Chapter 67 Flowers and Candles in the Cave Room Section 4 Ash at the bottom of the pot
The sisters-in-law and aunts in the yard, who are married and have children, are spicy, and a set of sour words are released, and these descendants outside the door are really unbearable!
Zuihou still had the idea of Yang Stick, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and told Lao Feng to assemble the soldiers, line up in four columns, and blow the military horn vigorously! Sing military songs vigorously!
"Ready! Sing! ”
"The iron flows 25,000 miles, straight in a firm direction! Ten years of hard work have been tempered into an invincible liliang ??????"
A hundred people with green skins and raised their voices, which is even more spectacular than the big animals in the mule and horse market! The deafening singing is not to mention the frightened chickens and dogs all over the village! Even those fellows who watched the excitement blocked their ears one after another!
The dust on the roof was shaken and fell straight down, and the tiles on the head of the courtyard gate were shaken and fell down in two, almost hitting Yang's bare brain!
Before the third song was finished, the closed courtyard door opened suddenly, and a group of old ladies covered their ears and laughed and scolded and hid in the house.
Yang Bangzi jumped into the courtyard with one arrow step, and the soldiers behind him stopped singing, and followed the leader into the courtyard one after another, and almost filled the small farm yard!
On the wall, on the roof, look lively again, enter the courtyard door is the first pass, and there is a door!
No, Yang Bangzi looked at the closed door again, turned around and looked at Lao Feng, that means pass one pass after another, it's not over, it's not good, it's hard!
Lao Feng waved his hand at the big one, and the big man immediately understood what was going on, and immediately brought a few strong soldiers. Separate the others. The mouth shouted: "One! Two! Three! Come on! ”
I rushed to the door with a squeeze on the ground! Poor wooden door. Those who were hit by these stunned fans are about to be knocked apart! The women who were blocking the door refused to back down, laughing and huddled together as they resisted the onslaught of the door.
The fellows are still shouting to cheer, but they have opened their eyes! It is said that this Captain Yang snatched the lotus incense out of the hands of hundreds of people, and they all thought it was a false rumor. This doesn't follow the rules! Isn't this just snatching a kiss!
Adults and children. Old and young, cheer for both sides, see who can hold on! Not to mention the chickens and dogs in the village, even the sparrows have fled far away!
Not to mention that the door of this room is quite sturdy, it is so attacked from both sides, it sounds squeaky and twisted, and it really hasn't been broken. The place in the house is small, and the women are determined not to let people outside the door come in, and it is useless for the young students in the green skin to have energy, and they are stalemate for a while!
Yang pulled the stick, the big one. scolded "It's useless!" He stood in front of the door. Letting the warriors dodge, he took a few steps back, rolled up his sleeves, tightened his belt, took a deep breath, and the cat bent down and rushed towards the door!
Just one step away, Yang Stick turned his body sideways, ready to bang the door with his arms! The two closed doors creaked and opened!
It's not opened slowly, it's separated all of a sudden, this time Yang stick can't hold his feet, he wants to stop his body stiffly, the momentum is too great, the door is empty, the force can't be unloaded, and he crashes into the house!
How bad do you say these sisters-in-law and aunts? When I see the Eighth Route Army on weekdays, they are all the same as their relatives, so they are treated as their own brothers, but now it's good, this Yang stick has been defeated and destroyed!
You said that people lost their balance and crashed in, just hit it, don't take the handle to help it, just forget it, there are several feet stretched out underneath, Yang stick can't brake the body, and the feet are tripped a few times, this is good, a slip and stumble over, and finally fell down next to the stove, and the soil surface on the ground poofed up how high it was!
The green scalp is covered with soil, the freshly shaved clean face is also spent, the red ribbon on the body has also fallen off, and the big red flower has also been flattened!
The fall was confused, and I was dazzled by the soil surface! Lying on that person is stupid!
Lao Feng and the others outside the door reacted and were about to rush in with each other, when the two doors suddenly closed again! The sisters-in-law in the house began to laugh and scold again!
