Rao him is an iron man, and also teach him to paralyze half of his mile. It's a pity that I made a mistake to be a man. ”

Oh my god!

As soon as Ye Xiaotian spoke, all the officials, heroes, relatives, eunuchs, and foreign guests in the audience were collectively cold, and they had goosebumps all over their bodies, knowing that he was a man, but his eyebrows and eyes were so enchanting, and his voice was even more delicate, it really wanted people's lives!

Not to mention, there is a foreign ambassador who has bright eyes, nods frequently, and seems to appreciate it very much, he is the ambassador of Siam (Thailand)!

The character played by Ye Xiaotian is called Chen Zigao, this play is called "The Skirt Son-in-law", also known as "The Male Queen", which is a fictional story based on some historical facts, about a man named Chen Zigao, with a gorgeous appearance, fresh and white, like a beautiful woman. The story of being deeply admired by Emperor Chen Wendi, and finally becoming a queen as a man.

This story was written by a literati named Wang Jide a few decades ago, and as soon as the book came out, it aroused the curiosity of countless people and circulated it one after another. Although the fame of this book is not as good as the "Golden Vase Plum" written by Wang Shizhen, who is said to be a contemporary celebrity wearing a vest, it is also a sensation.

Many of the officials present, including some of them who were sanctimonious and courteous, had secretly turned the book to pieces, but now that someone sang it in front of the emperor, they were still dumbfounded.

Ye Xiaotian sang on the stage, and all the officials turned their heads and ears under the stage, and the discussion became louder and louder, Emperor Wanli saw it in his eyes, secretly sneered, and suddenly slapped the imperial case heavily, and praised: "Good!" ”

The position of the emperor's relatives and foreign guests is different from that of the civil officials, and they immediately followed suit, and there are some military generals who were invited today, most of the generals are limited even if they are educated, and they are even more frowning to Ye Xiaotian's singing, but they have not dared to speak up since they suppressed their voices, and now the emperor took the lead in applauding, and the generals immediately opened their loud voices and cheered, and the civil officials were even more angry.

The white-bearded old man who had just advised the Son of Heaven not to be reckless stood up angrily and said loudly: "The residence of the Son of Heaven is magnificent. Obscene words and songs, not elegant! This person dares to be disrespectful to the Son of Heaven and sing such obscene and obscene songs, and the ministers ask His Majesty to severely punish and sanction him, so as to serve as a police officer! ”

Wanli's rebellious nature came up, so he rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "Great disrespect? It's not you old immortals who are disrespectful to me! ”

The Wanli Emperor, who had first ascended the throne and had been suppressed for too long, was still there, and he had not yet been polished smooth by his imperial career, so he did not reply to the admonitions of this old and virtuous civil leader.

This old man is an old imperial historian of the Hanlin Academy, a representative of the clear stream, with a very high prestige, as soon as he spoke, a group of people stood up, among which the officials of the three law divisions were the most, because everyone was basically the same system.

Ministers, you said a word, and sprayed Ye Xiaotian with a dog blood spray. They originally relied on a pen to eat, their words were like knives, and their words were sharp, under their arrangement, counting, and denunciation, Ye Xiaotian was simply full of evil, and it was difficult to atone for his sins when he was pulled to the entrance of the vegetable market.

Li Xuancheng saw this scene. I couldn't help but be a little stunned: "What's the situation?" Ye Xiaotian is going to die? Is it that if I don't use my tricks, he's going to be finished? Wrong...... Not right......"

Thinking of the past when he and Ye Xiaotian fought several times, Ye Xiaotian fought back and made him disgraced, Li Xuancheng immediately rejected this fantasy, he didn't believe that Ye Xiaotian was stupid, if Ye Xiaotian was really so stupid, and he was still defeated in Ye Xiaotian's hands, then what did he become of Uncle Li?

Ye Xiaotian had already finished singing at this time, and this play was a total of four folds. There are many characters who appear in each fold, and Ye Xiaotian is just performing one of them. He stood on the stage, smiling and looking at the extremely corrupt appearance of the civil officials, and his heart was very happy.

"Scold, scold, scold louder! Shameless? It's too unhelpful, you just say that I'm stinky and shameless, and I can't say it more ruthlessly. ”

"What is the old man doing, it seems to be a second grade? This is a top-notch official. Okay, you keep jumping, don't stop, keep scolding! ”

"Wow! The...... How angry this one is blushing and his neck is thick. Your father still dug up your ancestral grave after I got older, this is too exaggerated, isn't it? ”

The acting has become the one who watches the play, Ye Xiaotian dressed up in a costume, and stood on the stage to watch with relish. The old Hanlin who jumped out first saw the emperor sneering slightly. just didn't answer the phone, so he turned around and aimed the cannon at Ye Xiaotian.

The old Hanlin halberd pointed at a point and shouted: "Traitor! Charming gentleman. Disaster chaos, even if you are cut with a thousand knives, it will be difficult to atone for your sins! ”

Ye Xiaotian blinked and said strangely: "What is this old man saying, why can't the lower officials understand?" This is not a big New Year, and there is a holy will, and the lower officials are ordered to come to the stage and sing a song for everyone to enjoy, why are you still angry with your old man? ”

Old Hanlin trembled and shouted, "Shut up!" What are you just singing? What kind of person is Chen Zigao, as a man, he serves the king, it is simply unreasonable! You foul language, obscene words, unbearable eyes, unbearable ears! ”

Ye Xiaotian blinked, suddenly mentioned the dantian qi, and groaned in a loud voice: "But the grass and trees are scattered, and I am afraid of the twilight of beauty." The women were jealous of Yu Zhi'e, and rumors said that Yu was good and promiscious. The boudoir is far away, and the philosopher is not sleepy. I ordered Fenglong to ride the clouds and ask for the place of the concubine. Looking at the swagger of Yaotai, I see some maids......"

