84. Toys

Since then, Suo Huan has been spoiled for a while, everything just needs a look, and someone has sent it to him, every day he just fights grass, throws flowers, or finds Silaiju manservant to roll dice and wipe cards, or does not limit what kind of little maid and maid fight crickets together, changing ways to pass the time. Feng Lin is also a harmonious person, even he was surprised, and quietly said in front of Wu Ge and Chu Qin: "The Prime Minister's Mansion is going to become a Goolan Courtyard, what big, small, male, and female are mixed together to play acrobatics, eat, wear, insert, wear, no matter whether they are high or low, as long as others ask for it, he will give, a pearl hairpin, go out for a turn, and come back bare-what a loser, fortunately, a man can't marry, otherwise this huge family won't give him a ruined business!" ”

Chu Qin laughed at him and said: "Who still pitied him before, but now he has changed his words, worrying about adults, but you know that you are a busy and worrying mother-in-law." Feng Lin pushed him and said, "Go, you are a mother-in-law!" Isn't this due to the capriciousness of adults? I was afraid that he wouldn't die early when I urged Yama before, but now what is it rare? In the words of the girls, 'I can't make him a golden man' - weird! I've known adults for so long, and I don't think he particularly likes women who wear gold and silver! After thinking about it, he was puzzled, and muttered: "It seems that I used to worry in vain, it's just that everyone has their own creation, as long as Suo Huan doesn't break the sky, there are still many years to live!" ”

At that time, he was also idle and had nothing serious to say, Chu Qin loved to pluck Fenglin, so he laughed at him and could see that others could not see himself, "In recent days, you have collected fewer women's things?" As a result, Wei Wuwu ran away quietly, how are you? - I'm worried about whether she'll be hungry if she doesn't bring any money. Feng Lin was really sad when he heard this stubble, took a sip of wine, and covered up the past with "Sometimes there must be in life, and there is no time in life to ask forged".

Wu Ge was indifferent and said nothing, his head kept turning to the side, and then he suddenly turned back and said, "I'll arrest her back, do you want to?" Feng Lin pointed at himself and was stunned before he understood, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "Thank you, good brother!" The twisted melon is not sweet, the old one does not go, the new one does not come, am I still afraid that I will not be able to please Mrs. ?! He laughed twice and drank heavily.

On this day, Feng Qiwu was teaching Suo Huan to write, holding his hands to teach, Suo Huan himself was not in his mouth and deflated to the sky, saying: "I don't want to be an official, and I don't want to be a marquis, I learn so much knowledge in my stomach, and I am always a poet, and my stomach is pantothenic!" ”

Feng Qiwu held his right hand, "I don't expect you to become a great talent, but your name must be able to write, come, one '雚' on the left and right, one 'ow' on the right, one 'ow' on the right, and one owe debt." "More patient than Mr. Enlightenment outside.

One stroke at a time, a "Huan" appeared on the white paper, probably the first time to "write" such a beautiful word, or his own name, Suo Huan was very happy, and asked: "What is Baiyan?" ”

"A kind of bird at the water's edge."

"Well...... Suo Huan thought thoughtfully, "You have birds, I have birds, big birds to small birds." ”

Feng Qiwu held his hand and planned to teach it a few more times, only to write two strokes, and suddenly understood, bent his waist and pressed him on the table, and blew on the root of his ear: "Recognize a phoenix character, you can do it, what else do you want to say?" (The traditional Chinese word for "phoenix" is the word "bird".) ）

Suo Huan was so itchy that he shrunk his neck, and he couldn't stop laughing: "What's wrong with me, the phoenix is the king of birds, it must be bigger than other 'birds', I want to say the other way around, the small bird is the big bird, I'm afraid you still don't follow it!" As he spoke, his hips swayed against the place where there was a 'big bird', and the crotch of the person behind him shook slightly.

"My lord, someone is visiting!" Just when Fenglin had something to report, he broke into the study directly, and when he saw this scene, he almost covered his eyes and withdrew, and shouted in his heart: Bad morals! Offend public decency!!

Since Fenglin came to report, the visitors are by no means ordinary people, and it is a "visit" rather than a "seeking", which is even more unusual. Feng Qiwu straightened up very indifferently, nodded at Fenglin, and then slapped Suo Huan's ass hard, threatening: "You wait for me!" ”

Suo Huan's eyes narrowed, and he shook the gold bracelet on his wrist, "When didn't I wait?" Only Feng Qiwu can understand its true meaning.

