29 Lingnan people (I)
I said, "That's my ideal." I hope and believe that my dream will become a reality! ”
People looked at me.
Someone said, "Who is this man?" ”
Someone said: "Chen Ju." ”
Someone said, "Why haven't you heard of it?" What's the matter? ”
Someone said: "The deputy governor of the inner court ......"
Someone said, "This ...... In a product... Under three people, above ten thousand... It's so big...... Don't mess with him......"
Someone said, "He's drunk? ”
Someone said, "No...... It's said that I'm usually so crazy......"
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Yang Chenchen looked around exaggeratedly and said to me, "This is impossible!" ”
Me: "Damn, why are your ideals realised, but mine not?" ”
Zheng Anmin pointed at me and said, "You are deliberately looking for trouble!" ”
Me: "You're deliberately looking for trouble." I speak better than you, and you're jealous of me. ”
Zheng Anmin: "What a fart! You're talking nonsense! It will never be possible! ”
Me: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" How can it be? ”
Yang Chenchen: "I wish the Tang Dynasty a thousand years of life, long live the emperor, why not?" ”
I said, "How is that possible?" How can a dynasty not perish? Which emperor doesn't die? How could the Tang Dynasty last forever, and how could the emperor live forever? ”
Everyone whispered.
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One thing comes to mind.
That day, the man ate his big and colorful word "person".
His black lips were bulging, his cheeks were bulging, and tears were pouring down his face.
He swallowed hard, struggling with his hands to run his esophagus from top to bottom.
I was laughing at him when Daddy's slap slapped me on the left side of my cheek - as if I could smell the smell of his fan and the heat.
Dad said, "I'll pay someone to teach you how to write!" If you want to get ahead, you have to practice your words hard! Personality has a fart! Smart has a fart! You're going to kill yourself sooner or later! ”
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I still haven't been able to remember my father's teachings, I think.
The most embarrassing thing for people is that they have just gone crazy and woke up.
I said, "I mean: we're going to have to do both. Despise it strategically and value it tactically. Although we firmly believe that the emperor can live for 10,000 years, we must also strive to make the emperor live for 10,000 years. For example, when I see that the emperor is sick, I will definitely shout anxiously: 'The emperor is sick, how dangerous this is, hurry up and call the imperial doctor.' But what will you do? Can you say, 'You don't need to find an imperial doctor, the emperor is not sick, because long live the emperor!'" 'Do you dare to say that?' The emperor is sick, do you dare not let him see the imperial doctor? ”
I pointed to the people one by one and asked, "Let me ask you, if the emperor is sick, do you dare not let him see the imperial doctor?" ”
Everyone said, "Don't dare, don't dare." ”
I said, "That's what I mean!" We hope that the emperor will live forever and the Tang Dynasty will always be passed on. ”
So everyone scrambled to take a stand.
Yang Mingyang said: "Okay, okay! Don't care about others, eat and drink. ”
Leave this at that.
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But no.
Lin Li came over.
He was visibly drunk.
His face was red, like a monkey's ass in heat.
Some humans just can't drink. Their bodies lack certain genes and therefore cannot make anything that digests alcohol, and the body naturally cannot digest alcohol.
His red eyes are more terrifying than his red face, they are simply the eyes of a white rabbit - I would prefer to describe them as the eyes of a ghost - but there is no such thing as a "ghost", how can I describe it as "the eyes of a ghost"? Perhaps, their temperament is very similar, it is a temperament that exudes resentment.
Lin Li shouted: "I think this brother is right!" You are too arrogant, you can't accept reality, you can't accept God's choice! ”
Lin Fu came over, grabbed Lin Li, and dragged him to the side.
Wei Shan came over and grabbed Lin Fu and didn't let him drag Lin Li.
People looked at him suspiciously.
Lin Li said: "Arrogance...... Arrogant...... Arrogant...... Pride is your sin. Because of arrogance, you will never receive divine commands, you will never be able to atone for your sins! ”
People whispered.
Several Lingnan subordinates beside Lin Li wanted to lean over to talk to Lin Li, but were pushed away by Lin Li.
Lin Fu continued to pull Lin Li and dragged him to the side.
Wei Shan continued to hold Lin Fu and didn't let him pull Lin Li.
Lin Li opened his scarlet eyes vigorously and said, "What's the difference between Datang and Daming?" Do you think that by changing the name of the country, you will escape the wrath of God? Do you know what 'original sin' is? ”
Original sin – logically, it makes no sense; Politically speaking, the imperial courts of successive dynasties called this kind of thinking "cult thought"; Emotionally, it's distressing; Traditionally, this is not a tradition of the people.
As soon as he said this, the people in the hall quarreled.
Lin Li ignored them, and still said loudly, "Think about what you have done, right? Do you think God will let you go? What is the difference between Datang and Daming? ”
Lin Fu pointed to the people in Lingnan: "Pull him away!" Drink like a fish! ”
Wei Shan said, "It's okay, what's wrong." ”
The Lingnan people didn't care so much, and a few people went up and dragged Lin Li away. Lin Li was still struggling, but was dragged aside by his subordinates.
Lin fell asleep on the table standing on the side.
If someone else had said this, I am afraid that the race would have been exterminated long ago; But he is Lin Li, the son of the Lingnan Lin family, the commander of the Lingnan Navy, and so many big officials in the hall didn't say anything - so he didn't have anything to do.
And so it went.
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But no.
Lynff is here again.
Lin Fu is much taller than Lin Li, but he is more like a mainlander than a Lingnan.
Wei Shan also came over.
Wei Shan is Lin Li's cousin and wife, and Lin Fu is Lin Li's cousin.
The two of them apologized to people one by one because of Lin Li's drunken remarks.
Lin Fu said to me: "Wow, Chen Ju, when I saw him today, I really haven't seen him for a long time!" ”
Me: "Isn't it 'a long time to hear it'?" ”
Lynff pointed at me and laughed.
Wei Shan: "Yes, I know a lot, I heard that you two graduated from the Imperial University?" ”
She was referring to me and Zhao Yuyang. We sat together.
Me: "I just skipped class for three years." ”
Wei Shan smiled and said, "I graduated from Lingnan University. ”
Me: "I've heard that in Lingnan, women can also go to university. Well, not bad. ”
Wei Shan: "Well, Lingnan University is much better than Emperor University. ”
Zhao Yuyang: "It is said that you can come to the Imperial University, or even go to school at the Imperial University." ”
Wei Shan: "Yes, Lin Li can go to the emperor's university, and Lin Fu can be a god's great, but I want to go to Nanda, so they will accompany me." ”
I nodded, "Not bad." ”
Lin Fu: "I dropped out of Lingnan University, and I hate those students. ”
Wei Shan: "That's because the teachers at Lingnan University are all waste. ”
Me: "You just said that Nanda is much better than the emperor. ”
Wei Shan: "The teacher is not good. ”
Me: "Although your teachers at Lingnan University are mentally handicapped and your students are mentally handicapped, your Lingnan University is still the best top university. I like your logic. ”
Wei Shan seemed to be about to pretend to be kind, but after pretending to be a few times, she still looked unhappy.
Lin Fu: "Hey, it's still on your own, what is the school!" ”
And they all said yes.
They were gone.
I said to Zhao Yuyang: "Wei Shan and Lin Fu, they have an adulterous relationship. ”
Zhao Yuyang: "Damn, how do you know?" No, I mean, how do you know – I really don't know if they have! You're spreading rumors, aren't you? ”
Me: "Feeling. I can never be wrong. ”
Zhao Yuyang raised his middle finger at me.
And so it was over.