The hustle and bustle of the scene was suddenly silent, Ye Xiaotianyin's paragraph is "Lisao", Mr. Qu Yuan's masterpiece, is it elegant? Can you climb the hall of elegance? It's just that everyone didn't understand why he suddenly chanted Chu Ci, so they were all a little stunned.

Li Xuancheng's expression tightened, and he thought secretly: "I know that he still has a back hand, and this is coming!" But...... What does he mean? ”

Ye Xiaotian finished chanting this speech, waved to the audience, and said solemnly: "Ask the boss, who is Emei referring to in this speech?" ”

Old Hanlin was stunned and said, "Naturally, it refers to Qu Yuan himself!" ”

Ye Xiaotian was surprised: "Doesn't this poem say that a deep boudoir woman was jealous of Qunmei and lost her husband's favor?" How can it refer to himself, is it...... Yes! ”

Ye Xiaotian's color changed suddenly, and although he didn't say anything, he used rich body language to express his meaning clearly.

That old Hanlin was really old, and his brain didn't turn as fast as him, so he didn't understand that he was playing a trick, and scolded loudly: "Bastard, do you think Qu Yuan has any unclear relationship with the King of Chu?" It's really unlearned! The ancients often used the love between men and women as a metaphor for the righteousness of monarchs and ministers, and the relationship between husband and wife as a metaphor for the relationship between monarchs and ministers, understand?

"Tie the knot with the cliché, and the beauties with the beauties", "Si Meiren" said: "Si Mei is a beautiful person, and she is sobbing and sobbing." These are all love marriages between men and women to symbolize the situation of monarchs and ministers. A courtier is appreciated by a monarch like a woman is favored by a man.

For example, Cao Zhi's "Boudoir Love": "Sorrow and gentleness, beauty is ...... from afar" Li Shangyin's "to ask Cui Hairpin on the phoenix, I don't know who the fragrant neck is back!" "Li Bai's" lowered the crystal curtain and looked at the autumn moon exquisitely. "Bai Juyi's" red face was not old and graced first, and he sat in the lavender cage until Ming. "They are all compared to women, hoping to know each other and get the king's ......"

The old gentleman is so good at being a teacher, and he talks endlessly like the water of the Yangtze River.

"Bang Bang!"

Ye Xiaotian applauded unhurriedly, and asked slowly and logically: "Qu Yuan, Cao Zhi, Li Bai, Bai Juyi, Li Shangyin, they can all use women as metaphors to express their loyalty to the monarch, but can't they be lowered?" Boss, don't you only allow the governor to set fires, and don't allow the people to light lamps? ”

Wanli Tianzi was really not able to laugh out loud in front of so many ministers, he lowered his head, held back his laughter, and shrugged his shoulders, he really couldn't help it. Old Hanlin opened his mouth and stammered for a long time before he said indignantly: "This ...... How elegant are the poems of the sages, you ...... What are you just singing? ”

Ye Xiaotian said aggrievedly: "But the emperor just said that you are not allowed to chant poems!" Besides, the lower officials don't learn and don't know how to do it, and they can't play with the things of the spring and white snow, and the lower officials will only be the Riba people, but what the lower officials want to express is still a red heart of the loyal monarch......"

The civil officials were so angry by Ye Xiaotian's "ah" that the green tendons on their foreheads jumped, and the old Hanlin was stunned for a long time before he said: "But ...... But what you say is too vulgar, you ......"

Ye Xiaotian said in a loud voice: "In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a person named Lao Laizi, when he was seventy years old, his parents were still alive. The old man felt that his time was short, and he was depressed, so Lao Laizi put on a child's clothes and jumped up and down in front of his parents to make them happy.

To say, Lao Laizi had three generations of children and grandchildren at that time and became an old lady, isn't this kind of behavior ridiculous and vulgar? Won't it make his children and grandchildren feel uncomfortable? But filial piety comes first, he is to make his parents happy, so he has been praised to this day!

When loyalty and filial piety can't be both, when loyalty comes first, it can be seen that loyalty is still above filial piety, so what Lao Laizi did, why can't the lower officials do it? Xia Guan only thinks that the emperor has all the opportunities to manage every day, and he is busy with state affairs, and it is rare to relax and relax, and he has fun for Bo Jun, and he doesn't care about whether others are comfortable or uncomfortable. ”

"What? In order to coax his father and mother to be happy, Lao Laizi doesn't care about whether his children and grandchildren feel comfortable, you are happy for Bojun, and you don't care about whether the old man is comfortable? What has become of the old man? "Old Hanlin, whose brain has been unable to keep up with Ye Xiaotian's jumping thinking, is now keeping up.

was embarrassed by Ye Xiaotian, Lao Hanlin's eyes darkened, and he fainted. Emperor Wanli couldn't help laughing anymore, today's play is really wonderful, this year, he is happier than any previous year!

But those civil officials who supported Lao Hanlin with their hands and feet stopped doing it, and the insults and reprimands for Ye Xiaotian became more and more severe, Ye Xiaotian stood on the stage and was willing, with a smile on his face, and a sneer in his heart: "Scold!" Keep scolding! The harder you scold, the better! In the future, when someone comes into me to slander me, the emperor will remember today's scene and decide that you can't tolerate me, and at least you can prevent fifty or sixty percent of the calamity for me! Scold! Let's make your scolding more violent! ”

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(To be continued......) R1292