Soon after the two of them left, a maid came in with a tray carrying a finely carved jewelry box, Suo Huan looked at it, and was annoyed, thinking: What kind of love is sent every day, and it can't be worn until death! I didn't want to look at it at a glance, only holding a piece of "Huarong Dao" to study there, removing "Guan Yu", "Ma Chao" blocking it, removing "Ma Chao", "Zhang Fei" and "Zhao Yun" horizontal blocking, soldiers coming to block, layer by layer of encirclement, "Cao Cao" just can't slide out of "Huarong Dao". (A strategy slider game played by the ancients, taken from the story of Cao Cao's defeat and escape from Huarong Road.) Ten pieces of wood are embedded together in a square wooden plate, the largest square represents Cao Cao, the lower horizontal block is Guan Yu, the left and right four rectangles are the four generals of Shu, and the remaining four small squares represent small soldiers, the player's task is to help Cao Cao escape from Huarong Road, that is, to take the largest block out of the opening under the wooden plate. ）

Suo Huan frowned, covered "Huarong Dao", and said impatiently: "Put it down." ”

"The prime minister said that the son must personally inspect it, and the slave and maid can make a difference."

"Snort-" Suo Huan said with a smile: "A few pieces of jewelry, I'm afraid that you won't be able to do it, you take it away, and when people ask, they will say that I pity you for your hard work and reward you." ”

Who knew that the maid knelt down deeply and held the tray high above her head, "Don't do it, Xiangye said that this thing is valuable, because he was afraid that the young master would be bored waiting, so he specially gave it to you to relieve your boredom." Thinking that it is not an ordinary head and face jewelry, the young master will give it away indiscriminately, but I am afraid that the master will be angry. ”

When Suo Huan heard this, he had no choice but to go up and pick open the box buckle with one finger, pick up the box cover, Fang Qi opened it two inches, and suddenly "snapped" the cover, turned his back and shouted: "I don't want it!" You send it back!! The maidservant was stunned, raised her head and said in a panic: "The young master is the most sympathetic, why don't you come?" The white-eyed and bare-eyed child ordered the slave and maid to be sent back, wouldn't Xiangye blame the slave and maid for not being able to do things? Please also ask the young master to feel sorry for the slave and maid, so he accepted it. If you really don't like it, you can reward or give it away, it's all good. ”

Suo Huan seemed to be moved, turned around slightly, and saw that the maid had a pool of tears in her eyes, so pitiful, and a girl's family, she actually said such a thing, she must not know what was in the box, but she knew that she was innocent, and she did not conspire with Feng Qiwu to trick herself. When she was about to help her up, she thought that she had just said that she would reward her with the contents of the box, and she begged herself to take it for two days. He blushed, raised his eyebrows, turned around and quickly took the box into his arms, covered it with wide sleeves, and said firmly: "Satisfied?!" ”

After waiting for the maid to leave for a while, Suo Huan dared to open the lid of the box completely, stared at it carefully, the more he looked at it, the more ashamed he became, the more angry he became, and when he was about to smash it, he knew that he couldn't. ——It turned out that the green silk inside was lined with a thick and long jade, white and smooth, smooth and transparent, it was a precious Hetian mutton fat, carved with a real phallus, and even the small hole at the end of the head could be seen; The meridians bulging out of the stem are embossed into bunches of plum branches, and the flowers are either open or closed, pitching and living, and the pride is complete; The tail is tied with a concentric knot of silk, and the color is extremely elegant, attached to such a thing, but it shows full fragrance for no reason.

Feng Qiwu said that he was afraid that he would be bored by "waiting", so he gave him "relief from boredom", which was clearly a response to the sentence "When will you not wait" - he will come tonight, and let a woman send this spring in advance, obviously looking forward to it, so he is so flirtatious, if he seriously smashes this thing in the face, it will be boring for each other.