Yang Bangzi rubbed his confused eyes, struggled to get up, and saw in a daze that he was standing in front of the table in the hall, and on a chair in front of him, a person was sitting upright.
The red jacket, the red leggings, and the red hijab covered the head, and the red ball shook Yang Bangzi's eyes all at once!
A group of fierce sisters-in-law rushed over, forcibly pressed Yang Bangzi's neck and arms, and made Yang Bangzi bend down and bow three times.
The one who sat firmly on the chair moved his body and waved his hand, and the two sisters-in-law came over to help her, and the others pulled Yang Stick to go to the east house together, and kowtowed to the aunt sitting on the kang three times.
These bad sisters-in-law are all black hands! The pinched Yang stick screams indiscriminately! Also touch Yang stick's face! After enough tossing, I opened the door and let Lao Feng and them in, and when Lao Feng and they saw Yang Bangzi standing with the red bride, they were all stupid!
Is this still the groom with a big red flower and a bright head and feet! The head and face are full of black pot ash, the new military uniforms on the body are all ripped and messy, the leggings are scattered, and there is one less shoe!
Lao Feng and they don't know, the rule in North China is to toss the groom official, and it is necessary to wipe the bottom of the pot, if it weren't for the people in the army, the trouble would be even worse, and the good show that flashed Yang stick in just now was also deliberate, it was to give the groom an official a dismount!
It was not easy to break free from the siege of the sisters-in-law and the villagers, and the bride was put on the mule, and the dog was also put on the back of the mule in new clothes.
Just now, the majestic and high-spirited team of relatives only dared to be lively again after leaving the village with a sigh of relief, so that the green skin descendants who were packed up by the villagers yelled at the village and made enough trouble before chasing the groom.
Through the red hijab, Lianxiang peeked at Yang Stick, who was holding the mule, and her heart was overturned, and she had any taste! One by one, the past was brought out by the sound of the mule's kicking and trampling hooves.
The man in front of her, who was tossed by the villagers, was not a man, and he would be her man in the future, looking at the neck with broken nails and torn clothes, Lianxiang still regretted a little that she didn't stop her sisters-in-law from messing around just now.
Yang stick didn't drop anything, although the blood on the neck and face was soaked in sweat, and it hurt a little, but he turned around to look at the bride on the mule and "Dad!" Father! "If you bark non-stop, then you will be full of energy!
Back in town, it's noon! As soon as I entered the entrance of the town, the smell of the earth wafted over! It's all in-laws in town! When I saw that the bride had picked it up, the commotion started! If it weren't for the soldiers holding their arms to stop them, the villagers would have rushed over and snatched the bride and the mule together to make trouble!
The wedding scene was set up in the courtyard of the town office, and the three floors inside and the outer three floors were crowded with fellow villagers and soldiers.
Director Cheng cleared his throat and talked about the congratulatory messages sent by leaders at all levels and Yang Bangzi's comrades-in-arms from the military region to the sub-district, and also said some words of encouragement to the newcomers.
This will return to his own one-third of an acre of land in the town, Yang Bangzi glared and said What is there to talk about! Lao Tzu used a big poplar stick to snatch this wife back! What's the matter with you! Hurry up! Dinner! Lao Tzu starved to death!
hahahaha! It's all a big deal! What is this called? The bridegroom didn't say that he was in a hurry to enter the cave room, but he also shouted that he was hungry! Let's start the meal!
The four cauldrons were set out at the door of the mutton soup shop, and there was no banquet, it was the people who came to Daoxi, no matter what official positions, regardless of military and civilian, all of them had a bowl of boiled vegetables and a bowl of mutton soup, plus two affordable pure stick noodle flatbread!
The old men in the town also said that in previous years, no rich man had ever held such a pompous happy event, at most he had to set up a banquet with ten tables, which was like these eight roads, four cauldrons of stewed vegetables with meat and mutton soup, enough to eat! (To be continued......)