He hid all the way back to the room, inspected the house for a long time, and then decided to hide it at the bottom of the suitcase, and had to pretend to be stern and say to Wan Chun, who was dusting off: "Chun'er, this is just given to me by an adult, the thing is very valuable, don't touch it when you clean it, if it disappears one day, I only talk to you, if you move a little, I will recognize it!" ”

Wan Chunzheng was strange, what did a good jewelry box do in the corners, squinted a pair of eyes and peeked at it, hearing Suo Huan say this, he immediately withdrew his gaze, and thought: This must be extremely valuable, otherwise he would not be so careful. Because he smiled: "What a stingy young master, a good baby given by Xiangye, don't you even give a look?" One day, while you are away, I want to invite everyone to come and observe, the law is not responsible, and the young master is embarrassed to find anyone. ”

Lying to a little girl like this made Suo Huan so ashamed that he wanted to get into the cracks in the ground, and now he was even more anxious to wipe his neck, as if a group of people were about to break into the house and copy out this thing. As a thief with a weak heart, where can he distinguish the true from the fake, Suo Huan broke out of the house, but ran back at the moment, but took out a Ruyi head lock from his arms, locked the suitcase with a "click", and the key was worn by red thread and hung around his neck.

Seeing him take it so seriously, Wan Chun couldn't cry or laugh in her heart, and said, "My young master, when did you become so honest?" I'm just going to be stubborn, and you're going to get the lock on, and I'm going to be stubborn, do you have to get a big iron cage to lock up the box? There are no three hundred taels of silver here, does this unknown swing tell the snitch thieves that there is a treasure in it? As I said, take the lock off, and I'll swear not to touch it. ”

"The Prime Minister's Mansion is heavily guarded, and it's not scary to steal thieves, but it's you who are afraid of ghosts. The oath is not counted, if there is really a fulfillment, everyone in the world is afraid that they will all die - don't persuade me, a red thread can't strangle me! Anyway, it's good for me to help you avoid suspicion! ”

Resolute, Wan Chun is not easy to persuade again, a feather duster fluttered and swayed, and said: "The bull's eye back basket has also become a thick-bottomed bookcase, the broken fishing net has also turned into a dense cloth pocket, and the defeated Jin Ye has also become a miser today - hey, I want to change the sky!" (Bull's eye basket: A sparsely woven basket with large holes, which can quickly drain water when washing things, and is used as a metaphor for his inability to keep his money.) ）

Suo Huan's eyes widened, "What are you talking about!" …… Hum! Girl, you take some of it, I haven't said anything about you! Worry-free listens to me the most, as long as I frown a little in the nine-point active business, she can do not have a point! - Are you scary? ”

How could Wan Chun not be afraid, he threw away the feather duster at the moment, jumped over and pointed at the root of Suo Huan's neck and said: "Young master, I'm afraid that this thin red line is not safe, I'll go to make a red line, and the guarantee is strong and good-looking!" Sure enough, he found the silk thread, and his fingers flew up.

Suo Huan looked at it for a while, wondering about the dexterity of the girls' fingers, and went to Silai to take the "Huarong Dao" that he had not finished playing in the study, and sat quietly with Wan Chun'an.

The network is ready, put on the key, red and yellow, very bright and eye-catching. Wan Chun hung Suo Huan around his neck, and saw Suo Huan staring at a plate of square wood carved with portraits, without even praising him, he wrinkled his nose and said unhappily: "I said that the young master can't slip out!" ”

Suo Huan's eyes flashed, and he raised his eyes and said, "Why?" ”

"You see, there are layers of fortifications, there is not a single gap to drill, and the disparity between the numbers is huge, and it is beyond one's own strength to fight." Wan Chun shook his head and said.

Suo Huan lowered his eyes and smiled, his long eyelashes covered the emotions in his eyes, and his index finger pointed to the small characters engraved on the lid of the "Huarong Dao" box, "What is this, you miss it." Wan Chun bent down to take a closer look, and read word by word: "Just because of the grace at that time, I opened the golden lock and released the dragon." But he scratched his head, didn't quite understand, and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

What do you mean? Oh, Meng De only had Yun Chang to help him, and Huarong Dao's thousands of troops and horses were like nothing. And in the Prime Minister's Mansion, doesn't it also have its own Guan Yunchang? He put up the "Huarong Dao" in his hand, and pressed the slider to crack for a while, smooth as if he was planning a plate, the route was accurate, there was no one step redundant, and when it was less, "Cao Cao" leaked out of the opening at the bottom, Suo Huan caught it, and he lit it up, and said with a bad smile: "What do you say?" Slipped out. ”

Wan Chun stomped his feet: "The young master cheats, as if he is fluent or something, he is clearly a veteran, and he still holds it for a long time, pretending to have never played it!" Suo Huan also smiled silently and did not deny it, the two laughed and knocked their teeth for a while, and there was no need to elaborate.